So, Nick totally wants to be friends with your nation, dude! For sure, man! We're isolated out here in the middle of the Te Moana-nui-a-Kiwa, or what some of you righteous folks call the Pacific Ocean. Oh, man, I totally forgot that Nick had this official greeting thing he wanted me to do. Haha! Guess I spent too much time out on the waves today, brah! So, ok, totally going into official mode here.
By order of His Totally Awesomeness, Nick, Kahuna of the People's Paradise, the Most Bodacious of the bodacious, Most Righteous of the righteous, we do hereby ordain this Program for the Promotion of International Friendship and Understanding (PIFU). Nations interested in becoming brah's...I mean Friends... of the People's Paradise should post a copy of this application, filled out in it's entirety, below. We will review your application and, upon being accepted, will grant you space on Embassy Boulevard, in downtown Kiri.
Haha! Totally almost slipped back there, but yours truly can hang with the more educated! Totally, dude! Like, we're also willing to open an embassy in your nation, if you have a similar program, man! Like, you can pick where you want your embassy to be. Currently, like, the 1000-1999 block of Embassy Boulevard is ready, dude, so that's where we're gonna start, got it? So, here's to whanaungatanga - close friendship, brah! This is the Little Kahuna, Shane! Peace out!
Dude, here's a list of the embassies currently located in Kiri!
Embassy Boulevard:
1000: The Community of Robsonien. Ambassador to NPTSS: Kerai Harisson Mariur
1001
1002
1003
1004
1005
1006
1007
1008
1009
1010
Application:
Nation Name:
Current Leader:
Type of Government:
Population:
Ambassador to the People's Paradise:
Total Number of Diplomatic Staff:
Total Number of Security Staff:
Special Needs:
Prefered Address:
Why do you want to be friends with the People's Paradise?:
May we build an Embassy in your nation?
