Your leader's personal life?

by **Zirconim** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:53 pm

I am prepkrpekp. The third, that is. I like to think of myself as a pretty laid-back guy, for having one of the worst jobs the nation can offer. It seems as though this nation were meant for me. I am this nation. This nation is mine. But not because I'm a dictator or an authoritarian. Because I am the people, and the people are me. I am one of the simple citizens of Zirconim, I just have a fancy title, and get to read on TV. I have no children or wife, though, I have my eyes set on a nice young lady. I do not drink or smoke, and I love music. I do everything without the aid of some ridiculous Secret Service helping me out, like I'm any better than any other citizens here. The citizens are this nation, not the President. And thus, I choose to be a citizen. Walking down the street, you'd have no idea that I'm the President. You'd probably have to know me for weeks to figure it out. I don't walk down the streets in fancy clothes, please, I rarely do it while giving speeches.

by **New Troas** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:26 pm

King Alexander III of New Troas is openly bisexual and has a harem of 10 wives, 20 concubines, and 30 catamites. His favorite is Queen Hippolyta, his cousin-wife.

by **Meridiani Planum** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:05 am

Exerpt from an article in the Meridiani Planum Tribune, dated 1/30/2278:

"Aurora Dessler commented on her husband's private life saying: 'He puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. He enjoys quiet time alone with me after work. We talk about his work, and about mine, and on deep philosophical issues, but often about trivial, light-hearted things. We unwind in each other's company.'"

by **New Hayesalia** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:40 am

"Well, when I wake up in the morning I get up and cut up some fruits for breakfast, look out the window and get ready to head on out. I get in the car and head on out to Parliament, usually about a seven odd minute drive. I get there, talk to the secretary, look through my schedule and see where we're at. I check telegrams and address international matters and then pressing issues. I sign a few commissions of major military commanders and authorise some training for the military."

"I usually go out to lunch after, to a nice little restruant. Sometimes I meet up with my wife and have coffee, of course this is when she isn't doing stuff with the Army, or I'm off somewhere else. It only happens a few times a week, so we make sure we enjoy it. Then it's back to work, arguing over matters. Maybe some conferences. It's always hard as a President of such a large country."

"Then it's back home, make up some dinner, finalise some paperwork and get to sleep- maybe with a few rums to help. I like rum. The media like to highlight this. But as long as I don't go out in public drunk, we'll be fine. And then it's back to work the next day."

by **Drackonisa** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:43 am

Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste. I am Supreme Commander Dracos of the Republic of Drackonisa. My hobbies include flaying my enemies, sampling wines while watching the execution of prisoners and gladiator games, overseeing cold blooded torture of undesirables, having fun with my harem, waging war, kicking the dog, exterminating furries, ensuring human supremacy, generally crossing the moral event horizon and becoming a complete monster and airbrushing model kits.

by **Chambri** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:55 pm

Governor General XANDER Y, Chambri Colony
My name is Xander Y, the governor general of the Angry Amazonian Colony of Chambri, and I don’t have a personal life per se. I live as the personal slave of Queen Dorean I of the Queendom of Angry Amazons, so I don’t really look at it as “my life,” but rather, “the life my queen allows me to live as long as it suits her purposes.”
Governing my country/her colony exactly the way she tells me to govern it keeps me pretty busy, but when I’m not doing that, I like to stay proactive. I like to do chores for her, like prepare and serve her meals, do her laundry, wash her dishes, mop her floors, clean her bathrooms and things like that. And sometimes I just bow down to her and kiss her feet while I tell her how much I appreciate her for controlling me.
The bottom line is, I do whatever it takes to demonstrate my and my men’s subordination to her and her women. I don’t do this under threat or bribery, I do it because it’s the natural and right things to do.
The brief and slightly-extended history of the Chambri in my factbook (link in my signature) tell more.

by **The Erusean Republic** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:40 pm

Why hello there, I am president Hamilton. Besides running this lands, I have an exciting life. I love to party, and my girlfriend here, Miley. Now, it is time for me to go golfing.

by **The Children of Mama** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:45 pm

Hello, dears. You may call me Mama. As I am speaking to you, my Children number nearly three billion individuals, and if you had the time, I could give you each one's name. But you didn't come here to ask about my Children, you came to ask about me. Know then that I am nearly 10,000 of your years old, and have seen my Children grow and prosper across their world and into the vastness of space. They are my eyes and ears, my hands and feet. For you, xeno, I am their voice.

