The Secondary Crossoverian Presidential Elections

[Nationalist England]

England supports the Theocratic Party. Insh’allah, brothers.

[Feyrisshire]

In an unexpected move, the People's State of Feyrisshire and the Feyrisshire Grand Council of Foreign Relations have reportedly unofficially expressed their support for Crossoveria's Theocratic Party in the upcoming Secondary Crossoverian Presidential Elections. Which is a surprising move, considering that another Marxist Communist party, the Babushka Party, is also running in the elections and Feyrisshire seem to have snubbed them.

Unconfirmed reports have surfaced however, that High Princess Reissechi Yuri and Chief Counciloress of Foreign Relations have snubbed the Babushka Party and condemned them as "revisionists", and turned their support for the Theocratic Party led by Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin, and Tariq Al Akhtar. It was said that the reasons include hopes that the Theocratic Party would be a "bulwark against US imperialism", as well as help in the "struggle against the animals wearing clothes and animals wearing no clothes". It is to be noted however, that Feyrisshire is no stranger in supporting Islamists in other countries.

It has been reported that catgirls have been seen near the electoral offices of the Theocratic Party handing black bags full of money to Taliban-looking Muslim mullahs wearing turbans. One Taliban-looking Muslim mullah man, who has a long beard while wearing a turban reportedly shaked his hands with a catgirl and received a big black bag full of cash, and upon seeing the catgirl shouted "Allah Akbar!". Not only are these reports farcical, but they are still unconfirmed.

[The Imagination Animals]

This is another ad campaign for the Babushka Party

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Porkchop Funnie claims to be the Bulwark against oppression and authoritarianism, and promises equal rights for all. However, these rights would not be guaranteed to humans, as Funnie is more likely to distribute equal rights to anthropomorphs. We aren’t sure how humans will be treated under Funnie, but it’s likely he’ll treat them like we treated them last decade, which is horribly.

Also, Funnie says that he wants to improve diplomatic relations with all countries in the world, but this will include imperialist nations that will hurt the soil of our lands, including the United States. He is also very much supportive of the Treaty of Elmore, which will without doubt turn Crossoveria into a puppet state with the same domestic and foreign policy as the country that wrote the treaty. That isn’t without mentioning the end of Communism in Crossoveria.

Porkchop Funnie is not a hero of the anthros. He is a corrupt politician masquerading as a modernist who will inevitably convert Crossoveria into a failed anarchic puppet state. Is this want you want the future of Crossoveria to be?

Mustafa Aydem will solve all your problems. Proletariat liberty will be delivered on your doorstep, and we will end the pain and suffering of the working class. He will also grant you all real Civil Liberties, and Communize Crossoveria. What do you say, comrades?

#VoteAydem2021

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Communist? Worker?
You got the right guy to vote for!




Vote Mustafa Aydem for President of the Republic of Crossoveria
PAID FOR BY THE BABUSHKA PARTY

Communist Reform
Proletariat Liberty
Civil Liberties Granted
Workers to be given freedom
Bourgeois oppressors eliminated
Communizing Crossoveria

[The Imagination Animals]

This is another ad campaign for the Casterman Party.

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Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin: Muslim Cleric, popular candidate, and future oppressor.

Al Meskin is nowhere near a leader to trust because he’ll end up hurting the soil of our country unlike anything it has ever seen before (he’ll make Zeeter Saldivar look like a populist). For starters, Al Meskin will be up for segregation, slavery, and mass executions. Women’s rights and LGBT rights will be repressed, and possibly Anthro and Hefflist rights. All traces of democracy, liberalism, and tolerance will be erased, but that’s not all.

Al Meskin has sworn to destroy the Treaty of Elmore with Cartoonia and kick the Toons out of Crossoveria. This will likely cause a third war that will destroy our country even more. We could fall under the hands of imperials taking our lands thanks to Al Meskin’s policies. We cannot afford to go to war with Cartoonia again, and Al Meskin will not care about what the consequences of the war will be.

It is advised you think twice about voting for Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin. Instead, vote for Kipper Woofler. He will ensure the people of Crossoveria are granted freedom of expression, the right to practice their religion freely, and better living conditions. Children and Anthros will be giving full fledged rights, and we will come to terms with the nation of Cartoonia.

Vote Kipper Woofler for President. He is a REAL representative of the people.

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A REAL REPRESENTATIVES OF THE PEOPLE

VOTE
Kipper Woofler

Benefits:
Freedom of Expression
Freedom of Religion
Free Healthcare and Education
Child and Anthro Rights
More Stability
Better Diplomatic Relations with Cartoonia


Paid for by the Casterman Party

[Wormfodder Delivery]

The Wormfodder Delivery Service wonders how one is a representative of the people when they have barely 5% of the vote.
If one were to go after the truest sense of the word, wouldn't Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin be the true representative of the people? Given that current predictions say that a majority of voters want him and he also has great international support behind him?
Wouldn't then claiming to be the representative make Mr. Woofler a liar and Hypocrite? Strange, isn't it?

