[nation]F3reedonias[/nation] - History
Pre-history
In the age of Pugh when the Qubee's and Nurmies roamed wild, it was the Delofan's second cousin that discovered...
By putting long-haired cats into laundry bags, large amounts of electicity could be generated.
This became the era of the "Thinning of the cats" as various groups vied for control of cats. It is lost to all
recoreded history why the laundry bags have never been recorded as an 'issue', but many long and bloody battles were
fought for the genetic information on breading the longest haired cats.
This is the origin of the phrase; "We're all cats in the same bag!"
In the fullness of time (the kind of fullness that wounds all heels), the natural balance between cats and laundry bags
has found it's root balance. Other methods (less cruel to cats, much denser and harsher on the planet) have been developed.
The early F3reedonias-ians lived, as one might say, down river, from the more populous parts of the world and so enjoyed
some of the following:
A nutrient rich environment
A highly mutagenic environment
A highly toxic environment
Cheap energy
Abuntant (and largely abandon) land masses
It takes a hard, desease resistant, robust species to provide a stable reporductive base in this environment. Many argue
that F3reedonia-ians are not all the reproductivly stable. Fecund, perhaps, but not stable.
In the third age, the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd world nation-states realized that F3reedonia had inhearted a significant part of the
worlds rarest resources. During this period, many stigma and bans were lifted as trade with the 'outside world' started.