You wish to know my "personal" life; well, my life is my Children's. Barely a moment goes by without a young Child receiving their first angel and joining the network of linked minds that is myself, and I rejoice to hear a new voice to speak with, a new individual to love. And yet, not a moment goes by either without a Child reaching the end of their life; their voice among the many falls silent, never to be heard again--and I grieve. Thankfully, the joys outweigh the grief. My greatest satisfaction is knowing that my Children as a race are healthy, happy, and growing. And I am growing with them. With each new mind added to the angel network, my mind expands, growing larger, stronger, and hopefully wiser.

To that end, I spend my time studying my Children, seeing what they need and how best to provide it. How best for them to provide it for themselves, obviously, though in their innocence they often fail to realize that I only provide guidance--it is they that do the building, the shaping, the creating of their world. And often my interest is more personal than general. The individual lives of my Children are an endless source of wonder to me; I could spend my entire time just watching them grow and learn, to see through their eyes, to feel their emotions--joy, anger, love, pain. I suppose you could say I live vicariously through my Children. It is a good life; one which I hope you could some day share.

by **Engolaran** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:35 am

His Majesty has two Royal Harems. One Male Royal Harem and a Female Royal Harem. Both the Crown Prince, who is sixteen, and His Majesty, who is 23, may visit both Harems. No one else is permitted to visit except the Master or Mistress of Harems. The requirements for each harem are slightly different, but there is one underlying requirement - All persons must speak Arabic, as this is the official language used in the royal household. If the entrant cannot speak Arabic, they are rejected. If they are learning Arabic, then they will be tutored as part of their training to become a full member of the harem.
The other requirements are:
Males:
1. Aged between 16-20 (although trainees are accepted from the age of 14)
2. plump, yet not obese (Their Majesties do not like obese boys in their harem)
3. clean-shaven. This does not mean shorn of all hair on head, but they should not have a beard of moustache, or be in the process of growing one. If they have or are growing a beard or moustache, this will be shaved off entirely upon entry, and the Master of the Harem will ensure that each day he shaves to ensure that he does not grow a beard or moustache.
4. Well-fed. This does not mean that they should enter the harem as overfed. But they should be fed enough to start looking plump.
5. have a good character. Entrants must not have any criminal convictions. Special attention is paid to those who have convictions for rape, other sexual acts or any form of child molestation - they are rejected instantly.
6. Have a good temperament. Their Majesties do not like boys who often get angry or upset.
7. be patient. Once Their Majesties have chosen a boy in the harem, they like to take their time with him, so he must be willing to accept long sessions at a time with whichever Majesty has chosen him for his entertainment.
8. It also helps if the boys of the harem get on well with Their Majesties. They are more likely to be chosen for entertainment by Their Majesties.
9. The boys must also be free of AIDS, sexually transmitted diseases, HIV or any cancers. This is because as part of the activities the boy may be engaged in, there will be opportunities for intimate contact with Their Majesties, and Their Majesties do not wish to be diseased as a result of having intercourse or other intimate contact with an ill boy. There is a resident doctor in the harem as well to cure most diseases and injuries.

Females:
1. Aged between 16-22 (although trainees are accepted from the age of 14)
2. have a good character. Entrants must not have any criminal convictions. Special attention is paid to those who have convictions for rape, other sexual acts or any form of child molestation - they are rejected instantly.
3. Have a good temperament. Their Majesties do not like girls who often get angry or upset.
4. be patient. Once Their Majesties have chosen a girl in the harem, they like to take their time with her, so she must be willing to accept long sessions at a time with whichever Majesty has chosen her for his entertainment.
5. It also helps if the girls of the harem get on well with Their Majesties. They are more likely to be chosen for entertainment by Their Majesties.
6. The girls must also be free of AIDS, sexually transmitted diseases, HIV or any cancers. This is because as part of the activities the girls may be engaged in, there will be opportunities for intimate contact with Their Majesties, and Their Majesties do not wish to be diseased as a result of having intercourse or other intimate contact with an ill girl. There is a resident nurse in the harem as well to cure most diseases and injuries.

