Mama Nana's Bistro: Do the 'Waka Waka' dance!

[Hathradic States]

*is dissatisfied with the selection*

*soundsproofs room*


One, two, three, oh fuck it all!

Got one chance, infiltrate them
Get it right, terminate them
The Panzers will permeate them
Break their pride, denigrate them
And their people, retrograde them
Typhus, detriate them
Epidemic, devastate them
Take no prisoners, cremate them
Burn!


EDIT: I forgot the "oh" in the first line

*whacks in head with foam bat*

*whacks in thigh with foam sword*


Love's lots of money
Back's against the wall
Calls me Sugar Hathy
She's got me by the balls!
Oh! Domino!

[Aeternus Audentia]

And with that I must leave, bye Bitches!!!!

Hey Nana, I don't think CM is coming back.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

And with that I must leave, bye Bitches!!!!

Hey Nana, I don't think CM is coming back.

Em, not sure her saying that she must leave means she isn't coming back.

[Aeternus Audentia]

Hey Nana, I don't think CM is coming back.

Em, not sure her saying that she must leave means she isn't coming back.

Well, that was her last post and she has been gone for four days. And as far as ambiguous "Bye bye everyone" posts go, that sounds fairly final.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Em, not sure her saying that she must leave means she isn't coming back.

Well, that was her last post and she has been gone for four days. And as far as ambiguous "Bye bye everyone" posts go, that sounds fairly final.

CM is known for not coming into the forum for weeks on end.

[Saurisisia]

*Props up feet on table*
*Yawns again*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*Props up feet on table*
*Yawns again*

*rubs belly*

[Saurisisia]

*Props up feet on table*
*Yawns again*

*rubs belly*

*Smiles and let you do it*

[Esternial]

Em, not sure her saying that she must leave means she isn't coming back.

Well, that was her last post and she has been gone for four days. And as far as ambiguous "Bye bye everyone" posts go, that sounds fairly final.

Or maybe she is busy?

I know, crazy idea, right?

[Aeternus Audentia]

Well, looking at the employment list, we have in our spirits staff a sniper who is unreliable and disappears for days on end and a stand in bartender. Clearly something is missing. As you probably know, it's a full time bartender. I'd like to apply for the job. I know more than enough about wines, spirits, ales, brews, and drinking in general. I'm a heavy drinker myself.

[Tetraca]

Hi peoples, my computer's being a bit difficult, specifically iTunes, surprise surprise :/

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Well, looking at the employment list, we have in our spirits staff a sniper who is unreliable and disappears for days on end and a stand in bartender. Clearly something is missing. As you probably know, it's a full time bartender. I'd like to apply for the job. I know more than enough about wines, spirits, ales, brews, and drinking in general. I'm a heavy drinker myself.

Sure, have the job.

[Aeternus Audentia]

Well, looking at the employment list, we have in our spirits staff a sniper who is unreliable and disappears for days on end and a stand in bartender. Clearly something is missing. As you probably know, it's a full time bartender. I'd like to apply for the job. I know more than enough about wines, spirits, ales, brews, and drinking in general. I'm a heavy drinker myself.

Sure, have the job.

Yes! Do I get a spot in the OP? Preferably between CM and CC; snipers are important, but full time comes before stand in by priority.

Edit: While you are changing the OP, please change "Lydias Gryphus" to "Aeternus Audentia" in the floor plan spoiler and here: "Thanks to Lydias Gryphus for donating his Super Genintari to the bistro's game room!"

Secondly, you can delete these:
(he's the owner of Ze Lair and creepy shit goes there, I kid you not)
Now providing coffee and donuts to the F7 Mad Scientist Lair.

The Lair no longer exists.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Sure, have the job.

Yes! Do I get a spot in the OP? Preferably between CM and CC; snipers are important, but full time comes before stand in by priority.

You're on top of the list.

[Frenca]

'Ello Gov'nors.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

'Ello Gov'nors.

Hey Fren.

[New high charity 24]

Laggy Computer Man here, God I hate it. Hey Nana.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Laggy Computer Man here, God I hate it. Hey Nana.

Hey there, bud.

[New high charity 24]

Laggy Computer Man here, God I hate it. Hey Nana.