[The Imagination Animals]

From: Our Dear Supreme Leader Waldemar Rochester
To: The Wormfodder Delivery Service

To whomever is concerned,

We understand the confusion. As you should know, Mr. Woofler has tried to warn voters of Mr. Al Meskin’s agenda, that being he’s make the country a fascist religious fundamentalist country. Al Meskin’s Theocratic Party was reported to plan to prohibit basic human rights, which Mr. Woofler had advocated for.

Mr. Woofler used the last bit of his campaign ads possible to make it to the Finals. But he’s not going to make it anyway, so, why not?

Signed,

Waldemar Rochester
Supreme Leader of Crossoveria

P.S.: At least Mr. Al Meskin will make it to the Finals

[Salafist Wahhabi Japan]

Praise be to Allah that all of Japan has now converted to Islam and our Prime Minister Shinzo Abe (he has now returned after the resignation of the previous PM) has now returned to Islam and is now a part of the Ummah! Inshallah!

On this day hereon we will use the wealth of the previous Japanese pagan and infidel to support our fellow brothers in the faith - Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin and Tariq al Akhtar - our brothers - as the leaders of the Theocratic Party, which we will support. The goals of the Theocratic Party are all noble, righteous and just, as they will bring Islam and its beauty to all the people of Crossoveria, truly a noble calling that we should support!

As fellow Muslims and brothers in the faith, the Islamic State of Japan gladly supports Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin and Tariq al Akhtar and the Theocratic Party in the Secondary Crossoverian Presidential Elections and gladly believes that they represent the democratic will of the people! We pray to Allah that there shall be no electoral fraud on this elections. Inshallah!

[Nono germani]

the german empire announces support for mr funnie

[The Imagination Animals]

This is another ad campaign for the Theocratic Party.

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Kipper Woofler claims to be a "real representative of the people", but still refuses to accept the fact he is not very popular with the people. Woofler has went on a promise for better human rights and democracy, but the trouble is he lets the Supreme Leader of this country (Waldemar Rochester) oppress our people and continue his authoritative tendencies. If Woofler is re-elected, which is very unlikely, he could continue to let the Supreme Leader possess unprecedented control over Crossoveria.

The worst thing about Woofler's presidency is that he had allowed foreign investments in Crossoveria, making us a target of imperialism. As we know, imperialism is not, and never will be, welcome in Crossoveria, but Mr. Woofler ignores that. This was the very thing our founding father advocated against, and Mr. Woofler wants to soil it. He will continue to let the imperialists police us with THEIR domestic policies, NOT ours.

As such, Woofler has failed as not only a candidate, but as a leader in general. Do you want him to continue leading our glorious country?

Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin is the guy to vote for. He will Islamize Crossoveria but he will recognize the rights of others and ensure Crossoveria is free from the threat of terrorism. Al Meskin is for religious protection, and against imperialism, and he plans to bring Crossoveria into a new era. May our glorious homeland be blessed.

Vote Hamad for President!

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VOTE!

Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin
for President of the Republic of Crossoveria

May Crossoveria be blessed!

Religious Protection
Bringing Crossoveria to a new era
Anti-imperialism
Conservatism
Islamizing Crossoveria

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PAID FOR BY THE THEOCRATIC PARTY OF CROSSOVERIA.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

The Federation of Democratic Exodian Territories stands with the Theocrats.

[Surrealist Patagonia]

Le Patron continues to reaffirm support for the Theocratic Party and is jubilant that Hamad is leading the polls and is looking at a majority in Parliament. He warns against the fifth columnist and shadowy elements conspiring against Hamad that any move against Crossoverian democracy and its people's decision to choose for the Theocrats would have "grave consequences".

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Prussia-Poland reaffirms it's firm support for the Theocratic Party and, in conjunction with Surrealist Patagonia, firmly warns all parties that any attempt to skew the election results would result in Prussia-Poland intervening to protect democracy in Crossoveria.

Shortly after this, an unencrypted, high-priority message arrives at the headquarters of Crossoveria's military, seemingly coming from nowhere.

TO: CROSSOVERIAN MILITARY HEADQUARTERS FROM: Ç̵̼͑G̷̝͕̓͠N̸̥̐-̶̰̱̔͂1̴̬͈̔ ̴̙̗͑O̸͇͊͜R̴̟̫̃͐P̸͈̈́ ̶͉̏V̸͙͚͐i̴̙͖͒s̷͍̾͛b̶̝̕͝y̸̧̜̒̊
PRIORITY: FLASH
MESSAGE FOLLOWS:

