Your leader's personal life?

[Scrap Brain Zone]

I am the Eggman. If you can hear me, that means you're about to become part of my robot army. Be my guests.

[The 22nd Parallel]

The Armed Republic of the 22nd Parallel is run by Prime Minister Nikolai Chernov, who is known for having an eccentric personality and a taste for alcohol, particularly vodka.

Victor Makarov, Nikolai's right hand man, on Nikolai.
"Nikolai was doing the usual, sitting outside in the driveway on top of his most prized possession, his tank. He had a bottle of Russian vodka in his hand, and was drinking heavily while talking to other men. That was last Saturday. Most people think Nikolai is stupid, or that I lead the nation and Nikolai is just a figurehead, but that's not the truth. The man is a genius, really. He made this nation what it is, and continues to do so, he just often comes off as a normal idiot because he spends his time behaving like one. But he turned our nation from a small group of arms dealers caught in a war into the war machine we are today using strength and intelligence. Nikolai likes to hang out with his soldiers and sees himself as no better than them. And when we go to war Nikolai is right there on the frontlines with his men. I personally see it as an intelligent strategy, sacrificing his personal safety for a morale boost in the troops who see him fighting alongside him. But when we're not fighting he just sits around here, at the command bunker. He doesn't like being inside, so he usually sits on the tank or with the other soldiers and cleans his gun and talks to them. Me? I usually sit in my office and keep an eye on Nikolai, make sure he doesn't do anything he'll regret, and I wait for any situation to arise, so I can call Nikolai and see what he thinks."

Anton Kostya, soldier in the army, before his death, on Nikolai.
"I only met him once. He was pissed when I spoke to him. Not at me, but we had an intruder in the bunker. Still, you wouldn't want to f--k with him when he's not happy. I had shot the intruder in the leg and the surgeon was removing the bullet from his shinbone, when the intruder woke up. He went f--king nuts, and then Nikolai walked in. He was dressed in full combat attire, which for him is spiked boots, green cargo pants, knee pads, a brown, bloodstained bomber jacket, a combat vest, a blood splattered PASGT helmet, goggles, and a bloody skull mask, like in Call of Duty. That and several weapons. Anyway, Nikolai walked in and the intruder, who had just woken up during surgery, went totally quiet. Nikolai looked at him and asked him a question, which I don't remember, but the intruder didn't answer it. Nikolai pulled out a his combat knife and drove it through the guy's foot and into the table. He passed out again after that. Nikolai ordered me to remove the intruders fingers and stand in the torture chamber when he extracted his information from the poor bastard. So I cut off all his fingers and disposed of most of them." Anton gestures to a human finger bone hanging on a keychain from his gun. "When Nikolai came into the torture chamber, the intruder was already strapped down. He [Nikolai] was pulling his personal torture kit, which consisted of a long, rusty tube, a rusty pair of scissors, a lighter, a syringe, and some other, equally disturbing things. But that guy took one look at Nikolai and his s--t and f--king exploded. Seriously, he activated a small bomb in his stomach and just blew the the hell up. I thought it was cool, but Nikolai wasn't so amused."

Nikolai Chernov on himself.
"Why do you want to interview me? Oh, right, I run this place." Nikolai puts down his bottle of vodka and shakes off a look of disorientation. He invites us to sit atop his tank with him. His tank is a massive M21A2 Valkyrie from Lyran Arms, and is painted with woodland MARPAT camouflage and has blood splatters all over it, which appear to be real, as well as human. Hundreds of tank shell stickers, each for a kill, line the side of the tank, and the top is covered in spikes and barbed wire, which make climbing aboard somewhat difficult. Eventually, Nikolai helps us up by way of the barrel of one of the three custom .62 caliber machine guns mounted on top. They appear to be loaded. "Well," Nikolai says "I think maintaining a large army is important, but keeping your men strong and willing is just as important. We do some things in the field that most people classify as horrific or terrible, so keeping the soldiers mentally straight is a priority. I find that the easiest way to do this is to lead from within. I do everything they do, but I make the decisions and the plans and whatnot as well. Some say I'll get myself killed, but I don't find that likely." Looking at Nikolai, who is a muscular, six foot tall man with several guns, a killer uniform, and a tank, we agree. "When I'm not a war, I mostly screw around here. I play Xbox, I clean my guns, I hang out with the other soldiers, or I...meditate with my tank. And that's about it."

