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Top secret Wonder Weapon Yuktebonia Developed

Postby Yuktebonia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:08 pm

This information is top secret, I am saying this to keep other countries from becoming a target, I am one of the engineers who built it. This gun is called the Red Vision, it's a high power canon that fires massive 50 ton shells, it is capable of leveling 500 square miles of land, I am saying this to prevent anymore bloodshed, we already captured 48 countries. This gun can fire and hit a target anywhere in the world, it's heavily defended by 2 million fighters, 45 million tanks and 500 million solders and RED team elite guards. I think that no one can defeat us, it would take a act of god to defeat this evil regeme who is lead by Sukt Joseph. All of the resistance groups failed, all were rounded up and burned to death in the concentration camps in Van Hollenberg, the capital. This gun was used only once, and that was on a small country that was only 1,000 square mile, it was fired onto the capital, which was vaporized and along with half the country. There wasn't even a fight, the soldiers were too scared to fight and it was part of Yuktebonia over night. Please don't anger this country, just don't, please, I seen too many other countries make this mistake, they all fell to Yuktebonia.

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Postby -IUSA » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:29 pm

Yeah, look at Gmodia, I am pretty sure he can level your nation in a hour (RL wise without the restraints maybe less.) I mean he has way better tech (and POP) you are simply godmodding, a very mad thing to do.
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Postby Novikov » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:37 pm

I fire IGNORE cannons at everything with the word red (or acronym RED) in it. Silly noob, don't you know IGNORE cannons are the only weapons that can hit anything in the NS multiverse.

Now, to summon up an act of god... Or mod... Whatever, this thing needs to get the hell out of F&NI.
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Postby -IUSA » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:40 pm

Novikov wrote:I fire IGNORE cannons at everything with the word red (or acronym RED) in it. Silly noob, don't you know IGNORE cannons are the only weapons that can hit anything in the NS multiverse.

Now, to summon up an act of god... Or mod... Whatever, this thing needs to get the hell out of F&NI.

Couldn't agree more.
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Postby The BranRiech » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:43 pm

i just nuked his cannon from orbit to be sure

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Postby -IUSA » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:45 pm

Also Godmodding,I propose to RP about this with my other nation Deadviapool.
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Postby Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:47 pm

O yeah? well I have a super dupper ignore cannon 2.0 infinity mega beta model 2! I am now reporting in the Moderation.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:02 pm

Yuktebonia wrote:This information is top secret, I am saying this to keep other countries from becoming a target, I am one of the engineers who built it. This gun is called the Red Vision, it's a high power canon that fires massive 50 ton shells, it is capable of leveling 500 square miles of land, I am saying this to prevent anymore bloodshed, we already captured 48 countries. This gun can fire and hit a target anywhere in the world, it's heavily defended by 2 million fighters, 45 million tanks and 500 million solders and RED team elite guards. I think that no one can defeat us, it would take a act of god to defeat this evil regeme who is lead by Sukt Joseph. All of the resistance groups failed, all were rounded up and burned to death in the concentration camps in Van Hollenberg, the capital. This gun was used only once, and that was on a small country that was only 1,000 square mile, it was fired onto the capital, which was vaporized and along with half the country. There wasn't even a fight, the soldiers were too scared to fight and it was part of Yuktebonia over night. Please don't anger this country, just don't, please, I seen too many other countries make this mistake, they all fell to Yuktebonia.

Sincerely,
Jacob Adombs
Head Engineer in the Blue Mountain Air Force Base


A Grenartian ship has just launched 50 D-MAW's at your Weapon of Mass Genocide. Please be warned that each D-MAW is a 20 megaton tactical thermonuclear fusion device that also incorporates anti-matter.

