
by The BranRiech » Sat May 28, 2011 4:00 pm

by Unilisia » Sat May 28, 2011 4:02 pm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Saurisisia » Sat May 28, 2011 4:13 pm

by Central Lothian » Sun May 29, 2011 5:55 am

by Ruskarkand » Sun May 29, 2011 5:59 am

by The Kangaroo Republic » Sun May 29, 2011 6:10 am
Version 3 of the Kangaroo Republic started on 9 March, 2014
>>Go to factbook<<
Other names for the Kangaroo Republic: The Federation, FKR, The Federal Kangaroo Republic
Demonym: Macropodine, KanganNS resident kangaroo furry and therian.
Demsoc, Pro BLM, Pro Antifa
Big ol' non-binary duder

by Neo Prutenia » Sun May 29, 2011 7:18 am

by Malgrave » Sun May 29, 2011 7:24 am
Frenequesta wrote:Well-dressed mad scientists with an edge.

by New Emperica » Sun May 29, 2011 12:00 pm
Big Eye: Eagle, we have something on radar, could you go check it out.
Eagle: 'Course...where to?
Big Eye: Coordinates north twenty, east sevent-
*sound of bombs exploding*
Lion One: SHIT! ENEMY BOMBING RUN!
Eagle: SHIT! SHIT! WHERE?
Lion Two: ZED NORTH! ZED NORTH!
Lion Eight: Zed? ZED?
Eagle: Where are the fucking zed?
Lion Two: Just north of the Hellucard District!
Kudos One: We have three warheads headed our way!
Kudos Three: Initiate the SDI, DAMN IT!
Lion Three: Aslan's strife...we have zed east, I repeat, zed east!
Alpha Twelve: Initiate the Yellowjacket!
Lion Three: What?
Lion Eight: PUSH THE FUCKING RED BUTTON!
Lion Three: WHICH ONE?
Eagle: SHIT! This is one big clusterfuck!
Alpha Twelve: We have Auri paratroopers to the south!
Lion Two: Auri? FUCK!
Lion Three: I CAN'T FIND THE BUTTON!
Eagle: SOMEONE GIVE ME COORDINATES!
Alpha Two: WE HAVE IMPACT! MUSHROOM IN THE AIR!
Eagle: We have zed in the Nioma District! I repe-
*loud rushing of air*
Lion Eight: Big Eye, where are the Auri's?
Alpha Two: They're all over Hellucard!
Lion Eight: The Auri's?
Alpha Three: NO, THE ZED!
Lion Two: MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN!
Lion Three: Yellowjacket initiated!
Alpha Twelve: About fucking time!
Foxtrot One: Jesus Christ...there're bodies everywhere!
Foxtrot Three: Fuck...
Alpha Twelve: Foxtrot Squadron, what's your status?
Foxtrot Two: The evac stations in Hellucard and Nioma are flooded with zed!
Foxtrot Nine: Where the fuck are those Yellowjackets?
Alpha Twelve: CHARLIE, FALL IN!
Charlie One: There isn't any more Charlie!
Lion Nine: We have type twos! I repeat, we have type twos!
*screeching and moaning*
Charlie One: GYAAAH!
*more moaning*
* Morse code*
Civilian: Please! Help us!
Alpha Twelve: Hang tight civie! Big Eye, sitrep!
Big Eye: We have firebombs all over the city, the-
*static*
Big Eye: Shit!
*moaning and screeching*
Lion Nine: Nioma, Hellucard, Reicher, Black, and Fiorre Districts are all overrun with zed!
Foxtrot Three: We lost the North and South! Auri heavy armor heading down the highway.
Alpha Twelve: Visual on GAMS strike! I repeat, the GAMS is online!
Lion Eight: They're nuking the city?
Civilian: Please! HELP!
*static*

by Imeriata » Sun May 29, 2011 12:10 pm
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.
Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

by Sorgan » Sun May 29, 2011 1:13 pm

by The Kangaroo Republic » Sun May 29, 2011 1:15 pm
Imeriata wrote:It mostly involves funny remarks about our enemy and whatever is on the speakers mind, sometime can one even find orders being relayed that way but mostly how you could make a coat of the kangaroos you have shoot for the wife back home.
Version 3 of the Kangaroo Republic started on 9 March, 2014
>>Go to factbook<<
Other names for the Kangaroo Republic: The Federation, FKR, The Federal Kangaroo Republic
Demonym: Macropodine, KanganNS resident kangaroo furry and therian.
Demsoc, Pro BLM, Pro Antifa
Big ol' non-binary duder

