Supposedly Impossible feats of your Nations leader

[Qatarab]

Led an armored assault with only 12 tanks at the capital city of Le Marseille during the civil war. Suffered high casualties(10 tanks destroyed) and was injured himself(Sabot round shred a piece of the hull which impaled its self into his leg) however he was able to distract the enemy long enough with the attack that the main force could reposition its self around the city and begin a siege. The Sultan still walks with a limp.

[Oceanic Vakiadia]

The current Supreme Imperial Master drove about 20 species of penguins out of this solar system.

[Suheroica]

There are so many I literally can't list them.

[Neweegeeia]

President Belki Rikanlezz has killed over 5,000 zombies.
WITH A JAMMED MACHINE GUN.
He later said that if he had a good minigun, he would have killed more.
*Soon afterwards, he ordered all "Chauchat" machine guns smelted into something useful*

[Qatarab]

President Belki Rikanlezz has killed over 5,000 zombies.
WITH A JAMMED MACHINE GUN.
He later said that if he had a good minigun, he would have killed more.
*Soon afterwards, he ordered all "Chauchat" machine guns smelted into something useful*

So he clubbed 5000 zombies to death cause i believe you can't fire a jammed gun unless you want to blow it up or something.

[Neweegeeia]

President Belki Rikanlezz has killed over 5,000 zombies.
WITH A JAMMED MACHINE GUN.
He later said that if he had a good minigun, he would have killed more.
*Soon afterwards, he ordered all "Chauchat" machine guns smelted into something useful*

So he clubbed 5000 zombies to death cause i believe you can't fire a jammed gun unless you want to blow it up or something.

Yep.
The sad thing is that isn't even the most impressive feat he's done.
He used to hunt bears and cougars with only a knife, and these are the Neweegeeian kind, the type that can kill a man in one scratch!

[Saurisisia]

When he was in his early 20s and was still a Junior Officer in the Army, Commander-in-Chief Santorez ripped out the heart of a Hadrosaur pirate and ate it before slicing a Mammalian pirate's head off with his claws. Yeah, when he was still young and before meeting his future mate Sandy, Santorez was one bad-tempered badass.

[The BranRiech]

well during the Branriech revolution, our leader Gen.Oashgar led a heroic charge on a loyalist machine gun nest with his platoon and captured it with 67% casualties, and then the surviving platoon members turned the machine guns to bear on loyalist forces gaurding the presidential palace. their actions were regarded as the turning point in the battle for control of the capital city

after machine gun nest takeover, the generals platoon then commandeered a tank column and charged the loyalist survivors gaurding the palace, when they broke through, they drove their tanks into the rotunda and opened fire on the automated defense turrets to make way for the ground forces to take the palace, the last casualty of the battle was the Branriech president, the man who killed him is rumored to be Gen. Oashgar.

[New Freedomstan]

Do you mean things that are true, or things that are a part of the Nefreedian propaganda apparatus?

- While serving as a commander of the socialist forces during the revolution, managed to capture two divisions (20 000 enemy soldiers) in an ambush with his company (1000 soldiers). There were no survivors of the enemy, and the socialist forces lost a mere 643 individuals. This one is true, although the propaganda never mentions that the enemy divisions were very low on supplies.

- Wrestled to death two polar bears while inspecting northern military installments, in the process saving two aides. In reality, he shot the polar bears and one aide lost his life of the wounds a few hours later.

[Cnoc-Coir]

Once, he made a decision that reasonably satisfied all five of the clans.

[Crookfur]

King Cameron (whislt still Flt Lft Cameron Cambuel) was the first person to break the sound barrier whislt flying under the Great Corslet Bridge.

So far is the first Crookfur monarch in over 300 years not to be named as part of any divorce proceedings.

Is the World's single largest consumer of Haggis

Holds the endurance record for the Crookfur Air Force's Passing out "parade".

At least 50 indidvdiuals of rank and good standing will testify that His Majesty can indeed fire lightning bolts frm his arse*






*The fact that all of these individuals are known to be freinds and drinking buddies of His Majesty and that each recorded occurance of said lightning throwing has occured during times and events that would be assumed to involve the partaking of large quantities of alcohol is neither here nor there.

[Bisim]

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CBsQFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnarnia.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FGolg&ei=8MCoTfXwD7KN0QHtm9j4CA&usg=AFQjCNESeyQGlWY88SBNGTYw6GrEQEFBfg

He would later go on to could out of Underland with a group of Gnomes, who would meet Aslan, be turned into people and set up Bisim

[Zonolia]

The Late Socialist Dictorial President Ethan Polonium a small ban of 120 rebel fighter to sack the Republic of Zonolia's capital deep within enemy territory. The numbers were 15,000 to 120.

[Samozaryadnyastan]

Incumbent of the People's Republic Joachim Ivanov single-handedly led "The Ascension", an extremely bloody conflict which led to the forming of the PRS as the Independent State of Samozaryadnyastan.

[Celtica Morgland]

By the Age of 12 the 3 great emperors calmed down all ze rebellions

[Scocialist Provinces]

Kromulus Regulus accidentally bumped into Chuck Norris....and survived. D:

ummmmm, vladmir putin killed chuck noris. its just the CIA is trying to hide that.

[Vingtor]

Jarl Bjarni broke his sword on one man, picked up an a axe killed eight before it too broke, and wrestled a mounted knight to the ground before he was overcome.

[Sremski okrug]

Former leader Josip Tito managed to unite the separate nationalities and cultures of the People's Republic of Sremski Okrug under the banner of brotherhood and unity.

[Fjeld]

Our prime minister Alfred Perron is a quiet and competent administrator who is well liked by the people and has their best interests at heart.

I know, it seems a bit far out...

[ArghNeedAName]

Prime Minister Tony Bacon has to spend 4 hours a day in the National Assembly, another 3 hours visiting committee hearings and party leadership meetings and another 5 hours at his executive office doing administration, research and meetings with civil servants. And yet he still has time for the wife and children.

Now that's a feat.

[The FTR]

Our leader personally executed fifteen people in a minute.

[Vingtor]

Our leader personally executed fifteen people in a minute.

Pfht. How is that impossible?

[Scocialist Provinces]

We exicuted 300 political activists in a minute. Four words: a LOT of miniguns.

[SteevyT]

Ummmmm.....well our leader, wait, no, that was the guy two elections ago....um....yah, its hard to keep track of our leaders.

[Bafuria]

At the age of 13, President Aron Foster chugged a litre of Brandy without even throwing up.