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Postby Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:05 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Yuktebonia wrote:This information is top secret, I am saying this to keep other countries from becoming a target, I am one of the engineers who built it. This gun is called the Red Vision, it's a high power canon that fires massive 50 ton shells, it is capable of leveling 500 square miles of land, I am saying this to prevent anymore bloodshed, we already captured 48 countries. This gun can fire and hit a target anywhere in the world, it's heavily defended by 2 million fighters, 45 million tanks and 500 million solders and RED team elite guards. I think that no one can defeat us, it would take a act of god to defeat this evil regeme who is lead by Sukt Joseph. All of the resistance groups failed, all were rounded up and burned to death in the concentration camps in Van Hollenberg, the capital. This gun was used only once, and that was on a small country that was only 1,000 square mile, it was fired onto the capital, which was vaporized and along with half the country. There wasn't even a fight, the soldiers were too scared to fight and it was part of Yuktebonia over night. Please don't anger this country, just don't, please, I seen too many other countries make this mistake, they all fell to Yuktebonia.

Sincerely,
Jacob Adombs
Head Engineer in the Blue Mountain Air Force Base


A Grenartian ship has just launched 50 D-MAW's at your Weapon of Mass Genocide. Please be warned that each D-MAW is a 20 megaton tactical thermonuclear fusion device that also incorporates anti-matter.

Have a nice day. :)

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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:09 pm

Deadviapool wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
A Grenartian ship has just launched 50 D-MAW's at your Weapon of Mass Genocide. Please be warned that each D-MAW is a 20 megaton tactical thermonuclear fusion device that also incorporates anti-matter.

Have a nice day. :)

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OOC: Its actually not godmodding. I am FT. The OP is probably MT/PMT. Just a tech difference, nothing more, nothing less.
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Postby Promisance » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:09 pm

Yuktebonia wrote:This information is top secret, I am saying this to keep other countries from becoming a target, I am one of the engineers who built it. This gun is called the Red Vision, it's a high power canon that fires massive 50 ton shells, it is capable of leveling 500 square miles of land, I am saying this to prevent anymore bloodshed, we already captured 48 countries. This gun can fire and hit a target anywhere in the world, it's heavily defended by 2 million fighters, 45 million tanks and 500 million solders and RED team elite guards. I think that no one can defeat us, it would take a act of god to defeat this evil regeme who is lead by Sukt Joseph. All of the resistance groups failed, all were rounded up and burned to death in the concentration camps in Van Hollenberg, the capital. This gun was used only once, and that was on a small country that was only 1,000 square mile, it was fired onto the capital, which was vaporized and along with half the country. There wasn't even a fight, the soldiers were too scared to fight and it was part of Yuktebonia over night. Please don't anger this country, just don't, please, I seen too many other countries make this mistake, they all fell to Yuktebonia.

Sincerely,
Jacob Adombs
Head Engineer in the Blue Mountain Air Force Base


Its a shame that this is blatant gomoding and/or trolling rolled up into one, because the premise is interesting.

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Postby Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:14 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Deadviapool wrote:Cheerleaders say it with me!
G-O-D M-O-D-D-I-N-G
GODMODDING
GODMODDING
Yeeeaaaahhhhyyyyy


OOC: Its actually not godmodding. I am FT. The OP is probably MT/PMT. Just a tech difference, nothing more, nothing less.

Did he say you can do that? plus PMT is far from FT so if your a alien nation I can see how it is a little less godmodding.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:16 pm

Deadviapool wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
OOC: Its actually not godmodding. I am FT. The OP is probably MT/PMT. Just a tech difference, nothing more, nothing less.

Did he say you can do that? plus PMT is far from FT so if your a alien nation I can see how it is a little less godmodding.


Not alien per se, just humans from an alternate Earth in this galaxy (granted, that premise in itself is a little gmodish, but given the sheer size of the galaxy, its not that big of a stretch).
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Postby Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:17 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Deadviapool wrote:Did he say you can do that? plus PMT is far from FT so if your a alien nation I can see how it is a little less godmodding.


Not alien per se, just humans from an alternate Earth in this galaxy.

Wait, then how can there be two earths? how did you get here, either way you Godmodded the heck out of him.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:22 pm

Deadviapool wrote:
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Not alien per se, just humans from an alternate Earth in this galaxy.

Wait, then how can there be two earths? how did you get here, either way you Godmodded the heck out of him.


