New Anti-Sitting on stairs laws

by **Ordo Drakul** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:45 am

Are escalators covered under this law, too? Or will you now have to take the fine monies raised to fund a blue ribbon panel to study the consequences of this technology?

by **Veceria** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:41 am

To: The Empire of Kalaspia-Shimarata
From: The Royal Empire of Veceria, Ministry of foreign affairs, Al’verde Carlos Kraden.

Upon receiving the latest news from you nation, our king had to delay several meetings, due to a really long hysterical laughter.
After that, he smashed several chairs because of a just as long rage attack.
We demand NSD 50,000 indemnification.

Yours,
Al'verde Carlos Kraden
Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Veceria

by **Thurask** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:43 am

Like most of what happens in your nation, we question the validity, necessity and sanity of this law.

by **KludgeMUSH** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:14 am

A popular book on the most ridiculous laws in other countries happens to include a reference to this one.

by **The Kangaroo Republic** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:17 am

We wholeheartedly support this law, because it is annoying to walk down the stairs to find a group of 12 friends sitting on it and you have to walk past them and then because they are annoyed because they have to move they start insulting you and you want to kill them and GRAAJWHWNJF!!! (OOC: ...wait too much OOC experience with this kind of crap at school)

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:26 pm

A wholly stupid and unnecessary law by far.

by **Jankenjin** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:39 pm

Jankenjin build stairways with steps about two feet high and three feet deep. It's not that we have huge legs (although they are pretty long), it's that we hop rather than walk, and hopping up and down stair-steps any smaller than that is dangerous. We're not quite sure why you'd want to sit on them instead of hop; flat surfaces don't make good seats when you have a thick tail coming out of your backside. So no, we don't really see the point of this law.

by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:16 pm

The Kangaroo Republic wrote:We wholeheartedly support this law, because it is annoying to walk down the stairs to find a group of 12 friends sitting on it and you have to walk past them and then because they are annoyed because they have to move they start insulting you and you want to kill them and GRAAJWHWNJF!!! (OOC: ...wait too much OOC experience with this kind of crap at school)

Thank You! Someone gets it. [OOC]Don't warry, I get the same crap at school too! If they insult me, I tell them off. Bunch of no good stair blockers![/OOC]

To everyone else, the above reason is the reason for the law!

by **Veceria** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:19 pm

To: The Empire of Kalaspia-Shimarata
From: The Royal Empire of Veceria, Ministry of foreign affairs, Al’verde Carlos Kraden.

We still insist on getting the NSD 50,000 indemnification for the reason we mentioned previously.

Yours,
Al'verde Carlos Kraden
Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Veceria

by **The UEG-Space Command** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:21 pm

This is a waste of Police time.

by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:23 pm

The UEG-Space Command wrote:This is a waste of Police time.

How?

by **The UEG-Space Command** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:26 pm

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
The UEG-Space Command wrote:This is a waste of Police time.

How?

Simple, they should be out making sure wackos or murders don't get their hands on a victim. The hole policy is actually ludicrous, purely asinine.

by **Carnelian Island** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:27 pm

By people blocking stairways they create hazardous conditions for people walking through and are dangerous in the event of a fire. This makes perfect sense.

by **The UEG-Space Command** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:29 pm

Carnelian Island wrote:By people blocking stairways they create hazardous conditions for people walking through and are dangerous in the event of a fire. This makes perfect sense.

Well if I understand right (because there is no other earth nation in my time) all standard stair sizes must be able to have 10 people on one, and 10 on the other, 20 over all for each foot to be placed on, if there is a fire or such then sitting on the stairs is obviously not a smart idea and thus a non needed discussion.

by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:35 pm

The UEG-Space Command wrote:
Carnelian Island wrote:By people blocking stairways they create hazardous conditions for people walking through and are dangerous in the event of a fire. This makes perfect sense.

Well if I understand right (because there is no other earth nation in my time) all standard stair sizes must be able to have 10 people on one, and 10 on the other, 20 over all for each foot to be placed on, if there is a fire or such then sitting on the stairs is obviously not a smart idea and thus a non needed discussion.

It's still a pain in the ass if there is no fire!

by **New Red Lion** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:43 pm

This is one of the most unnecessary laws i have ever heard of.

by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:48 pm

New Red Lion wrote:
This is one of the most unnecessary laws i have ever heard of.

Why is it unnecessary?

by **Hevistica** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:50 pm

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Why is it unnecessary?

People should have enough common sense not to sit on stairs where people regularly pass.

by **New Lusitaniagrad** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:51 pm

What tyrannical nonsense.

by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:54 pm

Hevistica wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Why is it unnecessary?

People should have enough common sense not to sit on stairs where people regularly pass.

Let me tell you something. There are alot of idiots who don't!

by **The Kuomintang** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:57 pm

I once fell down the stairs and I want to thank the people who sat on the steps for breaking my fall. Great teamwork, guys!

by **Hevistica** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:58 pm

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Let me tell you something. There are alot of idiots who don't!

Those who lack common sense shouldn't be on the streets. It is your nation's responsibility to keep people safe, not by enforcing what sensible people don't do, but by taking anyone with no common sense into rehab.

by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:58 pm

The Kuomintang wrote:I once fell down the stairs and I want to thank the people who sat on the steps for breaking my fall. Great teamwork, guys!

Did you fall because of them?

by **The Kuomintang** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:00 pm

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
The Kuomintang wrote:I once fell down the stairs and I want to thank the people who sat on the steps for breaking my fall. Great teamwork, guys!

Did you fall because of them?

No, my classmate thought it would be funny to literally kick me in the back.

by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:01 pm

The Kuomintang wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Did you fall because of them?

No, my classmate thought it would be funny to literally kick me in the back.

Oooh! Now they should be arrested!

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