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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:39 am

Jalanat stood up and he tried to keep his balance. He held onto his stool and looked around and he saw George. Unable to tell whether it was George or some other random civilized person (they all look the same to him when he's drunk, apparently) he started shouting at him. "Oi, Imeriata, oi, I am talking ta you yah shpecieshisht, yeah."
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My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:39 am

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
St George of England wrote:Quite.
Drinks.

I'm sorry, mate.
*drinks herself some sake*

Bah! It's annoying a little. I find myself unable to focus on the rps I'm doing and stuff... it's gonna be hell at Uni.
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Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
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Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
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Concordeia
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Postby Concordeia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:42 am

St George of England wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I'm sorry, mate.
*drinks herself some sake*

Bah! It's annoying a little. I find myself unable to focus on the rps I'm doing and stuff... it's gonna be hell at Uni.

It's the opposite for me. I love NS so much I have trouble concentrating on Uni.

*sips mango smoothie*
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Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


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CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868

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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:44 am

Jalanat wrote:Jalanat stood up and he tried to keep his balance. He held onto his stool and looked around and he saw George. Unable to tell whether it was George or some other random civilized person (they all look the same to him when he's drunk, apparently) he started shouting at him. "Oi, Imeriata, oi, I am talking ta you yah shpecieshisht, yeah."

The man looked around, seeing an Australianist. Or so he thought. The man seemed to be confusing him with a fellow man of High Standing, albeit Hunnic, unlike his superior English Standing.

"Good morrow to you, sir!" He said loudly.
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:45 am

Concordeia wrote:
St George of England wrote:Bah! It's annoying a little. I find myself unable to focus on the rps I'm doing and stuff... it's gonna be hell at Uni.

It's the opposite for me. I love NS so much I have trouble concentrating on Uni.

*sips mango smoothie*

You 2 need to focus, on what's important.
*nods and finishes her sake*
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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:46 am

Jalanat continued shouting a few incomprehensible words at george before eventually losing his balance and falling over again. "And you alsho have a beard full of..." he tried to finish his sentence but he puked before he could.
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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Concordeia
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Postby Concordeia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:51 am

Jalanat wrote:Jalanat continued shouting a few incomprehensible words at george before eventually losing his balance and falling over again. "And you alsho have a beard full of..." he tried to finish his sentence but he puked before he could.

Jesus, Jalanat is completely smashed. Maybe we should get him home before he really hurts himself.
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Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868

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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:54 am

"Nooo...don't shend me home, It'sh too aweshome here. Everything'sh sho aweshome." Jalanat said, he closed his eyes. "Hey, who turned off the lightsh? I can't shee in the dark and..." he then opened his eyes again. "Oh, my bad, I wanted to blink but I forgot to open my eyesh again, hehe, hic."
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:55 am

Concordeia wrote:
Jalanat wrote:Jalanat continued shouting a few incomprehensible words at george before eventually losing his balance and falling over again. "And you alsho have a beard full of..." he tried to finish his sentence but he puked before he could.

Jesus, Jalanat is completely smashed. Maybe we should get him home before he really hurts himself.

Or we could just lay him down in a bench and let him ride the wasting out. He'll be around in no time.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
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Postby Concordeia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:56 am

Jalanat wrote:"Nooo...don't shend me home, It'sh too aweshome here. Everything'sh sho aweshome." Jalanat said, he closed his eyes. "Hey, who turned off the lightsh? I can't shee in the dark and..." he then opened his eyes again. "Oh, my bad, I wanted to blink but I forgot to open my eyesh again, hehe, hic."

I rest my case.
Funny Quotes:
Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:57 am

Concordeia wrote:
Jalanat wrote:"Nooo...don't shend me home, It'sh too aweshome here. Everything'sh sho aweshome." Jalanat said, he closed his eyes. "Hey, who turned off the lightsh? I can't shee in the dark and..." he then opened his eyes again. "Oh, my bad, I wanted to blink but I forgot to open my eyesh again, hehe, hic."

I rest my case.

Lets put him on the bench over there.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Postby Concordeia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:59 am

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Concordeia wrote:I rest my case.

Lets put him on the bench over there.

Agreed.