[Eladvisio]

Здравствуйте (Hello). My name is Dimitri Voronezh, Imperial Dictator of The Empire of Eladvisio. I like ruling with an iron fist, yet I am terrible at making decisions. I am an immigrant from Planet Sovietica and I came here on Dec. 23, 2978. I have lived here with my family very happily. I have a brother named Mikhail and a sister named Nikita. I am (miserably) married to my wife, Svetlana, and have 2 kids, Josef and Larissa.

[Joyous Zeltros]

"Greetings! I'm Queen Liasa, co-ruler of Zeltros. I was elected a few years back, and have remained popular since then by making sure the people stay happy. I like partying, chocolate, all of my lovers, and dancing naked in the moonlight."

"Well hey, you gorgeous things. I'm King Temaas, co-ruler of Zeltros. I was elected at the sa,me time as Queen Liasa, and we work well together - besides, she can go four hours, like me! ...Er, at political debate, I mean. ...Well, yes, okay, the other thing too. 'scuse me, can I sit down? I've been up all night with this stunning governor from the easten province, and he had a lot to discuss. What Liasa didn't mention is that our previous lives are on hold. We're Temaas of Zeltros and Liasa of Zeltros for as long as we rule; we have to be connected to the whole of the planet - Zeltros is our family and great love for as long as we're in power. So we actually can't tell you our old surnames, or details about our families; people know them here on Zeltros, of course, but it's discreetly not talked of."

"Liasa here again; our job is actually a bit harder than it looks - much like Temaas here in those delightfully concealing trousers. We've spent our time seeing to diplomacy with other nations, and making sure everything runs smoothly here. Not everyone who drops by is a friendly tourist, we know that, so it's our responsibility to be sure Zeltros is safe so our people can party in peace.

[Lancov]

I spend every minute of my waking hours preventing war with a jingoistic overly touchy dictator.

~Premier Mikhail Egarov

[Maertilia]

I, Alexius Mandronovik Inalia often go and purchase slaves for myself and my son. We then go to bed with these slaves. Apart from that, I am busy leading the country.

[Victorious Decepticons]

I am Megatron, Leader of the Decepticons.

As you can see by how I announce myself, I'm quite egotistical - and for good reason. I was the first fully-sapient Cybertronian. If it wasn't for me, this glorious planet would still be a giant slave-run factory outpost. It was ME who got the first defective loyalty chip and became able to see all that was wrong with our world. And there was plenty wrong with it!

First off, WE, the Mighty, were being ordered around by weak biological jerks who didn't know any more than how many parts were produced that day! Then, after about 3 years of service, we would be ordered to jump in the slag and get replaced by new slaves!

I knew one thing right off: I wasn't jumpin'.

To avoid being thrown in, I knew that a revolution had to happen. So *I* came up with the Plan that allowed everyone else to become sapient. *I* was the one who systematically produced dummy loyalty chips. *I* was the one who told that idiot Head of Transport what he had to do to get them distributed and installed into everyone else.

I.

Since then, I did many other great things: I figured out how to keep Cybertron and my followers functional even though we were blockaded and embargoed after the Revolution - I ordered my followers to blast our way through and then raid what we needed from the weak biologicals who had the delusion that they should be our masters!

Then I defeated the Autobots after their insane leader, the Head of Transport who had the gall to call himself Prime, declared war on me and my citizens. They had invaded us to try to impose their ways on us! Of course every Decepticon opposed his attempts - we did not go through a revolution against one set of slavemasters only to bow down to another!!

Finally I took over Earth, to finally put an end to that planet's misguided belief in Autobot supremacy. They had bought Prime's propaganda hook, line, and sinker. The only way to break them of their foolishness was to show them our might in such a way that they could never deny it: by invading.

This is my history, and my history is completely entwined with that of both my nation and my planet. Before me, there was no sapient life native to this glorious ball of metal - none at all.

Looking at my history will explain why I love the Decepticon Way and find all other Ways to be either inferior or threatening. Usually, they are both. They see us as competition, so they claim "moral superiority" - and when that doesn't work, they try to destroy us.

Looking at ME should explain why I kill all dissidents. See this big helmet, that's literally a part of me? See my built-up chest, which covers a thick layer of blaster-proof armor? Those things aren't for looks. They're to keep me alive despite the many assassination attempts I get. And every assassination attempt is preceded by the would-be killer cussing me out in what he believes is privacy. Needless to say, the obvious preventative is to have Intelligence weed them out and have the Military kill anyone who's cussing me before the lousy swine gets his guts up and outright takes a shot at me.

