New Anti-Sitting on stairs laws

by **Hevistica** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:02 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:No it's not! It's like comparing Europe to Asia!

How is comparing two twinned countries to each other like comparing two neighbouring continents?

by **Weylara** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:13 am

500 kalaspi for sitting on some steps sounds like the government's getting desperate for revenue.

And what's a "neusense"?

by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:16 am

Cuban confederacy wrote:finaly the government are making good laws, I'm believing the large sums of money brought in by this means less taxes?

correct!

by **New Hayesalia** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:20 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Hevistica wrote:Same difference.

No it's not! It's like comparingt Europe to Asia!

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by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:23 am

New Hayesalia wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:No it's not! It's like comparingt Europe to Asia!

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We apologise for recent coverage of Kalaspian protests. The protests were held against the Shimartan authorites. We also state that we still regard the lawmakers of both countries as "insane." And now to Sport...

They're not 2 countries. They're 2 twin sister halves of a country!

by **Hevistica** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:25 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:They're not 2 countries. They're 2 twin sister halves of a country!

Just merge them together, damnit. Far less confusion.

by **Cuban confederacy** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:25 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Cuban confederacy wrote:finaly the government are making good laws, I'm believing the large sums of money brought in by this means less taxes?

correct!

good, but it still can't beet some other laws such as

In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.
or
In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
or
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.
or
In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long
or
In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
and finaly
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only see their reflection in a mirror.

by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:29 am

Actually, we changed our mind, al money raised will be used to educate people about the consequences of sitting on stairs

Cuban confederacy wrote:In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long

.

In Australia it's illegal to carry any!

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only see their reflection in a mirror

by **New Hayesalia** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:34 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
New Hayesalia wrote:
NEW HAYESALIA NEWS AT SIX

We apologise for recent coverage of Kalaspian protests. The protests were held against the Shimartan authorites. We also state that we still regard the lawmakers of both countries as "insane." And now to Sport...

They're not 2 countries. They're 2 twin sister halves of a country!

OOC: Then my first post was correct. Geez, figure it out Kala

by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:36 am

New Hayesalia wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:They're not 2 countries. They're 2 twin sister halves of a country!

OOC: Then my first post was correct. Geez, figure it out Kala

No...A perfect example is the Byzantine Empire. Rome in the West, Byzantium in the East. Different but the same...

by **Hevistica** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:38 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:No...A perfect example is the Byzantine Empire. Rome in the West, Byzantium in the East. Different but the same...

Then that means you were wrong in your earlier post (comparing Europe to Asia). :roll:

by **Anit christ** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:41 am

This a brain drain

by **Kalaspia-Shimarata** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:42 am

Weylara wrote:500 kalaspi for sitting on some steps sounds like the government's getting desperate for revenue.

No we're not. 100% of the profit is used to teach people what the consequences of sitting on stairs are. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

by **Cashkaval** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:50 am

The leader of Cashkaval hereby states his opinion that he will go to this country and sit on stairs and laugh uncontrollably when asked to give out 500 kalaspi.

by **Purpelia** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:50 am

The way I see it, if people chose to sit on staircases in their own homes we don't care.
If they chose to sit on staircases on the street it is unhygienic but we still don't care.
However, in terms of concert halls and movie theaters the story is quite different. No more tickets may be sold than there are seats and each ticket is tied to its own seat. And because of this, no one and we mean no one is allowed to sit outside of his allocated seat. Not on the stairs, not on other seats no nothing.
Furthermore, the moment the show starts the doors are locked and there is no getting out (toilet facilities are linked to the hall and not to the lobby) or getting in. If you are late than that's it.

by **Swilatia** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:59 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Weylara wrote:500 kalaspi for sitting on some steps sounds like the government's getting desperate for revenue.

No we're not. 100% of the profit is used to teach people what the consequences of sitting on stairs are. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

Well that's definitely a waste of money. We weren't even aware that there were "consequences" of sitting on the stairs. Maybe your pants will get a bit dirty, but that's all we can think of.

I mean, if you really needed to walk down those stairs, you could just ask a few people to move? Or just walk around them?

by **New Hayesalia** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:01 am

I've been to the Sydney Opera House. There aren't many benches around there, as I recall. If you're really tired, or you're waiting for someone, it seems logical you'd sit on massive area that is left for the steps. This law screams of government tyranny.

by **Charlotte Ryberg** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:01 am

Minos does not legislate on sitting on stairs.

by **Grays Harbor** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:41 am

It is sad that we have come to expect this manner of idiocy from the kalas as the matter of course and not the exception.

by **Seperate Vermont** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:52 am

We think it is a useless law. Must you have a law to dictate every manner of life?

by **Bajireyn** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:54 am

I was surprised,'till I realized the law was passed by kalapspartas or what ever the f*ck it calls its self now,most likely batshit insane ruler...
-President Jak Halpik VI

by **Miraclia** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:56 am

We introduced a similar law ages ago. Of course, the penalty is death, if you can't, or won't pay the bribes.

by **Voerdeland** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:57 am

Apart from the absurdity of punishing people for sitting on stairs, enforcing this law will be an extreme waste of money and time.

by **Georgism** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:58 am

HRH King George I endorses these laws entirely.

This should worry you immensely.

by **Bears Armed** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:39 am

Grays Harbor wrote:It is sad that we have come to expect this manner of idiocy from the kalas as the matter of course and not the exception.

Compared to some of their older laws, though, not so bad...

New Anti-Sitting on stairs laws

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