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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:52 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Umbie, stop torturing the sapient kangaroo.
*finishes Conc's smoothie and leans back against the bar*

"Ok, mistresssss..." I say, glancing back at you, a wide grin plastered on my face.

Jalanat wrote:Jalanat quickly stood up and tried to keep his balance, he held on to a table that happened to be position next to him. He slowly made his way back to the bar but he lost his balance again and swayed to the left. He managed to stop himself from falling and he eventually managed to make his way to an empty bar stool.


"Do you need help standing, silly?" I ask, turning my head in your direction, the smile never leaving my face. "I am good with giving people new... limbs... but not always the right anesthesia."

It's ok, sweetie. I wasn't ordering, I was suggesting. I think Jala can manage. Just give him something to eat and he'll be fine in no time.
*nods as she closes her eyes*
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
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Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
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New high charity 24
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Postby New high charity 24 » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:55 pm

I don't know if I found a racist Musical...
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Oh wait... no I don't. 8)
Lacadaemon wrote:Yeah, but those fuckers have our oil though. >:(
Chocolate Jesus™
Rajesthan wrote:
Grittonia wrote:Aww, it's a man with a soft side. :p

Who said we all have to be clones of Sylvester Stallone?
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Vaugania wrote:I wouldn't do that to my favorite city.

Do you require a therapist?

Mike the Progressive wrote:Look, I didn't realize it was gay porn and I only watched a few minutes of it by accident.
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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:55 pm

Jalanat didn't listen to nanatsu and umbra and was already busy drinking another glass of beer. "Hey, hey palliesh, let'sh shing sho we can get the shpirit back and all. Oooooooooooooh, we are shitting in a bar. We drink and laugh and talk and we..." He stopped singing and started laughing again. "hic."
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.
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Eliasonia
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Postby Eliasonia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:56 pm

New high charity 24 wrote:I don't know if I found a racist Musical...

I don't either.
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:56 pm

New high charity 24 wrote:I don't know if I found a racist Musical...

Well, what's the name of it?
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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Toiletdonia
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Postby Toiletdonia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:57 pm

Oh well I'm off.
*Packs bag.*
*Finishes off drink.*
I'm off to the wilderness.
Will return when Capitalism returns.
Then I'll have something to moan about.
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Jalanat wrote:Or like that time I misheard something my mom said about the rain and I thought that rain was made of dirty goats for 5 months.

Jalanat wrote:I hope you weren't trying to call me a reindeer, we mooselike are a hundred times better than the reindeerlike. Stupid reindeers. Oh, look at me, I am a reindeer, look at my not so big antlers which look ugly compared to mooses, oooh look at me, I am a reindeer, I am flying in the sky pulling a fat man in red clothes in a sled.
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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:57 pm

Jalanat wrote:Jalanat didn't listen to nanatsu and umbra and was already busy drinking another glass of beer. "Hey, hey palliesh, let'sh shing sho we can get the shpirit back and all. Oooooooooooooh, we are shitting in a bar. We drink and laugh and talk and we..." He stopped singing and started laughing again. "hic."

I walk up behind you, and tap you on the shoulder. The needle is drawn, and is filled with a slightly glowing pinkish substance. "Hello... again..."

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New high charity 24
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Postby New high charity 24 » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:58 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
New high charity 24 wrote:I don't know if I found a racist Musical...

Well, what's the name of it?

I wanna be like Osama.
Galloism wrote:I'm going to have to practice thinking I'm better than everyone else.

Oh wait... no I don't. 8)
Lacadaemon wrote:Yeah, but those fuckers have our oil though. >:(
Chocolate Jesus™
Rajesthan wrote:
Grittonia wrote:Aww, it's a man with a soft side. :p

Who said we all have to be clones of Sylvester Stallone?
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Vaugania wrote:I wouldn't do that to my favorite city.

Do you require a therapist?

Mike the Progressive wrote:Look, I didn't realize it was gay porn and I only watched a few minutes of it by accident.
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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:58 pm

Jalanat glared at umbra. "Uh, go away, we are shinging about how we are shitting in a bar." He then burst into another fit of laughter. "Shitting in a bar, teehee. Hic."
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:59 pm

New high charity 24 wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Well, what's the name of it?

I wanna be like Osama.

:unsure:
I'm not sure, and this is just me, that that is racist. Of course, I am unaware of the content of the musical so...
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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Eliasonia
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Postby Eliasonia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:59 pm

New high charity 24 wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Well, what's the name of it?

I wanna be like Osama.

Don't we all? I know I do.
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Founded: Aug 03, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:00 pm

Jalanat wrote:Jalanat glared at umbra. "Uh, go away, we are shinging about how we are shitting in a bar." He then burst into another fit of laughter. "Shitting in a bar, teehee. Hic."