Their Majesties visit the harems nearly daily. The Crown prince undertakes education with his tutor from 9am to 1pm. He then has lunch, and proceeds to the harem. His father, after spending three hours on Business of State, visits the harem at midday. They both wander the harem, talking to the residents. The Crown Prince enjoys the male harem, and the King enjoys the famale harem, but both are somewhat similar. There are many comfy sofas and cushions spread around the floor. The residents can normally be found lounging around in the harem, chatting, eating and drinking. The males must remain plump at all times, as that is how the Crown Prince (who is the main user of the male harem) likes his boys.
The boys can normally be seen in underwear only. Some wear shirts and trousers, but, as the harem is very warm, most remain in their underpants. They normally have their shirts off. At the back of the harem, there are seven rooms, marked "rooms for special purposes (غرف لأغراض خاصة)". No one except the Crown Prince and the boy whom he has chosen for his daily session may enter. The Master of the Harem enters, but only to prepare the room for the Crown Prince's usage. The room contains sofas, a large luxurious bed, and an assortment of food and drink in the mini-fridge within the room. Once the Master is satisfied, he escorts His Majesty and the lucky boy into the room, ensures that they are settled, and departs, closing the door behind him. His Majesty and the boy settle down for a long session together, undertaking various activities. Some activities are in the bed (such as intercourse), some are not.

The female harem operates on much the same principles as the male harem.

Their Majesties also have personal slaves - more euphamistically known as "Slaves of the Body (العبيد من الجسم)". They are to act as personal slaves, and each slave is personally tailored to match his master's traits, likes, dislikes, personality and interests. However, slaves of the body are nor permitted to use the harem. Slaves of the body are normally selected from the male harem, and are normally those boys with whom Their Majesties have developped a very close bond. Their Majesties may undertake any activities they see fit with their slaves of the body.

by **KludgeMUSH** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:29 am

Fearless Leader is without life. As the State incarnate, Fearless Leader has neither the time nor inclination to engage in your silly meatbag "life" activities. Indeed, our people see "having a life" as an impediment to success in any any endeavour, and aspire to greater feats of lifelessness and commitment to purpose, whate, ver that purpose may be. To be as lifeless as possible to seen as the means of achieving immortality, for how do you kill that which has no life?

by **Ruskarkand** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:16 am

Privet, I am Chloe 'Soul' Zakrivski, the leader of the Dragon occupation of Ruskarkand.

Now, on the subject of my personal life, we shall start off with this; I am an avid professional at flying, compared to other Dragons, I always travel via flight, and sometimes, I even fly just for the sake of flying.
When I am not flying, or in the office, I also write different songs and possess and play a Violin, an acoustic and electric guitar.

I also do like to take walks on the streets of different cities in my nation, it fills me with joy to see this great nation flourishing, to see what I have done for my nation.
Every now and then, I get confronted by those Human Supremacist types, some of them try to kill me as well.
They do not manage, one thing about being idolized whilst in Public, with a nation full of Dragons, means that even a lowly child can offer assistance.

But, enough of that...
I love to meet all of the different Dragonkin that come to see me, either whilst I am or I am not flying, I pretty much always see at least one of my citizens, it's good to talk with them, see what is happening in my nation, how I could improve.
Another thing I do is interact with my nation to the fullest, I visit schools to see the future generations, I visit hospitals to pay homage and respect to others, and I also partake in events, such as sporting events, culture events...
I also like attending 'Gigs' where the many bands from Ruskarkand play their music, it's always a brilliant time, somewhere where I can ditch the formalities of the office and unwind into the true spirit of a Dragon should be.

Hm, I find it somewhat downhearting that I am not yet married to anybody, I am sure there are lots of people who are in love with me because I am the leader, but I am yet to see anyone whom I truly love, not just as a citizen, but as a lover.

And.. well, there you have it.
My Personal life.

by **The Vorindun** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:43 am

Imperator Caesar Aulus Andronicus Augustus is a hard-working, hard-bitten veteran of several wars and professional soldier, and still retains the austerity, discipline, gravity, honor, and courage of a soldier. He is also committed to the ideals of the Principate and the restoration of social order, for which goals he is prepared to be quite ruthless. He smokes (a little), drinks (moderately), plays football in his free time (what little he has), hunts, fishes, practices marksmanship and fencing, reads histories, enjoys fine, classical music, watches a variety of cinema, and especially loves the company of beautiful women.

