Hello fellow Nations.
I have not signed in for 1 year and 27 days, so my empire was disabled.
WHAT IS UP WITH THIS?! WHY WASN'T MY GOVERNMENT EMAILED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
So for anyone who cares to know, my empire's government is not too great, but we are too lazy to make it any better. Here are the governmental positions:
PROKARYOTE:
A man (or woman) who has artificially gotten the nuclei taken out of his cells. If he lives, he gets supreme power and can kill any other government members (let me remind you, this is a huge "if"). No Prokaryotes have ever lived.
GOVERNORS:
Our Governors are just guys who eat chips and slouch around McMansions that they are being paid to live in. Their only purpose is to make citizens feel like we have any government at all.
EUKARYOTE:
If a celebrity on the list below visits the empire for at least 2 years, 37 days, 243 hours and 21 seconds (pfft, like that will happen) they will have the same amount of power as a Prokaryote but without the awful surgery. Here is our celebrity list:
Andy Samberg
Melinda Doolittle
Norm MacDonald
Rivers Cuomo
Christopher Walken
Bob Dobbs
Mark Hoppus
Jon Hamm.
THAT IS OUR ENTIRE SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT. WE ONLY HAVE ENOUGH TO JUST BARELY BE CALLED A CIVILIZATION.
