The Flaming Wombat

[Esternial]

That's a nice argument, yet it won't stand in court.

How about instead of babbling you actually grow a pair and stand up for your new woman.

Grow a pair? I've grown a whole carpet on my face!

[Frenca]

@Eli: >_<

[Dog Bole]

See, I got George laughing about it.

I gather u like superpowers, yesh?

Yes, I do. But I didn't like the Powers RP.

[Eliasonia]

How about instead of babbling you actually grow a pair and stand up for your new woman.

Grow a pair? I've grown a whole carpet on my face!

Pfft, I have a carpet on my whole face.

[Frenca]

Grow a pair? I've grown a whole carpet on my face!

Pfft, I have a carpet on my whole face.

No you don't.

[South Asia Minor]

Grow a pair? I've grown a whole carpet on my face!

Pfft, I have a carpet on my whole face.

In your endo.

[Eliasonia]

@Eli: >_<

Q _Q

[Dog Bole]

How about instead of babbling you actually grow a pair and stand up for your new woman.

Grow a pair? I've grown a whole carpet on my face!

Facial hair is the mark of the uncivilized.

[South Asia Minor]

Grow a pair? I've grown a whole carpet on my face!

Facial hair is the mark of the uncivilized.

Because the chin is the window to the soul.

[Eliasonia]

Pfft, I have a carpet on my whole face.

No you don't.

Last I checked my face was in my carpet. And I'm pretty sure this fact has not changed..

[Izandai]

Grow a pair? I've grown a whole carpet on my face!

Facial hair is the mark of the uncivilized.

My favorite teacher has a big beard. He teaches writing, is Irish, and knows karate.

[Frenca]

No you don't.

Last I checked my face was in my carpet. And I'm pretty sure this fact has not changed..

I'm pretty sure I shaved your head and face before. Oh, I still have that razor.
*pulls it out*

[Esternial]

Grow a pair? I've grown a whole carpet on my face!

Facial hair is the mark of the uncivilized.

It's also the mark of a child or a woman.

Enchanté, milady.

[Maltropia]

A Maltropian Royal Guardsman, weary and bedraggled, staggers through the open door. Outside the wind howls and rain lashes almost sideways in the gusts that whip his cloak about his legs. His uniform drips water and his cap droops from the soaking rain without. His rapier drags on the ground behind him as he approaches the bar. Reaching grimy hands into a soiled bag, he takes out 2, small gold coins, and drops them onto the counter. Speaking in a rasping, hoarse voice, he utters the words "A pint of Guinness, please," before collapsing onto the nearest stool.

[Dog Bole]

Facial hair is the mark of the uncivilized.

Because the chin is the window to the soul.

I was actually refering to the origins of the word "barbarian" which means "Needs a barber"...

[Eliasonia]

Grow a pair? I've grown a whole carpet on my face!

Facial hair is the mark of the uncivilized.

It is the mark of the mature my good man.
*Grows this*
*adorns monocle and top hat*

[Izandai]

Because the chin is the window to the soul.

I was actually refering to the origins of the word "barbarian" which means "Needs a barber"...

I did not know that. Thank you for adding another useless but interesting fact to my ever-growing repertoire.

[Eliasonia]

Last I checked my face was in my carpet. And I'm pretty sure this fact has not changed..

I'm pretty sure I shaved your head and face before. Oh, I still have that razor.
*pulls it out*

-_-
*Does not approve*

[Dog Bole]

Facial hair is the mark of the uncivilized.

It's also the mark of a child or a woman.

Enchanté, milady.

That makes no sense what so ever...as it implies that facial hair makes one a child or lady.

[St George of England]

Because the chin is the window to the soul.

I was actually refering to the origins of the word "barbarian" which means "Needs a barber"...

I'm afraid not, my friend. Barbarian comes from how the Greeks heard the language of Dacians, Scythians, Thracians, etc. as 'bar bar'.

[Dog Bole]

Facial hair is the mark of the uncivilized.

It is the mark of the mature my good man.
*Grows this*
*adorns monocle and top hat*

Uh huh...I rather be immature and able to seal my gasmask and mature and not able to.

[Esternial]

It's also the mark of a child or a woman.

Enchanté, milady.

That makes no sense what so ever...as it implies that facial hair makes one a child or lady.

Hence is why I am always clean shaven.

[Maltropia]

That makes no sense what so ever...as it implies that facial hair makes one a child or lady.

Hence is why I am always clean shaven.

Fixed.

[Frenca]

I'm pretty sure I shaved your head and face before. Oh, I still have that razor.
*pulls it out*

-_-
*Does not approve*

*shaves hair, facial hair, and carpet off*

[The Truth and Light]

Dammit.