O̸'̴e̵r̸ ̸s̵i̷l̷v̶e̶r̷ ̴s̶e̷a̴s̶ ̶a̵n̸d̶ ̸A̵z̴u̶r̸e̴ ̶L̵a̸n̵e̴s̸;̸
̶V̵i̵s̷b̴y̸ ̸c̴o̵m̸e̶s̸,̶ ̶w̶i̶t̸h̸ ̷f̸l̵e̷e̶t̸ ̸i̶n̴ ̵t̶r̸a̵i̵n̷;̴
̸G̶i̵f̶t̸s̴ ̵o̷f̶ ̵s̷h̵o̵t̴ ̸a̷n̴d̴ ̷g̵i̷f̷t̵s̵ ̵o̸f̴ ̸s̸h̵e̴l̵l̵
̷S̸h̸e̷ ̵g̸i̸v̴e̶s̴ ̴t̵o̴ ̷t̶h̸e̸ ̶m̶e̸n̵ ̷s̸h̸e̷ ̴s̴e̸n̵d̶s̸ ̶t̵o̷ ̷h̶e̷l̴l̵.̸
̴
̶D̴e̵s̸t̷r̴o̸y̵e̸r̶,̵ ̵c̵o̵r̴v̴e̶t̴t̸e̶ ̶o̵r̵ ̴b̸a̴t̵t̵l̷e̷-̸s̵h̵i̸p̴;̸
̴A̴l̸l̸ ̷b̷r̶e̶a̴k̵ ̵b̴e̵f̸o̷r̸e̷ ̷h̴e̸r̸ ̶i̵r̷o̷n̸-̸g̶r̵i̷p̷
̶S̵o̷ ̸-̵-̶ ̸k̶n̶e̴e̶l̵,̴ ̶o̶ ̵C̵o̶n̸s̴c̵r̸i̷p̴t̷!̴ ̷W̵a̶i̷l̵,̶ ̴o̵ ̶K̷i̴n̴g̸!̷
̵M̵i̷s̵s̷i̷l̵e̷s̴ ̵c̴a̷r̸e̸ ̵n̴o̵t̷ ̸f̸o̴r̸ ̵m̷a̴n̵'̷s̶ ̷p̵e̸t̷t̸y̵ ̴t̵h̴i̸n̵g̵s̷!̷ ̶

MESSAGE ENDS

Z

[Atkemri]

The Federation of Atkemri would like to state its endorsement of the Theocratic party and will look forward to a bright and blessed future for Crossoveria under the sage rule of the astute Islamic scholar Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin

[Wormfodder Delivery]

