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Sebastianalandia
Minister
 
Posts: 2100
Founded: Mar 14, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Sebastianalandia » Sat May 07, 2011 9:03 am

Maraque wrote:He couldn't be happier. He does think his wife should bugger off though, with her constant nagging and moaning that he needs to do more sexytimes with her.


Dude, the King and Queen are SIX YEARS OLD!
Soldaten, Kameraden, kämpft alle für Euer Vaterland und die ruhmreiche Revolution, die es verkörpert!
Milites, Amici, decertate pro patria revolutioque pro qua designat!
Cuauhtin, icniuh mochinti, yaotihua moca amointlal ihuan ic mahuizauhqui hualmocuepa ihcac!
Saighdiúirí, Chomrádaithe, troid do dó thír agus an réabhlóid ghlórmhar a léiríonn sé!
Cabinet:
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=16692&p=1322181#p1322181

COMINTERN, Worker's Pact, Serovskaya Pact, Observer of the SEC, COMCON

The Steel Fraternity wrote:Godless, infanticidal Communists, and avowed enemies of freedom and democracy.

Napalm would be less efficient than nuclear weapons, but much more satisfying.

Sagatagan wrote:[T]hese Leninist dogs ought to be beheaded!

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Thurask
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7077
Founded: Sep 03, 2009
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Thurask » Sat May 07, 2011 10:10 am

The Prime Minister loathes the paperwork associated with being the head of a bureaucracy, while the President doesn't have much to despise in his mostly-powerless position.
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Economic Left/Right: ln 0
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: lim (x->0) 1/x
Pro: Some stuff
Anti: Some other stuff

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Anit christ
Envoy
 
Posts: 308
Founded: Mar 11, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Anit christ » Sat May 07, 2011 11:16 am

being the anit christ you must avoid beaning cough by god to end our nation

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Hesther
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 120
Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hesther » Sat May 07, 2011 11:19 am

Intense stress, very little personal time, an absolute deluge of issues requiring personal attention, the odd assassination plot, and having to deal with Communists, Fascists, and so on.

There's more, but those are some of the big ones faced on a daily basis.

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Good Germans
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 152
Founded: Aug 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Good Germans » Sat May 07, 2011 11:21 am

There are no bad parts. Life's a party when you're a national leader.
The Good Germans (The Republic of New Berchtesgaden)
Good Germans is ranked 1st in Koeln and 487th in the world for Nudest!

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Hesther
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 120
Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hesther » Sat May 07, 2011 11:26 am

Good Germans wrote:There are no bad parts. Life's a party when you're a national leader.


You're probably not a very good leader, in that case. It's called work for a reason, you see.

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Good Germans
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 152
Founded: Aug 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Good Germans » Sat May 07, 2011 11:39 am

Hesther wrote:
Good Germans wrote:There are no bad parts. Life's a party when you're a national leader.


You're probably not a very good leader, in that case. It's called work for a reason, you see.

Heinrich Haus doesn't need to work, he has people for that.
The Good Germans (The Republic of New Berchtesgaden)
Good Germans is ranked 1st in Koeln and 487th in the world for Nudest!

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The Meta Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 310
Founded: May 06, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The Meta Union » Sat May 07, 2011 11:45 am

Good Germans wrote:
Hesther wrote:
You're probably not a very good leader, in that case. It's called work for a reason, you see.

Heinrich Haus doesn't need to work, he has people for that.

The meta laughs at you, you seem weak and undetermined, ripe for death and destruction.

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Sebastianalandia
Minister
 
Posts: 2100
Founded: Mar 14, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Sebastianalandia » Sat May 07, 2011 11:50 am

The Meta Union wrote:
Good Germans wrote:Heinrich Haus doesn't need to work, he has people for that.

The meta laughs at you, you seem weak and undetermined, ripe for death and destruction.

Agreed. Why don't we overstressed leaders take out our frustrations on Herr Haus?
Soldaten, Kameraden, kämpft alle für Euer Vaterland und die ruhmreiche Revolution, die es verkörpert!
Milites, Amici, decertate pro patria revolutioque pro qua designat!
Cuauhtin, icniuh mochinti, yaotihua moca amointlal ihuan ic mahuizauhqui hualmocuepa ihcac!
Saighdiúirí, Chomrádaithe, troid do dó thír agus an réabhlóid ghlórmhar a léiríonn sé!
Cabinet:
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=16692&p=1322181#p1322181

COMINTERN, Worker's Pact, Serovskaya Pact, Observer of the SEC, COMCON

The Steel Fraternity wrote:Godless, infanticidal Communists, and avowed enemies of freedom and democracy.

Napalm would be less efficient than nuclear weapons, but much more satisfying.

Sagatagan wrote:[T]hese Leninist dogs ought to be beheaded!

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Tasma
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 159
Founded: Sep 20, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Tasma » Sat May 07, 2011 11:53 am

Having to declare war, which is why our nation is rarely involved in armed conflicts.
Current Prime Minister: Emily Acún
Current Prime Minister's Party Affiliation: Liberal Party
Members of Parliament: Liberal Party - 200
Commonwealth Party (moderates) - 103
National Party (conservative) - 33
Independent/other - 10

Political Compass
Economic Left/Right: -2.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.97

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Hesther
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 120
Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hesther » Sat May 07, 2011 11:54 am

Good Germans wrote:Heinrich Haus doesn't need to work, he has people for that.


