
by YaoiFangirlLand » Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:42 pm

by YaoiFangirlLand » Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:42 pm

by Celtica Morgland » Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:48 pm

by Reddonia-Bluecivok » Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:55 pm
YaoiFangirlLand wrote:Hello, my name is Kofryna Maekshovi-ka, 16-year-old Empress of the Empire of YaoiFangirlLand. From the outside, I look like a prim, stern, proper yet compassionate and kind girl who has always been lifted on a pedestal of money and power. Sure, that’s all nice, and although this sounds ridiculously cliché, I just…want to be a normal teen. Don’t get me wrong, being an Empress is amazing, but one can only take so much politics, proper-ness, executive decisions, stress, and facades without going insane. I’m only 16! I would still be a carefree princess if it weren’t for those fucking Tyenese assassins that murdered my parents last year!
Every few days, Svenna Mishavi-la comes out to play. That’s my alter ego. I’m an obscenely rich, powerful girl with long straight brown hair, usually tied in a single braid, and I have blue eyes. Svenna, however, is a middle-class, average, law-abiding citizen with mid-length wavy blonde hair with brown eyes, and wears casual, sexy clothes she often buys on her shopping sprees with Kofryna’s best friend, Mitsi Lonwa-ya. She goes clubbing, shopping, and hangs out with Mitsi’s friends, who know the truth. Even though Kofryna owns plenty of sports cars and limos, she also owns a dirty, beat-up, second hand minivan for these trips. Sometimes she even brings her little brother, Tolys Maekshovi-ka—aka Bosko Mishavi-la—so that he can experience a somewhat normal childhood.
No one—except the maids that help Tolys and I, and Mitsi’s friends—can ever know about this. And so I go on, ruling my Empire like a good Empress, hoping that one day I can go out without needing a disguise.

by Whiskey Hill » Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:58 pm


by Saurisisia » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:01 pm

by Reddonia-Bluecivok » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:04 pm

by Celtica Morgland » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:15 pm
Reddonia-Bluecivok wrote:Hello, i am the red Zealot, and you are all nooby infidels because you do not follow the pure words of the Flag, a being like none other, that is all for that is all I ever talk about!

by Reddonia-Bluecivok » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:16 pm

by Celtica Morgland » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:20 pm

by Beldonia » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:21 pm

by Late Republican Rome » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:25 pm

by Greenland and Russia » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:26 pm

by Yuktova » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:26 pm
Goldsaver said: This is murder, not a romantic date!

by Liber Pacifica » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:27 pm

by Galenaima » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:28 pm
Oterro wrote:I read it in Latest Forum Topics and was like; ''oho, some chap managed to keep himself seated for 2 years and finally stood up!''
But no. Morbidly obese man dies in chair, covered in shit.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Is Hell North Korea off earth?
Wikkiwallana wrote:I don't like flamish anyone. It distresses me to see people on fire. People who like to get involved with their own gender don't bother me at all though.

by Classic Rock n Roll » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:32 pm

by Imperiya » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:36 pm
Avenio wrote:Oh no! You've uncovered our secret ambition to control the world and twirl our moustaches evilly! Quick, left-wing hivemind, to the underground lair, before the God-fearing, honest conservative American patriots righteously strike us down and institute an apple pie-and-baseball-scented utopia!

by Chrellion » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:39 pm

by Grays Harbor » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:41 pm
Your leader's personal life?

by Imperium Neo Roma » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:52 pm


by Fulma » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:56 pm
Fulma the ninja would definitely be victorious, though.
It's not an inside joke but I just realized how it could be one you bastard.
EW IMPERIALISTIC EMPIRE
Populist left-of-center republic must smash D:< [no offense ]

by Northpolistan » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:00 pm

by Celtica Morgland » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:03 pm
Imperium Neo Roma wrote:(Image)
Emperor Gaius Julius Caesar Marcellus, arriving in Rome, on the holiday of Lupercalia, his Praetorian Guard, and several Legionnaires cheer him on.
Mark me, profligates. I am Emperor Gaius Julius Caesar Marcellus, my loyal subjects have the honorable privilege of calling me Emperor Marcellus, slaves and outsiders like yourselves may not, of course.
I spend my life dealing with foreign threats, inside threats, and generally anything that displeases me. Constantly, the senate does something annoying, I usually have to put them in their place, with violence, if necessary. De facto I am the leader of The Imperial Legions, from the first to the last, to Legion Forty Three to Legion One Hundred and sixty eight. Not only that, I have composed several symphonys, had four wives, each bearing a heir, and own the best wine in all of Neo Roma, if not the world.
Know that at this moment, it is the ides of march, the day my ancestor, the original Caesar, was assassinated, I dare these 'leaders' to even attempt to live up to his greatness.
I may be aging, but know this, I will gladly defeat any of you that dare challenge me on the fields of honor, with sword, or gun.

by Imperium Neo Roma » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:09 pm
Celtica Morgland wrote:Imperium Neo Roma wrote:(Image)
Emperor Gaius Julius Caesar Marcellus, arriving in Rome, on the holiday of Lupercalia, his Praetorian Guard, and several Legionnaires cheer him on.
Mark me, profligates. I am Emperor Gaius Julius Caesar Marcellus, my loyal subjects have the honorable privilege of calling me Emperor Marcellus, slaves and outsiders like yourselves may not, of course.
I spend my life dealing with foreign threats, inside threats, and generally anything that displeases me. Constantly, the senate does something annoying, I usually have to put them in their place, with violence, if necessary. De facto I am the leader of The Imperial Legions, from the first to the last, to Legion Forty Three to Legion One Hundred and sixty eight. Not only that, I have composed several symphonys, had four wives, each bearing a heir, and own the best wine in all of Neo Roma, if not the world.
Know that at this moment, it is the ides of march, the day my ancestor, the original Caesar, was assassinated, I dare these 'leaders' to even attempt to live up to his greatness.
I may be aging, but know this, I will gladly defeat any of you that dare challenge me on the fields of honor, with sword, or gun.
I have a guestion wasent the original Caesars nephew the first emperor or was it Julius cause i forget
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