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Slovitrea
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Most Classified Documents

Postby Slovitrea » Tue May 24, 2011 6:05 pm

Post a copy of your nation's most classified document, redacted if you wish.

Ours is

Slovitrean Intelligence Commission
Report 0947
Classification Level- ATS

Operation Backstep

This operation was solely created to utilize a newfound store of unobtanium, from ameteorite found on the island Arabat I. Samples of unobtanium exposed to high-velocity collisions with hydrogen atoms resulted in remarkable occurrences- the manipulation of space-time.

At the time, the scientist in charge of the experiment was Dmitri Petrovich, of the Department of Defense. They had set up a room, composed of Uranium-235 and a lead lining, where a “cannon” was set up to repeatedly fire hydrogen atoms at a block of 1mmx1mm Unobtanium. The resulting reactions would hopefully make space-time malleable, allowing the ability to travel back to previous events, forward in the event horizon to future events, and sideways, to alternate occurrences ofcurrent events.

The applications of this project were as follows-
A] Military planning and strategy
B] Assassination and prevention
C] Preemptive strike
D] Economic benefits


On 2-18-2016, at 5:43:56 exactly, the device initiated, the impact was recorded to have ruptured space-time, and released an electromagnetic pulse, and scattered the radioactive particles all over the island of Arabat I. This was explained to the public as a routine nuclear test, but the radiation remained, and was predicted to remain for the next 5 million years. As a result of the first experiment, Project Backstep wasclosed down, and all assets and scientists were liquidated.
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Tue May 24, 2011 6:08 pm

Slovitrea wrote:Post a copy of your nation's most classified document, redacted if you wish.

We cannot divulge this information at this time as it may compromise our agents in the field.
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Postby -Carta- » Tue May 24, 2011 6:09 pm

Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
Slovitrea wrote:Post a copy of your nation's most classified document, redacted if you wish.

We cannot divulge this information at this time as it may compromise our agents in the field.

That is an incredible win. (`-')/

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Postby Tecknoko » Tue May 24, 2011 6:09 pm

This is the least redacted version.
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Tue May 24, 2011 6:10 pm

-Carta- wrote:
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:We cannot divulge this information at this time as it may compromise our agents in the field.

That is an incredible win. (`-')/

:hug:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
NS's resident Islamist.

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Postby The Soviet Technocracy » Tue May 24, 2011 6:11 pm

-Carta- wrote:
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:We cannot divulge this information at this time as it may compromise our agents in the field.

That is an incredible win. (`-')/


Not at all. It is incredibly uncreative, expected, not at all funny, and barely passable as an acceptable post in these forums, considering their OOC nature. It reminds me of those annoying twats who always put "classified" in every single thread in this subforum, trying to be clever, and it just makes them look stupid.
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Postby Saurisisia » Tue May 24, 2011 6:12 pm

It's classified, duh.
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Postby Draconian Races » Tue May 24, 2011 6:12 pm

Rumors say that the most classified document in the government is a list of the Leader and top 10 council member's sins, as well as recording of the two Catholic council member's confessions.
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Postby Aldarminia » Tue May 24, 2011 6:16 pm

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Postby Thurask » Tue May 24, 2011 6:18 pm

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Postby Slovitrea » Tue May 24, 2011 6:20 pm

Check out ours.

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Postby The Merchant Republics » Tue May 24, 2011 6:20 pm

While we cannot share any information over the public forum due to security issues, as a free nation the Merchant Republics will divulge any and all classified information to a properly vetted citizen upon request, thereafter they too will have to oblige themselves to secrecy over the information involved. However in practice there is no piece of information to which a citizen of pure intention could not gain access.

Our latest released declassified documents concerns troop movements and some clandestine money transfers to unspecified condotierros in the Fringe as of April of 2466 (a full five years ago) and frankly are nothing of particular interest.
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Postby Volmachtia » Tue May 24, 2011 6:21 pm

I can't find my bottle of scotch!
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For obvious and embarrassing reasons, the government does its best to hide this incident.