*Helps Nana carry Jalanat to the bench*
Funny Quotes:
Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868

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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:00 pm

"Eh? A bench, what bench? You gonna put me on a bench? Ish it a dangerous bench? 'coz I like, heard of thoshe benchesh before, they ain't nice to shome people. They're shome nashty benches, ya alwaysh gotta watch out for dem nashty benchesh." Jalanat said as he was carried to the bench.
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My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:00 pm

Concordeia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Lets put him on the bench over there.

Agreed.

*Helps Nana carry Jalanat to the bench*

*helps Conc carry the wasted kangaroo to the bench*
Lets put him on his side so if he pukes, he won't choke on it.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:03 pm

"hehehe, I like her, hey concordeia, do you think I have a chance to shcore with her?" Jalanat said and he bursted into another fit of laughter again. "hic."
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My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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Postby Voltronica » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:09 pm

Jalanat wrote:"hehehe, I like her, hey concordeia, do you think I have a chance to shcore with her?" Jalanat said and he bursted into another fit of laughter again. "hic."

wow another talking kangaroo...looks at jalanat with drunken weedy eyes and sees many different colored kangaroos jumping around a meadow
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:10 pm

What are those gnomes putting on the ale?
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Postby Concordeia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:15 pm

Jalanat wrote:"hehehe, I like her, hey concordeia, do you think I have a chance to shcore with her?" Jalanat said and he bursted into another fit of laughter again. "hic."


Yyyyeah, good luck with that *gently pats Janalat's head*

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:What are those gnomes putting on the ale?


Probably crack. Or LSD. Or both.
Funny Quotes:
Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868

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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:17 pm

Concordeia wrote:
Jalanat wrote:"hehehe, I like her, hey concordeia, do you think I have a chance to shcore with her?" Jalanat said and he bursted into another fit of laughter again. "hic."


Yyyyeah, good luck with that *gently pats Janalat's head*

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:What are those gnomes putting on the ale?


Probably crack. Or LSD. Or both.

"Or the essence of my mind." I giggle and then sip my strange vial.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:18 pm

Concordeia wrote:
Jalanat wrote:"hehehe, I like her, hey concordeia, do you think I have a chance to shcore with her?" Jalanat said and he bursted into another fit of laughter again. "hic."


Yyyyeah, good luck with that *gently pats Janalat's head*

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:What are those gnomes putting on the ale?


Probably crack. Or LSD. Or both.

Hey NERV, did you guys bring Nap's ale stock into the Wombat? :blink:
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:22 pm

Jalanat lied on the bench and stared at the other people. "hehehe, all of you people are shuddenly looking like giantsh from thish pershpective. That'sh sho funny, hic." He then puked on the floor again.
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:25 pm

Jalanat wrote:Jalanat lied on the bench and stared at the other people. "hehehe, all of you people are shuddenly looking like giantsh from thish pershpective. That'sh sho funny, hic." He then puked on the floor again.

I cock my head, and then slap your face. "Silly little faker," I saw scornfully, still looking.

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:25 pm

Jalanat wrote:Jalanat lied on the bench and stared at the other people. "hehehe, all of you people are shuddenly looking like giantsh from thish pershpective. That'sh sho funny, hic." He then puked on the floor again.

I think that at this rate, Jala's gonna cover the entire floor of the Wombat with puke. :blink:
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:26 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Jalanat wrote:Jalanat lied on the bench and stared at the other people. "hehehe, all of you people are shuddenly looking like giantsh from thish pershpective. That'sh sho funny, hic." He then puked on the floor again.

I cock my head, and then slap your face. "Silly little faker," I saw scornfully, still looking.

"Huh? Wha? You calling me a faker? I am not fake, I am real. Maybe you are the one here who ish fake! Hic!" Jalanat said.
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:28 pm

Jalanat wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I cock my head, and then slap your face. "Silly little faker," I saw scornfully, still looking.

"Huh? Wha? You calling me a faker? I am not fake, I am real. Maybe you are the one here who ish fake! Hic!" Jalanat said.

"I am always fake, silly, this let's me distinguish," I say with a wide grin on my face. "Now, sober up, or I'll slap you again, silly."
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