Hey there, bud.

So Laggy! hey Nana!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Hey there, bud.

So Laggy! hey Nana!

Have you rebooted?

[New high charity 24]

So Laggy! hey Nana!

Have you rebooted?

Just did that.

[Saurisisia]

*Feet still propped up on table*

[St George of England]

Have you rebooted?

Just did that.

Buy a portable hard drive/lolhuge usb stick as soon as possible. Move all music files to said PHD/USB.

[Aeternus Audentia]

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[align=center][i]Banner courtesy of [nation]Esternial[/nation]![/i][/align]

[b][size=150]Come in, order your favorite foods, be served and enjoy a pleasant conversation. [/size][/b]


[i]Come on in through our gates, and enjoy the Traditional Japanese architecture: [/i]
[spoiler=Idea provided by North Wiedna]([url=http://www.kiku.com/electric_samurai/cobweb_castle/image/todaiji_temple.jpg]Image[/url])[/spoiler]
[i]Enjoy the traditional interior: [/i]
[spoiler=Collaborative design by South Asia Minor and Concordeia]([url=http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/6a/ab/4c/our-traditional-bar.jpg]Image[/url])[/spoiler]
[i]Floor plan:[/i]
[spoiler=Designed by Aeternus Audentia]([url=http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5300/rszcafex.jpg]Image[/url])[/spoiler]

[color=#FF0000][b]NO THREAD ADVERTISING ALLOWED.[/b][/color]

[spoiler=Before posting in the thread better read this][b][size=150]Ok... I didn't want to do this but after what happened last night, it's inevitable. Starting with myself, and all the way down to each and every one of you, you have a problem at home (of any kind), don't bring it to the bistro. Anyone disregarding this will be asked to leave.[/size][/b][/spoiler]

[spoiler=Rules Of The Bistro Must Be Read By All][color=#FF0000][size=150][b]NOTICE: First topic of order to be remembered by all: Let us RP here, converse, in a bistro related context. Fighting is not permitted. Outside drama (someone cussed at you in another thread, someone burned your imaginary friend Burt, etc.) is not permitted. When Mama Nana is not here, [i]Maineiacs, Imperial--japan, Auremena, Esternial, Northern Felaria and Old Erisia[/i] have the final say. If any of them asks you to leave because you fail to follow the rules, you are to leave. Spamming is not welcome. Flaming and baiting is not welcome. If you have the overwhelming need to bad mouth other nationalities, do not do it in the bistro. If your intentions are to troll, you're not welcome here. Harassing the patrons of the bistro is also a big no no. No cybering or sexual play will be tolerated. Ignore the spammers. If anything comes up, ignore it and report it to Moderation. Do not feed trolls by replying to what they post. Don't like the bistro, don't bitch and stop posting. Problem solved. If you have any problems following these simple rules, the bistro is definitively not for you. Go to another thread.[/b][/size][/color][/spoiler]


[align=center][size=150][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BfcAPYTiUM]The Go! Team 'Get It Together'!![/url] :D [/size][/align]


Our staff is composed of:

[b]Kitchen staff:[/b]
Unilisia - Head Chef
South Asia Minor - Banzai Submarine Comestible Technician
Auremena - Sushi Chef & Owner of Aural Vampire Gothic Nightclub
Saurisia/Dinosaurian - German Dish Kaiser
Niur - Fine Sea Food Supplier
Baron lords - Pizza Dude
Eliasonia - Master BBQer

[b]Spirits staff:[/b]
Aeternus Audentia - Bartender
Chaos master - Sniper (In loving memory of the Mistress of the 'bye-ni'.)
Chaos Crescent - Stand-in Bartender

