Rule of Penguins

[United World Order]

Do you have penguins in your lands? Yes there displayed on Stakes in our local zoo's

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation? Not unless you want Stakes pericing through your abdonmen and straight through your skull while bystanders light you in flames.

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God? No, We will take your so called "True God" and have him burned for witch craft and his personal staff executed and crucified

[The Republique Dardania and Gazmania]

We (The nation of Dardania and Gazmania) have already taken incredibly complex and amazingly intricate steps, in trying to infiltrate your society, via our high tech, advanced and very sophisticated intelligence community.

[United World Order]

We (The nation of Dardania and Gazmania) have already taken incredibly complex and amazingly intricate steps, in trying to infiltrate your society, via our high tech- advanced and very sophisticated intelligence community.









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We've easily found them and there being hung from buildings while people throw fish at them

[The Republique Dardania and Gazmania]

we didnt send them to you but to the greater penguin state.....Or did one of our secret agents land in the wrong country again.?

[United World Order]

we didnt send them to you but to the greater penguin state.....Or did one of our secret agents land in the wrong country again.?

Wrong country... He looked mentaly challenged and said his name was "Bob" he kept talking like some dumb hillbilly before one of the officers plain shot him in the face

[The Republique Dardania and Gazmania]

That Fuckin Bob!

[Purpelia]

Do you have penguins in your lands?

Yes, but not in the wild. The only places we have them is the national zoo, the meat farms and the animal testing research laboratories. Although it is said there are also some kept as pets but the state really does not care much about that.

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation?

Religion is illegal in Purpelia. But we welcome you to try. There is no such thing as too much tasty meat to go arround. (this goes for humans too)
Note however that so far not a single religious person has ever infiltrated our country and gotten past the border patrols. The 13th Special Police Battalion in particular likes to exterminate deport religious immigrants.

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God?

There is no god. Death to religion.

OOC. I don't RP with nations of intelligent animals (usually) but that does not mean I can't have a bit of fun.

[Unhiding]

Do you have penguins in your lands?

Sure. Although in the most literal sense. In the ground...

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation?

I'm sorry but mind control technology isn't legal in the Dominion of Unhiding. Not to mention that any means of mind controlling is a serious offence in the Dominion of Unhiding.

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God?

We welcome all loonies, fake and fundamentalist terrorist groups and false religions with open arms. As long as you are do not hide anything and do not break the laws you're fine.

How open would you be to let our force recon diplomatic group meet your leader? The head of the group. Angus Polarbear has have dealings with you folks before and he is someone we could trust in this matter. We could offer some deals about hiring some penguins to work for our corporations. We are in dire need of penguins. They make tasty dish and make good landfill. We are interested in hiring some of you folks!

[The Dog Gods]

The Dog Gods deny of this, we, the dog gods, demand that you stop this nonsense once and for all and maybe we can establish a friendship.
Even though we are Gods, we don't want to take over the world since we dogs luv humans and hate catz.

[Victorious Decepticons]

Do you have penguins in your lands? Decepticon Earth has some near its poles.

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation? Of course not. Religions involve following someone/something's orders about how to live. Leader Megatron will brook no competition!

Update: Foreign Intelligence has decrypted the other message in that question. Try that, and we'll throw you all into the Biological Rendering pits!

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God? Not at all!

[Czardas]

Do you have penguins in your lands? Czardas's climate is too warm for penguins. Some may be found in captivity.

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation? We would have no problem with that, so long as "religious objects and a mission" are not euphemisms for "mind control devices and a full scale invasion" of course.



How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God? Most Czards already have some kind of religion, typically some native variant of foreign monotheistic or Yaforite faiths. As individual citizens' attitude towards other faiths has never been polled, you'd have to find that out on your own.

[-Deus-]

Do you have penguins in your lands? Unlike my fellow Novan above me, yes, I do have penguins. W000t.

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation? Penguins are eaten here, so...No.

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God? Same as above.

