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Zustash Alath
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Postby Zustash Alath » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:29 am

Izandai wrote:
Zustash Alath wrote:lol. Let me fix that.
(Image)in the rear!

Ah. An unorthodox giggity, eh?

:D
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We are a proud nation of dwarves. Fear our drunken wrath!
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A citizen of Zustash Alåth is called an Alåthian, but our race is dwarves. You can still call us dwarves, but we have a couple of humans, goblins, elves, and kobolds in here too (whom we wish would leave)
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This is Nekronia's nation. IC it's just an ally, but OOC it's still me.
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Planeta de los Muertos
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:29 am

*Reads newspaper.*
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
Niece: Hetalia Dakota
Chaotic neutral til I'm gone for good!

I wrote:Bitch, please!
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Zustash Alath
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Postby Zustash Alath » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:33 am

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:*Reads newspaper.*

*pokes newspaper*
We are a proud nation of dwarves. Fear our drunken wrath!
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Factbook

A citizen of Zustash Alåth is called an Alåthian, but our race is dwarves. You can still call us dwarves, but we have a couple of humans, goblins, elves, and kobolds in here too (whom we wish would leave)
Q&A about our nation
This is Nekronia's nation. IC it's just an ally, but OOC it's still me.
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The 4th Realm
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Founded: Mar 17, 2011
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Postby The 4th Realm » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:47 am

Slashes Newspaper

No reading when I am mad.
You know, if I was a Mod, every thread I lock would have a death pun.....yeah, we can only dream can we.
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Swampmarsh
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Postby Swampmarsh » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:49 am

The 4th Realm wrote:Slashes Newspaper

No reading when I am mad.

D:
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OOC this is Nekronia, IC this is just an ally. Not really a puppet, we're just both miltaristic
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Planeta de los Muertos
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:50 am

The 4th Realm wrote:Slashes Newspaper

No reading when I am mad.

Fuck you too. *pulls out another newspaper*

Buzz off dickweed.
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
Niece: Hetalia Dakota
Chaotic neutral til I'm gone for good!

I wrote:Bitch, please!
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Zustash Alath
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Founded: Feb 25, 2011
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Postby Zustash Alath » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:51 am

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
The 4th Realm wrote:Slashes Newspaper

No reading when I am mad.

Fuck you too. *pulls out another newspaper*

Buzz off dickweed.

Win ^
We are a proud nation of dwarves. Fear our drunken wrath!
Storefront
Factbook

A citizen of Zustash Alåth is called an Alåthian, but our race is dwarves. You can still call us dwarves, but we have a couple of humans, goblins, elves, and kobolds in here too (whom we wish would leave)
Q&A about our nation
This is Nekronia's nation. IC it's just an ally, but OOC it's still me.
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The 4th Realm
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Postby The 4th Realm » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:55 am

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
The 4th Realm wrote:Slashes Newspaper

No reading when I am mad.

Fuck you too. *pulls out another newspaper*

Buzz off dickweed.

Slashes the other newspaper

No, you go fuck off with a Necrophiliac, man how you even exist is puzzling, did your momma get in bed with me?
You know, if I was a Mod, every thread I lock would have a death pun.....yeah, we can only dream can we.
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Zustash Alath
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Postby Zustash Alath » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:58 am

The 4th Realm wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:Fuck you too. *pulls out another newspaper*

Buzz off dickweed.

Slashes the other newspaper

No, you go fuck off with a Necrophiliac, man how you even exist is puzzling, did your momma get in bed with me?

*hands him another newspaper*

lol.
We are a proud nation of dwarves. Fear our drunken wrath!
Storefront
Factbook

A citizen of Zustash Alåth is called an Alåthian, but our race is dwarves. You can still call us dwarves, but we have a couple of humans, goblins, elves, and kobolds in here too (whom we wish would leave)
Q&A about our nation
This is Nekronia's nation. IC it's just an ally, but OOC it's still me.
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The 4th Realm
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Postby The 4th Realm » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:01 am

Burns all newspapers into nothing and turns into a dark voice

Now stop it, no reading when I am mad, also I need a Cola, anybody?
You know, if I was a Mod, every thread I lock would have a death pun.....yeah, we can only dream can we.
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Zustash Alath
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Postby Zustash Alath » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:06 am

The 4th Realm wrote:Burns all newspapers into nothing and turns into a dark voice

Now stop it, no reading when I am mad, also I need a Cola, anybody?

