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Who will OP MMW Number 9?

Nua Corda
75
39%
Kouralia
25
13%
Spreewerke
46
24%
Coltarin
21
11%
Aqizithiuda
26
13%
 
Total votes : 193

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Samozaryadnyastan
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Posts: 19987
Founded: Mar 08, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Samozaryadnyastan » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:04 pm

Meh.
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Call me Para.
In IC, I am to be referred to as The People's Republic of Samozniy Russia
Malgrave wrote:You are secretly Vladimir Putin using this forum to promote Russian weapons and tracking down and killing those who oppose you.
^ trufax
Samozniy foreign industry will one day return...
I unfortunately don't RP.
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Benomia
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Founded: Oct 23, 2012
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Postby Benomia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:05 pm

and PAGE 508
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
(-9.8, -10.0)
Map of Benomia
NS's Resident Floydian
Left 4 Dead RP
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Coltarin
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Posts: 4221
Founded: Mar 26, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Coltarin » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:25 pm

time to see how far we can make it
Coltarin (AKA Colt)
Paintis Bulpupis


Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.

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Purpelia
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Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
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Postby Purpelia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:28 pm

You'll jinx it.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Samozaryadnyastan
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Posts: 19987
Founded: Mar 08, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Samozaryadnyastan » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:29 pm

Coltarin wrote:time to see how far we can make it

This was always the game.
We are now beyond the game.

Gentlemen, we have broken time.
Sapphire's WA Regional Delegate.
Call me Para.
In IC, I am to be referred to as The People's Republic of Samozniy Russia
Malgrave wrote:You are secretly Vladimir Putin using this forum to promote Russian weapons and tracking down and killing those who oppose you.
^ trufax
Samozniy foreign industry will one day return...
I unfortunately don't RP.
Puppets: The Federal Republic of the Samozniy Space Corps (PMT) and The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of Imperializt Russia (PT).
Take the Furry Test today!

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The Seat of Sundered Kings
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Posts: 48
Founded: Mar 31, 2013
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Postby The Seat of Sundered Kings » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:29 pm

Samozaryadnyastan wrote:
Coltarin wrote:time to see how far we can make it

This was always the game.
We are now beyond the game.

Gentlemen, we have broken time.

Mentlegen
'Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour.'

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Benomia
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Posts: 14615
Founded: Oct 23, 2012
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Postby Benomia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:30 pm

because PAGE .508

Image
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
(-9.8, -10.0)
Map of Benomia
NS's Resident Floydian
Left 4 Dead RP
Want me to explain life to you?

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The Seat of Sundered Kings
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Posts: 48
Founded: Mar 31, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby The Seat of Sundered Kings » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:34 pm

Benomia wrote:because PAGE .508

(Image)

That's .500, not .508.

Let's have M8 pr0n.

Image

75mm Howitzer mmw gogogo
'Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour.'

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Purpelia
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Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
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Postby Purpelia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:35 pm

75mm Howitzer mmw gogogo

Hand held. Drum fed. Full auto.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Benomia
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Founded: Oct 23, 2012
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Postby Benomia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:43 pm

The Seat of Sundered Kings wrote:
Benomia wrote:because PAGE .508

(Image)

That's .500, not .508.

Let's have M8 pr0n.


It's .508 as much as the .50 BMG is actually .51.
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
(-9.8, -10.0)
Map of Benomia
NS's Resident Floydian
Left 4 Dead RP
Want me to explain life to you?

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The Seat of Sundered Kings
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Posts: 48
Founded: Mar 31, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby The Seat of Sundered Kings » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:45 pm

Purpelia wrote:
75mm Howitzer mmw gogogo

Hand held. Drum fed. Full auto.

Why am I not seeing the words bull-pup and bayonet-capable?
'Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour.'

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Coltarin
Senator
 
Posts: 4221
Founded: Mar 26, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Coltarin » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:45 pm

Samozaryadnyastan wrote:
Coltarin wrote:time to see how far we can make it

This was always the game.
We are now beyond the game.

Gentlemen, we have broken time.

so what is corda's thread a moot point?
Coltarin (AKA Colt)
Paintis Bulpupis


Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.

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New Tsavon
Minister
 
Posts: 2764
Founded: Mar 20, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby New Tsavon » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:47 pm

This thread has gone on for a silly amount of time.
Ave Nex Alea

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Black Hand
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Posts: 3541
Founded: Apr 17, 2012
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Postby Black Hand » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:50 pm

the thread has been active 4 about 8 hours and we've made it eight pages that's as fast as the new one almost (11pages)
Servus patriae
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Puzikas wrote:You clearly don't know about the baby bald eagle built into each one.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Why is there a "joke option" included in the poll when "yes" is already there?

Fordorsia wrote:Sight rib? Like a barbecue?

Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?

San-Silvacian wrote:Nothing says I love you like a fine Belgian firearm.

Bezombia wrote: "glorious discharge"

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Purpelia
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Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:52 pm

Is it a race now?
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Coltarin
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Posts: 4221
Founded: Mar 26, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Coltarin » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:52 pm

New Tsavon wrote:This thread has gone on for a silly amount of time.

I'm so confused right now
Coltarin (AKA Colt)
Paintis Bulpupis


Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.

