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Cairn Gorm
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Founded: May 30, 2011
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Postby Cairn Gorm » Mon May 30, 2011 4:34 pm

Does your nation's government blame economic failure on other things? For example "Due to this war we are loosing this amount of money" when it could be changed by better government planning?

Our government blames economic failures on the nature of the Economy. "It always gets better, and always gets worse! It's not our fault the economy is in a bad condition" is a quote from the current Prime Minister, Llihcruhc Notsniw.
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The Supreme Truth
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Posts: 471
Founded: Feb 12, 2011
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Postby The Supreme Truth » Mon May 30, 2011 4:37 pm

The Government of the Supreme Truth blames it's many economic woes on the Christians and Communists.
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H-Alba
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Founded: Dec 04, 2010
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Postby H-Alba » Mon May 30, 2011 4:38 pm

In the past our government has, yes. H-Alba is currently in it's worst recession in history, and it is being called "The H-Alban Depression".
His Majesty Benjamin, King of H-Alba will admit it that it is the government's fault, and no one else. He is willing to admit the government has made mistakes and are trying to fix it.
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Romanar
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Founded: Feb 15, 2006
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Postby Romanar » Mon May 30, 2011 4:45 pm

Everyone knows that our economic problems were caused by President Chester Anderson's predecessors. Even though Anderson has been President for a long time.

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Wergville
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Founded: May 29, 2011
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Postby Wergville » Mon May 30, 2011 4:47 pm

We simply blame everything on the peasants.
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Khazyan
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Founded: Oct 26, 2010
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Postby Khazyan » Mon May 30, 2011 4:49 pm

There is no economic failure here. Ask the other guys.
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Victorious Decepticons
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Founded: Sep 15, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Victorious Decepticons » Mon May 30, 2011 5:13 pm

Our economy's been great since we started raiding hundreds of years ago. Recessions are what we give to the other guys.
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Lodricar
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Founded: Apr 23, 2011
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Postby Lodricar » Mon May 30, 2011 5:16 pm

It's the way trade's roll; we know our economy is never stable, so we don't naturally blame anything.
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Xanicea
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Founded: Mar 30, 2011
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Postby Xanicea » Mon May 30, 2011 5:59 pm

The Supreme Truth wrote:The Government of the Supreme Truth blames it's many economic woes on the Christians and Communists.


Xanicea naturally blames all its problems on religious/extreme sects such as the Supreme Truth.

After all, the best person to blame is the one you know least about!
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Pirate Girl wrote:51% of goverment funds go to unemployment,welfare,and other stuff.


100% of government spending goes to "stuff government spends money on."

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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Mon May 30, 2011 6:19 pm

What failure? That never happened, you must be insane.

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The Supreme Truth
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Founded: Feb 12, 2011
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Postby The Supreme Truth » Mon May 30, 2011 6:20 pm

Xanicea wrote:
The Supreme Truth wrote:The Government of the Supreme Truth blames it's many economic woes on the Christians and Communists.


Xanicea naturally blames all its problems on religious/extreme sects such as the Supreme Truth.

After all, the best person to blame is the one you know least about!

You've got a point there.
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Government Type: Theocratic Totalitarian Police State, Personal Psychotic Dictatorship
Head of State: Human Embodiment of Wisdom
Head of Government: Council of Magistrates
Military Size: 250,000,000 Conscripted Men
Number of Warheads: Unknown (Less Than 50,000)

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Idaho Conservatives
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Postby Idaho Conservatives » Mon May 30, 2011 6:28 pm

Communists. Always the communists; never mind that we execute them in the streets nearly every week.
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Maaselene
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Founded: Nov 11, 2010
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Postby Maaselene » Mon May 30, 2011 6:29 pm

Those damn capitalists...

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Tropical Isles
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Founded: Nov 07, 2010
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Postby Tropical Isles » Mon May 30, 2011 6:31 pm

we simply blame the insects (especially the ants) for everything.
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Democratic Koyro
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Founded: Feb 13, 2011
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Postby Democratic Koyro » Mon May 30, 2011 6:48 pm

We blame everything on Capitalism, Imperialism and Fascism (which are all the same thing for propaganda purposes in Koyro) As well as Enemies of the State which can range from terrorists to someone the local party boss/Army Commander/ S.I.S.A. director doesn't like.
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Andonam
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Founded: May 28, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Andonam » Mon May 30, 2011 6:49 pm

If we ever did experience market failure (we haven't yet, we have good market regulations), we'd etheir blame it on private enterprise (economic health IS their responsablity), or we'd blame it on the Femi-nazis (we always can)
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Neraan
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Founded: May 29, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Neraan » Mon May 30, 2011 7:36 pm

No. Any government that does this is far from worthy to call itself a dignified government.

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The Floridian Coast
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Founded: Sep 09, 2010
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Postby The Floridian Coast » Mon May 30, 2011 7:40 pm

Our government avoids economic failures because the economy is almost fully planned. Anything that is massively seen as undesirable is scrapped and replaced.
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Xanicea
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Founded: Mar 30, 2011
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Postby Xanicea » Mon May 30, 2011 7:40 pm

Neraan wrote:No. Any government that does this is far from worthy to call itself a dignified government.


Government doesn't need to be dignified - it just needs to be practical.
Sibirsky wrote:
Pirate Girl wrote:51% of goverment funds go to unemployment,welfare,and other stuff.


100% of government spending goes to "stuff government spends money on."

I know. I am just as shocked as you are.

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The Merchant Republics
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Founded: Oct 25, 2010
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Postby The Merchant Republics » Mon May 30, 2011 7:44 pm

Why in the world would the state be blamed for economic woes? Better state economic planning? The best state economic plan is no state economic plan. With a smidgen of not letting anyone blow up the state thrown in.


The state really can't blame anyone because for the most case the state does have a lot of credibility in the minds of most Mercatorans. They could try to blame the economic woes on laissez-faire but they'd just get themselves laughed out of the council.
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Bonnaful
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Founded: Sep 17, 2009
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Postby Bonnaful » Mon May 30, 2011 7:47 pm

We blame it on Albert holding, the made up mad man who hides in the Valks moutain range, and of course the government made him up.

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The BranRiech
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Founded: Mar 24, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The BranRiech » Mon May 30, 2011 7:49 pm

The Branriech official blame list
1. various superpowers (the GWO,Saurisia,etc...)
2. terrorists
3. religion
4.religious terrorists
5.aliens

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Lost ones tribesmen
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Founded: May 14, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Lost ones tribesmen » Mon May 30, 2011 8:39 pm

the going formula is to blame government failures on the anarchists/foreigners/fascists/evil spirits or chaos gods/separatists and if all else fails blame a combination of the above.
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Thurask
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Founded: Sep 03, 2009
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Thurask » Mon May 30, 2011 9:18 pm

Natural causes, capitalism, incompetent planning (in that order). In the last case, the Finance Ministry undergoes a massive purge and gets replaced with people who hopefully know what they're doing.
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Victorious Decepticons
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Founded: Sep 15, 2008
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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Mon May 30, 2011 10:31 pm

The BranRiech wrote:The Branriech official blame list
1. various superpowers (the GWO,Saurisia,etc...)
2. terrorists
3. religion
4.religious terrorists
5.aliens

We'll have to make sure to raid you and relieve you of your oil and metal. We wouldn't want your propaganda to be based entirely on lies, after all!
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Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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