*hands him yet another newspaper*
We are a proud nation of dwarves. Fear our drunken wrath!
Storefront
Factbook

A citizen of Zustash Alåth is called an Alåthian, but our race is dwarves. You can still call us dwarves, but we have a couple of humans, goblins, elves, and kobolds in here too (whom we wish would leave)
Q&A about our nation
This is Nekronia's nation. IC it's just an ally, but OOC it's still me.
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The 4th Realm
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Postby The 4th Realm » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:07 am

Ignored.
You know, if I was a Mod, every thread I lock would have a death pun.....yeah, we can only dream can we.
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Planeta de los Muertos
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:08 am

*Yawns, then plays golf far away from the Necromancers' compound.*
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
Niece: Hetalia Dakota
Chaotic neutral til I'm gone for good!

I wrote:Bitch, please!
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Zustash Alath
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Postby Zustash Alath » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:08 am

The 4th Realm wrote:Ignored.

lol.
*reads newspaper comics*
We are a proud nation of dwarves. Fear our drunken wrath!
Storefront
Factbook

A citizen of Zustash Alåth is called an Alåthian, but our race is dwarves. You can still call us dwarves, but we have a couple of humans, goblins, elves, and kobolds in here too (whom we wish would leave)
Q&A about our nation
This is Nekronia's nation. IC it's just an ally, but OOC it's still me.
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Nekronia
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Founded: Dec 10, 2010
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Postby Nekronia » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:25 am

OOC: Guys, if you're wondering why I'm not posting as often, it's because I have a horrible cold. My throat hurts like hell, and my nose is pouring. :(
The Templar High Council wrote:The number of times Nek makes sense is grossly outnumbered by the times he doesn't.
IC Info: TL;DR verson of Nekronia: Authoritarian government with elements of the USSR and national socialism. Everyone works for the government, and buys from the government, obsoleting taxes as the money does not leave the country, save for government buying of items of foreign nations. Military is advanced but unconventional, focusing on infantry and psychological warfare. Primary method of national income is export of armaments and other war-related items.

OOC Info: I am a male and an atheist.
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Kharcha chaos raptor
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Postby Kharcha chaos raptor » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:27 am

Nekronia wrote:OOC: Guys, if you're wondering why I'm not posting as often, it's because I have a horrible cold. My throat hurts like hell, and my nose is pouring. :(

so is my nose, but that's probably due to the indonesian food i ate tonight 8)
I'm a scalie, and damn proud of it.
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Saurisisia
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Founded: Jan 28, 2011
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Postby Saurisisia » Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:12 pm

Kharcha chaos raptor wrote:
Nekronia wrote:OOC: Guys, if you're wondering why I'm not posting as often, it's because I have a horrible cold. My throat hurts like hell, and my nose is pouring. :(

so is my nose, but that's probably due to the indonesian food i ate tonight 8)

Good thing I had plain ol' American food last night. :P
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Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
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https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!
My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!
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Nekronia
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Postby Nekronia » Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:49 pm

Kharcha chaos raptor wrote:
Nekronia wrote:OOC: Guys, if you're wondering why I'm not posting as often, it's because I have a horrible cold. My throat hurts like hell, and my nose is pouring. :(

so is my nose, but that's probably due to the indonesian food i ate tonight 8)

*wonders if it was a Thai stripper joke*
The Templar High Council wrote:The number of times Nek makes sense is grossly outnumbered by the times he doesn't.
IC Info: TL;DR verson of Nekronia: Authoritarian government with elements of the USSR and national socialism. Everyone works for the government, and buys from the government, obsoleting taxes as the money does not leave the country, save for government buying of items of foreign nations. Military is advanced but unconventional, focusing on infantry and psychological warfare. Primary method of national income is export of armaments and other war-related items.

