
by Yuktebonia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:08 pm

by -IUSA » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:29 pm

by Novikov » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:37 pm

by -IUSA » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:40 pm
Novikov wrote:I fire IGNORE cannons at everything with the word red (or acronym RED) in it. Silly noob, don't you know IGNORE cannons are the only weapons that can hit anything in the NS multiverse.
Now, to summon up an act of god... Or mod... Whatever, this thing needs to get the hell out of F&NI.


by Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:47 pm

by Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:02 pm
Yuktebonia wrote:This information is top secret, I am saying this to keep other countries from becoming a target, I am one of the engineers who built it. This gun is called the Red Vision, it's a high power canon that fires massive 50 ton shells, it is capable of leveling 500 square miles of land, I am saying this to prevent anymore bloodshed, we already captured 48 countries. This gun can fire and hit a target anywhere in the world, it's heavily defended by 2 million fighters, 45 million tanks and 500 million solders and RED team elite guards. I think that no one can defeat us, it would take a act of god to defeat this evil regeme who is lead by Sukt Joseph. All of the resistance groups failed, all were rounded up and burned to death in the concentration camps in Van Hollenberg, the capital. This gun was used only once, and that was on a small country that was only 1,000 square mile, it was fired onto the capital, which was vaporized and along with half the country. There wasn't even a fight, the soldiers were too scared to fight and it was part of Yuktebonia over night. Please don't anger this country, just don't, please, I seen too many other countries make this mistake, they all fell to Yuktebonia.
Sincerely,
Jacob Adombs
Head Engineer in the Blue Mountain Air Force Base


by Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:05 pm
Grenartia wrote:Yuktebonia wrote:This information is top secret, I am saying this to keep other countries from becoming a target, I am one of the engineers who built it. This gun is called the Red Vision, it's a high power canon that fires massive 50 ton shells, it is capable of leveling 500 square miles of land, I am saying this to prevent anymore bloodshed, we already captured 48 countries. This gun can fire and hit a target anywhere in the world, it's heavily defended by 2 million fighters, 45 million tanks and 500 million solders and RED team elite guards. I think that no one can defeat us, it would take a act of god to defeat this evil regeme who is lead by Sukt Joseph. All of the resistance groups failed, all were rounded up and burned to death in the concentration camps in Van Hollenberg, the capital. This gun was used only once, and that was on a small country that was only 1,000 square mile, it was fired onto the capital, which was vaporized and along with half the country. There wasn't even a fight, the soldiers were too scared to fight and it was part of Yuktebonia over night. Please don't anger this country, just don't, please, I seen too many other countries make this mistake, they all fell to Yuktebonia.
Sincerely,
Jacob Adombs
Head Engineer in the Blue Mountain Air Force Base
A Grenartian ship has just launched 50 D-MAW's at your Weapon of Mass Genocide. Please be warned that each D-MAW is a 20 megaton tactical thermonuclear fusion device that also incorporates anti-matter.
Have a nice day.

by Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:09 pm
Deadviapool wrote:Grenartia wrote:
A Grenartian ship has just launched 50 D-MAW's at your Weapon of Mass Genocide. Please be warned that each D-MAW is a 20 megaton tactical thermonuclear fusion device that also incorporates anti-matter.
Have a nice day.
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by Promisance » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:09 pm
Yuktebonia wrote:This information is top secret, I am saying this to keep other countries from becoming a target, I am one of the engineers who built it. This gun is called the Red Vision, it's a high power canon that fires massive 50 ton shells, it is capable of leveling 500 square miles of land, I am saying this to prevent anymore bloodshed, we already captured 48 countries. This gun can fire and hit a target anywhere in the world, it's heavily defended by 2 million fighters, 45 million tanks and 500 million solders and RED team elite guards. I think that no one can defeat us, it would take a act of god to defeat this evil regeme who is lead by Sukt Joseph. All of the resistance groups failed, all were rounded up and burned to death in the concentration camps in Van Hollenberg, the capital. This gun was used only once, and that was on a small country that was only 1,000 square mile, it was fired onto the capital, which was vaporized and along with half the country. There wasn't even a fight, the soldiers were too scared to fight and it was part of Yuktebonia over night. Please don't anger this country, just don't, please, I seen too many other countries make this mistake, they all fell to Yuktebonia.
Sincerely,
Jacob Adombs
Head Engineer in the Blue Mountain Air Force Base

by Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:14 pm

by Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:16 pm

by Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:17 pm

by Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:22 pm

by Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:23 pm
Grenartia wrote:Deadviapool wrote:Wait, then how can there be two earths? how did you get here, either way you Godmodded the heck out of him.
The galaxy is just so big (and so many planets have similar compositions) that every few systems or so, life develops similarly on different planets. As for how we got here, its simple. We have FTL. As for the D-MAWs, lets just say that when your FT, you can afford to fling a couple hundred megatons back and forth in a single battle.

by Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:25 pm
Deadviapool wrote:Grenartia wrote:
The galaxy is just so big (and so many planets have similar compositions) that every few systems or so, life develops similarly on different planets. As for how we got here, its simple. We have FTL. As for the D-MAWs, lets just say that when your FT, you can afford to fling a couple hundred megatons back and forth in a single battle.
Thats not how things work......at all.
Really? How so?
by Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:26 pm

by Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:30 pm

by Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:32 pm
Grenartia wrote:Deadviapool wrote:Because everything follows a similar style, but not the same events, you cannot have two humans, two WWII's and all that in the same universe.
Notice I said alternate Earth. Similar history, yes, and a couple of centuries ahead, but not exactly the same. Besides, NSEarth's history is very different from RL Earth's.

by The Corparation » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:33 pm
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by Saurisisia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:33 pm

by Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:35 pm
The Corparation wrote:Deadviapool wrote:Because everything follows a similar style, but not the same events, you cannot have two humans, two WWII's and all that in the same universe.
Yes you can. According to the laws of probability if you head in a straight line long enough you'll eventually come to system that looks just like earth except you're wearing green rather then red.

by Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:37 pm
The Corparation wrote:Deadviapool wrote:Because everything follows a similar style, but not the same events, you cannot have two humans, two WWII's and all that in the same universe.
Yes you can. According to the laws of probability if you head in a straight line long enough you'll eventually come to system that looks just like earth except you're wearing green rather then red.

by Deadviapool » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:39 pm
Grenartia wrote:The Corparation wrote:Yes you can. According to the laws of probability if you head in a straight line long enough you'll eventually come to system that looks just like earth except you're wearing green rather then red.
Thanks for the backup.
Yeah. Saur's right. We need to get back on topic. Unfortunately, that means waiting for the OP.....
Deadviapool wrote:The Corparation wrote:Yes you can. According to the laws of probability if you head in a straight line long enough you'll eventually come to system that looks just like earth except you're wearing green rather then red.
In a different Universe, that theory makes as much sense as Dick Cheny, now Threadjack over now it has been reported in Moderation.
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