New Anti-Sitting on stairs laws

[Free Missouri]

Blasphemy.

madness

[Unicario]

The People's Shogun, Sakura Fujimoto was informed of this new law earlier today, and she was reported laughing her ass off, until she ordered the man removed from her office. After the broadcast of the law's passing in a foreign nation was shown, every person in the People's Shogunate was reported to have laughed.

For the following two days, people were snickering, leading to another outbreak of trans-national laughter.

[Fallout Rebels]

In response to this new law, all Fallout rebels guards must be placed exactly 5ft away from any set of stairs. Armed with mini guns. Anyone who decides to sit down on the stairs shall be killed. This law also applys to the Egyptian pyrmids. And everyone with a background of
stair-sitting shall be thrown in prison for a minimum of 25 years

[Garithon]

Dooo eeet

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

And everyone with a background of
stair-sitting shall be thrown in prison for a minimum of 25 years

You shouldn't do that! They were sitting on stairs BEFORE it was made illegal

[Liberaylia]

"This is fucking stupid"

- Premier-For-Life George Watson on these laws.

[Moronist Decisions]

To be fair, many nations do have obstruction of rights of way as a crime. I have no idea how much 500 kalaspi is worth, but I would say that it should be driven by intent and the degree to which the actual staircase is blocked. It does smack of micromanagement, however.

How many people actually break this law?

Actually, we changed our mind, al money raised will be used to educate people about the consequences of sitting on stairs

Good lord - that's a lot of money on such a minor thing.

[Kaestmus]

Let me tell you something. There are alot of idiots who don't!

Those who lack common sense shouldn't be on the streets. It is your nation's responsibility to keep people safe, not by enforcing what sensible people don't do, but by taking anyone with no common sense into rehab.

With that logic, murdering doesn't have to be illegal too.

[Ahtreil]

Hmm... now you just need to ban eating.

Because when you eat, you become fat
And fat parents gets fat kids.
And fat kids are often bullied.
So this would actually be an action against bullying.

I am just giving Kalaspi an idea here...

[Mid Lothian]

We have just passed this onto Michael Dobbs, the Foreign Secretary. His response was, "Well, that's Kalaspia-Shimarata for you - we awarded him last year's 'Best Comedian' award for his frankly ludicrous laws. Remember the one saying that planes will be blasted out of the sky if they refuse to land if they're flying over his land?"

OOC - Seriously, Kala, learn to spell.

[Hevistica]

Those who lack common sense shouldn't be on the streets. It is your nation's responsibility to keep people safe, not by enforcing what sensible people don't do, but by taking anyone with no common sense into rehab.

With that logic, murdering doesn't have to be illegal too.

You're missing the point. Kalaspia-Shimarata is trying to jail people for just sitting on stairs. People would get up to let others through if they're obstructing it, if they have common sense.

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

With that logic, murdering doesn't have to be illegal too.

You're missing the point. Kalaspia-Shimarata is trying to jail people for just sitting on stairs. People would get up to let others through if they're obstructing it, if they have common sense.

1.We will not arrest anyone! We'll simply fine them
2.If they have the common sense to stand up if they are obstructing the stair well, they have the common sense not to sit there in the first place. This new law will be implimented on the 1st March and we'll be putting benches near all stair wells by then!

[The UEG-Space Command]

You're missing the point. Kalaspia-Shimarata is trying to jail people for just sitting on stairs. People would get up to let others through if they're obstructing it, if they have common sense.

1.We will not arrest anyone! We'll simply fine them
2.If they have the common sense to stand up if they are obstructing the stair well, they have the common sense not to sit there in the first place. This new law will be implimented on the 1st March and we'll be putting benches near all stair wells by then!

It is still a pretty useless law in my opinion.

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

1.We will not arrest anyone! We'll simply fine them
2.If they have the common sense to stand up if they are obstructing the stair well, they have the common sense not to sit there in the first place. This new law will be implimented on the 1st March and we'll be putting benches near all stair wells by then!

It is still a pretty useless law in my opinion.

why?

[Brique Island]

I wonder whats next? A 5 minute grace period after finishing a meal at a restaurant? After that, you are subject to a fine? How about fining drivers for dallying too long at a 4-way stop? Perhaps a fine for extended window shopping?

[Ta Fortress 2]

It is still a pretty useless law in my opinion.

why?

He already said not so long ago, anyways we to find it foolish.

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

I wonder whats next? A 5 minute grace period after finishing a meal at a restaurant?After that, you are subject to a fine? How about fining drivers for dallying too long at a 4-way stop? Perhaps a fine for extended window shopping?

Hmmm...this could work (not the ones that are crossed out). Though, I have to admit, 5 min is not enough

[Revea]

They are just told to move.

[Hevistica]

The Kingdoms of Hevistica and Deserect have just passed a law that everyone must laugh for 15 seconds straight when someone mentions Kalaspia, Shimarata, Kalashi, Kalarata, or any other words related to Kalaspia-Shimarata.

Excuse me while I laugh.

[New Hayesalia]

The Kingdoms of Hevistica and Deserect have just passed a law that everyone must laugh for 15 seconds straight when someone mentions Kalaspia, Shimarata, Kalashi, Kalarata, or any other words related to Kalaspia-Shimarata.

Excuse me while I laugh.

Does that include anti-matter and/or mermaid?

[Hevistica]

The Kingdoms of Hevistica and Deserect have just passed a law that everyone must laugh for 15 seconds straight when someone mentions Kalaspia, Shimarata, Kalashi, Kalarata, or any other words related to Kalaspia-Shimarata.

Excuse me while I laugh.

Does that include anti-matter and/or mermaid?

I'll have to get back to you on that one.

[Ordo Drakul]

Why didn't you just put the benches there in the first place?

[Eldar Ulthwe]

This is strangely unsurprising. And not even in a precognition kind of way.

Most mutated humans tend to have mental issues, we've heard; it's no surprise that a nation of them would be incapable of sensible self-governance.

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

Why didn't you just put the benches there in the first place?

We never thought of it till resently

[Ordo Drakul]

Why didn't you just put the benches there in the first place?

We never thought of it till resently

Well, put up the benches first and if it's still a problem...