Your nations ignore cannon

[West Guiana]

What does your nations ignore cannon look like?


We like to stick with the 17th century type of cannon since it looks more classy:

[Syvorji]

Ours is gold, has cannonballs, has wheels, and is often targeted at those that we issue total travel bans (in essence, godmodders, and such).

[The UEG-Space Command]

After we fought the Covenant we discovered this technology, if it could only have been used on those wankers before hand.

[Cabickstan]

A giant Ronald Reagan Head in space, that yells "Tear down this thread" ! When Fired.

[Tiami]

This is our Light Infantry specialized IGNORE troop's Ignore Cannon.

[Shazbotdom]

[Saurisisia]

The M44110 Orbital Ignore Cannon:

[Reploid Productions]

Lemme see if I have my old "History of the Idiot Godmoder Non-continuity Omni-Repellent Eradictor" Supercannon post saved somewhere from Ye Olde Dayes back on Jolt....

Sweet! I do have it!

A long, long time ago, in a Nationstates before the rise of the moderators (aka, sometime back in March 2003), a nation by the name of Reploid Productions, armed only with a rendering program called Doga, began development of one of the most famous forms of the Ignore Cannon ever. The result of this project was a truly monster weapon, unmatched in size or sheer absurdness by any other Ignore weapon in use at the time.

First deployed against Perrier, the Idiot Godmoder Noncontinuity Omni-Repellant Eradicator Supercannon (I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon), dwarfed pictures and weapons used as Ignore Cannons before. Three miles long from the end of the base to the tips of the dual-firing barrels, and rising some thirty stories into the air at the top of the command tower, this cannon was, in its heyday, deployed numerous times against various n00b nations.

Ah, the very first image ever rendered of one of the I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannons! Nostalgia!

Alas, the original cannon was deemed not overkill enough, and so the original design was revamped slightly in April, ultimately becoming the I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon 'Deluxe', as, at the time, the possibility of a third or even fourth rebuild was deemed highly unlikely. This cannon saw slightly less deployment than its smaller cousin, but it still was used often, since there were few mods at the time, and an ongoing battle between the forces of N00bishness and the WMNK still raged. The Deluxe stands twice as tall as the original, at roughly sixty stories high, nine miles long, and three miles wide. The basic design remained close to the original, the most noteworthy change being the addition of two more firing barrels, and more detail to the superstructure of the base. The distinct pale red and blue 'conductor rings' became, and remain, a constant element on all versions of the Supercannon.

Ah, the Deluxe seemed to be the largest Ignore cannon one would ever need back in those days! Boy, was I wrong!

Following a snide remark by some n00b not even a week after the debut of the Deluxe that the new cannon was "stupidly large and overkill", it was then decided that if the n00bs wanted stupidly large and overkill, then frag it all, they would get what they wished for! Development began on the Mark-Three, with the intent of forever breaking the boundaries of steel penis construction. The original design was scrapped in favor of building a totally new cannon. This was an important step in the development of the Supercannon series- giving actual measurements ceased with the Mk-III, in favor of simply comparing its size against earlier models. Noteworthy features of the Mk-III include the large solar panel complex at its base, as well as the addition of a green ring to the red and blue conductor rings. No actual size was given for the Mk-III, aside from the rough description that it takes up the same amount of land as a small city.

The two little things near it with the white beams are the original and the Deluxe firing! boy, didn't the Mk-III seem stupidly huge then?

For reasons no longer exactly remembered- possibly the beginning of the "MY STEEL PENISES WILL PROTECT ME!" thread, it was decided the time had come to push the boundaries still further. In May, the Mark-Four, nicknamed the "Pwnz0r", was developed. Like the Deluxe from the original, the Mk-IV was modified from the Mk-III's design. The Pwnz0r's most noteworthy features are the nine different firing barrels- eight of which were based on the Mk-III's double set, and the entire array was topped by a single barrel cannon much larger than the other eight. By this time, though, the need for such weapons was in steady decline, and the WMNK was falling apart. The Pwnz0r saw very little action, being deployed only a very small handful of times. No size was given for the Pwnz0r, aside from the fact that it was 4.5 times larger than the Mk-III.