[b]Bistro staff:[/b]
Maineiacs - Manager
Imperial--japan - Assistant Manager
Israeon- Supply Manager
Conoga - Maitre
BranchLandia - Karaoke poobah
Goober Kingdom - Waiter
Unicario - Waitress
Saxony Silvia - Waitress
Old Erisia - Underground Stuff Sales Manager
United Districts of 1 - Valet
Mushet - Gondolier (not stereotypical, mind you)
New high charity 24 - Secretary and Assistant security
Esternial - Security, Armed Bartender & Advertisement Designer
St George of England - Bouncer & Bow master
Gidgetisms - Hostess
Manahakatouki - Janitor
Italy - Janitor
United Dependencies - Health inspector and minute analyst
Wewtlandem - PR representative
Chatkasatan - Resident Nurse
Menassa - Resident Doctor
Stannge - Monorail Cat
Arcad - Shaman of Haruhiism
Umbra Ac Silentium - Mama Nana's Pet
Nightkill the Emperor - Jack of all trades
Tetraca - Cat familiar
New Lovable Weirdos - Bogus Accountant

[b]Entertainment staff:[/b]
Resident Jew Fister - Zeppy (Respect his holy and righteous pimpin' hand. May he be strong when he slaps that ho)
Hathradic States - Heavy Metal-er and Thrasher
North Russian Empire - Resident Free Spirit (it's free)
The Voltania - Chippendale dancer with a pessimistic outlook on life ([i]In memoriam[/i], since he hasn't been on for ages.)
Old Erisia - High priced ho (the fabulous bitch can multitask!)
Lackadaisical2 - Resident drunk
Bergnovinaia - Pianist
American Capitalists - Resident Wannabe Writer
Weltmachtistan - Juke Box Hero (R.I.P.)
Keelpeel - One Man show (You'll be missed, friend. :()
St George of England's Package - He deserves a spot here. He has entertained the F7 ladies, and some of the guys, since a shot of it was posted in the Pic Thread.
Concordeia - Bistro's Guitarrist
Aquilinia - Jazz Trumpeter
Frenca - Resident Violinist
The Deep Vault- Machine handler
The Mont - Bassist
Winnian Islands - Chanteuse
Great Valencia - Mad Scientist and Evil Mastermind


Available Menus to choose from: ask [nation]Conoga[/nation], the Maitre.


[b]Amenities:[/b]

BRAND NEW!: [b][color=#004080]Alcohol Mist Cube[/color][/b]. Now inhale your alcohol, while you dance, for a set fee of $15.00 and have fun.


BRAND NEW!: [b][color=#0040FF]Game room[/color][/b], for our faithful patrons. Every game console available- Wii, PS, PSII, PSIII, Xbox, Xbox 360. And for the nostalgic- ATARI and NINTENDO (original). Also, play with the Original Gameboy, Nintendo DS, DS Lite, DSi, and DSXLarge, and PSP. Come in and have some fun!!! Thanks to Aeternus Audentia for donating his [url=http://dvice.com/pics/super-genintari.jpg]Super Genintari[/url] to the bistro's game room!


We now offer a [color=#0000FF][b]cafe area[/b][/color] with computer terminals (the best computers in the market now) where people can connect to the internet. Wi-Fi service is available for those who bring their laptops. Come on in and enjoy [i]Mama Nana's[/i] connection to the World Wide Web!


Now offering spontaneous [color=#BF40FF][b]KARAOKE AFTERNOONS[/b][/color]! Everyday, by BranchLandia!


Tuesday Nights, [color=#FF00FF][b]CATNIP PARTY[/b][/color], here, at [i]Mama Nana's Bistro[/i]. Come and have fun!


Get your unique T-Shirt at [b]United District of 1[/b]'s kiosk!


Enjoy the best whiskey and ale vintages too. Brought to you by [b]Saint George of England[/b]!


For the rowdiest of you, there's [url=http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=92442][b]NRE's and Essty's Bar[/b][/url]. So go there and FIGHT!


Providing catering 'a la carte' for [url=http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=91361][b]F7IA[/b][/url].


Bistro's security by [b][url=http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=94472]Karak Grund's F7 Security[/url][/b].
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[align=center]｡◕‿◕｡[/align]

Nana, in the interest of convenience and the philosophy that "if you want it done right, you'll do it yourself," here is the OP for the Bistro in code, but with minor edits;
Changed "Lydias Gryphus" to "Aeternus Audentia."
Maintained consistency in having " - " or "- " after each employee's name. I chose the former.
Removed link to "Ze Lair" because it no longer exists.
Removed link to "F7 Templar Order" because it no longer exists.

If you used this code, it would settle my OCD. It's not really your fault or anything, but these little things might be nothing to you but they are itching at me. Big time. It's an understatement.

