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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:30 pm
by Gallade
Licana wrote:
Gallade wrote:Please take into account that was the 21st I went to last night, it was 4am and that's not a hug, it's me using him as support so I wouldn't fall over.

So excuuuuse me if I don't look beautiful :p

I'm not saying you didn't look good, I'm just saying you looked like you just had a botched brain surgery. :p

Either that or you were possessed. I wouldn't have been surprised if, while viewing that picture, something jumped out of the monitor and raped my soul.

Soul rape is certainly not ideal...

And possession would be a brilliant excuse for last night, but no, i just mixed drinks :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:30 pm
by Conoga
Licana wrote:
Takaram wrote:
I have one of those too. Preparing for the zombie-pocolypse?

Nope, the Chinese.

You're forgetting the Sino-Mexican Alliance.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:30 pm
by Voltronica
Takaram wrote:
Licana wrote:That's okay, because this is in my closet.
Image


I have one of those too. Preparing for the zombie-pocolypse?

Well...It's the Chocopocalypse...running out of chocolate turns you into a zombie and the guns are to defend the stache right?

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:31 pm
by Licana
Gallade wrote:
Licana wrote:I'm not saying you didn't look good, I'm just saying you looked like you just had a botched brain surgery. :p

Either that or you were possessed. I wouldn't have been surprised if, while viewing that picture, something jumped out of the monitor and raped my soul.

Soul rape is certainly not ideal...

And possession would be a brilliant excuse for last night, but no, i just mixed drinks :lol:

Most definitely, but mixed drinks can be almost as bad. :p

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:32 pm
by New East Ireland
*Enters on a flaming chariot*

Hola amigos!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:32 pm
by Licana
Conoga wrote:
Licana wrote:Nope, the Chinese.

You're forgetting the Sino-Mexican Alliance.

Eh, it doesn't matter if they're Mexicans, Chinese, Japs, annoying kids down the street, etc...they won't set foot on my lawn without regretting it.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:34 pm
by AETEN II
Image
*runs in bar*

MOA, MOA EVERYWHERE!
THEY'RE IN YOUR SOUP
THEY'RE IN YOUR PANTS
THEY'RE IN YOUR CAR
THEY'RE IN YOUR FOOD
THEY'RE IN THE SKY
THEY'RE IN THE WATER
MOA, MOA EVERYWHERE!

*runs around proclaiming doomsday is upon us*

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:34 pm
by Voltronica
Licana wrote:
Conoga wrote:You're forgetting the Sino-Mexican Alliance.

Eh, it doesn't matter if they're Mexicans, Chinese, Japs, annoying kids down the street, etc...they won't set foot on my lawn without regretting it.

So I can't mow with your yard?

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:34 pm
by Gallade
New East Ireland wrote:*Enters on a flaming chariot*

Hola amigos!

*sprays with fire extinguisher*

hi!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:34 pm
by New East Ireland
Licana wrote:
Conoga wrote:You're forgetting the Sino-Mexican Alliance.

Eh, it doesn't matter if they're Mexicans, Chinese, Japs, annoying kids down the street, etc...they won't set foot on my lawn without regretting it.

I'm pretty sure thats what Franklin Roosevelt said before December 7...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:34 pm
by Licana
Voltronica wrote:
Licana wrote:Eh, it doesn't matter if they're Mexicans, Chinese, Japs, annoying kids down the street, etc...they won't set foot on my lawn without regretting it.

So I can't mow with your yard?

...No...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:35 pm
by Aeternus Audentia
*sigh* I resent not being a bartender.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:36 pm
by Licana
New East Ireland wrote:
Licana wrote:Eh, it doesn't matter if they're Mexicans, Chinese, Japs, annoying kids down the street, etc...they won't set foot on my lawn without regretting it.

I'm pretty sure thats what Franklin Roosevelt said before December 7...

...I do believe that they regretted that...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:37 pm
by Voltronica
Licana wrote:
Voltronica wrote:So I can't mow with your yard?

...No...

I make good cut. You see. 5 dolla'.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:37 pm
by Licana
Voltronica wrote:
Licana wrote:...No...

I make good cut. You see. 5 dolla'.

...No.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:39 pm
by Gallade
Licana wrote:
Voltronica wrote:I make good cut. You see. 5 dolla'.

...No.

I'll do it.

I just need about three fiddy!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:39 pm
by Aeternus Audentia
Gallade wrote:
Licana wrote:...No.

I'll do it.

I just need about three fiddy!

*tree

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:40 pm
by Licana
Gallade wrote:
Licana wrote:...No.

I'll do it.

I just need about three fiddy!

Goddamnitnooneismowingmyfuckinglawn

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:40 pm
by Voltronica
Licana wrote:
Voltronica wrote:I make good cut. You see. 5 dolla'.

...No.

Oky. Oky. *Starts push mower* 10 dolla real gud cut...aw nice an smoov. you see. you see.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:41 pm
by Gallade
Aeternus Audentia wrote:
Gallade wrote:I'll do it.

I just need about three fiddy!

*tree

No, I believe the spelling of the number 3 is in fact three, dear.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:42 pm
by New East Ireland
Licana wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I'm pretty sure thats what Franklin Roosevelt said before December 7...

...I do believe that they regretted that...

They will until America splits into 3 countries after WWIII and Japan develops scrubbers tgat negate nuclear fallout... I really need to stop watching Ghost in the Shell...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:42 pm
by Voltronica
Gallade wrote:
Aeternus Audentia wrote:*tree

No, I believe the spelling of the number 3 is in fact three, dear.

but the appropriate lingo would have been tree.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:42 pm
by Licana
Voltronica wrote:
Licana wrote:...No.

Oky. Oky. *Starts push mower* 10 dolla real gud cut...aw nice an smoov. you see. you see.

*raises rifle*

I swear to god, you take a single step on to my lawn...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:43 pm
by Licana
New East Ireland wrote:
Licana wrote:...I do believe that they regretted that...

They will until America splits into 3 countries after WWIII and Japan develops scrubbers tgat negate nuclear fallout... I really need to stop watching Ghost in the Shell...

...Eh, not really.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:44 pm
by Voltronica
Licana wrote:
Voltronica wrote:Oky. Oky. *Starts push mower* 10 dolla real gud cut...aw nice an smoov. you see. you see.

*raises rifle*

I swear to god, you take a single step on to my lawn...

Then from behind the fences a Mexican Mafia appears stating were gonna mow the lawn or else...

10 dolla?