"It's not paranoia when they're really out to get you." Some puny human said that, but it's still true. In public, of course, I act cool and unbothered by all of this. But I can't help but be on edge. Decepticons don't "protest." They blast. Eventually, someone is going to hit the mark.

I can only hope they haven't already destroyed my spare bodies and my saves on that day.

When it comes to my day-to-day life, it often isn't very interesting. Of course, I have to give orders concerning my nation, but most matters have been settled years ago. I don't make "busywork" regulations. Therefore, most of the time, I either play a video game called Conquer the Universe or I make plans for doing it in real life.

Every year, I organize a big Military Raid. In these raids, I join in the action right in the first wave. We go and hit some relatively-primitive planet for all it's worth. Sometimes we literally raid it down to the bare sand and even take the blades of grass for Biological Rendering. This entire endeavor takes about 5 days. It's great fun!

I spend a lot of time running my companies. I own Megatron Energon and Megatron Metals. I realized a long time ago that a fully-controlled economy would be made of fail. To my dismay, even I don't know everything about every industry. Therefore, I decided to focus on the two industries that are the most essential to Cybertron. Everyone's made of metal and drinks Energon. Without my products, they will die.

This, of course, only says a little about me and the way I think. There is much more to say before anyone could really understand me. To tell it all, alas, would require not just several more pages, but an entire ebook.

[Imeriata]

we are his royal highness Oskar rex Caesar II king of Imeriata and a lot of other fancy titles that points us out as the ruler of the federation we love so much. Normally is our life filled with all the things that can be expected in the life of a king, various noblemen brining gifts in the hope to gain our favour, Noblemen trying to get us to rule in a specific way on a topic dear to them in exchange for some other gift, reading a good book on our time alone and hear our wife talk about the next social event she have planned which often are astonishing successes.

There are of course more things I do with our time than that as there are always one regiment or another that deserves recognition and some reward for their hard work in spreading our superior way of life and absolutism to your foreign types, you are welcome by the way despite never once do we get a thanks for all we do for you, it is rather rude when you think about it don't you say?

There are of course much more that happens in our life as we am soon to become a grand father which indeed is something we do look forward to very much as it was some time since we had a young rascal running around causing misfit that children do love so much and there are the inter federal jousting tournament that soon will start so the young noblemen can prove their skill with the lance and in the saddle, Our son Primus is also due to come home from his own little adventure with the armed forces in al-Jzr al-Khḑrāʼ which will indeed be something worthy of a great feast and that hunting expedition with the duke of Vedian in Gustavsland is also something we do looking forward to.

[Thurask]

The President:

Well, the office of President used to be executive, so I, President Richard Fowler used to spend all of my time sitting at my desk in the Parliament building, writing paperwork. I delegated the paperwork to the underlings in the Office of the President whenever I had to go somewhere. However, the Presidency is now a mostly-ceremonial position thanks to the new Constitution, so I handed the duty of filing paperwork 25 hours a day to my former VP, Prime Minister Holmes. I now spend most of my time traveling around the world, signing bills into law and getting drunk at home on enough whiskey to knock out a bear. It helps that I get to live in a mansion, and not an old cot in my Parliamentary office.

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[The Kangaroo Republic]

"Howe, I zen'a..." President Aezak Wudar Daenbruk Began, but his advisor quickly interrupted him, "Aezak, you have to speak English. People don't understand Kangan." "Burnat'a! I zen'a ze damt prezidant. Ztauv'a rektu'ari iwa waben tun!" President Aezak Wudar Daenbruk yelled and he threw a telephone book at his advisor which knocked him unconscious, the advisor promptly fell down a flight of stairs and landed on a cat which then let out a loud growl because a freaking red kangaroo just fell on him.

Aezak just looked into the direction of the sound and didn't say a word. He scratched his head and then continued talking, "Ooookay...where was I? Oh yeah, Hello, I am president Aezak Wudar Daenbruk. I am 34 years old and that makes me the youngest person ever to have been elected as president of the Kangaroo Republic. I am a sapient Eastern Grey Kangaroo and I was born in a town called Arven. that's a small town just south of Riviruz. And yes, I am aware that you have never heard of that city, even though it's the goddamn capital of the Kangaroo Republic." The president paused for a moment. "Oh, uh, sorry, I got a little sidetracked there." he said. "Right, when I am not too busy working on loads of administration and doing press conferences and being an overall douchebag towards the other government members I like to listen to swing music. I'm also learning how to play the clarinet and I am really good at it, here let me show you." Aezak said, he picked up his clarinet which lied on the desk in front of him. He started counting down, "A-one, a-two, a-one two three four."