Also, it would make me happy because you were able to trust me that I didn't sneak any hidden code or inappropriate pictures in place of any number of the pictures on the OP.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

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[align=center][i]Banner courtesy of [nation]Esternial[/nation]![/i][/align]

[b][size=150]Come in, order your favorite foods, be served and enjoy a pleasant conversation. [/size][/b]


[i]Come on in through our gates, and enjoy the Traditional Japanese architecture: [/i]
[spoiler=Idea provided by North Wiedna]([url=http://www.kiku.com/electric_samurai/cobweb_castle/image/todaiji_temple.jpg]Image[/url])[/spoiler]
[i]Enjoy the traditional interior: [/i]
[spoiler=Collaborative design by South Asia Minor and Concordeia]([url=http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/6a/ab/4c/our-traditional-bar.jpg]Image[/url])[/spoiler]
[i]Floor plan:[/i]
[spoiler=Designed by Aeternus Audentia]([url=http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5300/rszcafex.jpg]Image[/url])[/spoiler]

[color=#FF0000][b]NO THREAD ADVERTISING ALLOWED.[/b][/color]

[spoiler=Before posting in the thread better read this][b][size=150]Ok... I didn't want to do this but after what happened last night, it's inevitable. Starting with myself, and all the way down to each and every one of you, you have a problem at home (of any kind), don't bring it to the bistro. Anyone disregarding this will be asked to leave.[/size][/b][/spoiler]

[spoiler=Rules Of The Bistro Must Be Read By All][color=#FF0000][size=150][b]NOTICE: First topic of order to be remembered by all: Let us RP here, converse, in a bistro related context. Fighting is not permitted. Outside drama (someone cussed at you in another thread, someone burned your imaginary friend Burt, etc.) is not permitted. When Mama Nana is not here, [i]Maineiacs, Imperial--japan, Auremena, Esternial, Northern Felaria and Old Erisia[/i] have the final say. If any of them asks you to leave because you fail to follow the rules, you are to leave. Spamming is not welcome. Flaming and baiting is not welcome. If you have the overwhelming need to bad mouth other nationalities, do not do it in the bistro. If your intentions are to troll, you're not welcome here. Harassing the patrons of the bistro is also a big no no. No cybering or sexual play will be tolerated. Ignore the spammers. If anything comes up, ignore it and report it to Moderation. Do not feed trolls by replying to what they post. Don't like the bistro, don't bitch and stop posting. Problem solved. If you have any problems following these simple rules, the bistro is definitively not for you. Go to another thread.[/b][/size][/color][/spoiler]


[align=center][size=150][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BfcAPYTiUM]The Go! Team 'Get It Together'!![/url] :D [/size][/align]


Our staff is composed of:

[b]Kitchen staff:[/b]
Unilisia - Head Chef
South Asia Minor - Banzai Submarine Comestible Technician
Auremena - Sushi Chef & Owner of Aural Vampire Gothic Nightclub
Saurisia/Dinosaurian - German Dish Kaiser
Niur - Fine Sea Food Supplier
Baron lords - Pizza Dude
Eliasonia - Master BBQer

[b]Spirits staff:[/b]
Aeternus Audentia - Bartender
Chaos master - Sniper (In loving memory of the Mistress of the 'bye-ni'.)
Chaos Crescent - Stand-in Bartender

[b]Bistro staff:[/b]
Maineiacs - Manager
Imperial--japan - Assistant Manager
Israeon- Supply Manager
Conoga - Maitre
BranchLandia - Karaoke poobah
Goober Kingdom - Waiter
Unicario - Waitress
Saxony Silvia - Waitress
Old Erisia - Underground Stuff Sales Manager
United Districts of 1 - Valet
Mushet - Gondolier (not stereotypical, mind you)
New high charity 24 - Secretary and Assistant security
Esternial - Security, Armed Bartender & Advertisement Designer
St George of England - Bouncer & Bow master
Gidgetisms - Hostess
Manahakatouki - Janitor
Italy - Janitor
United Dependencies - Health inspector and minute analyst
Wewtlandem - PR representative
Chatkasatan - Resident Nurse
Menassa - Resident Doctor
Stannge - Monorail Cat
Arcad - Shaman of Haruhiism
Umbra Ac Silentium - Mama Nana's Pet
Nightkill the Emperor - Jack of all trades
Tetraca - Cat familiar
New Lovable Weirdos - Bogus Accountant