Alas, such a work of art, and so seldom used!

Come August, the idea came to go still further. But in all reality, the project could not conceivably continue as a ground-based Ignoretech system. The choice was at last made to go orbital, and the Mark-Five was developed, a completely new Doga model. A problem arose in comparing the Mk-V's size to anything, since all the previous cannons were entirely ground-based. So the size was instead compared to a more obscure Arpean Ignoretech weapon- the Purgatory class transport ship, a 151 kilometer long, 51 kilometer diameter space junker, cheap ortillery, used all of once against Ziotah. The Mk-V dwarfs the large ships, so it is assumed to be quite massive. Of note, the green conductor rings are absent, the new cannon instead going back to the red and blue conductor rings only. The Mk-V has seen almost no action, aside from completely smashing everyone else in the Steel Penis thread.

An I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon pretty much in name only...

And, coming to the end of this brief history of some of the most infamous Ignore cannons of all time, there is one final incarnation of the Idiot Godmoder Noncontinuity Omni-Repellant Eradicator supercannon. A monster so gigantic that truly, there will be none larger, ever. The ultimate ignoretech weapon, the grand finale of the supercannon model line. The Mark-Six. Nicknamed the "Saturn Gun" by Scolopendra for its distinct, planetary-ring-like conductor rings, the Mk-VI makes the massive Mk-V look tiny in comparison. A true planet-buster, and the only I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon that is truly mobile, sporting four very large engines on the rear of the structure. Though it is not easy to tell from the current images, the Mk-VI is actually a four-barreled supercannon.

Without further ado, here it is, the I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon to end all supercannons. Note the tiny speck alongside it- that would be the Mk-V.

"It's the Deathstar's bigger, meaner brother." "Brother my ass, it gave birth to the Deathstar."

Click here to see the Mk-VI firing on a large ringed planet! (800x600 image size)

And that concludes this short history of the Idiot Godmoder Noncontinuity Omni-Repellant Eradicator Supercannon, from its relatively innocent origins to its monsterous final progeny.

I wonder how many people are still around that actually remember how much use these things- especially the Mk-I and Mk-II got-?

[Victorious Decepticons]

Our I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon is actually another alt-mode of General Shockwave.

He normally transforms into a laser cannon, but when wearing the special I.G.N.O.R.E. lens, he becomes our interplanetary-range I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon.

Unfortunately, any photographers who tried to get a pic of him in this mode must have been duly I.G.N.O.R.E.d, since a search of our massive Intelligence database has only turned up crummy images of toys that try to look like him but can't hope to replicate his greatness.

[The Corparation]

Our Tactical Ignore cannon. The Model 65

Delivers a 15 Kiloton Nuclear Ignore-head at targets over twenty miles away.

[Cresilia]

Colonel Burton (from C&C Generals).

[Vortiaganica]

We used nanotechnology and miniaturization, as well as cold-fusion and all the harnessing of the power of black holes and multiple multiverses, each with their own reality, that MT can offer, to create the IGNORE hand-cannon v.over9000.

It attaches onto our King's gloves, and by using the power of Hw⁴²⁺ (Handwavium, which is produced by Aperture Laboratories, using a process called GLaD-wrapping-OS - which requires copious amounts of magnetized fibre-plastic) combined with Unob⁶⁹⁺ (Unobtainium, produced from minute samples of Redherringium found in a small mine off the coast of New New York, Japan, and combined with Ultravioletraybanhammerium, synthesized by combining a vacuum with matter, in a process called Trolololificationumadbrosis, legally performed by only one corporation. That corporation is a puppet corporation for a major deep-fried sashimi importer with an exclusive license to service any area in Vortiaganica without annual taxation if it serves less than 1 person over each tax-period - a year. Therefore we get ours illegally from some guy in a sweet fedora with a strange fetish for Santana and who believes that inkblots are all actually people crawling into his bedroom and scaring him while he sleeps.)

