National Zombie Containment & Elimination Plan

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The Redeker plan.

Long as I live.

[Caninope]

All we'd have to do is wait a few days for them to decompose. Until then, just shoot them.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

All we'd have to do is wait a few days for them to decompose. Until then, just shoot them.

Actually, zombies can stay active for three to five years.

[Caninope]

All we'd have to do is wait a few days for them to decompose. Until then, just shoot them.

Actually, zombies can stay active for three to five years.

According to who?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Actually, zombies can stay active for three to five years.

According to who?

Max Brooks.

[Caninope]

According to who?

Max Brooks.

They just decompose though. They're still carcasses.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

According to who?

Max Brooks.

Zombies are dead and therefore have no internal heating mecahanisms. They won't make it through the first winter without being turned into corpsicles.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Max Brooks.

Zombies are dead and therefore have no internal heating mecahanisms. They won't make it through the first winter without being turned into corpsicles.

But then they'll thaw.

[Caninope]

Zombies are dead and therefore have no internal heating mecahanisms. They won't make it through the first winter without being turned into corpsicles.

But then they'll thaw.

Their bodies will be mush.

[Norstal]

But then they'll thaw.

Their bodies will be mush.

So, does this mean everyone will have to move to Canada? Geez, I hope not.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Their bodies will be mush.

So, does this mean everyone will have to move to Canada? Geez, I hope not.

Moving to Canada turned out bad in World War Z. Very, very bad.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

Their bodies will be mush.

So, does this mean everyone will have to move to Canada? Geez, I hope not.

Or Alaska or Russia, as well as the Scandanavian Peninsula are viable options. The problem is when the defecation hits the oscellation, everyone will make a beeline for these places (and other remote areas), foolishly using their cars. This will cause massive gridlock, which will basically be a giant buffet line. So I suggest you get ready for a hike. Hopefully the noise and fresh meat of the highways will distract them long enough for you to make your escape.

[Caninope]

So, does this mean everyone will have to move to Canada? Geez, I hope not.

Or Alaska or Russia, as well as the Scandanavian Peninsula are viable options. The problem is when the defecation hits the oscellation, everyone will make a beeline for these places (and other remote areas), foolishly using their cars. This will cause massive gridlock, which will basically be a giant buffet line. So I suggest you get ready for a hike. Hopefully the noise and fresh meat of the highways will distract them long enough for you to make your escape.

Not necessarily. In many places, where the summer is hot and humid, their bodies will just decompose in a day or two.

[Haedoji]

If the outbreak begins in a specific city, we will do as the Umbrella Corporation planned to do in Resident Evil movies and quarantine the city so that nobody could enter or leave. Then a tactical nuclear strike would be deployed into the city to destroy all of the residents, both human and zombie.

If the outbreak is in a region, then the region will be quarantined. Nobody would be allowed entry or exit. Then, heavy armoured vehicles equipped with flamethrowers would be deployed to burn any living organisms in the region. The tank drivers would then be killed before leaving the region.

[Tetranite]

Id call in my large army and start handing out handguns to the civilians from the national armory. Id also put a bounty on zombies brought in intact so that we can develop a cure for zombification as well as develop a way to use them as slave labor (maybe tie a bag of blood to a stick we stabbed into there chests).

[Wamitoria]

So, does this mean everyone will have to move to Canada? Geez, I hope not.

Moving to Canada turned out bad in World War Z. Very, very bad.

World War Z is fiction. Zombies would have no chance of surviving form more than a year.

[Kreanoltha]

We would try to contain it to an isolated area using energy shields. Then we would increase the out put of the shield and flood it with plasma. Should that fail the continent is evacuated and glassed. If that fails we quarantine the planet's population on a moon and glass the planet.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Moving to Canada turned out bad in World War Z. Very, very bad.

World War Z is fiction. Zombies would have no chance of surviving form more than a year.

Zombies aren't fiction?

[Tetranite]

Considering how zombies have only rotten muscles and busted up teeth, you could probably wear thick winter clothes and safely walk through a hoard of them

[Greto]

Declare Martial law, use napalm and lots of it and nuke all major cities with the zombies.

[Takaram]

I'd imagine it would have something to do with hunkering down, flying a bunch of Apaches, Warthogs, and other ground strike aircraft, and mowing them all down with ruthless abandon.

[Shadow Forces]

Well if you want to really think of what the nation or goverment would do. They would most likly act like its just the flu and put out some meds that most likley lead to more people becoming infected, if for some reason a city gets out of control ( i highly dout it since everyone seen zombie movies and knows what to do) they most likley would close it off and bomb it, goverment doesn't care for people one bit unless its going to hurt their pay checks. But again like i said, everyone but old people and kids under 8 would know how to kill zombies, really. So i truely dout that a city would get fully infected.

[Saurisisia]

Quarantine the area and blast the zombies to high hell with vehicles, air support, and robotic drone soldiers.

[Rupudska]

Controllable? We seal off the city and napalm bomb it to dust.

If it's uncontrollable? We evacuate the planet and hit it with the SOLG's limiters set at 10%. Then wait a few million years in space or on Mars for the Earth's surface to cool.

[Ruskarkand]

Combat the shambiling zombies with our own zombies!

Except ours are at an advantage.
They have no brain, it is heavily damaged by Psy effects, infection would just destroy the brain.
Ours are capable of wearing armour and using guns. (Albeit sluggishly)
They are extremely durable, they do not feel pain and will fight no matter the circumstances.
They are also capable of sprinting, and have a damn strong hit.

This is a video of them in action against a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

The bonus is, they are completely friendly to anyone under the influence of the Monolith, and zombies, are not.