The galaxy is just so big (and so many planets have similar compositions) that every few systems or so, life develops similarly on different planets. As for how we got here, its simple. We have FTL. As for the D-MAWs, lets just say that when your FT, you can afford to fling a couple hundred megatons back and forth in a single battle.
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Postby Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:23 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Deadviapool wrote:Wait, then how can there be two earths? how did you get here, either way you Godmodded the heck out of him.


The galaxy is just so big (and so many planets have similar compositions) that every few systems or so, life develops similarly on different planets. As for how we got here, its simple. We have FTL. As for the D-MAWs, lets just say that when your FT, you can afford to fling a couple hundred megatons back and forth in a single battle.

Thats not how things work......at all.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:25 pm

Deadviapool wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
The galaxy is just so big (and so many planets have similar compositions) that every few systems or so, life develops similarly on different planets. As for how we got here, its simple. We have FTL. As for the D-MAWs, lets just say that when your FT, you can afford to fling a couple hundred megatons back and forth in a single battle.

Thats not how things work......at all.


:eyebrow: Really? How so?
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Postby Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:26 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Deadviapool wrote:Thats not how things work......at all.


:eyebrow: Really? How so?

Because everything follows a similar style, but not the same events, you cannot have two humans, two WWII's and all that in the same universe.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:30 pm

Deadviapool wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
:eyebrow: Really? How so?

Because everything follows a similar style, but not the same events, you cannot have two humans, two WWII's and all that in the same universe.


Notice I said alternate Earth. Similar history, yes, and a couple of centuries ahead, but not exactly the same. Besides, NSEarth's history is very different from RL Earth's.
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Postby Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:32 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Deadviapool wrote:Because everything follows a similar style, but not the same events, you cannot have two humans, two WWII's and all that in the same universe.


Notice I said alternate Earth. Similar history, yes, and a couple of centuries ahead, but not exactly the same. Besides, NSEarth's history is very different from RL Earth's.

yeah and not everyone uses it, heck I think no one uses it anymore really, anyways if it is a alternate world than it must be in a different Galaxy.
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Postby The Corparation » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:33 pm

Deadviapool wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
:eyebrow: Really? How so?

Because everything follows a similar style, but not the same events, you cannot have two humans, two WWII's and all that in the same universe.

Yes you can. According to the laws of probability if you head in a straight line long enough you'll eventually come to system that looks just like earth except you're wearing green rather then red.
EDIT: This assumes of course that the universe is infinite. Which it is generally considered to be.
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Postby Saurisisia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:33 pm

Alright, gentlemen, settle down now before the mods come.

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Postby Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:35 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Deadviapool wrote:Because everything follows a similar style, but not the same events, you cannot have two humans, two WWII's and all that in the same universe.

Yes you can. According to the laws of probability if you head in a straight line long enough you'll eventually come to system that looks just like earth except you're wearing green rather then red.

In a different Universe, that theory makes as much sense as Dick Cheny, now Threadjack over now it has been reported in Moderation.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:37 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Deadviapool wrote:Because everything follows a similar style, but not the same events, you cannot have two humans, two WWII's and all that in the same universe.

Yes you can. According to the laws of probability if you head in a straight line long enough you'll eventually come to system that looks just like earth except you're wearing green rather then red.


Thanks for the backup.
Saurisisia wrote:Alright, gentlemen, settle down now before the mods come.

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Yeah. Saur's right. We need to get back on topic. Unfortunately, that means waiting for the OP.....
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Postby Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:39 pm

Grenartia wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Yes you can. According to the laws of probability if you head in a straight line long enough you'll eventually come to system that looks just like earth except you're wearing green rather then red.


Thanks for the backup.
Saurisisia wrote:Alright, gentlemen, settle down now before the mods come.

/threadjack


Yeah. Saur's right. We need to get back on topic. Unfortunately, that means waiting for the OP.....

Deadviapool wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Yes you can. According to the laws of probability if you head in a straight line long enough you'll eventually come to system that looks just like earth except you're wearing green rather then red.

In a different Universe, that theory makes as much sense as Dick Cheny, now Threadjack over now it has been reported in Moderation.
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