[Irimyo]

Do you have penguins in your lands? Not any more. We had some in our capital's zoo, but they died after the earthquake.

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation? You may bring your "religious objects", but you'll find them quite ineffective for your intended purpose, since our dragons can easily read minds, are impervious to mind control, and will alert us to anything suspicious.

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God? He cannot be the one true god, since the Great Dragon is the One True God.

[TurtleShroom]

We (The nation of Dardania and Gazmania) have already taken incredibly complex and amazingly intricate steps, in trying to infiltrate your society, via our high tech, advanced and very sophisticated intelligence community.




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[Rupudska]

Do you have penguins in your lands?
Zoos? Yes. Lands? No.

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation?
Yeah, no. We do not let in any religious items from a religion we've never heard of, mainly because there's a good chance that they do not allow magic, which is an instant dealbreaker for us.

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God?
Thanks, but no thanks.

[Keronians]

We, the greater penguins have decided to take over the world and decided to hold a study on what are the world's current attitude to penguins.

Answer the following,

Do you have penguins in your lands?

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation?

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God?

1) Not currently, no.

2) Yes.

3) A "you try to make us do that and we're coming over there to your nation to blow stuff up" should summarise it.

[TurtleShroom]

there's a good chance that they do not allow magic, which is an instant dealbreaker for us

OOOOOOOHHHH..... SNAP.

(Note to self. Stay away from Rupudska.)

[Rupudska]

there's a good chance that they do not allow magic, which is an instant dealbreaker for us

OOOOOOOHHHH..... SNAP.

(Note to self. Stay away from Rupudska.)

Ohh, you'll be fine. Just stay out of our churches. Christian sorcerers. That is all.

[Nationstatelandsville]

1.) No, we have no natural habitat for them.

2.) Yes, but they will be checked thoroughly by the government.

3.) Never.

[Mk Steele]

Do you have penguins in your lands? They're only kept in zoos as our land does not have ideal temperatures for them in the wild.

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation?

You can try to get through our security forces for international travelers, but chances are your missionaries will be immediately asked to peacefully leave this nation. Refusing to may result in mysterious lead filled objects being pierced into the vital organs of your missionaries from an unknown source. Or we can just taser them into submission.

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God? Our nation has no religion, so this is not an option.

[Mk Steele]

We (The nation of Dardania and Gazmania) have already taken incredibly complex and amazingly intricate steps, in trying to infiltrate your society, via our high tech, advanced and very sophisticated intelligence community.


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Psst, hey you. Would you like some more high tech gear to infiltrate them?

We would be willing to send you these two as a packaged deal for only 19.95

[Xanicea]

Do you have penguins in your lands?
Yes, in zoos and (in the colder provinces of the north) national parks.

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation?
Any attempts to mind-control the populace, and any attempts to incite religious rioting will be met with force. Religion is allowed, but as soon as we see anyone acting strange, we kill your missionaries/penguins. No questions.

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God?
Zero percent possibility of us doing that. Try to make us serve the Great Pengu and well...

Let's just say we have some juicy experimental weaponry we'd love to field test in your nation.

[Licana]

Do you have penguins in your lands?: They're fairly common in zoos, yes.

May we bring mind control devices and launch a full scale invasion religious objects and bring a religious mission to your nation?: Sure, that is unless they are part of some sort of devious world domination plot.

How open are you to serve Great Pengu for all eternity and recognize him as the one True God?: Your people are more than welcome to try, but I don't think that you'll have much success in shaking the confidence our people have in our one true god, Princess Celestia.

[Urmanian]

>Celestia
>one true God

[The Republique Dardania and Gazmania]

We (The nation of Dardania and Gazmania) have already taken incredibly complex and amazingly intricate steps, in trying to infiltrate your society, via our high tech, advanced and very sophisticated intelligence community.


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Psst, hey you. Would you like some more high tech gear to infiltrate them?

We would be willing to send you these two as a packaged deal for only 19.95

GodDamnit...... $19.95??? Does our country look like it’s made of gold (that’s almost a whole 20 dollars)