He has a wife, the Empress Felicia, daughter of the consul Lucian Felix, and a mistress named Marcia. There are rumors of a much larger circle of lovers, but no one can prove a thing. He has no less than 18 military decorations for valor, including six earned at the Battle of Lehman Beach.

by **Powys - Shropshire** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:53 am

Greetings, Margaret the Third of Powys - Shropshire, you can call me Maggie. I am 47 but I act far younger than that, I was raised to be duchess since my birth and I am an only child. I have a husband called George and two sons, Thomas and Edmund. I like gardening, swimming and reading, my favourite book is Nineteen Eighty Four by George Orwell. I am fond on animals and I have a horse called Simon, he is a beautiful thing, and I use his manure on the Castle gardens. My father is dead and my mother gave up her claim to the throne when he died leaving me as the leader of the Grand Duchy.

by **HaiKowe** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:12 am

Hello ,

My name is Samora Machel , i am one of the two current presidents of Haikowe and successor to the throne of the Haikowain Marshall Islands.
I'm born the 10th December 1963 in a small town called Grão Pequeno in Haikowe the 5th of 8 brothers. I'm of mixed ethnicity ( Black, Latino, Haikowain Native) , my father was an important activist that changed haikowe into a democracy, my mother was from an humble family who lived in the South-West of the country, she worked in an industrial company called " A INDUSTRIA " until she joined the rebel army fighting for Haikowain Native rights. I went to the São Francisco highschool until civil war striked Haikowe , i leaved Haikowe to Mozambique for 5 years and then went to the U.S.A where i went to the California State University, Los Angeles.
When i got back to Haikowe i started to be interested about politics. In 1993 i ran to president and i won the elections. I'm the father of Sacha 20 , Raul 13, William 10 , João 8 and Matilde 5 months.
I am the brother of the 2 professional soccer stars : William Khali Masa-a-pina Machel and Raul Ali Farrat Brande-eiro Machel.
I used to be a professional basketball player of the Hakowain team.
I joined the army when i was 19 and left when i was 21.
My favourite book: " Raise a Soul "
My favourite Colour: Blue
My favourite team: " UGP - Union of Grão Pequeno (soccer team )"
My favourite dish : Haikowain Pirão

My name is Francisco Cunha , i am one of the two current presidents of Haikowe and successor to the throne of the Disputed Lands of NewLusitania and South Upendo .
I'm born the 04th March 1958 in a small village called Maranha in Haikowe, i'm the 4th of 6 brothers. I'm of mixed ethnicity ( Latino, Haikowain Native) , my father was a famous Jazz musician , my mother was from the capital (Santo Afonso ) who lived in the North of the country, she worked in as a teacher in Maranhão until she met my father.
I went to the Vazia highschool until civil war striked Haikowe , i left Haikowe to France to study Economy .
In 1993 i ran to president and i won the elections, since then i'm one of the two Haikowain Presidents.
I'm the father of Julio 25 and Carlos 19.
I am the brother of the famous Musician : Jaeme Cunha.
I used to play on the Hakowain VolleyBall team.
I joined the army when i was 18 and left when i was 26.
My favourite book: " Power, Sex, Virtuosity"
My favourite Colour: Green
My favourite team: " FCD - Soccer Team Falaal (soccer team )"
My favourite dish : unknown

Regards,
For more info. contact the Administration of Information of Haikowe.

by **San Monteriano** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:28 am

Greetings! I am Grand Duchess Caterina Cecilia D'Medici of the Grand Duchy of San Monteriano, my homeland. I was born and educated in San Monteriano and - when I am not engaged in stately and royal functions - I serve as an occasional speaker and lecturer at the University of San Monteriano. My country is relatively small, consisting of four main cities and several towns and villages, but most of the mainland is built of countryside and agricultural farmlands. My supporters claim I am a charismatic, confident and modest woman, but I'd like to think that most San Monterrean woman fit this description. They also say I'm a compassionate, determined and fairly reserved leader, all qualities which may or may not be advantages to a leader. In my spare time I love to browse and buy art, visit my daughter and other relatives, ski, cook and plenty other activities, when I have the time too!

