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Who will OP MMW Number 9?

Nua Corda
75
39%
Kouralia
25
13%
Spreewerke
46
24%
Coltarin
21
11%
Aqizithiuda
26
13%
 
Total votes : 193
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Samozaryadnyastan
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Posts: 19987
Founded: Mar 08, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Samozaryadnyastan » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:04 pm

M2A1 for post 12700
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You know, it looks better as page top.
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Call me Para.
In IC, I am to be referred to as The People's Republic of Samozniy Russia
Malgrave wrote:You are secretly Vladimir Putin using this forum to promote Russian weapons and tracking down and killing those who oppose you.
^ trufax
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Hurtful Thoughts
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Posts: 7567
Founded: Sep 09, 2005
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Hurtful Thoughts » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:05 pm

Page 509...
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Factbook and general referance thread.
HOI <- Storefront (WiP)
Due to population-cuts, military-size currently being revised

The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television.
Mokostana wrote:See, Hurty cared not if the mission succeeded or not, as long as it was spectacular trainwreck. Sometimes that was the host Nation firing a SCUD into a hospital to destroy a foreign infection and accidentally sparking a rebellion... or accidentally starting the Mokan Drug War

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Samozaryadnyastan
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Founded: Mar 08, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Samozaryadnyastan » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:07 pm

Cool, means if the thread survives another page we can top with StG57.
Sapphire's WA Regional Delegate.
Call me Para.
In IC, I am to be referred to as The People's Republic of Samozniy Russia
Malgrave wrote:You are secretly Vladimir Putin using this forum to promote Russian weapons and tracking down and killing those who oppose you.
^ trufax
Samozniy foreign industry will one day return...
I unfortunately don't RP.
Puppets: The Federal Republic of the Samozniy Space Corps (PMT) and The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of Imperializt Russia (PT).
Take the Furry Test today!
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Coltarin
Senator
 
Posts: 4221
Founded: Mar 26, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Coltarin » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:09 pm

Where the hell is trans ?
Coltarin (AKA Colt)
Paintis Bulpupis

Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.
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United Paradisia
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Posts: 787
Founded: Dec 13, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby United Paradisia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:10 pm

Sooooooooo tired :(
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Bajireyn
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Posts: 6691
Founded: Jun 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Bajireyn » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:11 pm

United Paradisia wrote:Sooooooooo tired :(

THIS IS NOT OF MMW MATERIAL! GO BACK TO GENERAL!

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Anyways, not a MMW, but the Tsavonian M.1900 Bayonet.
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Samozaryadnyastan
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Founded: Mar 08, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Samozaryadnyastan » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:12 pm

>.>
<.<

Mods are asleep.

Post sinks?
Sapphire's WA Regional Delegate.
Call me Para.
In IC, I am to be referred to as The People's Republic of Samozniy Russia
Malgrave wrote:You are secretly Vladimir Putin using this forum to promote Russian weapons and tracking down and killing those who oppose you.
^ trufax
Samozniy foreign industry will one day return...
I unfortunately don't RP.
Puppets: The Federal Republic of the Samozniy Space Corps (PMT) and The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of Imperializt Russia (PT).
Take the Furry Test today!
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Bajireyn
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Posts: 6691
Founded: Jun 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Bajireyn » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:12 pm

Samozaryadnyastan wrote:>.>
<.<

Mods are asleep.

Post sinks?

Sinks you say?
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The Seat of Sundered Kings
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Posts: 48
Founded: Mar 31, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby The Seat of Sundered Kings » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:14 pm

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'Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour.'
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Purpelia
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Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:15 pm

A pony! Quick, *** it before it gets away!
- Excited Purpelian
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


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Bajireyn
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Posts: 6691
Founded: Jun 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Bajireyn » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:15 pm

The Seat of Sundered Kings wrote:(Image)

Nope

NOPE

NOPE

NOPE

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Coltarin
Senator
 
Posts: 4221
Founded: Mar 26, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Coltarin » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:16 pm

Kill them all
Coltarin (AKA Colt)
Paintis Bulpupis

Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.
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Samozaryadnyastan
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Posts: 19987
Founded: Mar 08, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Samozaryadnyastan » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:16 pm

Yes, sinks.
Sapphire's WA Regional Delegate.
Call me Para.
In IC, I am to be referred to as The People's Republic of Samozniy Russia
Malgrave wrote:You are secretly Vladimir Putin using this forum to promote Russian weapons and tracking down and killing those who oppose you.
^ trufax
Samozniy foreign industry will one day return...
I unfortunately don't RP.
Puppets: The Federal Republic of the Samozniy Space Corps (PMT) and The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of Imperializt Russia (PT).
Take the Furry Test today!
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Purpelia
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Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:16 pm

I bet y'all don't love cats either.
Last edited by Purpelia on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.
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The Seat of Sundered Kings
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 48
Founded: Mar 31, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby The Seat of Sundered Kings » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:16 pm

