The Most Evil Nation

[Smullania]

Ambassadors, today we have come together to decide on which is the most evil nation.

Here is the form for the nomination. The top ten will be voted for by everyone using an electric polling device. Don't worry, we might not chop off your toes till you vote for us this time.

Nominated nation: Smullania

I am a citizen of Smullania.

This nation is evil because: It enjoys the indiscriminate slaughter and torture of civilians, feeds its own citizens to carnivorus trees, has torture as a national sport, killed all Goldsaverians on TV, uses biological, nuclear, and chemical weapons indiscriminately, worships and is ruled by a Leader who will EAT YOUR SOUL(MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!), condones slavery, threatens nations with superweapons as part of routine diplomacy, ignores World Assembly resolutions through excessive loophole usage, mocks ambassadors, and will blow up your embassy unless you vote for us. Enough said. Ask the Goldsaver, Lubyak, Greater Cotswalds, Andonam, or Ceannairch ambassadors. Actually, the ambassador from Goldsaver was killed in public. Ask their President Hearse, whom we are denying basic POW rights.

[Cornelia-]

Wang Fire for being ht noob bad guy and the Supreme truth over all is evil and Chrellion is ruled by the Shredder, 2k3 one, Victorious Deceptions is close to Anarchy.

[Electropeopleness]

I vote for you. Now please don't kill me.

[Interstellar Britannia]

trying too hard

[Ruskarkand]

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That's not really evil, that's just dumb.
Maybe we might take it upon ourselves one day to Liberate the Shit out of you.

Nominated nation: Imeriata.

To us, we have seen some very disagreeable things come from Imeriata, actions that we would find unspeakable, those in a similar style of species to us would be so inclined as to agree to what we are saying.
That is why we believe that Imeriata deserves this reward.

[Cornelia-]

Ambassadors, today we have come together to decide on which is the most evil nation.

Here is the form for the nomination. The top ten will be voted for by everyone using an electric polling device. Don't worry, we might not chop off your toes till you vote for us this time.

Nominated nation: Smullania

I am a citizen of Smullania.

This nation is evil because: It enjoys the indiscriminate slaughter and torture of civilians, feeds its own citizens to carnivorus trees, has torture as a national sport, killed all Goldsaverians on TV, uses biological, nuclear, and chemical weapons indiscriminately, worships and is ruled by a Leader who will EAT YOUR SOUL(MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!), condones slavery, threatens nations with superweapons as part of routine diplomacy, ignores World Assembly resolutions through excessive loophole usage, mocks ambassadors, and will blow up your embassy unless you vote for us. Enough said. Ask the Goldsaver, Lubyak, Greater Cotswalds, Andonam, or Ceannairch ambassadors. Actually, the ambassador from Goldsaver was killed in public. Ask their President Hearse, whom we are denying basic POW rights.

Actually I think it is time for Germoria to blow you up, time travel FTW. That or I can always send Byzentania and San Anderius (if they ever get on.) to fight you.

[Whiskey Hill]

Ralkovia, no doubt.

[Tatec]

Who wishes to be evil?

[Imeriata]

People who consider themselves evil are considered imbeciles by most federal subjects.

However in no orders so would the forces of evil be:
Old Tyrannia
Israslovakahzerbajan
The Kangaroo Republic
Lykosia
And quite a few others that we are far too busy doing whatever we are doing to remember their names.

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Bahh and humbug, we are the forces of good and justice we are!

[Smullania]

Ambassadors, today we have come together to decide on which is the most evil nation.

Here is the form for the nomination. The top ten will be voted for by everyone using an electric polling device. Don't worry, we might not chop off your toes till you vote for us this time.

Nominated nation: Smullania

I am a citizen of Smullania.

This nation is evil because: It enjoys the indiscriminate slaughter and torture of civilians, feeds its own citizens to carnivorus trees, has torture as a national sport, killed all Goldsaverians on TV, uses biological, nuclear, and chemical weapons indiscriminately, worships and is ruled by a Leader who will EAT YOUR SOUL(MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!), condones slavery, threatens nations with superweapons as part of routine diplomacy, ignores World Assembly resolutions through excessive loophole usage, mocks ambassadors, and will blow up your embassy unless you vote for us. Enough said. Ask the Goldsaver, Lubyak, Greater Cotswalds, Andonam, or Ceannairch ambassadors. Actually, the ambassador from Goldsaver was killed in public. Ask their President Hearse, whom we are denying basic POW rights.

