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Geneticaly Modified War Beasts

Postby Khanastan » Sun May 22, 2011 4:41 pm

If you could, would your nation GM the biggest, toughest animals in your country to aid you in warfare.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun May 22, 2011 5:12 pm

I think the USA would, yes.
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Postby Tectorum » Sun May 22, 2011 5:33 pm

There already genetically modifying rats in the Us. Ever hear of the reptile mouse? Its the outcome of mixing a rattlesnakes DNA and a common mouse.

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Postby Utopia FTW » Sun May 22, 2011 5:48 pm

Why bother going so far when you can just stuff rats, bats, camels or cats with explosives?
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Postby Norstal » Sun May 22, 2011 5:50 pm

Hah. Why spend millions on imaginary creatures when you can just use ants or butterflies? Or trained monkeys.
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Postby Tectorum » Sun May 22, 2011 5:50 pm

Utopia FTW wrote:Why bother going so far when you can just stuff rats, bats, camels or cats with explosives?
http://www.cracked.com/article_17112_7-insane-military-attempts-to-weaponize-animals.html


Because a rat that has highly toxic venom and all the climbing ability of a lizard is alot more sneaky :p

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Postby The Corparation » Sun May 22, 2011 5:53 pm

Tectorum wrote:
Utopia FTW wrote:Why bother going so far when you can just stuff rats, bats, camels or cats with explosives?
http://www.cracked.com/article_17112_7-insane-military-attempts-to-weaponize-animals.html


Because a rat that has highly toxic venom and all the climbing ability of a lizard is alot more sneaky :p

But does it fly? Or is it any good against tanks?
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Postby Manahakatouki » Sun May 22, 2011 5:56 pm

Tectorum wrote:
Utopia FTW wrote:Why bother going so far when you can just stuff rats, bats, camels or cats with explosives?
http://www.cracked.com/article_17112_7-insane-military-attempts-to-weaponize-animals.html


Because a rat that has highly toxic venom and all the climbing ability of a lizard is alot more sneaky :p


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Postby Bellganamos » Sun May 22, 2011 5:57 pm

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Postby Nekronia » Sun May 22, 2011 6:30 pm

I'm pretty sure this thread is about genetic modification in your NS nation.

Nekronia is experimenting with this, and is mostly modifying ants.
Why would we modify ants? A colony of large ants working together can devour a man to bones in 20 seconds flat. Ants can also go through cracks in tanks and other vehicles. Ants are a force to be reckoned with.
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Postby The Corparation » Sun May 22, 2011 6:33 pm

Nekronia wrote:I'm pretty sure this thread is about genetic modification in your NS nation.

Nekronia is experimenting with this, and is mostly modifying ants.
Why would we modify ants? A colony of large ants working together can devour a man to bones in 20 seconds flat. Ants can also go through cracks in tanks and other vehicles. Ants are a force to be reckoned with.

It was originally in general and go moved here.
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Postby Gmodia » Sun May 22, 2011 6:35 pm

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Postby Arkania 5 » Sun May 22, 2011 6:36 pm

Arkania's entire military is based on war beasts made from DNA. (in FT/PMT.)

EDIT: Is that a headcrab?
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Postby Generex » Sun May 22, 2011 6:36 pm

Genetically modified? No. Creatures made from scratch? Yes. We have a entire section of the military that designs creatures of war from scratch.
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Postby Gmodia » Sun May 22, 2011 6:38 pm

Arkania 5 wrote:Arkania's entire military is based on war beasts made from DNA. (in FT/PMT.)

EDIT: Is that a headcrab?

No it is a lobster

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Postby Zathganastan » Sun May 22, 2011 6:41 pm

Yes and we do.
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Postby -The West Coast- » Sun May 22, 2011 6:42 pm

"Genetically Modified Abominations of God";

No. The Confederate States of The West Coast would not.
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Postby Voltronica » Sun May 22, 2011 6:42 pm

Genetically Modified War Breast!? :unsure:
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Postby Gmodia » Sun May 22, 2011 6:44 pm

-The West Coast- wrote:"Genetically Modified Abominations of God";

No. The Confederate States of The West Coast would not.

My boy, God is merely the idea of man, so in a way it is a abomination of man.

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Postby Zathganastan » Sun May 22, 2011 6:50 pm

Gmodia wrote:
-The West Coast- wrote:"Genetically Modified Abominations of God";

No. The Confederate States of The West Coast would not.

My boy, God is merely the idea of man, so in a way it is a abomination of man.

And man is just a creation of god so in a way he was correct.
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Postby Gmodia » Sun May 22, 2011 6:51 pm

Zathganastan wrote:
Gmodia wrote:My boy, God is merely the idea of man, so in a way it is a abomination of man.

And man is just a creation of god so in a way he was correct.

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Postby Frenequesta » Sun May 22, 2011 6:54 pm

"Oh, I'm sure if we really needed it..."
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Postby The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sun May 22, 2011 7:05 pm

No, our military relies on discipline, accuracy, and firepower, supported by foreign auxiliaries. We would have no need for simple animals.
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun May 22, 2011 7:12 pm

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Postby Saurisisia » Sun May 22, 2011 7:13 pm

Technically, the vast majority of our army are genetically engineered "warbeasts" since most of our overall population are descended from the genetically-modified versions of ordinary creatures.
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