Your nations ignore cannon

[Ruskarkand]

This very powerful wave of devastation emanates from the zone, each of our soldiers carry the device, which is fueled by the bullshit of others.
Once a certain level of bullshit has been detected within a radius of 50 miles, the device activates, and simultaneously ignites the bullshit in the air.

The device absorbs the bullshit, before sending back out the Ignore Emission, which in turn cleanses the area of EVERYTHING.

It would be considered a WMD, but this device can only be powered by Bullshit, so it is considered an IGNORE class weapon.

[Conscentia]

Idle mode:


Activated:

('Eye' and aiming bean turn red, weapon fired.)

The I.G.N.O.R.E version is 200 times larger than it's normal counterpart, and fires radioactive incendiary bombs instead of normal explosives or incendiaries.

[Xirius]

Not really a cannon, but many secret agents with access to suitcase nukes (which can be combined to bigger nukes and H-bombs if need be) and biological weapons. The I.G.N.O.R.E. virus in particular is airborne, highly contagious, has almost no symthoms and renders the infected permanently sterile. Since most of our population comes from the cloning factories anyway, we personally do not worry.

[Central Lothian]

Rebecca uses Ignore.
It's not very effective.
Rebecca is now confused.

[Warhaven]

We have no Ignore cannon. However, we do have The Aquamarinian Hive-Mind. Legendary theories says, that if they were ever able to completly focus The Hive-Mind upon a single thought, that thought would be the most powerful concept to ever exist in the history of time and space. These legendary theories remain untested, of course, but the fact remains that if the Hive-mind focuses into less than six parts, odd things have a habit of occuring without any known reason, such as blasts of energy that are 1/4th the strength of the strongest of Ignore Cannons.

One can only imagine what would happen if The Hive Mind ever gained complete focus and concentrated itself upon a single thought...

[Fallout Rebels]

HIM!!! *Shudder* We only dare to summon him in the most annoying of situations

[Rainara]

Our Ignore Cannon consists of a rickroll and that guy who fires lazahs

Firing Sequence One:

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Repeat Chorus)
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
(Last four lines repeat)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
(Chorus times three)

2nd Firing Sequence:
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH
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3rd And Final Firing Sequence:

Enemy: WTF
[Boom]
Some Soldiers: AHAHAHAHAHAHAMUHAHAHAHAHA!

Then we watch teh enemy's army and country get eradicated

To the Leadership of Rainara:

It seems Rainara has obtained an unlicensed copy of our patented RickRoll^TM Defensive Weapon. We ask that the license fees be paid, or annihilation will occur.

Sincerely,

Rick Astley
Mayor, Astleyville

Well, we have a better version of ours anyway, the old version of our IGNORE Cannon is dead, we use Trololo with the follow up of Badger Badger, and the IMMA Firin Mah Lazah! After that, WTF Boom
The aftermath of it, instead of radiation, is Justin Biebers song "Baby" and Rebecca Black's "Friday" being played over and over again (Together)
The effect is known to last for 3 months

(Note: Whenever the badgers say "Mushroom" a nuclear blast occurs.
When saying "Oh its a snake" a volley of anacondas fall from the sky!)

[Kolpi]

Infrared
Generator
aNd
Omega-particle
Reverse
Emitter

Cannon

[Anglo-Saxon Union]

Our Insane Godmodder Noob Orbital Regulator Emitter cannon, or I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon, is used against only the most annoying enemies. This is our model:

Yeah, we're cool like that.

[Great Nepal]

[The Corparation]

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Does Reppy know you stole her ignore cannon?

[Malsitar]

Our "Ignore Cannon" is known as the Omega Device. It is an orbital satellite which fires nuclear warheads directly at the target. The warheads are generally salted ununennium bombs.
A Video of the Omega Device in Action