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Postby Kenndazi » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:57 am

I would like to hear some other peoples plans to combat zombies on a national level.

Do not give a personal zombie plan, remember you are devising a strategy for your government to prevent the spread of the zombie virus and to eliminate it, also post whether the zombies in your scenario are fast or slow. As far as animals are concerned they can be a carrier of the virus but are not be turned into zombie animals.
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Postby UCUMAY » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:59 am

Zombies are simply are a part of the ucumayan landscape. Our people are burned at death to prevent them rising again.
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Postby Ovisterra » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:34 am

Well, if we take the traditional zombie scenario, then the government can just tell everyone to shoot any zombies they see.

Thing is, the chances of you ending up with a one human vs a million zombies situation are next to nil. Think about it. In movies and games, zombies are consistently portrayed as being slow, stupid, and easy to kill. In these games and movies, one person can easily kill at least 20 zombies before becoming one.

So if for every new person turned into a zombie, the zombies lose 20, then we aren't exactly going to have a big problem. They'd be gone by Tuesday.

And this should be in Forum 7 or FB&NI
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Postby UCUMAY » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:36 am

Ovisterra wrote:And this should be in Forum 7 or FB&NI

I already submitted a move request.
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Postby Kenndazi » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:39 am

Ovisterra wrote:Well, if we take the traditional zombie scenario, then the government can just tell everyone to shoot any zombies they see.

Thing is, the chances of you ending up with a one human vs a million zombies situation are next to nil. Think about it. In movies and games, zombies are consistently portrayed as being slow, stupid, and easy to kill. In these games and movies, one person can easily kill at least 20 zombies before becoming one.

So if for every new person turned into a zombie, the zombies lose 20, then we aren't exactly going to have a big problem. They'd be gone by Tuesday.

And this should be in Forum 7 or FB&NI


yes but keep in mind nobody is gonna see a guy walking down the street slowly and scream "Zombie!" Most likely they will be scene as sick and hospitalized or arrested if they attack. After all if i ran up to your door today and told you zombies were attacking would you believe me?
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Postby Ovisterra » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:40 am

Kenndazi wrote:
Ovisterra wrote:Well, if we take the traditional zombie scenario, then the government can just tell everyone to shoot any zombies they see.

Thing is, the chances of you ending up with a one human vs a million zombies situation are next to nil. Think about it. In movies and games, zombies are consistently portrayed as being slow, stupid, and easy to kill. In these games and movies, one person can easily kill at least 20 zombies before becoming one.

So if for every new person turned into a zombie, the zombies lose 20, then we aren't exactly going to have a big problem. They'd be gone by Tuesday.

And this should be in Forum 7 or FB&NI


yes but keep in mind nobody is gonna see a guy walking down the street slowly and scream "Zombie!" Most likely they will be scene as sick and hospitalized or arrested if the attack. After all if i ran up to your door today and told you zombies were attacking would you believe me?


Probably not, because zombies aren't real and this thread is therefore pointless. :P

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Postby Kenndazi » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:41 am

UCUMAY wrote:
Ovisterra wrote:And this should be in Forum 7 or FB&NI

I already submitted a move request.


If i did bad sorry. i saw general and it said debate about policy, and well this is killing zombie policy.
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Postby Gaiso » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:43 am

The CDC and Military would have it cleaned up in less than a week.

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Postby Lokemburg » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:45 am

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Postby Dylantian earthoutpost » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:48 am

Kenndazi wrote:I would like to hear some other peoples plans to combat zombies on a national level.

Do not give a personal zombie plan, remember you are devising a strategy for your government to prevent the spread of the zombie virus and to eliminate it, also post whether the zombies in your scenario are fast or slow. As far as animals are concerned they can be a carrier of the virus but are not be turned into zombie animals.

my lizardmen are immune to zobmiefucation but use there guns that shoot electro magnetic nitrogen slime that makes zombies think of justin beiber so the zombies commit suicide

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Postby Kenndazi » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:52 am

Dylantian earthoutpost wrote:
Kenndazi wrote:I would like to hear some other peoples plans to combat zombies on a national level.

Do not give a personal zombie plan, remember you are devising a strategy for your government to prevent the spread of the zombie virus and to eliminate it, also post whether the zombies in your scenario are fast or slow. As far as animals are concerned they can be a carrier of the virus but are not be turned into zombie animals.

my lizardmen are immune to zobmiefucation but use there guns that shoot electro magnetic nitrogen slime that makes zombies think of justin beiber so the zombies commit suicide


yes...

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Postby Kalibarr » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:55 am

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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:56 am

You monsters!
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Postby Octopucta » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:10 am

Dylantian earthoutpost wrote:my lizardmen are immune to zobmiefucation but use there guns that shoot electro magnetic nitrogen slime that makes zombies think of justin beiber so the zombies commit suicide


My brain just broke.
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The Redeker plan.
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Postby SD_Film Artists » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:49 am

Octopucta wrote:
Dylantian earthoutpost wrote:my lizardmen are immune to zobmiefucation but use there guns that shoot electro magnetic nitrogen slime that makes zombies think of justin beiber so the zombies commit suicide


My brain just broke.


Indeed, they have crystal Plasma, not magnetic nitrogen! :geek:
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Postby Karosel » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:21 am

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:22 am

UCUMAY wrote:Zombies are simply are a part of the ucumayan landscape. Our people are burned at death to prevent them rising again.


^this. Cremating your dead sounds like a good idea. :)
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:26 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
UCUMAY wrote:Zombies are simply are a part of the ucumayan landscape. Our people are burned at death to prevent them rising again.


^this. Cremating your dead sounds like a good idea. :)

Why? Just send them to us.
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For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:32 am

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
^this. Cremating your dead sounds like a good idea. :)

Why? Just send them to us.


I'll trade you zombies for an equal weight in tacos. :)
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:46 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:Why? Just send them to us.


I'll trade you zombies for an equal weight in tacos. :)

Deal!
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For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
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Postby Wamitoria » Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:00 am

MIRV the entire infected area.
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Postby Antilon » Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:24 am

Gravlen wrote:The Redeker plan.


This.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:29 am

I have my trusty Zombie Survival Guide.
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Postby Norstal » Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:32 am

We should apply Homeland Security's illegal immigration plan to combat Zombies.

Wait, that failed miserably...
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