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Postby Slovitrea » Tue May 24, 2011 6:22 pm

Volmachtia wrote:I can't find my bottle of scotch!
-Ex-Emperor Vackan der Otermann, who was about to announce this publicly. Later examination revealed it was under the couch.
For obvious and embarrassing reasons, the government does its best to hide this incident.

Smart choice. Ours is a bit more serious than your leader's scotch though.

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Postby -Carta- » Tue May 24, 2011 6:22 pm

Slovitrea wrote:Check out ours.

Slovitrean Intelligence Commission
Report 0947
Classification Level- ATS

Operation Backstep

This operation was solely created to utilize a newfound store of unobtanium, from ameteorite found on the island Arabat I. Samples of unobtanium exposed to high-velocity collisions with hydrogen atoms resulted in remarkable occurrences- the manipulation of space-time.

At the time, the scientist in charge of the experiment was Dmitri Petrovich, of the Department of Defense. They had set up a room, composed of Uranium-235 and a lead lining, where a “cannon” was set up to repeatedly fire hydrogen atoms at a block of 1mmx1mm Unobtanium. The resulting reactions would hopefully make space-time malleable, allowing the ability to travel back to previous events, forward in the event horizon to future events, and sideways, to alternate occurrences ofcurrent events.

The applications of this project were as follows-
A] Military planning and strategy
B] Assassination and prevention
C] Preemptive strike
D] Economic benefits

On 2-18-2016, at 5:43:56 exactly, the device initiated, the impact was recorded to have ruptured space-time, and released an electromagnetic pulse, and scattered the radioactive particles all over the island of Arabat I. This was explained to the public as a routine nuclear test, but the radiation remained, and was predicted to remain for the next 5 million years. As a result of the first experiment, Project Backstep wasclosed down, and all assets and scientists were liquidated.

Thanks for the Intel <3

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Postby Slovitrea » Tue May 24, 2011 6:25 pm

You are dead to us.

However, as per SIS regulations, certain parts of that report were omitted or altered, so don't think you've hit the jackpot.
Last edited by Slovitrea on Tue May 24, 2011 6:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Postby New Lusitaniagrad » Tue May 24, 2011 6:54 pm

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Postby Central Lothian » Wed May 25, 2011 12:50 pm

Dear Nikolai Andreyavic,

The information you have requested has been censored at the request of the Central Lothian government. Sorry for any inconvenience that this may cause.

Yours sincerely,
The Right Honourable Michael Dobbs MP
Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs
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Postby Kalumba » Wed May 25, 2011 1:13 pm

The most classified document in Kalumba is that regarding the use of military force in other nations territory. Due to the fact the revealing of these facts could lead to an unwinable war they are either burnt or locked in the nuclear bunker in our nations most secure military facility.

We apologise for the lack of information provided,

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Postby Moronist Decisions » Wed May 25, 2011 1:14 pm

The Lion in Council tells you kindly to <censored> off. To humor you, he has asked me to put black paint over a copy of His medical records and file it with you.

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Postby Charlotte Ryberg » Wed May 25, 2011 1:19 pm

If Minoa posted a classified document it wouldn't really be a secret anymore. But 30 years ago the former Athenian Sector outlined plans for dealing with a biological terror attack in the wake of the Anthrax scare. One minister suggested that one way to control the epidemic was to kill all infected persons and burn their corpses, an idea which was heavily slammed by the now defunct Emergency Management Council. There is another interesting bit in the mass decontamination plans and that was to shave the hair off all victims. Again, that was slammed.

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Postby Vinage » Thu May 26, 2011 9:17 am

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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu May 26, 2011 9:19 am

The government is not allowed to keep secrets. All politicians found guilty of political secrecy are immediately impeached.

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Postby The Supreme Truth » Thu May 26, 2011 9:52 am

The most classified documents in all of the Supreme Truth is the medical records of the Human Embodiment of Wisdom.
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Postby Georgism » Thu May 26, 2011 9:56 am

I'm guessing probably my bank details.

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