Company Spokesworm

͎̦͔͖̜T̖͇̦̯̩h̺̦̫̲̠e͇̰̗̬̯ ͎̹̤̖͚W̯̫͙̩͉o͎̭̥̻͓r͉̩͍̤̙m̘̯̩̮̭f̤̰͍̯̪o͈̲͖̺͉d̠̜͎̫͙d̝͇̗̤ͅe̮̼̬̝̪r͍̤̭͇̻ ̻̟̤̺ͅD̬̗͇̝ͅḙ̱͍̙͙l̫͓̘̭ͅi̖̝̲̩̩v̮͉͈̫͇ẹ̣̭̲̺r̪̞̮̜͇y͎͔̝̱̭ ͚̱͍̞͎S̝̫̯͓ͅe̹͉̱̺͓r̹͕̜̰ͅv̘͉̤̹̣i͎̬͉͓͔c̯͇̣̩ͅe̙͎͓̝̻ ͓̟̩̻͙ọ̪̬̝̫f̗̙̘̭̜f̼̘̼̞̠i̻̬̝͉ͅc̼̪̺̲͍i͈͕͉̥̩a̭̞̭̟̘l̝̥̺̞͔l͙̲̣̜͇y̟̯̮̘ͅ ̜͚̳̝̩r̯̠̖̬̫e̤͖̻͚̘a͍̪͉̼̼f̹̩͚̤̘f̥̼̩̪͔i̼͎̦͇̳r̻̙͈̲̬m̯̱͔̻ͅs̤̯͎̯̥ ͕̼͉̱̝i͕̲͍̺̦t͕̘̘͇͖'̘̼͖̞ͅs̻͚̱͓͖ ̫̦̜̯̗s͙̝̪͈ͅṳ̦͉̝̪p͇̹̯̪͚p̪͍͔̪̝o̳̗̝͇̺r̞͇̥̟̻t̟̰͈̖̻ ͈̫̮͇ͅt͚̺̞̦ͅo̩̩̘͙̙ ͕̫͓̖̼t̖̖͕͎ͅh̘͚̜̪̜e̺͍̼̦͔ ͎̻̮̜̺T̻̳͕̹̞h̙̪̗͍̱e̼͈͖̤ͅo͙̱̙̼̣c̳̺͈̠̦r̺̘̬̟̦a̟̖͚͖͎ț̰͇̠ͅi̼͇̗͚̠c̭̥̖̳̝ ̟̼̙͖̫p̹̭̖ͅͅa͚͙̭̪̗r̯̱̝̬͇t̞̩̤ͅͅy̞̜̗̪͕ ̗̮̼̳̮a̭͕̩͎ͅn̙̣̹̻̩d̘̼͇̗ͅ ̺͇͍͉ͅt̼̖̖̰ͅḫ̜̣̱̝e̜͎͉̝͇ ̯̥͙̫̬w̲͙͉̰͎i̫͉̦͇̱l͖̣̖͔͚l̩̳̹͓̫ ̫̝̞͙̣o̻̖̼̦͖f͔͖̰͕ͅ ͖̪͕̻ͅṭ͉͔̮͖ḫ͉̠̯̗e͚̼̥͖͉ ͍̠͕̱̲p̩̘͓̫͉e̲̙͚̲̗o̬͙̮̬̼p͚̠̰̘͉l̬̟͎̦̰e̠̬̦͉̼ ͍͈̟̗̫f̩͕̺̹̞ọ̹͖̰̲r̬͓͍̻̝ ̟͖̘̗ͅS̠͍̦̜͔ẖ͖̝̝͍a͖͇̰̟ͅr͓̯̹͕͍i̩̗̱̹̣a̠̱͕̦͓ ̦͓͓̬̜L̖̣̭̱ͅa̱̜̞̙͉w̜̜͖̹̳ ̖̟̞̺͖ḭ̙̘͇ͅn̲͔͍͔̘ ̹̮̙̠̙C͔͔̘͇̞r͈̱̠̝̖o̼̭̟͎̼s͇͙̰̪̘s̠̠̘̪̬o͈̪̮͇ͅv̳̭̰̟̩e̬̦̫̫̞r̘̹̝̜̤i̠̲̥̙͎a̰͈͎̪͎.̲͚̟͙̖ ̠̹͓̫̱Ḭ̩͎̖͚t̜̭̮̗ͅ ̭̲̫͎͖a͉̠̮̖ͅl̮̣̪̳̩s̗͙̹͔̩o̻͈͖͚͖ ̰̪͍̣̲p̖̦̩̟̟l̝̺̥̘͕e͕̣̥̟ͅd̼͈̘̹ͅg̗̲̞̪͈e̜͎̞̲̲s͉̟̠ͅͅ ̠͈̘͖̙w̺̘̼̰̲a̪̣͉͚̖r̦̩̖͔̘ ̫̣̜͚ͅb͔̳̬͎͈o̰̭͇͎̞n̹͙̺̦̲d̼̲̘̯̬s͚̱̹̱͕ ̤͕̝̱̝a̖̗̞̩ͅn̲̱͍̝͚d͎̜̻̬̲ ̘͕̗̝͎i͉͔̳̫ͅn͎͎̬̣͈ṱ͉̭̣͚e̥̺̤̻̟r͚̩͖͉̙v̥̙̼̭͎e̪͙̲̰̹n̤̙̦̹̱t̟̪̞̞̬i̪̻̥͔̫ọ̣̰̰͎n̲̩̞̱̜s͎̬̘̪̱ ̯͍̜͉͙i̦̣̜̻̦n̗̭̤̤ͅ ̙̙̞̻̦t͖̹̰͈ͅh͔̻͔͇̻e͕̥̭̩ͅ ̠̟͈̺̟c̯̙̰̞͈a̜͇̩̼͚s͔̭͈̠̘e͍̫̱̩ͅ ̥̣͖̹̟t̗̖̜͇̪h͈̯̞̦̗ạ͎͔͍̬t̲̜̟̺̬ ͚͉̪͎͚s̻͕̖̬ͅo͓̠̲͕ͅm̟̹͚̹ͅe̜̤̺̜ͅ ͚̤͉̦̭f̱̥̲̪͕u͈̻̜͙̺n͔̘̣̱ͅn͖̱̜̝̤y̯͉͖̞͓ ̺̪̰̦̪b̰̟͔̮̱u͙̩̯̖̯s̫͉͓̦̻i̮̝̜̯̫n͖͚̱̯̗e͖̳̟͙͉ș̞̜̲̫s͉̞͔̫͎ ͇̺͓̩͈r͍̲͈͇͉e͚͓̞̤͚q̣̝̺̙͎u͎̱̺͖ͅi͖̭̗̩͕r̺͓͎̙̰i̹̖̦̙̹n̖̮̗͉͇g̫͔͍͕̲ ̬̘̘̲̙s̩̩̙̪͇u̬̠͎̜̪c͉͕̠̤͓h̤͚͈̻͎ ͙͇̤̠̥s̬̘̖̖̝ẖ̥͔͍̳o̪͙̬̟̪u͚͎͕̫̥ḻ̖̠̥ͅd̳̠̰̬̩ ͇͍̳̯̱h͍̩̗͈̤a͎͉͎̗̺p̼͎̩̟̲p̖̫̫̭͙e̳̹̤̩͈n̙̤̯̲̝.̰̩̞̻͈

The Wormfodder Delivery Service officially reaffirms it's support to the Theocratic party and the will of the people for Sharia Law in Crossoveria.
It also pledges war bonds and interventions in the case that some funny business requiring such should happen.

[The Imagination Animals]

Two more days to vote. We have two parties ready for the Final Election, but we still recommend you vote prior to Saturday this week.

- The Crossoverian Election Committee

[Cartoonia]

Telegram:
The Democratic Republic of Cartoonia Department of Foreign Affairs
9/23/2021

To Whom it may concern,

On behalf of his excellency, Supreme Leader Jimmy Kudo, and the government of Cartoonia. We continue to support both the Anthro and Casterman party, and it holds great concern with the Theocratic Party with its agenda of defying the Treaty of Elmore which was proposed to end war between the two nations. If all the analytics align with the current trends, we will be ready to renegotiate treaty terms and conditions. Of course, if there is refusal, we will quickly withdraw our ambassador and government aide and sevre ties.

Nevertheless, we look forward to the results of this new democratic system, after many years of autocratic dictatorial rule.

