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Kalaspia-Shimarata
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New Anti-Sitting on stairs laws

Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:12 am

Due to idiots blocking stairs by sitting on them, we have introduced a nuisance fine. This is a fine for any one who sits on stairs ad blocks unless they are on their own property! Other exeptions apply. [OOC]I'll use an OOC example of an exeption, there is a consert at the Sydney Oprea House and the stairs is the only place where people can sit[/OOC]. The punishment is a MINIMUM on-the-spot fine of 500 kalaspi. The reason for this thread is that we want your opinion. Police don't actually have the right to fine you straight away. They must first give you a warning, "Are you going to move or are you going to get finned?" and they may check your ID card or passport, which, if you don't have on you, you can get finned. Other exeptions is if you are crying on the stairs, in which case, the police ask you what's wrong, lift you up and move you to nice bench near by
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Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:13 am

Blasphemy.
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:15 am

Conoga wrote:Blasphemy.

Why?
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Conoga » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:17 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Conoga wrote:Blasphemy.

Why?

It is a violation of God-given rights.
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Postby Nodsliw » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:18 am

The only problem i'd have with this law, is that it would be a waste of law enforcement's time issuing a silly fine like that? And if a "Anti-Sitting On Stairs" department was created... :rofl:
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:19 am

Conoga wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Why?

It is a violation of God-given rights.

So is stopping people from killing one another. That doesn't make it blaspemy!
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:19 am

Nodsliw wrote:The only problem i'd have with this law, is that it would be a waste of law enforcement's time issuing a silly fine like that? And if a "Anti-Sitting On Stairs" department was created... :rofl:

Why would create an department for it?
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Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Chulainan » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:21 am

Seriously, total over-reaction. In general
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Shitting is therefore wrong. It should be banned and no one should be allowed to take a shit. Ever.
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Postby Hevistica » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:26 am

I'd be able to take you seriously if you drastically improved your spelling. It'd almost as laughable as this proposal.
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Full Name: The Kingdom of Hevistica
Reigning Monarch(s): King Alexander Louis George of Hevistica and Queen Katheryn Sarah of Hevistica
Heir Apparent: Prince Harold Edward of Hevistica
Current Prime Minister: Sir James Allen
Demonym: Hevistic
National Animal: Alothian Honey Badger
Capital City: Kepsolos (Pop. 11,876,300)
Currency: Hevistic Dollar (Eq. to £1)
National Motto: "In Mellivora capensis fidimus"
(Literally "In Honey Badgers we trust")
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Postby Conoga » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:28 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Conoga wrote:It is a violation of God-given rights.

So is stopping people from killing one another. That doesn't make it blaspemy!

Yes it does.
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:29 am

Conoga wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:So is stopping people from killing one another. That doesn't make it blaspemy!

Yes it does.

:palm:
Then you blaspemise?
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Conoga » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:30 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Conoga wrote:Yes it does.

:palm:
Then you blaspemise?

I don't believe in God.
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:33 am

Conoga wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote: :palm:
Then you blaspemise?

I don't believe in God.

So if you don't belive in God, what right do you know about blaspemy and what do you care if blaspemise?
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Conoga » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:36 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:
Conoga wrote:I don't believe in God.

So if you don't belive in God, what right do you know about blaspemy and what do you care if blaspemise?

I care because I am the representative of my country, and my country is largely Christian.
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Postby Malgrave » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:38 am

The Malgravean government would like to take this time to laugh at your pathetic nation and it's ridiculous laws.
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Postby Retoa » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:41 am

Minister of Foreign Affairs Mykel Halfed has this to say on the matter:

"-sighs- Very funny, Kalaspians..."
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Postby Hevistica » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:44 am

Malgrave wrote:The Malgravean government would like to take this time to laugh at your pathetic nation and it's ridiculous laws.

This times 5.
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Full Name: The Kingdom of Hevistica
Reigning Monarch(s): King Alexander Louis George of Hevistica and Queen Katheryn Sarah of Hevistica
Heir Apparent: Prince Harold Edward of Hevistica
Current Prime Minister: Sir James Allen
Demonym: Hevistic
National Animal: Alothian Honey Badger
Capital City: Kepsolos (Pop. 11,876,300)
Currency: Hevistic Dollar (Eq. to £1)
National Motto: "In Mellivora capensis fidimus"
(Literally "In Honey Badgers we trust")
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Postby New Hayesalia » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:46 am

NEW HAYESALIA NEWS AT SIX-

In response to a recently passed Kalaspian law, citizens have taken to staircases, regular and spiral, on Parliament Building, the harbours of the nation, the staircase of Spinas Spire and along buildings around New Hayesalia in counter-protest. For warmth, citizens of the arctic regions of Piltomana are burning Kalapian flags for warmth, and according to other sources, "for the lols". This is Jack Ferguson, signing out.
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Postby Aasimaria » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:50 am

The Grand Marshal of Aasimaria had this to say upon being told of this development:

"They're doi- wait, whaaaat? Pfffft-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-"
*He quickly passes out due to a combination of laughter and pot, before falling down the stairs he was sitting on*

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Postby New Hayesalia » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:52 am

NEW HAYESALIA NEWS AT SIX

As Vice-President Bongo was sitting on a staircase in protest, he stood alongside seven other primates. They promptly began throwing feces at a Kalaspain flag.
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:53 am

Conoga wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:So if you don't belive in God, what right do you know about blaspemy and what do you care if blaspemise?

I care because I am the representative of my country, and my country is largely Christian.

:palm:
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:54 am

New Hayesalia wrote:NEW HAYESALIA NEWS AT SIX

As Vice-President Bongo was sitting on a staircase in protest, he stood alongside seven other primates. They promptly began throwing feces at a Kalaspain flag.

Why are you blamming the Kalaspians? This was a Shimaratan law!
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Hevistica » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:58 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Why are you blamming the Kalaspians? This was a Shimaratan law!

Same difference.
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To come soon!
Full Name: The Kingdom of Hevistica
Reigning Monarch(s): King Alexander Louis George of Hevistica and Queen Katheryn Sarah of Hevistica
Heir Apparent: Prince Harold Edward of Hevistica
Current Prime Minister: Sir James Allen
Demonym: Hevistic
National Animal: Alothian Honey Badger
Capital City: Kepsolos (Pop. 11,876,300)
Currency: Hevistic Dollar (Eq. to £1)
National Motto: "In Mellivora capensis fidimus"
(Literally "In Honey Badgers we trust")
Languages: English

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Postby Kalaspia-Shimarata » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:59 am

Hevistica wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Why are you blamming the Kalaspians? This was a Shimaratan law!

Same difference.

No it's not! It's like comparingt Europe to Asia!
Kalaspia-Shimarata's flag represents the Union between K&S. The dark blue represents the sea and the light blue represents the sky. In Kalashi language considers light blue and dark blue to be different colours. England colonised, and unified K&S, between 1774 and 1953, and English, light blue and dark blue are considered to be the same colour. Therefore, the contrast between dark blue and light blue represents the union, but the differences between K&S where as blue being two but simultaneously one colour represents K&S being two, but simultaniously one entity. The opposite to the symmetry represents the unity and indipendance of K&S, whilst also representing the Kalashi culture of opposite symmetry.KS is 75% Christian, hence the cross.
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Postby Cuban confederacy » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:01 am

finaly the government are making good laws, I'm believing the large sums of money brought in by this means less taxes?
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