[b]Entertainment staff:[/b]
Resident Jew Fister - Zeppy (Respect his holy and righteous pimpin' hand. May he be strong when he slaps that ho)
Hathradic States - Heavy Metal-er and Thrasher
North Russian Empire - Resident Free Spirit (it's free)
The Voltania - Chippendale dancer with a pessimistic outlook on life ([i]In memoriam[/i], since he hasn't been on for ages.)
Old Erisia - High priced ho (the fabulous bitch can multitask!)
Lackadaisical2 - Resident drunk
Bergnovinaia - Pianist
American Capitalists - Resident Wannabe Writer
Weltmachtistan - Juke Box Hero (R.I.P.)
Keelpeel - One Man show (You'll be missed, friend. :()
St George of England's Package - He deserves a spot here. He has entertained the F7 ladies, and some of the guys, since a shot of it was posted in the Pic Thread.
Concordeia - Bistro's Guitarrist
Aquilinia - Jazz Trumpeter
Frenca - Resident Violinist
The Deep Vault- Machine handler
The Mont - Bassist
Winnian Islands - Chanteuse
Great Valencia - Mad Scientist and Evil Mastermind


Available Menus to choose from: ask [nation]Conoga[/nation], the Maitre.


[b]Amenities:[/b]

BRAND NEW!: [b][color=#004080]Alcohol Mist Cube[/color][/b]. Now inhale your alcohol, while you dance, for a set fee of $15.00 and have fun.


BRAND NEW!: [b][color=#0040FF]Game room[/color][/b], for our faithful patrons. Every game console available- Wii, PS, PSII, PSIII, Xbox, Xbox 360. And for the nostalgic- ATARI and NINTENDO (original). Also, play with the Original Gameboy, Nintendo DS, DS Lite, DSi, and DSXLarge, and PSP. Come in and have some fun!!! Thanks to Aeternus Audentia for donating his [url=http://dvice.com/pics/super-genintari.jpg]Super Genintari[/url] to the bistro's game room!


We now offer a [color=#0000FF][b]cafe area[/b][/color] with computer terminals (the best computers in the market now) where people can connect to the internet. Wi-Fi service is available for those who bring their laptops. Come on in and enjoy [i]Mama Nana's[/i] connection to the World Wide Web!


Now offering spontaneous [color=#BF40FF][b]KARAOKE AFTERNOONS[/b][/color]! Everyday, by BranchLandia!


Tuesday Nights, [color=#FF00FF][b]CATNIP PARTY[/b][/color], here, at [i]Mama Nana's Bistro[/i]. Come and have fun!


Get your unique T-Shirt at [b]United District of 1[/b]'s kiosk!


Enjoy the best whiskey and ale vintages too. Brought to you by [b]Saint George of England[/b]!


For the rowdiest of you, there's [url=http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=92442][b]NRE's and Essty's Bar[/b][/url]. So go there and FIGHT!


Providing catering 'a la carte' for [url=http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=91361][b]F7IA[/b][/url].


Bistro's security by [b][url=http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=94472]Karak Grund's F7 Security[/url][/b].
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[align=center]｡◕‿◕｡[/align]

Nana, in the interest of convenience and the philosophy that "if you want it done right, you'll do it yourself," here is the OP for the Bistro in code, but with minor edits;
Changed "Lydias Gryphus" to "Aeternus Audentia."
Maintained consistency in having " - " or "- " after each employee's name. I chose the former.
Removed link to "Ze Lair" because it no longer exists.
Removed link to "F7 Templar Order" because it no longer exists.

If you used this code, it would settle my OCD. It's not really your fault or anything, but these little things might be nothing to you but they are itching at me. Big time. It's an understatement.

Also, it would make me happy because you were able to trust me that I didn't sneak any hidden code or inappropriate pictures in place of any number of the pictures on the OP.

We'll leave the code as is. I'm tired of constantly changing the code. I'm sure you understand.