Rule of Penguins

by **Mk Steele** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:41 am

*cough*
Well in that case, how about 14.95! And I'll even include this free hot plate!

That's a 39.99 value for only 14.95!

by **The Sovietyeto** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:53 am

Do you have penguins in your lands?

Oh... Yes,

May we bring ~~mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion~~ religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation?

Expect total anneilayion of your sad nation to follow if you dare...

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God?

We've been preparing for his arrival for some time now...

And of coarse our own intelligence agency's spies!

by **New Reigna** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:08 am

Greater Penguin wrote:We, the greater penguins have decided to take over the world and decided to hold a study on what are the world's current attitude to penguins.

Answer the following,

Do you have penguins in your lands? In the more colder places and even then not alot

May we bring ~~mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion~~ religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation? No we New Reigna and our Father Nation Reigna are mostly atheist and although we support religous freedom we do not allow missions

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God?
The people of New Reigna are not interested in your god that is similar to 100 other gods

by **Maximinia** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:14 am

it is too warm for Penguins, and no, you may not bring your cultlike religion.

by **The Republique Dardania and Gazmania** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:18 am

Mk Steele wrote:*cough*
Well in that case, how about 14.95! And I'll even include this free hot plate!
(Image)
That's a 39.99 value for only 14.95!

errrr i don’t know.....you better not be fudging with that price, our two head Ministers of Commerce are George Foreman and his Electric Grill.

by **Mk Steele** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:21 pm

Oh we do not kid on this kind of transaction, The hot plate has a full life time warranty, no strings attached, even if you break it we'll fix it! (We would require you to send us superglue along with the broken hot plate)

by **Greater Penguin** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:48 am

FOOLS! Heretics! Great Pengu shall make the world bow before his flipper! Repent and worship him as the One True God or he shall smite you when the time of reckoning comes!

by **Lykosia** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:54 am

you have penguins in your lands?
In zoos, yes

May we bring religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation?
No as we have studied your nation closer

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God?
He's not our god.

by **The Matthew Islands** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:58 am

Do you have penguins in your lands? Yes in zoo's, but not naturally as our climate doesn't suit it.

May we bring ~~mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion~~ religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation? No. You are a third world backwater and pose no threat to us.

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God? No.

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