OOC Info: I am a male and an atheist.
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Greater Stolichnaya
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Postby Greater Stolichnaya » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:40 pm

Izandai wrote:
Greater Stolichnaya wrote:OOC: I can just picture that in my head. It's funny.

IC: *holds out hands and burns the undead husks*

*breaths in the air as white lights emit from each husk's mouth*

*devours the souls from each husk*

That is how you reap a soul.

*waits for you to die from absorbing a corrupted soul* The only way to absorb a soul safely is by taking it from a living being or freshly dead creature. The latter is more evil. Also, ninjutsu doesn't raise the dead. Only necromancy does that. You must have been using necromancy unconsciously.

No, I already know how that business works. *deposits souls into an urn*

Perhaps. The ninjutsu requires immense amounts of concentration. It may have awakened my mind to perform necromancy. Or maybe the ninjutsu I used is coincidentally a spell to reawaken the dead.
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Kharcha chaos raptor
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Postby Kharcha chaos raptor » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:26 pm

Nekronia wrote:
Kharcha chaos raptor wrote:so is my nose, but that's probably due to the indonesian food i ate tonight 8)

*wonders if it was a Thai stripper joke*

no, for once there was no intended innuendo. see? I can surprise people. even if I were to get a stripper, it'd have to be a handsome dino/dragon/other scalie. like Saur.
I'm a scalie, and damn proud of it.
the anthro velociraptor called Khârcha, warp-sorceress and ocasional-half-dragon anthrosaur.
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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:30 pm

Kharcha chaos raptor wrote:
Nekronia wrote:*wonders if it was a Thai stripper joke*

no, for once there was no intended innuendo. see? I can surprise people. even if I were to get a stripper, it'd have to be a handsome dino/dragon/other scalie. like Saur.

Or me!
*Grins*
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!
My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!
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Kharcha chaos raptor
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Postby Kharcha chaos raptor » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:34 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Kharcha chaos raptor wrote:no, for once there was no intended innuendo. see? I can surprise people. even if I were to get a stripper, it'd have to be a handsome dino/dragon/other scalie. like Saur.

Or me!
*Grins*

I did say 'like saur' sweety.
*drags you to my crypt*
*hangs do not disturb sign on the entrance*
I'm a scalie, and damn proud of it.
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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:35 pm

Kharcha chaos raptor wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:Or me!
*Grins*

I did say 'like saur' sweety.
*drags you to my crypt*
*hangs do not disturb sign on the entrance*

Oh yeah...
*Is dragged to your crypt*
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!
My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!
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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:45 pm

Greater Stolichnaya wrote:
Izandai wrote:*waits for you to die from absorbing a corrupted soul* The only way to absorb a soul safely is by taking it from a living being or freshly dead creature. The latter is more evil. Also, ninjutsu doesn't raise the dead. Only necromancy does that. You must have been using necromancy unconsciously.

No, I already know how that business works. *deposits souls into an urn*

Perhaps. The ninjutsu requires immense amounts of concentration. It may have awakened my mind to perform necromancy. Or maybe the ninjutsu I used is coincidentally a spell to reawaken the dead.

Maybe. *trains with sword*
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

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Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

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Greater Stolichnaya
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Postby Greater Stolichnaya » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:12 pm

Izandai wrote:
Greater Stolichnaya wrote:No, I already know how that business works. *deposits souls into an urn*

Perhaps. The ninjutsu requires immense amounts of concentration. It may have awakened my mind to perform necromancy. Or maybe the ninjutsu I used is coincidentally a spell to reawaken the dead.

Maybe. *trains with sword*

:twisted: Wanna battle? *unsheathes two katanas*
"Mental disorders ARE physical. Your brain physically exists. Well...okay...brains physically exist." - The Norwegian Blue

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"I play Peter Griffin, a heroic warrior who defied the English to free England from the English." - Peter Griffin
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