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Kalaspia-Shimarata
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:44 am

Ordo Drakul wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:We never thought of it till resently

Well, put up the benches first and if it's still a problem...

As long as there are morons in the world, the problem will still be there and as long as there are humans on the planet, there will always be moron. ALWAYS!
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Hevistica
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Postby Hevistica » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:45 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Ordo Drakul wrote:Well, put up the benches first and if it's still a problem...

As long as there are morons in the world, the problem will still be there and as long as there are humans on the planet, there will always be moron. ALWAYS!

Then rehab the morons.
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Reigning Monarch(s): King Alexander Louis George of Hevistica and Queen Katheryn Sarah of Hevistica
Heir Apparent: Prince Harold Edward of Hevistica
Current Prime Minister: Sir James Allen
Demonym: Hevistic
National Animal: Alothian Honey Badger
Capital City: Kepsolos (Pop. 11,876,300)
Currency: Hevistic Dollar (Eq. to £1)
National Motto: "In Mellivora capensis fidimus"
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Kalaspia-Shimarata
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:48 am

Hevistica wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:As long as there are morons in the world, the problem will still be there and as long as there are humans on the planet, there will always be moron. ALWAYS!

Then rehab the morons.

Rehab does not work. Just look at Todd Carney. He goes to AA meetings AND promised he will not drink but he still does. If he were to get arrested for it, however, that WOULD work!
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Ordo Drakul
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Postby Ordo Drakul » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:49 am

Just do what we do with our moron population-elect them to high office and ignore them
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Hevistica
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Postby Hevistica » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:49 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Rehab does not work. Just look at Todd Carney. He goes to AA meetings AND promised he will not drink but he still does. If he were to get arrested for it, however, that WOULD work!

then just jail the un-rehabable morons.
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Full Name: The Kingdom of Hevistica
Reigning Monarch(s): King Alexander Louis George of Hevistica and Queen Katheryn Sarah of Hevistica
Heir Apparent: Prince Harold Edward of Hevistica
Current Prime Minister: Sir James Allen
Demonym: Hevistic
National Animal: Alothian Honey Badger
Capital City: Kepsolos (Pop. 11,876,300)
Currency: Hevistic Dollar (Eq. to £1)
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Kalaspia-Shimarata
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:51 am

Hevistica wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Rehab does not work. Just look at Todd Carney. He goes to AA meetings AND promised he will not drink but he still does. If he were to get arrested for it, however, that WOULD work!

then just jail the un-rehabable morons.

It's not a big enough offense to in-prison them. It would be more benifit to everyone to have a fine. EVERYONE!
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Ordo Drakul » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:58 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Hevistica wrote:then just jail the un-rehabable morons.

It's not a big enough offense to in-prison them. It would be more benifit to everyone to have a fine. EVERYONE!

More cost efficient to just give Your populace street sweepers and let them take care of the problem.
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Postby CQQI » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:05 am

forget the fine...... hang the bastards
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Kalaspia-Shimarata
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:06 am

CQQI wrote:forget the fine...... hang the bastards

Nah, we'd drather improve the economy!
Besides, the death penalty has been illegal since 1932
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Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby ArghNeedAName » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:15 am

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What about the people who sit on the steps in public squares and on town halls? These stairs make excellent public seating and save money on benches.
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Helghast empire
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Postby Helghast empire » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:24 pm

No..because...sitting on stairs..it...it doesn't hurt us...tripping on stairs is a different story but...the only problem i see from sitting on stairs is a sore butt from sitting too long, and maybe a hunch back if you can't sit correctly....of course sitting on escalators is also a different story because those things will actually drag your pants into the machine and either rip your pants or your ass altogether...
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Kalaspia-Shimarata
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:28 am

Who would sit on an esculator?
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Ordo Drakul
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Postby Ordo Drakul » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:33 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Who would sit on an esculator?

Who wouldn't, now that stairs are verboten?
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Sapphista
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Founded: May 23, 2009
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Postby Sapphista » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:39 am

What if you have a morbidly obese person trying to go up the stairs (maybe because there's no elevators, who knows) and collapses on the first few steps from exhaustion.

Would this person get fined? Or the building for not having elevators.
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Kalaspia-Shimarata
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:42 am

Sapphista wrote:What if you have a morbidly obese person trying to go up the stairs (maybe because there's no elevators, who knows) and collapses on the first few steps from exhaustion.

Would this person get fined? Or the building for not having elevators.

Neither, but all this talk of people falling down stairs is giving us ideas of adding padding
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Xarem » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:54 am

Get rid of stairs! make it so everyone has to climb through windows to get in to a higher floor.
It sounds like something you would do
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:56 am

Xarem wrote:Get rid of stairs! make it so everyone has to climb through windows to get in to a higher floor.
It sounds like something you would do

:palm:
1.When would I ever do something like that?
2.As oppose to stairs, it's called a ramp
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Novograd IV » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:57 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Hevistica wrote:Same difference.

No it's not! It's like comparingt Europe to Asia!


Get over it. the ungodly union between what you portray as two opposites (why would they join each other?) is one entity and will be treated as such.
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Postby Xarem » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:58 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Xarem wrote:Get rid of stairs! make it so everyone has to climb through windows to get in to a higher floor.
It sounds like something you would do

:palm:
1.When would I ever do something like that?
2.As oppose to stairs, it's called a ramp


Oh, :( we wanted more reason to laugh. your great for a place of propaganda
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I RP as highly advanced squids in space, got a problem with that?
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:10 am

Xarem wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote: :palm:
1.When would I ever do something like that?
2.As oppose to stairs, it's called a ramp


Oh, :( we wanted more reason to laugh. your great for a place of propaganda

Propagander is illegal!
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Xarem » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:28 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Xarem wrote:
Oh, :( we wanted more reason to laugh. your great for a place of propaganda

Propagander is illegal!

i mean people could show there citezens your laws and say every other country is like that :P
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Postby Kington Langley » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:33 am

How on earth could you enforce this ban? The manpower needed to make this scheme work would be both impractical and a waste of resources.
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:37 am

Xarem wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Propagander is illegal!

i mean people could show there citezens your laws and say every other country is like that :P

I know what is means!
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Ordo Drakul » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:38 am

Kington Langley wrote:How on earth could you enforce this ban? The manpower needed to make this scheme work would be both impractical and a waste of resources.

Impractical? A waste of resources? Why aren't more socialists climbing onboard, then?
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Postby Kington Langley » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:42 am

Ordo Drakul wrote:
Kington Langley wrote:How on earth could you enforce this ban? The manpower needed to make this scheme work would be both impractical and a waste of resources.

Impractical? A waste of resources? Why aren't more socialists climbing onboard, then?


Because they have no money left to waste
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