Actually I think it is time for Germoria to blow you up, time travel FTW. That or I can always send Byzentania and San Anderius (if they ever get on.) to fight you.

I am taking this as a vote for me.

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That's not really evil, that's just dumb.
Maybe we might take it upon ourselves one day to Liberate the Shit out of you.

Nominated nation: Imeriata.

To us, we have seen some very disagreeable things come from Imeriata, actions that we would find unspeakable, those in a similar style of species to us would be so inclined as to agree to what we are saying.
That is why we believe that Imeriata deserves this reward.

Really? We know what we are doing, and know that we are utterly sadistic, whereas in my experience Imeriata is not that bad, though I am only the official government propagandist, so don't hurt me please.

trying too hard

I beg your pardon? Not only are there time portals opening in the embassy these days, also people jump out and yell that we try to be evil? We do not try to be evil, however we do enjoy causing those pathetic humans to suffer, and we must unite all living things against the soulless Ancient Enemy. Evil is not a government policy, it is a recreational activity that is actively encouraged by the government.

I vote for you. Now please don't kill me.

OOC: There is only intimidation because it is funnier and allows for minimal OOC. And it is evil, of course.

Wang Fire for being ht noob bad guy and the Supreme truth over all is evil and Chrellion is ruled by the Shredder, 2k3 one, Victorious Deceptions is close to Anarchy.

I am afraid your ambassador just lost three toes. Please write a report that I can comprehend. Otherwise I break out the chainsaw, wheel, and sledgehammer.

[Cornelia-]

People who consider themselves evil are considered imbeciles by most federal subjects.

However in no orders so would the forces of evil be:
Old Tyrannia
Israslovakahzerbajan
The Kangaroo Republic
Lykosia
And quite a few others that we are far too busy doing whatever we are doing to remember their names.

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Bahh and humbug, we are the forces of good and justice we are!

You hate anything that is not Homo Sapiens, even a being that is a different species like us!

[Milograd]

Ralkovia, no doubt.

This is the only vote I have seen in here that is even remotely on the ball. Ralk is Ralk.

[The Floridian Coast]

trying too hard

I would name a certain ex-nation with a now certain very similar name which actually epitomizes the concept of "trying too hard", but God knows that mods might come down on me for trolling. Comparatively, the OP has no idea what trying too hard means.

[Aglrinia]

Ambassadors, today we have come together to decide on which is the most evil nation.

Here is the form for the nomination. The top ten will be voted for by everyone using an electric polling device. Don't worry, we might not chop off your toes till you vote for us this time.

Nominated nation: Smullania

I am a citizen of Smullania.

This nation is evil because: It enjoys the indiscriminate slaughter and torture of civilians, feeds its own citizens to carnivorus trees, has torture as a national sport, killed all Goldsaverians on TV, uses biological, nuclear, and chemical weapons indiscriminately, worships and is ruled by a Leader who will EAT YOUR SOUL(MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!), condones slavery, threatens nations with superweapons as part of routine diplomacy, ignores World Assembly resolutions through excessive loophole usage, mocks ambassadors, and will blow up your embassy unless you vote for us. Enough said. Ask the Goldsaver, Lubyak, Greater Cotswalds, Andonam, or Ceannairch ambassadors. Actually, the ambassador from Goldsaver was killed in public. Ask their President Hearse, whom we are denying basic POW rights.

How you make me laugh so much I forgot to laugh anyways Kraven

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

trying too hard

Seriously, this. The whole "Lololwesoevil" song and dance gets old. Fast.

I would say the Supreme Truth, though. That pink outfit is a affront to humanity.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

trying too hard

I would name a certain ex-nation with a now certain very similar name which actually epitomizes the concept of "trying too hard", but God knows that mods might come down on me for trolling. Comparatively, the OP has no idea what trying too hard means.