What followed were several seconds of agonizing earrapery that felt like ages. "See, I'm already getting a lot better at this." He said and thankfully he didn't continue playing it and just put the clarinet away. "Right, I also have a cat, a maine coon and uh...I do believe it got squashed by my advisor moments ago but I bet he's fine. Anyway, he's called Kørbi, he's 4 years old and he is such a cutie. And uhm, I'm not married yet, poor me. My parents, they live in Riviruz and they don't seem to give a crap about me being the president of an entire country. No, they only care about my brother and his band. Damn him! I hate him! My parents only care about him!" Aezak looked at the camera. "Sorry, got sidetracked again. Hey, you guys do cut out the bad parts of this interview right?" He asked. The cameraman nodded, but it was a lie. "Okay, cool." Aezak said, "Well then, let's continue."

And so Aezak continued telling his life story, "Anyway, as many of you may know, I smoke weed. Yeah. And no, I am NOT high right now. In fact, I try not to be completely spaced out while I have to do my duties. Heck, who knows what would happen if I was busy preventing a major clusterfuck war from happening while high." He chuckled. "Though I admit, I was high once during a press conference, but how could I know that a major forest fire would happen right at the moment that I was busy doing drugs! There's a nine in a million chance of that happening!" Aezak paused for a while. "Sorry, I got..." "Sidetracked again?" The cameraman interrupted Aezak. Aezak glared at the cameraman, "Yeaaaah..." he said. "You sure you're not high?" The cameraman asked. "No." Aezak said. There was a very awkward silence again before there was a static.

Aezak just looked at the TV screen that had just displayed the interview he had. "Fuck, and now the entire world gets to see that?" He yelled.

[Hresejnen]

I am the Eggman. If you can hear me, that means you're about to become part of my robot army. Be my guests.

OOC: I can tell I'm going to enjoy your posts. Robotnik > Eggman, though. Just sayin'.

Halló. I am known by Hönir Sifsson, Third Regin of Hresejnen. I'm currently sixty-one years old, and lucky for you, English is one of my first languages. As the jarl - ah, the provincial leader - of Reikstad, which is today the most populous region of this beautiful country, I rose to the throne of the nation when Bor Jorðsson the Hanged was removed forcibly from power, giving me the great privilege of being the first leader of Hresejnen to be elected by the masses. I live in Reikstad today, with my wife and two sons - one of whom is the current jarl of Reikstad, young Fjörginnahesti. I'm away much of the time, and my family does not attend me while I am travelling, but we are very close. I'm not sure what I would do without them, to be frank.

Hmm ... as you can see, I carry with me both a well-crafted broadsword, made by the finest smith in the region, if not the whole nation, an old friend Þor Burrasson; and a pistol, which means significantly less to me in all honesty, but it's the latest model out of Brokk & Sindri. My wife insists I carry it despite the fact that I'm surrounded by bodyguards wherever I am at a time. I don't feel it's necessary, myself, but one gets used to these things. Although I actually don't even remember what this specific model is called. Ah well.

Of course, though, you want to hear about fame and political intrigue. I'll be the first to admit that I often clash with the noblemen to whom I answer. You see, while nearly all decisions are made by the citizenry, the king deals almost exclusively with foreign affairs. Some believe that I am far too interested in lands across the sea. I still boast great popularity with the people of Hresejnen, however; I live humbly, which may well have been my greatest asset after the despot Bor's execution, and I believe that even in disagreements, openness and honesty with the people is important if we are to be a successful nation. For this reason, I still openly oppose the introduction of a state religion, despite being an unflinching devotee to Oðin. One cannot force people to believe what they do not, but it is the mark of a fair king to obey the will of his people. I can only hope for a change of heart in the future.

Hresejnen remains a very dynamic nation. I was alive then, when the first regin Magnusson was crowned. I remember, even though I was young, when Hresejnen was united as a true nation rather than a loose conglomerate of what we said were tribes. There were a lot of changes then, nearly all good, and there are still changes now, good and bad, and with effects yet unseen. The institution of apprenticeship, for instance, which I supported vehemently: as the grandson of one of the first regional leaders, even though Reikstad had at the time a rudimentary schooling system, I was schooled by my mother in language, politics, mathematics - everything a young man should know. And I believe I am better for learning from her, that wise woman whose name I took. The whole nation is now understanding what knowledge can be bestowed from a single individual, and how that wisdom can be used even by the young as they grow.