Thank you,
Raphtalia Iwatani, Secretary of Foreign Affairs

[The Imagination Animals]

From: Our Dear Supreme Leader Waldemar Rochester
To: Raphtalia Iwatani

Dear Ms. Iwatani,

As I've already said at the beginning of the Presidential Elections, these elections are unpredictable, and we will have to see what the results will be like hence come November. Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin of the Theocratic Party and Porkchop Funnie of the Anthro Party will face off against each other in the Finals. You may show support for the Anthro Party if you like, but I must warn you, Al Meskin's Theocratic Party has a ton of political support and endorsements from other countries as you can see, and might win the election. However, we cannot be for certain.

Right now, the best thing to do is to see what is the outcome of this election.

Signed,

Waldemar Rochester
Supreme Leader of Crossoveria

P.S.: Al Meskin is mad about the Treaty because if forbids Crossoveria to have a large military, plus concerns about imperialism

[Surrealist Patagonia]

CABLE MESSAGE

The Syndicated Commissariat of External Affairs would like to inquire Hamad al-Meskin's and his Theocratic Party's opinions on the outpouring of support for his political party and cause both foreign and domestic

[Bagong Luzon]

An audio message sent from Manila is played. In it is the Kingdom's declaration of support for the Theocrats:

Sa Ngalan ng Ating Panginoong Diyos, sa ngalan ng aming Mahal na Hari, at sa ngalan ng aming Dakilang Bayan, mabuhay!

The Office of the First Lord of His Philippine Majesty's Crown Government conveys the best wishes of His Philippine Majesty, King Ferdinand II, to his venerable cousin in Abraham, Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin. In an era where faith is often held in scorn, authority is mocked in almost every corner, and community warped to serve the fell purposes of those who see themselves as gods, His Philippine Majesty offers the Kingdom's support for the goals of the Theocratic Party. In addition, as a man of exemplary merit, His Philippine Majesty has seen fit to honor Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin with the grade of Officer of the Order of San Lorenzo Ruiz de Manila, to be upgraded to the Grand Cross in the event of his victory in the elections.

Para sa Diyos, Hari, at Bayan!