Over my reign, I have created many government and non-government charity organizations across my country, whether they are aiding the poverty-stricken or helping with foreign aid abroad; I like to contribute to society, whether its directly or financially. I adopt personal liberal beliefs towards life, and try not to take things to seriously, a teaching my father taught me. Life should be about enjoying the things you do. My age? Hah! Some may consider that forty-eight is old, but, fifty's the new thirty, right? It is true, I do enjoy the finer things in life: yachts, luxurious holidays and of course the most-expensive champagnes, but all this tends to come out of my own bank account, since the public tend not to favour a monarch who spends public taxes on these goods. However, I am quite up-to-date with the latest fashion trends, most of which I adore.

My husband, the former Grand Duke, passed away several years ago. Although I'm not eager to find another partner, I am open to relationships, as long as they're not arranged, I hate those kinds. I have one daughter, Lucretia, or, how she wants it, Letizia. She's twenty-two and currently single. Anyway, I must go now, I have a dinner with Emperor Arathor Dralien of Osthia, ciao.

by **Othileon** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:42 am

Supreme Chancellor Yan Leone of the Western Federal Republic has been one of Othileon's most open leaders of all time concerning his private life. He is regularly seen in the company of some of Othileon's loveliest women and sometimes foreign models and actresses, in public events. He recently proposed to an Othileonic model Miss Charlotte Giles but they seperated two months later after Leone had two alleged afairs. The Chancellor also complained of poor satisfaction in the bedroom. Since then he has been seen in the company of other women however denies hiring 'escorts' for public appearances and events.

Leone is one of Othileon's youngest Chancellors at just 31 Years old, He initially went into acting and made millions as a film star before running for governor of El West in 2005. After completing his term he was backed by former Chancellor Leo Heist to run for the position of Chancellor in 2010, he won the republican nomination shortly before election and using charisma and his already large fan-base from his acting career and governorship won last year.

He has co-starred in two films since taking office and is awaiting trial for an alleged 'rape' incident, notorious business executive Mario Reno accuses the Chancellor of raping his 21 year old daughter at a new years celebration at the start of the year.

However Reno's argument falls on deaf ears as both the Chancellor and Reno's daughter deny rape and she has claimed that "Anything I did with the Supreme Chancellor is my business, I assure everyone concerned that what happened in the early hours of January 1st 2011 was performed with consent by both parties and I am furious with my father for doubting me in this. I only hope he withdraws his accusations before the trial."

The Chancellor released a statment stating how he believed "The concerned gentleman should listen to his daughter and accept that nothing illegal happened."

The Supreme Chancellor has also been accused of Corruption but after threatening to take legal action against the accuser, all alegations were dropped and he remains higher in the polls then any other potential 2015 candidates.

I hope this snipet of information regarding the Supreme Chancellor is satisfactory,
David Granger - Administration & Internal Affairs

by **Yvenia** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:05 am

From the office of Kah'ra Pluvern:

by **Udema** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:30 am

Hej alla, I'm Tove. I'm the Queen of Udema. I just turned 50. We had a very lovely celebration here in Springfield. My schedule is pretty strenuous, so I try to keep in shape with regular exercise. It seems to be working, since my staff all tell me I don't look a day over 25. God knows I pay them enough to keep saying that.

Udema is a constitutional monarchy, which means I'm basically a figurehead, a symbol of national unity. The Prime Minister and the rest of the Government do all the thinking for me. All I have to do is sign all the papers they shove under my nose. And of course I have no political opinions apart from those of the Government of the day.

So why do I say I have a strenuous schedule? I could just as well sit on my royal behind all day eating bonbons fed to me by scantily dressed ladies-in-waiting. That can be fun too occasionally, but that's not what I'm here for. I go out there among the people and represent the nation. People seem to appreciate it, or at least they are polite enough to say so to me. I lend my name and face to all sorts of worthy activities and pass on all complaints and suggestions I receive to where I believe they will do most good. It's one of my greatest pleasures to find out I've been able to help somebody get justice.

And what do I do for fun? Well, I'm a single girl who loves the opera, classical music, long walks on the beach, moose hunting, sauna, or just curling up by a roaring fire with a good book. I love Lord of the Rings; I reread it about once a year. I'm a big fan of women's football; I support Udema Lionesses, the national side. And yes, sometimes I do go out on the town with some charming lady. You can read all about that from the society pages of any Udema newspaper.

