The Flaming Wombat

[Eliasonia]

It is the mark of the mature my good man.
*Grows this*
*adorns monocle and top hat*

Uh huh...I rather be immature and able to seal my gasmask and mature and not able to.

A gasmask is hardly necessary when you can grow that, simply move the hair over your nose and mouth and boom!

[St George of England]

who here haz unmarried heirs to your Empires?

must be under age of 16.

[Dog Bole]

I was actually refering to the origins of the word "barbarian" which means "Needs a barber"...

I'm afraid not, my friend. Barbarian comes from how the Greeks heard the language of Dacians, Scythians, Thracians, etc. as 'bar bar'.

Hmmm...then my old memories are scarred up...

That makes no sense what so ever...as it implies that facial hair makes one a child or lady.

Hence is why I am always clean shaven.

Tell that to Lacky and be told how wrong you are.

Though, personally, I rather just boot Lacky up to Siberia and let him freeze.

[Frenca]

who here haz unmarried heirs to your Empires?

must be under age of 16.

I do. 3 male heirs are under 16, 1 is above 16, and 3 female heirs are under 16.

[Eliasonia]

-_-
*Does not approve*

*shaves hair, facial hair, and carpet off*

*Murders your family and eats your pets*

[Frenca]

*shaves hair, facial hair, and carpet off*

*Murders your family and eats your pets*

You killed the decoys.

*kills you*

[Dog Bole]

who here haz unmarried heirs to your Empires?

must be under age of 16.

The President (read: Emperor in all but name) appointed Mikhail Drachen as his heir, due to lack of children of his own. Mike, as he friends call him, is currently 15 years 5 months.

[Planeta de los Muertos]

I gather u like superpowers, yesh?

ADSPAM ALERT!

Commence purging!

MUTANT ENTITY DETECTED.

LOADING BATTLE PROTOCOLS.

HYPER SENTINEL FORCE, DESTROY.

[Esternial]

who here haz unmarried heirs to your Empires?

must be under age of 16.

I have 3

[Maltropia]

Not enough RP in here.

A Maltropian Royal Guardsman, weary and bedraggled, staggers through the open door. Outside the wind howls and rain lashes almost sideways in the gusts that whip his cloak about his legs. His uniform drips water and his cap droops from the soaking rain without. His rapier drags on the ground behind him as he approaches the bar. Reaching grimy hands into a soiled bag, he takes out 2, small gold coins, and drops them onto the counter. Speaking in a rasping, hoarse voice, he utters the words "A pint of Guinness, please," before collapsing onto the nearest stool.

[Eliasonia]

*Murders your family and eats your pets*

You killed the decoys.

*kills you*

*Has been dead for quite a while*
Why do people refuse to read?
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[St George of England]

who here haz unmarried heirs to your Empires?

must be under age of 16.

I have 3

Step 1. Pick random minor Royal (under the age of 16) from the Imperial Papal Empire
Step 2. Adopt. Marry to similarly underaged Menaton royal Russian DH Heir.
Step 3. An 'accident' occurs to the current reigning monarchs.
Step 4. Out of the goodness of his heart, to ensure his young cousin/nephew/whatever reaches the age of majority and receives the very best education available, King Edward V appoints another cousin (namely Princess Sarah Naismith) as his regent.
Step 5. Regent increasingly ties Castleclose Menaton Russia DH with the Imperial Papal Empire and fills government with pro-English advisers, etc.
Step 6. Slow (and secret) assimilation of Castleclose Menaton Russia DH into the Imperial Papal Empire.

Replace the nation name with yours.

[Dog Bole]

Uh huh...I rather be immature and able to seal my gasmask and mature and not able to.

A gasmask is hardly necessary when you can grow that, simply move the hair over your nose and mouth and boom!

Lets see how that works against mustard gas...

[Izandai]

You killed the decoys.

*kills you*

*Has been dead for quite a while*
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*calls in the ghostbusters*

[Eliasonia]

A gasmask is hardly necessary when you can grow that, simply move the hair over your nose and mouth and boom!

Lets see how that works against mustard gas...

TBH if you tried what I suggested you'd probably die anyway due to you not being able to breathe.

[Eliasonia]

*Has been dead for quite a while*
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*calls in the ghostbusters*

*Dispatches Chives*

[South Asia Minor]

That makes no sense what so ever...as it implies that facial hair makes one a child or lady.

Hence is why I am always clean shaven.

Eugh. Belgians.

[Esternial]

I have 3

Step 1. Pick random minor Royal (under the age of 16) from the Imperial Papal Empire
Step 2. Adopt. Marry to similarly underaged Menaton royal Russian DH Heir.
Step 3. An 'accident' occurs to the current reigning monarchs.
Step 4. Out of the goodness of his heart, to ensure his young cousin/nephew/whatever reaches the age of majority and receives the very best education available, King Edward V appoints another cousin (namely Princess Sarah Naismith) as his regent.
Step 5. Regent increasingly ties Castleclose Menaton Russia DH with the Imperial Papal Empire and fills government with pro-English advisers, etc.
Step 6. Slow (and secret) assimilation of Castleclose Menaton Russia DH into the Imperial Papal Empire.

Replace the nation name with yours.

TLDNR

[Esternial]

Hence is why I am always clean shaven.

Eugh. Belgians.

I am 2% Sanskrit.

[Frenca]

Eugh. Belgians.

I am 2% Sanskrit.

Sure, Eesti.

[Dog Bole]

Ciao people. I am out! Be back in a few days or so. Maybe.

[Izandai]

Ciao people. I am out! Be back in a few days or so. Maybe.

See ya. Hope you remember your main's pass.

[Asterdan]

Eh, never really got into the businesses. Only a few... Maybe...

*Orders a shot of poison*
*Gulps it down*

What? Even though F7 is businessless, doesn't mean its Godmodless.

[Frenca]

Ciao people. I am out! Be back in a few days or so. Maybe.

See ya. Hope you remember your main's pass.

Who is that guy anyways?

[South Asia Minor]

Bin spendin' most our lives, livin' in a Amish Gangsta's Paradise...