The Flaming Wombat

[Concordeia]

Jalanat lied on the bench and stared at the other people. "hehehe, all of you people are shuddenly looking like giantsh from thish pershpective. That'sh sho funny, hic." He then puked on the floor again.

I think that at this rate, Jala's gonna cover the entire floor of the Wombat with puke.

Ugh. I'll get the mop and bucket. -_-;

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

"Huh? Wha? You calling me a faker? I am not fake, I am real. Maybe you are the one here who ish fake! Hic!" Jalanat said.

"I am always fake, silly, this let's me distinguish," I say with a wide grin on my face. "Now, sober up, or I'll slap you again, silly."

I wouldn't slap him much if I were you. He's a kangaroo. Those buggers punch like a mo'fo.
*nods*

[Jalanat]

"Uuuh...shit, I don't like being shlapped, hic." Jalanat said, even he knew that he was drunk, except he was too drunk to know that he knew he was drunk...he also didn't really give a damn and bursted into another fit of laughter.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I think that at this rate, Jala's gonna cover the entire floor of the Wombat with puke.

Ugh. I'll get the mop and bucket. -_-;

I know...
*sips on Conc's mango smoothie*

[Concordeia]

Ugh. I'll get the mop and bucket. -_-;

I know...
*sips on Conc's mango smoothie*

*my someone's-sipping-my-mango-smoothie-without-my-permission senses start tingling*

*turns toward Nana with a vexed look*

>:Y

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

"I am always fake, silly, this let's me distinguish," I say with a wide grin on my face. "Now, sober up, or I'll slap you again, silly."

I wouldn't slap him much if I were you. He's a kangaroo. Those buggers punch like a mo'fo.
*nods*

I lean my head down, and look eye level at you, "You've ever been around a drunk animal? They are silly, no sense, and can't hardly stand..."

"Uuuh...shit, I don't like being shlapped, hic." Jalanat said, even he knew that he was drunk, except he was too drunk to know that he knew he was drunk...he also didn't really give a damn and bursted into another fit of laughter.

I giggle, "Shall I have to detox you," I ask, while pulling a very long needle out of a small sack strapped on to my side.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I know...
*sips on Conc's mango smoothie*

*my someone's-sipping-my-mango-smoothie-without-my-permission senses start tingling*

*turns toward Nana with a vexed look*

>:Y

It's delicious. But it needs rum.
*nods as she sips some more*

[Feral Land]

I'll have a shot of .....

[Jalanat]

I wouldn't slap him much if I were you. He's a kangaroo. Those buggers punch like a mo'fo.
*nods*

I lean my head down, and look eye level at you, "You've ever been around a drunk animal? They are silly, no sense, and can't hardly stand..."

"Uuuh...shit, I don't like being shlapped, hic." Jalanat said, even he knew that he was drunk, except he was too drunk to know that he knew he was drunk...he also didn't really give a damn and bursted into another fit of laughter.

I giggle, "Shall I have to detox you," I ask, while pulling a very long needle out of a small sack strapped on to my side.

Jalanat looked at the needle and he suddenly jumped up. "Shit, get that needle away from me, I hate needlesh!" He tried to run away but he couldn't keep his balance and he fell over right away. "And how dare you call me shilly, that'sh jusht mean! Hic."

[Voltronica]

While jumping around the room with the imaginary multicolored kangaroos ... runs into needle at comes too...

OMG! a talking Kangaroo!! "
*freaks out of mind while sober*

[Concordeia]

*my someone's-sipping-my-mango-smoothie-without-my-permission senses start tingling*

*turns toward Nana with a vexed look*

>:Y

It's delicious. But it needs rum.
*nods as she sips some more*

Eh, to be honest, I'm not a big fan of alcohol IRL. I'm not really sure if I should be in character, but meh.

Oh, and you're welcome, by the way. *stares very pointedly at my drink*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

I lean my head down, and look eye level at you, "You've ever been around a drunk animal? They are silly, no sense, and can't hardly stand..."



