Science (!) in your nation.

[Khazyan]

Congratulations, fellow nation! You have found your way to the great, international hall of Science! And I mean Science, too. Not the wussy 'learning' kind, but the kind where you do things! Exciting things! Things which make tourists crap their pants in uncomprehending terror. We here in Khazyan have certainly got our fair share of Science, but we are quite convinced that the rest of the world is full of boring poor people who sit around staring at the spot where there jars full of glowing Science should be. Prove us wrong!

And... make it quick, would you?

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Here in Khazyan, we can synthesize Francium in a large enough quantity to show up as a visible pop-rocks-like substance! Of course, it is radioactive enough to give a large elephant-seal the lethal dose of radiation in thirty minutes, but hey! We've got our protective suits, haven't we? Also, when we throw an eighth of a kilo of them into water, we get the same blast as 30 kilos worth of PETN! It's also really unstable, has a tiny half-life and is impossible to properly deliver, so we're pretty much scrapping it for military purposes, but hey, Science!


OOC: Yes, there was a bit of Aperture inspiration in there, what of it?

[Shnercropolis]

we only research science with real-world applications.

For instance, we long ago discovered volitin, which burns skin and causes asphyxiation in doses of larger than one centiliter. We've put approximately 300 kiloliters of aersolized volitin into 4 missiles. Each could hypothetically take out over 3,000,000 people.

[Khazyan]

we only research science with real-world applications.

For instance, we long ago discovered volitin, which burns skin and causes asphyxiation in doses of larger than one centiliter. We've put approximately 300 kiloliters of aersolized volitin into 4 missiles. Each could hypothetically take out over 3,000,000 people.

Hello fellow science-seeker! Have you heard of the hydrogen bomb? Strap one of those to rocket engine and shoot it at a population center! That should work just as well!

[SteevyT]

Orbital weaponry. Experimenting with new stuff here, we have some stuff that can be dropped off satellites accurately though.

Space-paratroopers, not so successful, wouldn't recommend trying it.

[Khazyan]

Orbital weaponry. Experimenting with new stuff here, we have some stuff that can be dropped off satellites accurately though.

Space-paratroopers, not so successful, wouldn't recommend trying it.

You could have warned us a bit sooner. My condolences to the families of the devoted piles of ash whose names escape me at this time.

[Imeriata]

FOR SCIENCE! Is one of the driving forces for the members of the royal science advisory that are constantly trying to bring life to sewn together bodyparts, building deathrays and otherwise build things that might be of use to someone

[Khazyan]

FOR SCIENCE! Is one of the driving forces for the members of the royal science advisory that are constantly trying to bring life to sewn together bodyparts, building deathrays and otherwise build things that might be of use to someone

This is the stuff of champions, right here. Go get 'em, son! Go! Curbstomp them and roll them down the steps of the great pyramidal temple in Tenochtitlan!

[Phalnia]

Ahh, Science. We in Phalnia love Science. We are currently occupied with making cellphones/ipods smaller for you listening and communicating pleasure.

[Khazyan]

Ahh, Science. We in Phalnia love Science. We are currently occupied with making cellphones/ipods smaller for you listening and communicating pleasure.

Everyone cares so much, it's sarcasm! Come on, you can do better than that. Aim for the top shelf! How about literally?! Make absinthe that can... I don't know... burn with the luminosity of magnesium!

[Imeriata]

This is the stuff of champions, right here. Go get 'em, son! Go! Curbstomp them and roll them down the steps of the great pyramidal temple in Tenochtitlan!

The royal science advisory are of course seen as technofilic madmen by most proper subjects and
are as a result considered to be nothing but a source of amusement until they go to far and break too many divine laws of nature, it is about then we bring out the torches and pitchforks

[Nuclearania]

Nuclearania Uses Science in almost Everything.
A few of the current Civilian projects =
-Isolating and synthesizing Astatine
-Improved home alarms
-Smaller and more powerful computers = We're currently Experimenting With quantum computers
-Better wafflemakers
And a small amount of Military projects=
-Warhead teleporters(Delivers a Extremely small and simple explosive device to a very specific area)
-Rail/coilguns On tanks
-Orbital nuclear weaponry
-Experiments with Laser weaponry , Which so far , Has turned out to be worth absolutely nothing.