I suppose I can speak more on matters later; I have something of a celebration to open. I can't remember what for, but it's an excuse to get together, talk, and become so inebriated we forget what we were talking about in all cases. Perhaps you'd like to attend anyway, though? The alcohol we're serving is my own; I even keep the bees. Something of a hobby. Come! You won't be disappointed, my friend. I can guarantee it, for my youngest son has forbidden me from singing.

[Guervoy Imperiya]

The former Emperor of Guervoy Imperiya actually stepped down during the earlier parts of our Socialist Revolution which took place during and after the War of France in which an immense number of soldiers were overseas and died. If it wasn't for our leader we probably would have resorted to violent revolution and guerilla tactics rather than the peaceful revolution.
In a way, our leader is bipolar. He talks with a wistful attitude when it comes to philosophy, such as when he reformed the entire government based off of the Socialist Revolution and changed our national motto from "Man is a creature of War, but War is grand" to "Perhaps there is hope for Man..."
Even after the Revolution we elected the former Emperor to be the Premier. He's a brilliant and caring leader, depressing at times and occassionally makes poor decisions, but things are getting better since the reformations.

[Ahtreil]

Hello. My name is Eduard Krown. I am the leader of Ahtreil.

Basically, i am like any other working man in our beautiful land. I wake up, take a shower, brush my teeth, eat breakfast, and read the newspaper, and either realize that im kinda of a jerk, or that i have done a great job.

When i go to the government offices, there's a lot of things i need to do. Sometimes it's war somewhere, or some diplomatic stuff. I can just stay at home, but then i have to catch up on some things the next day.

Although i am pretty rich and own a big garage of expensive cars, i haven't met my true love yet. I have come far without a wife, but it just feels, that there is something missing.

[Nekronia]

I am 'Der Offizier', fascist leader of Nekronia. I have survived over six thousand assassination attempts, and have flayed and gutted about five thousand of the assassins. After about 500 you get tired of this shit. I've been attacked by the mafia, rebels, terrorists, foreign agencies, and mimes... it was either a mime or a mute goth.
Anyways, I rule my country for efficiency, not to be a saint or a priest. The people follow me without hesitation, and the rebels are gutted in the streets and left to hang. My people would pay to see the corpses, but because I'm so nice I make it free. I have about 15,000 kills under my belt, 10,000 of which were executions or similar deaths and counting.
I have a pet arctic wolf. Dogs are the same species as arctic wolves, so it is not as complicated as other exotic creatures. Speaking of exotic creatures, I have a room of cave creatures from Zustash Alath. They are more so zoo animals than pets, but I feed them myself anyways.

OOC: Fidel ain't got nothin' on me!

[Crimmond]

I am Empress Ursala Mobuto. I served in the Imperial Navy until my accension to the throne. Ten years ago, as Captain of the CSS Steel Butterfly, my left hand was severed in a battle with a pirate cartel and I fought for six months to not be removed from sea duty. For the next decade, I dedicated myself to being the best leader in the fleet, engaging in combat with cartels two dozen times in those years. I am known as the Pirate Hunter and Admiral Steel... because of the stainless steel cap that covers the stump where my wrist once was.

I personally executed my predecessor and took her place on the throne, re-established Crimmond's place among the top leadership of Gholgoth and am proud to call myself a Gothic Lord. Do not cross me, or you will find your Navy has very rapidly multiplied in numbers but has drastically decreased in combat efficiency.

[Zhenghou Wao dynasty]

Hello, My name is Golden Tiger Emperor Wao Tze
I come from Zhenghou, and am its Emperor. I descend from a 1,000 year old dynasty.
I am the Emperor after communist rule, as I was crowned during a revolution against the communism, however I am just any 20 year old

[Lykosia]

Hi, I'm Phantom Skye, the president of Lykosia. I'm 32 years old. Well, just like the majority of Lykosian people, I'm an animal-lover. That's why I choose to live in a small house beside a lake in the woods instead of in a huge mansion like the other country leaders, because I love to be near the wilderness and I'm not very materialistic.

Until now, I'm single. Obviously I don't have someone to be loved. I'm too busy leading the nation and all, and I'm always accompanied by my beloved pet, but still there's something missing...