I giggle, "Shall I have to detox you," I ask, while pulling a very long needle out of a small sack strapped on to my side.

Jalanat looked at the needle and he suddenly jumped up. "Shit, get that needle away from me, I hate needlesh!" He tried to run away but he couldn't keep his balance and he fell over right away. "And how dare you call me shilly, that'sh jusht mean! Hic."

I sit down on top of you, fiddling with the at least six inch long needle, "Well," I say with a giggle, "Will I?"

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It's delicious. But it needs rum.
*nods as she sips some more*

Eh, to be honest, I'm not a big fan of alcohol IRL. I'm not really sure if I should be in character, but meh.

Oh, and you're welcome, by the way. *stares very pointedly at my drink*

Psyched!
*turns and takes mango smoothie with her*

[Jalanat]

"Ya keep that needle away from me, and you called me shilly, why did you shay shomething sho mean, you a shpe...shp shp" He stammered as he found it hard to pronounce that word while drunk. "shp...shpecieshisht?"

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

"Ya keep that needle away from me, and you called me shilly, why did you shay shomething sho mean, you a shpe...shp shp" He stammered as he found it hard to pronounce that word while drunk. "shp...shpecieshisht?"

I take an alcohol wipe out of my bag, and wipe an area on your arm, "I call everyone silly, silly." I giggle, and lower my head right nlear your own, "I am not speciest, however, do I need to detox you," I say with a giggle, and begin looking for a good place to inject through. "Huh, I'm not good at this, I'll just have to guess I suppose," I sigh.

[Jalanat]

"For the lasht time, keep that needle away from me! I shwear, mate, do not do it!" Jalanat said, he started to panic a bit and he tried to get away from Umbra.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

"For the lasht time, keep that needle away from me! I shwear, mate, do not do it!" Jalanat said, he started to panick a bit and he tried to get away from Umbra.

"Well," I giggle, "You've sobered up enough, perhaps. 'Tis a shame..." I say with a grin on my face. I return the needle to my pouch, and stand up.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Umbie, stop torturing the sapient kangaroo.
*finishes Conc's smoothie and leans back against the bar*

[Jalanat]

Jalanat quickly stood up and tried to keep his balance, he held on to a table that happened to be position next to him. He slowly made his way back to the bar but he lost his balance again and swayed to the left. He managed to stop himself from falling and he eventually managed to make his way to an empty bar stool.

[Eliasonia]

*Wakes up*
*Climbs out of gutter*
Morn- er.. afternoon everyone

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Umbie, stop torturing the sapient kangaroo.
*finishes Conc's smoothie and leans back against the bar*

"Ok, mistresssss..." I say, glancing back at you, a wide grin plastered on my face.

Jalanat quickly stood up and tried to keep his balance, he held on to a table that happened to be position next to him. He slowly made his way back to the bar but he lost his balance again and swayed to the left. He managed to stop himself from falling and he eventually managed to make his way to an empty bar stool.

"Do you need help standing, silly?" I ask, turning my head in your direction, the smile never leaving my face. "I am good with giving people new... limbs... but not always the right anesthesia."

[Free Tristania]

Comes back into the pub and reserves an armchair for himself by putting his briefcase on it and laying a newspaper on the table.

Barman: "Aberlour, 10 y/o, please !"

[Jalanat]

"No, I'm already at my deshti...uh...deshtination." Jalanat said as he held onto the empty bar stool and he quickly got onto it. "There we go. Now, need moar beer!"

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

"No, I'm already at my deshti...uh...deshtination." Jalanat said as he held onto the empty bar stool and he quickly got onto it. "There we go. Now, need moar beer!"

"I see...," I say, before I sit down on a chair. I pull a book out of my pouch, and begin scribbling notes in it.

[Toiletdonia]

*Sits in the corner.*
I can see little difference to what we had before.
In that case I'm going to wander the wilderness.
Again.