My point is made. You're not a leader, but a loafer, somebody who claims all the titles and the glories and the benefits, but does none of the work.

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Zunee
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Feb 26, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Zunee » Sat May 07, 2011 11:54 am

My leader fears nothing. The only problem Bob the Citrusy feels necessary to keep around is people to hang. Not enough ropes these days.

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Jimanistan
Minister
 
Posts: 2494
Founded: Sep 05, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Jimanistan » Sat May 07, 2011 11:59 am

The worst part of being the Party Secretary is dealing with the Political Bureau.

This minister or that always seems to need additional funding for a particular pet project. This makes balancing the budget rather difficult.
The Workers' State of Jimanistan
Demonym: Jimani
Capital: Fenario, Capital District
Head of State: Prime Minister Marie Clemente
Head of Government: Speaker Francois Durand

"The very cannibalism of the counterrevolution will convince the nations that there is only one way in which the murderous death agonies of the old society and the bloody birth throes of the new society can be shortened, simplified and concentrated, and that way is revolutionary terror."
- Karl Marx

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Dictatorial Land
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 65
Founded: Apr 16, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Dictatorial Land » Sat May 07, 2011 12:08 pm

The president and government fear a democratic uprising.

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Omensa
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 435
Founded: Aug 22, 2010
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Omensa » Sat May 07, 2011 12:43 pm

Emperor William hates having to Visit terroist sites

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Magical Equestria
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1235
Founded: Nov 04, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Magical Equestria » Sat May 07, 2011 2:42 pm

Part of being worshiped as a living deity means never having to worry about job stress.

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The Meta Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 310
Founded: May 06, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The Meta Union » Sat May 07, 2011 2:44 pm

Magical Equestria wrote:Part of being worshiped as a living deity means never having to worry about job stress.

The meta wants to eat you. He likes pony meat.

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Magical Equestria
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Posts: 1235
Founded: Nov 04, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Magical Equestria » Sat May 07, 2011 2:49 pm

The Meta Union wrote:
Magical Equestria wrote:Part of being worshiped as a living deity means never having to worry about job stress.

The meta wants to eat you. He likes pony meat.


Like we replied in an earlier thread, this is why we keep a large standing army.

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The Meta Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 310
Founded: May 06, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The Meta Union » Sat May 07, 2011 3:04 pm

Magical Equestria wrote:
The Meta Union wrote:The meta wants to eat you. He likes pony meat.


Like we replied in an earlier thread, this is why we keep a large standing army.

That won't stop the possible dinner for the Meta.

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Saurisisia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 30239
Founded: Jan 28, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Saurisisia » Sat May 07, 2011 3:06 pm

Sebastianalandia wrote:
Maraque wrote:He couldn't be happier. He does think his wife should bugger off though, with her constant nagging and moaning that he needs to do more sexytimes with her.


Dude, the King and Queen are SIX YEARS OLD!

We cannot agree more, despite how scary it is that we are agreeing with Communists.

Magical Equestria wrote:
The Meta Union wrote:The meta wants to eat you. He likes pony meat.


Like we replied in an earlier thread, this is why we keep a large standing army.


Yes, we've dealt with our fair share of asshole foreign nations who talked about using meteors and such against us. Needless to say, we dealt with such nations by nuking them out of existence.
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
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Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
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My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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The Meta Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 310
Founded: May 06, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The Meta Union » Sat May 07, 2011 3:09 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Sebastianalandia wrote:
Dude, the King and Queen are SIX YEARS OLD!

We cannot agree more, despite how scary it is that we are agreeing with Communists.

Magical Equestria wrote:
Like we replied in an earlier thread, this is why we keep a large standing army.


Yes, we've dealt with our fair share of asshole foreign nations who talked about using meteors and such against us. Needless to say, we dealt with such nations by nuking them out of existence.

Correction, the Meta has no need to use such un fun and stupid stuff, it is a waste of his time. All he wants to do to that nation is eat their leader.

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Georgism
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9940
Founded: Mar 30, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Georgism » Sat May 07, 2011 3:10 pm

The vast amount of dangerously attractive women queuing up to kiss the "first minister" is getting rather annoying.

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Rupudska
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20695
Founded: Sep 16, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rupudska » Sat May 07, 2011 3:13 pm

The fact that if you look at your own Queen anywhere south of her lips the media goes into a firestorm. And God forbid you plan a romantic getaway with your wife.
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Tatec
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Posts: 1195
Founded: Feb 23, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Tatec » Sat May 07, 2011 3:14 pm

Magical Equestria wrote:
The Meta Union wrote:The meta wants to eat you. He likes pony meat.


Like we replied in an earlier thread, this is why we keep a large standing army.


Your leader is a pony? I'll ready the Emperor's Chefs.
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The Meta Union
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Posts: 310
Founded: May 06, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The Meta Union » Sat May 07, 2011 3:16 pm

Tatec wrote:
Magical Equestria wrote:
Like we replied in an earlier thread, this is why we keep a large standing army.


Your leader is a pony? I'll ready the Emperor's Chefs.

The meta called dibs

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