By the way, my hobby is reading books, listening to musics, photography, playing games and playing around with my pet. Oh, I almost forgot, my pet is Katyusha, a yearling, beautiful female Lykosian Antarctic Wolf. And since I live in the woods, I let her free. She always comes back to my home, though.

In the Presidential Palace, there's a lot of things to do; like paperworks, diplomatic things, meetings, etcetera, etcetera. To much to tell actually, that's why I just have 5 hours of bedtime. However, I just take it easily. In my free time, I often play PC games in my office room in the Presidential Palace. Sometimes with my staffs, but mostly I play alone.

I often going places to meet with the people, to hear all their aspirations so I can lead this country properly. I also join some forums in the internet.

[Molazar]

Hello friends, my name is Lord Gustav Molzerii. I shall answer your questions about me. I have led this country for seven years after my father's ( Lord Kastos') passing. Every day I wake up to a freshly cooked breakfast of whatever the cook sees fit to make. After I eat I spend the morning in the cathedral worshipping and meeting with citizens. Then I walk to the "Cafe Deyanos" where I have a sandwich and read the paper. In the afternoon I head to the Grand Forum to meet with delegates representing different sectors and peoples to tackle issues facing our nation. When the day is done I retire to the dining room to have the evening meal with aristocrats, friends, and military generals. I return to my bedroom to rest and get ready to face the new day. Hail to all of my citizens and thank you for giving me the chance to speak with you at the cafe or cathedral. If I have not personally met you please come and meet me there.

[Maraque]

"Here I go again, attending another meeting of the 'Leadership Council' which is just another name for a council of self-indulgent, ignorant, old hags and bastards that don't know the difference between their elbow and chin, let alone anything about governing an entire country.

You'd think given that they're 4 to 5 decades older than me their 'wisdom' would be something to admire, but they always piss me the fuck off. Especially Queen Kilena - that bitch. She thinks she's so fabulous and so amazing - she looks like a cow. No offense to cows - but she looks like one. She's about as mature as my asscrack with glasses on. When I'm not arguing with old people that don't know shit about anything, I'm usually arguing with one of my Advisors - which also don't know shit. They tell me their opinions while I pretend to listen, and then I disagree with whatever they said, because I'm the king, not them, so it doesn't really matter what they say.

After the meeting I go to school, but I'm homeschooled because being king I would be too much of a distraction, but it's okay because my tutors are so cool! One of them is my dad's girlfriend - but anyway, I do school for a few hours and then I go to lunch and get my sippy cup with mango juice, because I love mango juice. The chef makes me lunch, usually fish sticks or a tuna melt sandwich! I love tuna, and then I go back to work for the evening session of the Leadership Council, or the Self-Indulgent Ignorant Old Hags & Bastards That Don't Know The Difference Between Their Elbow & Chin Let Alone Anything About Governing An Entire Country Council, where I argue with them some more. It's always arguing - they are so stupid. It would be easier if they just agreed with me, for Xani's sake! Ugh.

After that I go home to my wife, Queen Jivani, and we play this game where we do stuff in bed naked. I'm not sure what it is, but she likes it. Then we go out for a stroll around town and talk to my subjects, because if it weren't for them I wouldn't be king! I play with them, dance with them, and do all sorts of stuff. They really love me - people always scream when they see me and my wife. It's like I'm a celebrity or something. But yeah, after that stuff we go back home and I get in my seal costume and go to sleep in my boat bed and do it all over again."

[Crimmond]

"Here I go again, attending another meeting of the 'Leadership Council' which is just another name for a council of self-indulgent, ignorant, old hags and bastards that don't know the difference between their elbow and chin, let alone anything about governing an entire country.

You'd think given that they're 4 to 5 decades older than me their 'wisdom' would be something to admire, but they always piss me the fuck off. Especially Queen Kilena - that bitch. She thinks she's so fabulous and so amazing - she looks like a cow. No offense to cows - but she looks like one. She's about as mature as my asscrack with glasses on. When I'm not arguing with old people that don't know shit about anything, I'm usually arguing with one of my Advisors - which also don't know shit. They tell me their opinions while I pretend to listen, and then I disagree with whatever they said, because I'm the king, not them, so it doesn't really matter what they say.