Kinging is such an odd business. I got the job because my father, King Henrik VI, was killed in an aeroplane accident in 1987. I can tell you that was a pretty tough time for me. I had been your typical airheaded party princess, and boom! game over, little girl, time to grow up. I'm sure I couldn't have done it without my mother, Queen Elisabet. I do think it was a quiet disappointment to her when I came out, but she's never said a thing. And my kid sister Johanna seems to be happy with her Heinrich, and their kids seem to have grown up pretty fine.

What REALLY goes on in your head of state's mind?

Ahahahaha. I'm sure many would say "nothing, she's a total airhead". And who am i to call them wrong? I'm obviously biased.

Is this the sort of thing you wanted? There it is, for starters. Ask me anything you like; I'll answer anything I like.

Tove "that's me" R.

by **Non-Exploding Cupcake** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:56 am

Why hello all you sexy people! I am Supreme Overlord for Life Geoanaxindmas Roth, the sovereign plenipotentiary potentate ruler in situ habeas corpus ... uh ... king-type guy of Non-Exploding Cupcake, and supreme ruler. Well, not literally. I mean there's like this council-type thing I have to listen to, and those guys with pretty uniforms who lead the army thing. Uh... their uniforms are pretty in a manly way. I mean I'm not really interested in that kind of thing anyway ordinarily, I just happened to notice when they were all, uh, on parade.... I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm not. It would be bad if I were, anyway, since it's illegal. Heh. But where was I?

Oh yes! Supreme overlord for life. You wanted to know what my personal life was like right? Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you, haha. Ha. That was a joke, by the way. I mean, if it wasn't obvious. I don't mean to insult your ability to detect humour but some people have a hard time with it... It's not like I'd literally kill you just for asking an innocent question. Well, not that question. Maybe some other questions. Which wouldn't be so innocent. But let's not talk about that right now! I'm, uh, 33 years old. Or 34. We're not great at record-keeping, but my birthday is a national holiday, whenever it is. Of course I've forgotten if I already had a birthday this year. I'm just a forgetful person, heh. I guess. I mean all these advisory people are supposed to remind me of stuff when I forget but anyway... National holiday. Of course every day's a national holiday in Non-Exploding Cupcake... lovely country, you should visit sometime... it's a wonder we get any work done, haha. That was another joke, incidentally. Well, not the every day being a national holiday part, but the not getting any work done. People still have to work on national holidays, which is every day. Er... I mean, work is good, isn't it? Produces things for the economy? I use the economy an awful lot. Really, so does everyone. I didn't mean to imply that I was some kind of repressive tyrant. Well, I kind of am, actually. But not in that way. I don't force citizens to kneel before me, really. Okay, that sounded dirtier than I meant. I don't force them to kneel. Anywhere. Well, they can kneel if they want. It does make me feel good when they kneel... Still sounding dirty. How about grovel? No, that's no good... I get the feeling I'm getting sidetracked.

So I was telling you about my personal life... 33 or 34 years old... not married. Well, really, I've never actually.... you know.... that was too much information, wasn't it? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say anything inappropriate. But it does sometimes come up, you know? I mean I had a girlfriend in high school-- doesn't everyone?-- but we never actually did it. Her name was Marie and she had light brown hair and-- Er, anyway. Then later I just never had time, so busy being leader of Non-Exploding Cupcake and oppressing the lower classes and whatnot. I've just never met that special someone, you know? It's always so busy.... But where was I? Not married, so no children obviously. Not that I don't want children, I have to pass my legacy on as ruler of a whole country. I was thinking Judas or Brutus for a boy, Jezebel or Lilith for a girl.... But as I already said, not married. Not that you can't have children outside of wedlock, of course. I mean, some people like that sort of thing. It just seems so... well, undignified, no? Like, there should be a proper formal marriage ceremony, with tributes collected from feudal lords and a great big wedding cake and the right of prima nocte for all the nubile virgins... whatever prima nocte means. But I'm getting off track. I have a dog! Not that dogs can substitute for humans... for children. Well, maybe for humans as well, but that's kind of creepy. Dogs can't talk. But Scruffles is really smart and I taught him all kinds of tricks! Wanna see? Scruffles? Here, boy! ... Ah well, he must be off doing dogly things somewhere.