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Company Spokesworm

T͕͙͔̰̫̘̰h͔̙ͅe̠̪̹̪͖̟̰̦ ̼̺̼̝̜W͖͎̪̜D̺̱S̼͕ ̳̦̩͙̲̣̲̲͎w̫̹o͎͉̺̱͙͚̲ͅu͚̟̞̦̹ͅlͅd͔̼̪̜̗̪ ͎̮̟͈͎̰̘ͅl̮̻̪̲i̮̺͚̲̹k̰̞͍̟͎e͇͕̳̖͚̘̖̗ͅ ̪̙̮̯̪͈̳t̳̭͚̤o̲̗͍ ̺̜̭̮͓̻k̫̲̟̰̣͈̺n̩̪͙̳o̹̮̯w͚̬͓̻ͅ ̪̼̹̗w̤͔͇ͅh̝̘̟̝̥a̭͎t̹ ̖c̤̝̪̤̦͖ḁ͙͇̗̖̭n̝̹̱͙̙ͅd͚̦̬͙̳͓̻i̠̦d̠̣̬̤̠̼a͍̼͇͕͇̝̠̯̥t͕͈͙̳ͅe̹ ̪̹̘̤̝͖P̦̯̬̘̼̞̻ͅo̬̜͇̝r͓͈̳k͍͎̘̠̠͈c͕͚͚̗h͕̰o̜̰̪͇̮p̘̬̲̭͎̭ ͇̤F̻͚̤̤̘̺u̯̝̫n̩̳͖̲͙͕n̼̩̫͚͇̙͍̭i̱̤e̲̝̠ ͉̣s̯̱͚͇̟̼̥a͓̹͈̼̩̙̱̳y̘̩̼̤͚̼s̬͚̤ ̬̫̺͎̮̺̼a̝̣̘̳̲̬b̳͙̮̹ͅo̮̱͚u̘̻̹̞͖͕̖̝t̻̜̬̼ ̫̩̻̺̤̲t̠̝͈̠̳͙͕h̫̜̭̟̲͚̫e̼͔͈̗̟ ͕̩̲͎͖̮̣̮a̘l̳̥̼̝̬̮̼l̖̙̩̜̤̲͖ͅe̳̰͔͚̘g̭̝ͅa̟̝͈t̤͙̲̘̥̫̯͈i̙̳̺o̟͉̠n͓s̥̬̮̼̙̣̣ ͚̳̳͇̤͔̞ͅț̯̱͎̯ẖ̩̼͚̥̲ͅa̝̠t͖̻̥ ͖̭̖̞ͅh̻̬e̦̖ ͖͇͖̺̟͎̟̲͕i̲s͉͈̫̮̯ ̻͇̬̩̳̼n͇o̻̜̩t̰ ̩̰̘̺̲͚a̖͖c͙̤̠t̯̠̣͉u͇̗̘͕͙͉a̙̲͔̜͖͕̱l̠͖̪͓̲̥͍l̥̻̠̤̥̜y̼̟̟͓̘̭̼ ̖a̱̜̟̙̙n̘͔ ̠͚̻̰̱ͅa͔͎n̙̳t̞͇͈͈̳̠̦h̬̣̲͎r̤̠̠͔̙̻o̹͉̜͈͙̤̦̬ͅ,̟ ̝͈̖̜̱͚̩̲͇b͈̘̯͈͈͎̤u͍͚̳̰͖̘̲t͖̦̳̥̲̘͔̫ ̝̹̭̩̬̝a̘̟̜̮͇n ̦͇͔̜o͓̞̮̥v͍̖͍͓e͕̩̥̝̞̣̥r̙͕͔̼̜̻w̤͚̫̙͇͍̬e͈̠i̮̭͔̠͇g̗͚͎̮̬͎̬ͅh̖̯̯t͕̜͙͙̗̳͉,̳̩ ̜̥͇̹̼̥̹̱p̠̭̺̠e̖̞̣̞͚r͙v̳̺͇͙̲̮͕ͅe̪̮͇͈͈̦̩̘r̝̗̤̳̲ͅt̟̫̪̭̦̻̙̝e͕͚̲͖̼̳̼̳d̝̲͇ ̖̦͚̺̭ͅͅa̻̥̲̭̱̞͇n̪̰̘̗͈̞̬̹d͔̠͖̙ ͚͎͕s̤̗ẉ͙̝̝ͅḙ̭͓̙̗̬a̫̲͍͇̬̻͍̰t̗̣̖̟y̝̼ ̱h̜̥̰͇͈͎u̻̮͖̯̤̺̤m̮̫̫͔̜a͓͚͚͇͔̮͕̘n̬͙͓̯̯̙ ͙̥̗̗̝̪̥̲̗i̺͎̻̥n̮̬̥̠͈̮ͅ ̝̬̲a̭͈̘̗̦̹̺̬ͅ ̪̘̰̪c̝̠͍h̪̣̗e̙̠͈̜̱̼̼̝̩a͈̤̫͈̤p̤͈̳͔̞̤ ̤f̺͕̰u͕̘͖̲̪͙͍̟r̼͙͎̘̮͈̗͙̬ș̟̼͖̥̰u̻̱̪̬̫̺̤͚ͅi̖̞̭̱t̜̻ ̠̭͔h̺̯̮̠̬̳͎e̩͎ ̭̟͕̘̖̞u̹͎͓̻̱s͓̥̮̫̳̰̰ͅͅe̜͓̹d͉̪͖̭̗͕̰ ̲̤̞͇͔m̘͎̣̱̥̳̮o̖s͎̳͖̻̩t̥͉̘̫̻ ̹̪͇̣͎̟͇̺o͙̳͙͇̱f̰͉̼̭̫̩ ̰͍ḥ̲̥i̥͖̼̤̙s̬̣̝̱̥̱ ̬̙͙͓̪̩̗̲c̹̠̲͍͍̳a͕̩͓̖͎̬͙m͇̜̪̜͍̠̲p͈̰̮̝͍͚a͖͎͍̩̥i͓͇g̗͖̝͚͍̠̘n͎̬ ͓̞͇ͅf̣̬̤̣̟̖͍̝u͖͔n͍̹̣͉̭͎͉d̫̣̱͚s̘̟̮̫̯ ̻̙o̤̲ṇ̙.̞̝̹̬͉̬̤̠̹ ͙̱͚͙̭͈
̪̠̮͙T̼̼̲ͅh̹̭̺̯̪̳̝e̳͍̯̤͎͓̙͉ ͉͎͎p͍̲̭̺̯͚̲e͔̠̫͓o̙̪̝͕͎̘̻p͚͙l̘̖͍̭̜͕͔e̱̹̲̯̲ ̫̟̥̜d̜̦̪̗e̩̤͚͕̰͍̙m̟̥̮̲̖a̞̭̝̰͕̠͔͇n͎ͅd̙̫̯̲̞ͅ ̟̰͕̪t̙̟̣̣̭̻͕̙o͕͈̪͚ ̣͈̙̲̞͓̠̪k̹͈̥̥̮n̹̖o͈̖̩̜͇̝̼̗̲w̗͕̪͎̠.̙̦͇̟

The WDS would like to know what candidate Porkchop Funnie says about the allegations that he is not actually an anthro, but an overweight, perverted and sweaty human in a cheap fursuit he used most of his campaign funds on.
The people demand to know.

[The Imagination Animals]

CABLE MESSAGE

The Syndicated Commissariat of External Affairs would like to inquire Hamad al-Meskin's and his Theocratic Party's opinions on the outpouring of support for his political party and cause both foreign and domestic