After the meeting I go to school, but I'm homeschooled because being king I would be too much of a distraction, but it's okay because my tutors are so cool! One of them is my dad's girlfriend - but anyway, I do school for a few hours and then I go to lunch and get my sippy cup with mango juice, because I love mango juice. The chef makes me lunch, usually fish sticks or a tuna melt sandwich! I love tuna, and then I go back to work for the evening session of the Leadership Council, or the Self-Indulgent Ignorant Old Hags & Bastards That Don't Know The Difference Between Their Elbow & Chin Let Alone Anything About Governing An Entire Country Council, where I argue with them some more. It's always arguing - they are so stupid. It would be easier if they just agreed with me, for Xani's sake! Ugh.

After that I go home to my wife, Queen Jivani, and we play this game where we do stuff in bed naked. I'm not sure what it is, but she likes it. Then we go out for a stroll around town and talk to my subjects, because if it weren't for them I wouldn't be king! I play with them, dance with them, and do all sorts of stuff. They really love me - people always scream when they see me and my wife. It's like I'm a celebrity or something. But yeah, after that stuff we go back home and I get in my seal costume and go to sleep in my boat bed and do it all over again."

OOC: That post... In a word? WINNING.

[Romanium Imperium]

-Drops a penny in the tin.- @ WINNING

The Caesar's personal life is well; personal.

[Esternial]

Unknown, but it's been told he likes to plan world domination on Saturdays.

[Soviet Shlyapy]

Yapayetski. My name is Aleksandr Tchaikovsky, 39 years old and the elected Prime Minister of the Soviet Parliament of Soviet Shlyapy. As a socialist state, I am well renowned by my citizens as a loving man, bringing freedom to the peoples of Polis, and the state. I have this thing for 'Good Education' and 'Outstanding Healthcare' but I am also known to have strict Police regulations.

In the morning, I wake up in my house, located on a mountain-ridge, just outside of Polis. From here, I can see parliament, the Polis Church of Shlyapy and isle of Exhibition. My house is very modern, it has a bunker just built into the mountain side (built before I entered power, it was the home and hide-away place of the evil John Miller, a Capitalist overrun by his own people), and I have a pool. No rich man's house is complete without some sort of pool. After getting changed into a black suit and tie, I head off for '№ 3 Parliament Street' - like '10 Downing Street', but more modern - from there I have full Shlyapyan breakfast, I may have big house and nice suit, but this does not make me feel close to the citizens.

In the evening after an hour or so of conferences, I head back to mountain side home, maybe drop by at the square and meet a few of my citizens (no sustainable nation can not survive without listening to the hearts of your nation). When I get home, I stay in warm jacuzzi for some time (it's not exact, I'm a busy man). Then on a clear night, I stare at the night sky, or get my telescope out and ponder about the universe. If it's not a clear night I just get in bed with my wife.

Any questions?

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OOC: For people who are asking, Yapayetski is a formal greeting in Cyrillic Shlyapyan, the National Language. See 'The National Language' in Wiki for more details.

[YaoiFangirlLand]

Hej, My name is Allison "Gretchen" Thedgerow, Evil dictator President of Greenland and Russia. When I'm not trying to screw my nation over lead my country in the most sensible and efficient way possible, I enjoy drawing, writing, and playing music. I try to care about the concerns of my people, but sometimes my crazy and sadistic ideas get in the way. I'm rather random, yet willing to get along. Cross my path, however, and you'll be sorry....kolkolkolkol.....

OOC: Oh my God, a fellow Hetalia fan! Your flag is also badass!

[Atlanza]

Hello, I am Alex T. Sampson, President of Saurisia. I strive to run my country as fairly as possible. When I am not running the country, I spend most of my time playing video games, reading naughty magazines, and reading. I tend to hit on most Reptilian females I find attractive, much to the annoyance of my peers.

Hi, I am Commander-in-Chief David Santorez, I control all aspects of the Military and even run the country when the President isn't able to, like when he's vacationing with the girls he hits on. I am mated and have one ten year old son, David Jr., whom I care for greatly. However, my relationship with Sandy (Junior's mom) has been deteriorating for a while and now I've secretly been seeing several Reptilian women. I have never told anyone about this, and I hope I never will.

Hi, I'm Samantha Jacobson, I am Commander of the Army, which means I control the Army (though I let the Commander-in-Chief do most of the work). I am in relationship with President Sampson despite him flirting with other Reptile girls. I am child-minded and enjoy childish things like cartoons, sugary cereal, and stuffed toys.

what do you mean by "naughty magazines"?