But how I've been rambling! I suppose that's hardly any information at all, but well, I'm a Supreme Overlord. Can't be too careful, you know. Wouldn't want to say too much and then terrorists would come and ... terrorise us all. That would be quite sad. I might lose all of my stamp collection. Er, not that I collect stamps.... well, I just admitted to it, didn't I? You're right, it is a longstanding hobby of mine. Well, that's quite harmless knowledge really. No one would get terrorised for knowing about my stamps. There's nothing especially valuable there, anyway. But yes -- loose lips sink ships, and all that! I'm sorry if this doesn't seem like much, but I don't want to say more than I ought.

-- Supreme Overlord Geoanaxindmas Roth saying far more than he ought about his personal life

by **ArghNeedAName** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:29 am

The Prime Minister of ArghNeedAName Tony Bacon sends his regards and regrets not being able to speak to you personally. Alas, he is a very busy man. Next week a majorhealth-care related bill will face its Second Reading in the National Assembly, and there's a rebellion against it among some of the more moderate members of the Liberal Party, so he's having to work hard to get the proposal suitable. At the time of writing he is having meeting with the Assembly Health Comittee about a possible amendment to water-down the dentist-related provisions of the Bill to get some of the more reluctant members on board.

The Prime Minister will be travelling to his home in Oteil tomorrow to do constituency work. He will be attending two townhall meetings, one in Oteil, one in Burbach. The Prime Minister's constituency consists of the two towns. Burbach (pop. 60,000) is a significant railway town; it is the home of Federal Express' largest train depot and busy railway junction. Oteil (pop. 30,000) is located on the opposite side of the railway and is a smaller, more historic market town. The two towns have some of the highest rates of rail usage in the country, which may be why the Prime Minister has taken up a proposal to expand the High Speed Rail network as his pet project.

The Prime Minister has a wife Sarah and three children: Matthew (21), Lawrence (18) and Samantha (16). Matt is living away from home and studying Engineering at the University of Rosenham. Larry and Samantha go to Oteil Senior School and Larry is about to leave to study at the University of Lendall.

Anthony Lawrence Bacon was born in Mont, Kerrighan on the 4th April 1956. He studied Law at the University of Rexford and graduated in 1956. He served as a barrister in Kerrighan and in 1980 was appointed District Prosecutor for Oteilshire. Four years later, he ran for the National Assembly in the Oteil-Burbach byelection following the death of Deputy Dennis Johnson. Mr. Bacon won in a crowded preelection and went on to win the general election easily. Since then, Bacon has maintained his relatively safe seat in elections with at least 60% of the vote.

Mr. Bacon became a protegé of Prime Minister George O'Brien, who soon promoted him to a Junior Minister. Mr. Bacon served as the Secretary of Legal Prosecutions, then later as a Regional Whip. Mr. Bacon continued to serve as a whip during the following conservative administration. Under the next liberal Prime Minister, Bill Gurr, he was promoted to the cabinet, serving as Minister of Transport and later Minister of the Interior. After the conservatives won the election in 2001, Bacon became the Minority Chief Whip, and after the liberals failed to retake the Assembly in 2004, he was elected as the Assembly Minority Leader. In 2007, the Liberal Party won control of the National Assembly and President Walker named Anthony Lawrence Bacon as the Prime Minister.

The most important issue was the recovery of the economy after the recession in 2005. The Liberal Party began stimulus programs and initially continued the bailouts and tax increases that started under his predecessor, but soon was able to cut taxes and divert attention to education and health care. In 2010, the Liberal Party won the Federal Elections by a landslide and the new President, Malcolm Whitacre, reappointed him as Prime Minister.

James Daley
Junior Undersecretary to the Prime Minister

by **D-16** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:34 am

In leisure, I've been known to watch planets being taken over, hunting in our hunting grounds, and more recently I've aquired a taste for the killing of humans in The Arena...

by **Samuraikoku** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:01 am

My name is Yukimura Sanada, and I am the Shôgun of the Fiefdom of Samuraikoku. I am 22 years old, a rather young age for a leader, but I have been destined - and chosen - to lead the people of this land after the civil bloodbath it has recently come out of.