[Tatec]

Science is openly promoted by the Emperor. Scientists from across the nation are always attempting to make the next breakthrough to please the Emperor. Recently the Emperor was pleased when shown the latest example in Czech Artillery when it was used to destroy a small Hamlet.

[Christian Dominion]

We only allow science that complies with the Word of God.

[Existential_Nihilists]

We've developed a cure for the common cold... Oh! And cancer too. But we still haven't grasped the schematics for building automobiles or efficient plumbing.

Some of our inventors and engineers have constructed elaborate machinery and marvelous feats of structural ingenuity. One civil engineer, in particular, Jean Mirabeau, designed and overseen the construction of the Trois Peakes Bridge, which is over 10 miles long and 1 1/2 mile wide. Biologist and geneticist, Jacques Hebert, created the cure for cancer with the assistance of naturalist and botanist Frederic Bayrou.

[Mexican Liberation]

Due to recent breakthroughs in science,Cloning people and animals is a common sight.Though we still have not tested nonliving things.

[Lord Tothe]

Lord Tothe building code, commercial/industrial, section 123.8:
Laboratories shall be equipped with Tesla coils and all switches and levers shall be large and dramatic. Colorless liquids must be dyed interesting colors based on the chemical pigmentation scale in Table 123.8.1; and all beakers, test tubes, and other containment vessels shall be of Pyrex or equivalent material unless breakage would be cool in a fight scene.

[Samozaryadnyastan]

Orbital weaponry. Experimenting with new stuff here, we have some stuff that can be dropped off satellites accurately though.

Space-paratroopers, not so successful, wouldn't recommend trying it.

Of course it won't be if you try and make them drop from the spacecraft!
Launch a plane from the spacecraft and have a normal parachute drop. They're still spehs murreens.

[Heliocalypse]

Science is the core of the Principality. We exist to observe, to experiment and to see whatever piqued our interest. Mad scientists are common sights in the Principality! Well, in certain regions.

FOR SCIENCE! Neural tissues from animal embryo are being used to develop Accelerant Chips, to boost the nerve impulses of the user! Only problem is, they tend to turn the user insane. We're trying to prevent that.

Weapons In Motion Industries had created the...Atomic Powered Toaster! Guaranteed to give you a crisp burnt toast with huge dosage of radiation!

[Zepplien]

We have mastered solar power, helecopters and in system space travel but if we could get airplanes or mouthwash we would be grateful.
Fun fact 7,000 people died due to make our solar panel but damn it this is science

[United Districts of 1]

We just slapped together a matter accelerator and welded it to a cruiser! BOOM!!
What do we get? 250 dead and an irradiated island WOOT SCIENCE!!

[Mexican Liberation]

We ocassionally experiment with the elements.We are currently researching on element 511 a combination of 203 and 208 we believe the outcome will be a explosive matter slightly more powerful than a small bomb,as a precaution we are testing in a large blank room

[United Districts of 1]

Science is openly promoted by the Emperor. Scientists from across the nation are always attempting to make the next breakthrough to please the Emperor. Recently the Emperor was pleased when shown the latest example in Czech Artillery when it was used to destroy a small Hamlet.

I love it!

[Heliocalypse]

Orbital weaponry. Experimenting with new stuff here, we have some stuff that can be dropped off satellites accurately though.

Space-paratroopers, not so successful, wouldn't recommend trying it.

We're strapping unstable Warp Cores to our space mahreens so they won't have to deal with re-entry problem. Only problem is, where do they appear after using the Warp Core. The Warp Core is literally a ticking time bomb!

[Zepplien]

We ocassionally experiment with the elements.We are currently researching on element 511 a combination of 203 and 208 we believe the outcome will be a explosive matter slightly more powerful than a small bomb,as a precaution we are testing in a large blank room

Without death is it even science?

[Free Commonalities]

Ever since they came out with Civilization 2, our head of the military has been obsessed with Eco-Rangers and has invested billions of dollars in how to turn a city into an overgrown jungle in a weeks time.

There are stockpiles of things like uber-kudzu seeds, ultra-dandelion, plastic eating extremophile variant 53, and other strange things in a secret military base somewhere in the Paxarific.