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Company Spokesworm

T͕͙͔̰̫̘̰h͔̙ͅe̠̪̹̪͖̟̰̦ ̼̺̼̝̜W͖͎̪̜D̺̱S̼͕ ̳̦̩͙̲̣̲̲͎w̫̹o͎͉̺̱͙͚̲ͅu͚̟̞̦̹ͅlͅd͔̼̪̜̗̪ ͎̮̟͈͎̰̘ͅl̮̻̪̲i̮̺͚̲̹k̰̞͍̟͎e͇͕̳̖͚̘̖̗ͅ ̪̙̮̯̪͈̳t̳̭͚̤o̲̗͍ ̺̜̭̮͓̻k̫̲̟̰̣͈̺n̩̪͙̳o̹̮̯w͚̬͓̻ͅ ̪̼̹̗w̤͔͇ͅh̝̘̟̝̥a̭͎t̹ ̖c̤̝̪̤̦͖ḁ͙͇̗̖̭n̝̹̱͙̙ͅd͚̦̬͙̳͓̻i̠̦d̠̣̬̤̠̼a͍̼͇͕͇̝̠̯̥t͕͈͙̳ͅe̹ ̪̹̘̤̝͖P̦̯̬̘̼̞̻ͅo̬̜͇̝r͓͈̳k͍͎̘̠̠͈c͕͚͚̗h͕̰o̜̰̪͇̮p̘̬̲̭͎̭ ͇̤F̻͚̤̤̘̺u̯̝̫n̩̳͖̲͙͕n̼̩̫͚͇̙͍̭i̱̤e̲̝̠ ͉̣s̯̱͚͇̟̼̥a͓̹͈̼̩̙̱̳y̘̩̼̤͚̼s̬͚̤ ̬̫̺͎̮̺̼a̝̣̘̳̲̬b̳͙̮̹ͅo̮̱͚u̘̻̹̞͖͕̖̝t̻̜̬̼ ̫̩̻̺̤̲t̠̝͈̠̳͙͕h̫̜̭̟̲͚̫e̼͔͈̗̟ ͕̩̲͎͖̮̣̮a̘l̳̥̼̝̬̮̼l̖̙̩̜̤̲͖ͅe̳̰͔͚̘g̭̝ͅa̟̝͈t̤͙̲̘̥̫̯͈i̙̳̺o̟͉̠n͓s̥̬̮̼̙̣̣ ͚̳̳͇̤͔̞ͅț̯̱͎̯ẖ̩̼͚̥̲ͅa̝̠t͖̻̥ ͖̭̖̞ͅh̻̬e̦̖ ͖͇͖̺̟͎̟̲͕i̲s͉͈̫̮̯ ̻͇̬̩̳̼n͇o̻̜̩t̰ ̩̰̘̺̲͚a̖͖c͙̤̠t̯̠̣͉u͇̗̘͕͙͉a̙̲͔̜͖͕̱l̠͖̪͓̲̥͍l̥̻̠̤̥̜y̼̟̟͓̘̭̼ ̖a̱̜̟̙̙n̘͔ ̠͚̻̰̱ͅa͔͎n̙̳t̞͇͈͈̳̠̦h̬̣̲͎r̤̠̠͔̙̻o̹͉̜͈͙̤̦̬ͅ,̟ ̝͈̖̜̱͚̩̲͇b͈̘̯͈͈͎̤u͍͚̳̰͖̘̲t͖̦̳̥̲̘͔̫ ̝̹̭̩̬̝a̘̟̜̮͇n ̦͇͔̜o͓̞̮̥v͍̖͍͓e͕̩̥̝̞̣̥r̙͕͔̼̜̻w̤͚̫̙͇͍̬e͈̠i̮̭͔̠͇g̗͚͎̮̬͎̬ͅh̖̯̯t͕̜͙͙̗̳͉,̳̩ ̜̥͇̹̼̥̹̱p̠̭̺̠e̖̞̣̞͚r͙v̳̺͇͙̲̮͕ͅe̪̮͇͈͈̦̩̘r̝̗̤̳̲ͅt̟̫̪̭̦̻̙̝e͕͚̲͖̼̳̼̳d̝̲͇ ̖̦͚̺̭ͅͅa̻̥̲̭̱̞͇n̪̰̘̗͈̞̬̹d͔̠͖̙ ͚͎͕s̤̗ẉ͙̝̝ͅḙ̭͓̙̗̬a̫̲͍͇̬̻͍̰t̗̣̖̟y̝̼ ̱h̜̥̰͇͈͎u̻̮͖̯̤̺̤m̮̫̫͔̜a͓͚͚͇͔̮͕̘n̬͙͓̯̯̙ ͙̥̗̗̝̪̥̲̗i̺͎̻̥n̮̬̥̠͈̮ͅ ̝̬̲a̭͈̘̗̦̹̺̬ͅ ̪̘̰̪c̝̠͍h̪̣̗e̙̠͈̜̱̼̼̝̩a͈̤̫͈̤p̤͈̳͔̞̤ ̤f̺͕̰u͕̘͖̲̪͙͍̟r̼͙͎̘̮͈̗͙̬ș̟̼͖̥̰u̻̱̪̬̫̺̤͚ͅi̖̞̭̱t̜̻ ̠̭͔h̺̯̮̠̬̳͎e̩͎ ̭̟͕̘̖̞u̹͎͓̻̱s͓̥̮̫̳̰̰ͅͅe̜͓̹d͉̪͖̭̗͕̰ ̲̤̞͇͔m̘͎̣̱̥̳̮o̖s͎̳͖̻̩t̥͉̘̫̻ ̹̪͇̣͎̟͇̺o͙̳͙͇̱f̰͉̼̭̫̩ ̰͍ḥ̲̥i̥͖̼̤̙s̬̣̝̱̥̱ ̬̙͙͓̪̩̗̲c̹̠̲͍͍̳a͕̩͓̖͎̬͙m͇̜̪̜͍̠̲p͈̰̮̝͍͚a͖͎͍̩̥i͓͇g̗͖̝͚͍̠̘n͎̬ ͓̞͇ͅf̣̬̤̣̟̖͍̝u͖͔n͍̹̣͉̭͎͉d̫̣̱͚s̘̟̮̫̯ ̻̙o̤̲ṇ̙.̞̝̹̬͉̬̤̠̹ ͙̱͚͙̭͈
̪̠̮͙T̼̼̲ͅh̹̭̺̯̪̳̝e̳͍̯̤͎͓̙͉ ͉͎͎p͍̲̭̺̯͚̲e͔̠̫͓o̙̪̝͕͎̘̻p͚͙l̘̖͍̭̜͕͔e̱̹̲̯̲ ̫̟̥̜d̜̦̪̗e̩̤͚͕̰͍̙m̟̥̮̲̖a̞̭̝̰͕̠͔͇n͎ͅd̙̫̯̲̞ͅ ̟̰͕̪t̙̟̣̣̭̻͕̙o͕͈̪͚ ̣͈̙̲̞͓̠̪k̹͈̥̥̮n̹̖o͈̖̩̜͇̝̼̗̲w̗͕̪͎̠.̙̦͇̟