My story begins in the Samuraikoku northern island of Kai, where in the city of Ueda, my father Masayuki was the head of the Sanada Clan, and retainer of the Daimyô of Kai, Shingen Takeda. My father was a just and kind man, and my Lord Shingen-dono (whom I call Oyakata-sama in sign of respect) held him in high regard. At the moment, the land was under threat from two tyrannical and bloodthirsty daimyôs, Yoshimoto Imagawa and Mori Motonari. Under pretext of unification (Samuraikoku had been immersed in internal struggles among the fiefdoms who comprise it), they made a campaign to raze, burn and destroy every fiefdom who opposed them.

When I was 16, my hometown of Ueda was devastated by the Imagawa. My father fought courageously until the bitter end, and my mother committed suicide so she would not be captured by the enemy. I wanted to stay with my father defending Ueda, but I was sent away to warn Shingen-dono to call for help. I did best as I could, but it was to no avail. When the Takeda forces arrived, the city had already been destroyed. The battle was unnecessary and could have been avoided, and lives could have been saved, yet the Imagawa destroyed my city for strategic reasons. When I saw my house destroyed, and the rest of the village burning into ashes, I made a vow to prevent my family's death from being in vain, and to do that, I would be the one to bring the Imagawa and Motonari to an end, achieving land unification once and for all.

Oyakata-sama took me under his wing, the same way my older brother Nobuyuki had been until then. Little by little, the fiefdoms of the island of Kai began to unite against the tyranny of the Imagawa-Motonari. This alliance extended to the other three islands of Samuraikoku (Shinano, Owari and Mikawa). Even though I acted following the Takeda banner, the fiefdoms' coalition was the sole initiative of myself, under Shingen's advice. These alliances were not easy - some were even forged after battles in which I happened to win. But I always respected the men of other fiefdoms, unlike the Imagawa had been with my own.

It took years of bloody battles, but eventually the whole land was united against the Imagawa-Mitsunari. In the plains of Sekigahara, in the main island of Owari, our coalition managed to be victorious. During battle, I personally avenged my father and my clan by taking Yoshimoto Imagawa's life with my own Katana. Although that would not bring my family back, justice had finally been done.

After the land was unified with this battle, the Daimyôs of all fiefdoms engaged in peace treatments so as civil war would never have to be ensued again. Oyakata-sama and myself were the architects of the whole treaty, which was thankfully accepted by the other daimyôs. I thought with that, my mission would finally be complete, but there was something I hadn't expected. When the matter arised of who would be the one to lead the people of the land as Shôgun, they unanimously picked me.

I do not know if I am up for the task, but I will guarantee you this: I stand for freedom, virtue, justice, and honor. As a Samurai, I follow Bushîdo, the path of the warrior. I have respect for every form of life, and I will do my best for the people to be happy. Like Oyakata-sama has always said to me:

"The people are your castle, your ramparts, your moat. Protect them... and in turn they shall protect you."

I know not what else I can tell you about my personal life. But feel free to ask me anything you'd like.

by **Frostaland** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:10 am

Informal communiqué from Marian Mirosławiecki

hai. I am dictator of Frostaland Marian Marek Mirosławiecki. I am 51 years old, I come from Travitze. I have a wife and four children. I love to gamble (of course with my private money ^^), swim, and listen to jazz music. I often play golf and football with my close friend, ex-dictator Zenon Łukasiewicz. I spend most of my time doing what I want. I rarely go to my office. I just solve issues when there is a need. I have a blue belt in Judo. And I sometimes go to a shooting practice. My weapon is VIS pistol. I also play double bass.

Best regards to you all,
Marian Mirosławiecki ;-).

by **Pichorai** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:42 am

Hello, lads and lassies! My name is Picas Raichtofen, and I'm the chief of the Pichorain people! I'm 11 years old (22 in human years), and, really, I just make sure the tribe runs smoothly and that we keep anti-furries out of our borders, and by out of our borders I mean killed, stuffed, and displayed in our museums as a warning. I'm still single, as my dating life has been... Terrible, to say the least.
Honestly, there isn't much else to say!

by **Omensa** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:29 pm

Hello my name is William XIII I am the Emperor of the Omensan Union or of Omensa I usually attend mass and sports events on sundays while filling paper work on mondays my life is pretty much of what you would expect from a civilized emperor

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