TG me it? :D

[Milograd]

Overall, I'mma just say Kraven though, although there are many others worth mentioning. :P

[-Deus-]

The most evil nation? We've been over this before. Many times before. More times then I, for one, can count. However to simply go along with this, per say, the most evil nation is...I dunno, Yohannes, Milograd, etc etc I dunno. Trying to list the most evil nation is incredibly hard, since evil itself is iffy and unclear at best, even more so for nations.

[Arkinesia]

We decided to ask a random Arkinesian on the street what nation he thought was the most evil in the world. This is his response.

"Well I' hearda some nation out in the some'ere called some'in' like Murdah or-or somethin'. They' like some kinda "fashist dictatahship" or somethin'. I guess. So I guess them, then, uh."

[Aglrinia]

The most evil nation? We've been over this before. Many times before. More times then I, for one, can count. However to simply go along with this, per say, the most evil nation is...I dunno, Yohannes, Milograd, etc etc I dunno. Trying to list the most evil nation is incredibly hard, since evil itself is iffy and unclear at best, even more so for nations.

Milo is too funny to be evil he's like Rasputin too many people like him while a select few don't

[-Deus-]

The most evil nation? We've been over this before. Many times before. More times then I, for one, can count. However to simply go along with this, per say, the most evil nation is...I dunno, Yohannes, Milograd, etc etc I dunno. Trying to list the most evil nation is incredibly hard, since evil itself is iffy and unclear at best, even more so for nations.

Milo is too funny to be evil he's like Rasputin too many people like him while a select few don't

I'm listing Milo, since I saw his name and put it in. See the sentence directly after, hell, look at the spot in bold in said quote. Context C..c..clues. And stuff. But yeah, sure, Milo's funny. Heh.

[Smullania]

Ambassadors, today we have come together to decide on which is the most evil nation.

Here is the form for the nomination. The top ten will be voted for by everyone using an electric polling device. Don't worry, we might not chop off your toes till you vote for us this time.

Nominated nation: Smullania

I am a citizen of Smullania.

This nation is evil because: It enjoys the indiscriminate slaughter and torture of civilians, feeds its own citizens to carnivorus trees, has torture as a national sport, killed all Goldsaverians on TV, uses biological, nuclear, and chemical weapons indiscriminately, worships and is ruled by a Leader who will EAT YOUR SOUL(MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!), condones slavery, threatens nations with superweapons as part of routine diplomacy, ignores World Assembly resolutions through excessive loophole usage, mocks ambassadors, and will blow up your embassy unless you vote for us. Enough said. Ask the Goldsaver, Lubyak, Greater Cotswalds, Andonam, or Ceannairch ambassadors. Actually, the ambassador from Goldsaver was killed in public. Ask their President Hearse, whom we are denying basic POW rights.

How you make me laugh so much I forgot to laugh anyways Kraven

You have a format, you know. And maybe as you are reading the missive after we printed it in about three font?

I would say the Supreme Truth, though. That pink outfit is a affront to humanity.

trying too hard

I would name a certain ex-nation with a now certain very similar name which actually epitomizes the concept of "trying too hard", but God knows that mods might come down on me for trolling. Comparatively, the OP has no idea what trying too hard means.

Thank you very much. Remind me to put you on the path of the Holy Crusade.

People,there is a format.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

How you make me laugh so much I forgot to laugh anyways Kraven

You have a format, you know. And maybe as you are reading the missive after we printed it in about three font?

I would say the Supreme Truth, though. That pink outfit is a affront to humanity.

I would name a certain ex-nation with a now certain very similar name which actually epitomizes the concept of "trying too hard", but God knows that mods might come down on me for trolling. Comparatively, the OP has no idea what trying too hard means.

Thank you very much. Remind me to put you on the path of the Holy Crusade.

People,there is a format.

What?

[Zeth Rekia]

Zeth Rekia's nice big sip of misandry.

[Smullania]

You have a format, you know. And maybe as you are reading the missive after we printed it in about three font?

Fair point.

Thank you very much. Remind me to put you on the path of the Holy Crusade.

People,there is a format.

What?