I giggle, and pull out a new needle for the needle, one several inches longer and and thick as a knitting needle. I mumble to myself, "Patient seems addicted, treatment prescribed. I pull a mask over my face, and re-sanitize the area.

Economic Left/Right: -0.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.97
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The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
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Concordeia
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Postby Concordeia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:01 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Eh, to be honest, I'm not a big fan of alcohol IRL. I'm not really sure if I should be in character, but meh.

Oh, and you're welcome, by the way. *stares very pointedly at my drink*

Psyched!
*turns and takes mango smoothie with her*

Oi! You get back 'ere with me smothie!! D:<

*runs after Nana*
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Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868
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Toiletdonia
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Postby Toiletdonia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:02 pm

Back. The wilderness is a bit too... wild.
Trust member in Taltos industry!
10th December 2009-10th December 2010!
I do weddings! And I'm probably official as well!
I'm English and not very proud of it!
Writer Emeritus of F7's most Godawful play. Thanks for the title Nana.
Astronaut
Finance manager
Hallucinater
Trust member in Taltos industry
Priest
Jalanat wrote:Or like that time I misheard something my mom said about the rain and I thought that rain was made of dirty goats for 5 months.

Jalanat wrote:I hope you weren't trying to call me a reindeer, we mooselike are a hundred times better than the reindeerlike. Stupid reindeers. Oh, look at me, I am a reindeer, look at my not so big antlers which look ugly compared to mooses, oooh look at me, I am a reindeer, I am flying in the sky pulling a fat man in red clothes in a sled.
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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:02 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Jalanat wrote:Jalanat glared at umbra. "Uh, go away, we are shinging about how we are shitting in a bar." He then burst into another fit of laughter. "Shitting in a bar, teehee. Hic."

I giggle, and pull out a new needle for the needle, one several inches longer and and thick as a knitting needle. I mumble to myself, "Patient seems addicted, treatment prescribed. I pull a mask over my face, and re-sanitize the area.

"I shaid go away, and ya keep dat needle away from me, mate." Jalanat said, trying to sound angry but he was so drunk that it just sounded retarded.
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:02 pm

Concordeia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Psyched!
*turns and takes mango smoothie with her*

Oi! You get back 'ere with me smothie!! D:<

*runs after Nana*

I already finished it. :p
But here!
*gives him another smoothie*
I got you a new one.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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Eliasonia
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Postby Eliasonia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:03 pm

Toiletdonia wrote:Back. The wilderness is a bit too... wild.

What did you expect.
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Founded: Aug 03, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:03 pm

Jalanat wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I giggle, and pull out a new needle for the needle, one several inches longer and and thick as a knitting needle. I mumble to myself, "Patient seems addicted, treatment prescribed. I pull a mask over my face, and re-sanitize the area.

"I shaid go away, and ya keep dat needle away from me, mate." Jalanat said, trying to sound angry but he was so drunk that it just sounded retarded.

I giggle, and, through my mask, announce to you, "This does absolutely nothing, that I know of anyways..." I press the tip of the needle against your arm.

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The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
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Concordeia
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Postby Concordeia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:05 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Umbie, stop torturing the sapient kangaroo.
*finishes Conc's smoothie and leans back against the bar*

Aw...

:(
Funny Quotes:
Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868
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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:05 pm

Jalanat quickly got off the barstool and tried to get away from umbra. "I shwear, mate, ya keep that needle away from me or ya going get a beatung of a lifetime, mate. Hic." he said and he got ready to punch umbra if he had to.
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.
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Concordeia
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Postby Concordeia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:05 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Oi! You get back 'ere with me smothie!! D:<

*runs after Nana*

I already finished it. :p
But here!
*gives him another smoothie*
I got you a new one.


:O !

*takes smoothie and sips*

Thankies! :D
Last edited by Concordeia on Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Funny Quotes:
Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Founded: Feb 10, 2008
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:05 pm

Concordeia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Umbie, stop torturing the sapient kangaroo.
*finishes Conc's smoothie and leans back against the bar*

Aw...

:(

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Oi! You get back 'ere with me smothie!! D:<

*runs after Nana*

I already finished it. :p
But here!
*gives him another smoothie*
I got you a new one.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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Eliasonia
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Postby Eliasonia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:06 pm

*Gets bored again*
*Pokes a gnome*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Founded: Feb 10, 2008
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:06 pm

Concordeia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I already finished it. :p
But here!
*gives him another smoothie*
I got you a new one.


:D!

*takes smoothie and sips*

Thankies! :D

;)
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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