It allows our King to fire rays of pure awesomeness at the target by using the voice activated task manager (Ctrl-Alt-Delete. "How may I help you?" "/Target name -tab-/end task." "This target is not responding (appropriately). If you end program, it may retcon all events. Continue?" "Yes." "Please enter administrator password." "IGNORE hand-cannon, I! CHOOSE! YOU! SUPER SAIYAN BECAUSE THIS IS SPAAARRRTTAAAA")

At that point, the IGNORE hand-cannon reverses time to the start of the King's words, regardless of whether he completes the sentence or not, and instantly ends task, giving the illusion that it happens at an infinitely small amount of time BEFORE the king starts the task manager.

[The Western Reaches]

*points at flag*

'nuff said.

[-Deus-]

Our ignore cannon is still under development/in the planning phase. We have the below drawing to sum up the technology. It has only been used once, by Latnya.

[Forum Seven]

Our ignore cannon is still under development/in the planning phase. We have the below drawing to sum up the technology. It has only been used once, by Latnya.

(Image)

If you want, we can get Mr. Fedora man and some other friends to provide you with some of our own IGNORE technology.

Unobtainium and Handwavium, no charge.

[Asian Philippines]

Colonel Burton (from C&C Generals).

what the!? hehehehehehe...

[-Deus-]

Our ignore cannon is still under development/in the planning phase. We have the below drawing to sum up the technology. It has only been used once, by Latnya.

(Image)

If you want, we can get Mr. Fedora man and some other friends to provide you with some of our own IGNORE technology.

Unobtainium and Handwavium, no charge.

Heh, nah, we seldom use the cannon anyway.

[Rainara]

Our Ignore Cannon consists of a rickroll and that guy who fires lazahs

Firing Sequence One:

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Repeat Chorus)
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
(Last four lines repeat)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
(Chorus times three)

2nd Firing Sequence:
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH


3rd And Final Firing Sequence:

Enemy: WTF
[Boom]
Some Soldiers: AHAHAHAHAHAHAMUHAHAHAHAHA!

Then we watch teh enemy's army and country get eradicated

[New Amerik]

The NAIW-Mk1 'Passe' pistol is a relatively simplistic design within the Holy Technocracy designed for use primarily as a child imagination stimulator, training weapon and decoration. The wood frame makes an excellent space for coloring, decoration, as backdrop for various arts and crafts projects, and the shape makes it ideal for training military Officers and Guard when first learning how to quickly draw, holster, and overall handle basic pistols - while the internal Discontinuity Pulse Device can be activated in an emergency to scan the state of reality, determine the level of stability in the area and identify if it is over or under normal levels, and then return the stability to acceptable conditions, usually by neutralizing whatever is causing the instability.

It is also an excellent toy for children wishing to play "Guards and UnAmerikans".

[Khanastan]

No need to explain...

[Imeriata]

Being gentlemen so do we use the ignore bayonet instead, much more classy!

[Sciox]

A powerful tool of ancient power, the MkX Ignore Hand Cannon.

[New Lusitaniagrad]

Knights on horseback with bastard swords.

[Isworld]

Our citizens are required by law to learn to harness their latent psychic powers in order to afflict those deemed wretched enough with the horrible condition known to laypersons as being "braindead". Unfortunately, this method cannot be caught on camera; our Ignore Cannons are simply our minds, and therefore invisible. Nice physical Ignore Cannons you've all got, though.

[Charlotte Ryberg]

In Minoa, and technically on NationStates, it is actually easier to ignore countries by not taking part, and in some cases reporting it in moderation if there are obvious rule breaks.