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Coltarin
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Posts: 4221
Founded: Mar 26, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Coltarin » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:53 pm

Purpelia wrote:Is it a race now?

yeah, which thread ends first
Coltarin (AKA Colt)
Paintis Bulpupis


Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.

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Liugark
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Posts: 718
Founded: Aug 07, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Liugark » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:54 pm

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Serev Faction
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Posts: 245
Founded: May 03, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Serev Faction » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:54 pm

The Seat of Sundered Kings wrote:
Benomia wrote:because PAGE .508

(Image)

That's .500, not .508.

Let's have M8 pr0n.

Image

75mm Howitzer mmw gogogo


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Ularn
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Founded: Oct 23, 2011
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Postby Ularn » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:56 pm

Samozaryadnyastan wrote:Me and Purp both reported it in the 'thread lock' report thread, but the mods may have ignored it (despite both of us citing the 500 page limit) because it's supposedly only if you are the author of that thread.

The OP is the only person who can request an early thread lock. However, locking 500 page threads isn't a matter for anyone's discretion and the mods will lock them as they become aware of them regardless of who tells them about it - just like when a thread gets locked for rulebreaking.

It might be that threadlocks are outwith the privileges of certain more junior forum mods though, in which case they're waiting on a more senior one to come online and deal with it. I doubt that's the case though, given I'm pretty sure Trans has threadlock powers and he's one of the most junior forum mods around (he's only been one for a few months, right?) at the moment.

Most likely none of them have checked the megathreads yet and Beno's report was ignored because it hadn't reached 500 at the time. I posted a bump in that report all the same.
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Coltarin
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Founded: Mar 26, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Coltarin » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:00 pm

Ularn wrote:
Samozaryadnyastan wrote:Me and Purp both reported it in the 'thread lock' report thread, but the mods may have ignored it (despite both of us citing the 500 page limit) because it's supposedly only if you are the author of that thread.

The OP is the only person who can request an early thread lock. However, locking 500 page threads isn't a matter for anyone's discretion and the mods will lock them as they become aware of them regardless of who tells them about it. It might be that threadlocks are outwith the privileges of certain more junior forum mods though, in which case they're waiting on a more senior one to come online and deal with it. I doubt that's the case though, given I'm pretty sure Trans has threadlock powers and he's one of the most junior forum mods around (he's only been one for a few months, right?) at the moment.

Most likely none of them have checked the megathreads yet and Beno's report was ignored because it hadn't reached 500 at the time. I posted a bump in that report all the same.

Still it's lulzy
Coltarin (AKA Colt)
Paintis Bulpupis


Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.

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Benomia
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Posts: 14615
Founded: Oct 23, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Benomia » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:00 pm

Ularn wrote:
Samozaryadnyastan wrote:Me and Purp both reported it in the 'thread lock' report thread, but the mods may have ignored it (despite both of us citing the 500 page limit) because it's supposedly only if you are the author of that thread.

The OP is the only person who can request an early thread lock. However, locking 500 page threads isn't a matter for anyone's discretion and the mods will lock them as they become aware of them regardless of who tells them about it. It might be that threadlocks are outwith the privileges of certain more junior forum mods though, in which case they're waiting on a more senior one to come online and deal with it. I doubt that's the case though, given I'm pretty sure Trans has threadlock powers and he's one of the most junior forum mods around (he's only been one for a few months, right?) at the moment.

Most likely none of them have checked the megathreads yet and Beno's report was ignored because it hadn't reached 500 at the time. I posted a bump in that report all the same.


Trans locked Mk. VI, although who locked Mod 7 remains a mystery.
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
(-9.8, -10.0)
Map of Benomia
NS's Resident Floydian
Left 4 Dead RP
Want me to explain life to you?

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Bajireyn
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Posts: 6691
Founded: Jun 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Bajireyn » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:01 pm

Coltarin wrote:
Ularn wrote:The OP is the only person who can request an early thread lock. However, locking 500 page threads isn't a matter for anyone's discretion and the mods will lock them as they become aware of them regardless of who tells them about it. It might be that threadlocks are outwith the privileges of certain more junior forum mods though, in which case they're waiting on a more senior one to come online and deal with it. I doubt that's the case though, given I'm pretty sure Trans has threadlock powers and he's one of the most junior forum mods around (he's only been one for a few months, right?) at the moment.

Most likely none of them have checked the megathreads yet and Beno's report was ignored because it hadn't reached 500 at the time. I posted a bump in that report all the same.

Still it's lulzy

This thread shall become a lulzmonument to the MMW thread and its posters.
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Hurtful Thoughts
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Posts: 7567
Founded: Sep 09, 2005
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Hurtful Thoughts » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:02 pm

Wait, only 75mm?

Ruskies did a 82mm...

Remind me to make a bullpup 82mm nuclear RR with a bayonet-mount.
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Samozaryadnyastan
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Founded: Mar 08, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Samozaryadnyastan » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:03 pm

6P62 for post 12700
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Sapphire's WA Regional Delegate.
Call me Para.
In IC, I am to be referred to as The People's Republic of Samozniy Russia
Malgrave wrote:You are secretly Vladimir Putin using this forum to promote Russian weapons and tracking down and killing those who oppose you.
^ trufax
Samozniy foreign industry will one day return...
I unfortunately don't RP.
Puppets: The Federal Republic of the Samozniy Space Corps (PMT) and The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of Imperializt Russia (PT).
Take the Furry Test today!

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