The WDS would like to know what candidate Porkchop Funnie says about the allegations that he is not actually an anthro, but an overweight, perverted and sweaty human in a cheap fursuit he used most of his campaign funds on.
The people demand to know.

Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin
Presidential Candidate
Theocratic Party
5829 BonAztire Road
Crossoveripolis, Crossoveria

September 24, 2021

The Syndicated Commissariat of External Affairs

To whomever is concerned,

I appreciate the endorsement and would be happy to give my opinions on these matters. I am grateful for the amount of support and international endorsements by other nations. Should I win these elections (which I’m pretty sure I will), then I will credit you all for supporting me on my campaign.

In policy matters, I plan on Islamizing Crossoveria and will plan on implementing Sharia Law. Aside from religion, I will ensure the quality of life in Crossoveria will improve. This is my domestic policy. My foreign policy is concentrated in denouncing and defy imperialist agendas.

If you have anymore questions, please ask. Thank you!

Signed,

Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin
Presidential Candidate of the Theocratic Party
+98 465 103 3852
Hamadalmeskin@crotheo.gov

Porkchop Funnie
Presidential Candidate
Anthro Party
57 Bluffington Ave
Bluffington, Crossoveria

September 24, 2021

The Wormfodder Delivery Service

To whomever is concerned,

I understand you do not agree with my policies, and the fact my party is dedicated to ensuring equality to anthropomorphic beings in Crossoveria, but I will assure you, I am indeed an anthropomorphic dog. Anthropomorphic beings are real. The allegations against me are not true in any way. Besides some of the members of my party might take offense to this comment.

Sincerely,

Porkchop Funnie
Presidential Candidate of the Anthro Party
+98 572 039 2692
dougfunniescompanian@croant.gov

[Reich of the New World Order]

Our glorious Archon has decided to support Al Meskin and his vision for an Atheist-Sharia law Crossoveria and has offered full economic and military support in case other countries disobey the will of the people.
-Schlargim Shushk Head of Mini ReichIA

[The Air Association]

Kiichi Goto of the Air Association has expressed the Association's backing of the Theocratic party— stating that "Hamad al-Meskin is a every bit the strongman of fundamentalist Islamist principles, precisely the kind of vanguard his people need in this time of crisis. A leader with reliable values and a staunch, hardline stance on decision making." ~ Captain Directorate of the Aircrews, on the Crossoverian Presidential Elections while on smoke break.

[The Imagination Animals]

Congratulations to our top two candidates that shall move onto the Final Election. These candidates will go head to head as they win the hearts of voters and possibly other countries who wish to endorse. The Final Elections will take place come October 1. The rest of the candidates might want to run again in the future if they please. Now, without further ado, the Crossoverian Election Committee has tallied up the votes for this election so far. Here are the top two results:

Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin & Tariq Al Akhtar - the Theocratic Party - 52%

Porkchop Funnie & Filya Woofler - the Anthro Party - 32%

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VOTE!

Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin
for President of the Republic of Crossoveria

May Crossoveria be blessed!

Religious Protection
Bringing Crossoveria to a new era
Anti-imperialism
Conservatism
Islamizing Crossoveria

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PAID FOR BY THE THEOCRATIC PARTY OF CROSSOVERIA.

Paid for by the Anthro Party

Brighter days are ahead of us!

VOTE PORKCHOP FOR PRESIDENT!

EQUALITY!
FREE SPEECH!
FREE PRESS!
NON-VIOLENT FERVOR!
LIBERTARIAN REFORM!
ANTHROPOMORPHIC RIGHTS!

[Nationalist England]

England wishes to congratulate the Theocratic Party and its candidates for their outstanding victory. England believes finals are unnecessary due to the more than 50% percentage of the vote achieved by the Theocratic Party, but will continue to support al-Meskin and al-Akhtar nonetheless.