Bajireyn wrote:
The Seat of Sundered Kings wrote:(Image)

Nope

NOPE

NOPE

NOPE

Image
Last edited by The Seat of Sundered Kings on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
'Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour.'
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Hurtful Thoughts
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Posts: 7567
Founded: Sep 09, 2005
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Hurtful Thoughts » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:17 pm

Bajireyn wrote:
The Seat of Sundered Kings wrote:(Image)

Nope

NOPE

NOPE

NOPE

Agreed comrade, equine desserves ursine Dragoon Mosin-Obrez to the face.
Last edited by Hurtful Thoughts on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Factbook and general referance thread.
HOI <- Storefront (WiP)
Due to population-cuts, military-size currently being revised

The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television.
Mokostana wrote:See, Hurty cared not if the mission succeeded or not, as long as it was spectacular trainwreck. Sometimes that was the host Nation firing a SCUD into a hospital to destroy a foreign infection and accidentally sparking a rebellion... or accidentally starting the Mokan Drug War

Blackhelm Confederacy wrote:If there was only a "like" button for NS posts....
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Purpelia
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Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:18 pm

Y'all would not make good Purpelians.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.
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Bajireyn
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Posts: 6691
Founded: Jun 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Bajireyn » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:18 pm

Samozaryadnyastan wrote:Yes, sinks.

Image

The Seat of Sundered Kings wrote:
Bajireyn wrote:Nope

NOPE

NOPE

NOPE

Image

I'm now legitimately scared.
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Black Hand
Senator
 
Posts: 3541
Founded: Apr 17, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Black Hand » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:18 pm

The Seat of Sundered Kings wrote:
Bajireyn wrote:Nope

NOPE

NOPE

NOPE

Image

I say this again
Black Hand wrote:
Yes Im Biop wrote:What?

When in doubt, Frag out.
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Servus patriae
C&C Based PMT
Pax Per potestatem
I live in a World all my own.
Puzikas wrote:You clearly don't know about the baby bald eagle built into each one.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Why is there a "joke option" included in the poll when "yes" is already there?

Fordorsia wrote:Sight rib? Like a barbecue?

Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?

San-Silvacian wrote:Nothing says I love you like a fine Belgian firearm.

Bezombia wrote: "glorious discharge"
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Samozaryadnyastan
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Posts: 19987
Founded: Mar 08, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Samozaryadnyastan » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:18 pm

Purpelia wrote:I bet y'all don't love cats either.

My love of cats is not possible to quantify with existing english-language terms.
Sapphire's WA Regional Delegate.
Call me Para.
In IC, I am to be referred to as The People's Republic of Samozniy Russia
Malgrave wrote:You are secretly Vladimir Putin using this forum to promote Russian weapons and tracking down and killing those who oppose you.
^ trufax
Samozniy foreign industry will one day return...
I unfortunately don't RP.
Puppets: The Federal Republic of the Samozniy Space Corps (PMT) and The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of Imperializt Russia (PT).
Take the Furry Test today!
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Bajireyn
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6691
Founded: Jun 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Bajireyn » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:19 pm

Purpelia wrote:Y'all would not make good Purpelians.

Good.

You people scare me more than that face.
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Hurtful Thoughts
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7567
Founded: Sep 09, 2005
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Hurtful Thoughts » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:20 pm

Frag in.

Image
Factbook and general referance thread.
HOI <- Storefront (WiP)
Due to population-cuts, military-size currently being revised

The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television.
Mokostana wrote:See, Hurty cared not if the mission succeeded or not, as long as it was spectacular trainwreck. Sometimes that was the host Nation firing a SCUD into a hospital to destroy a foreign infection and accidentally sparking a rebellion... or accidentally starting the Mokan Drug War

Blackhelm Confederacy wrote:If there was only a "like" button for NS posts....
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Liugark
Diplomat
 
Posts: 718
Founded: Aug 07, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Liugark » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:20 pm

....Wut.
"looks like the guy is having very intimate anal intercourse while licking his head because hes holding a bottle of some german shite" - IRC madness.
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Purpelia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:21 pm

Samozaryadnyastan wrote:
Purpelia wrote:I bet y'all don't love cats either.

My love of cats is not possible to quantify with existing english-language terms.

Cats are fun.

Bajireyn wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Y'all would not make good Purpelians.

Good.

You people scare me more than that face.

Excellent. That's exactly what I intended with them. Purpelia is in many ways our dark side. Also, it is quite a lot of cats, all 1000 of them.
Last edited by Purpelia on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.
Top
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Bajireyn
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6691
Founded: Jun 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Bajireyn » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:21 pm

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:
Bajireyn wrote:Nope

NOPE

NOPE

NOPE

Agreed comrade, equine desserves ursine Dragoon Mosin-Obrez to the face.

No, Gulag Nagant.

However, the Obrez will work in the absence of one.
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