by Bellganamos » Sun May 29, 2011 1:39 pm
HITMAN ONE: Godfather, this is Hitman One.
GODFATHER: Go ahead Hitman.
HITMAN ONE: We have eyes on hostile footmobiles in grid Mike Three Delta Seven heading southbound down Jones Avenue.
GODFATHER: Roger that Hitman, how many hostiles do you count Hitman?
HITMAN ONE: Estimate platoon-sized element, repeat platoon-sized, four zero hostiles confirmed, over.
GODFATHER: Roger that Hitman One. Those are confirmed hostiles. Cleared to engage, over.
HITMAN ONE: Roger that Godfather. Request close air support on previously identified hostiles.
GODFATHER: Acknowledged Hitman. Standby.
GODFATHER: Hitman, two RHA-3A Archangels callsign Viper One-One and Viper One-Two in holding pad west of your position.
HITMAN ONE: Roger that Godfather.
GODFATHER: Viper One-One, this is Godfather, over. We have friendlies callsign Hitman One in grid Mike Three Delta Six reporting hostile footmobiles in grid Mike Three Delta Seven. Hitman One requests CAS on hostiles.
VIPER ONE-ONE: Roger that Godfather, we are inbound. ETA three mikes.
GODFATHER: Roger that Viper One-One, three mikes acknowledged.
GODFATHER: Hitman One, this is Godfather. Do you copy?
HITMAN ONE: Roger that Godfather. Loud and clear.
GODFATHER: Hitman, Viper One-One and Viper One-Two are inbound to your position. ETA three mikes. Recommend you identify your position.
HITMAN ONE: Roger that.
VIPER ONE-ONE: Hitman One, this is Viper One-One. Do you copy?
HITMAN ONE: Roger that Viper. Do you have eyes on hostiles?
VIPER ONE-ONE: Roger that, I have eyes on your position. Confirmed, I have eyes on multiple footmobiles advancing southbound down Jones Avenue.
HITMAN ONE: Acknowledged. Those are hostiles. Light them up.
VIPER ONE-ONE: Roger that. Engaging.
00:34 Minn: I suddenly fear Bell now.

by Imeriata » Sun May 29, 2011 2:27 pm
The Kangaroo Republic wrote:Oh, you are SOOoooOOOoooo gonna get your ass kicked in Zjøgibote now.
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.
Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

by The BranRiech » Sun May 29, 2011 2:33 pm
Imeriata wrote:The Kangaroo Republic wrote:Oh, you are SOOoooOOOoooo gonna get your ass kicked in Zjøgibote now.
The general sjöland attitude on the whole issue.
Most of them sees it as rather amusing as they now have a reason to form militia organisations, shoot at invaders a little and then brag about how they single handedly held their ground against hordes of foreign barbarians and impress the ladies with their new uniforms they made/bought and their scars.

by The Kangaroo Republic » Sun May 29, 2011 2:33 pm
Imeriata wrote:The Kangaroo Republic wrote:Oh, you are SOOoooOOOoooo gonna get your ass kicked in Zjøgibote now.
The general sjöland attitude on the whole issue.
Most of them sees it as rather amusing as they now have a reason to form militia organisations, shoot at invaders a little and then brag about how they single handedly held their ground against hordes of foreign barbarians and impress the ladies with their new uniforms they made/bought and their scars.
Version 3 of the Kangaroo Republic started on 9 March, 2014
>>Go to factbook<<
Other names for the Kangaroo Republic: The Federation, FKR, The Federal Kangaroo Republic
Demonym: Macropodine, KanganNS resident kangaroo furry and therian.
Demsoc, Pro BLM, Pro Antifa
Big ol' non-binary duder

by Bentietum » Sun May 29, 2011 4:21 pm


by Interstellar Britannia » Sun May 29, 2011 5:26 pm

by The BranRiech » Sun May 29, 2011 8:12 pm
by Victorious Decepticons » Sun May 29, 2011 8:45 pm
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.
The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.
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