Mama Nana's Bistro: Do the 'Waka Waka' dance!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Why, it's there, in the cup, right in front of you.
*tilts her head like evil kitten*

Ugh, you're not fun.

What? Is it too hot for you to spread it against your chest? Don't you like kinky shnit? Not my fault.
*takes cocoa away, cussing in Asturian*
Pitu caleyu, joe.

[The Truth and Light]

You should sig that.

No room, no room. Move down move down move down!

Hehehehehehehe Moving down baby!

*moves down*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

There is just one egg here, sir. And that's me.
*winks*

And a nice, firm, round egg too. You're the egg that I would turn into a sunny side up egg and I'd dig my face into you and lick the yoke right out of ya.. Mmmm Mmmm!

[The Archregimancy]

^{This is cool}

*** This is cool too! ***

Absolutely do not use the mod warn tags under any circumstances. Not as a joke, not because you think it's cool, and not even when you edit them out of your post one minute later after realising your mistake; as other people are likely to quote your post, it's unlikely to go away.

Normally, mis-use of warn tags carries an immediate ban for impersonating a mod. Not just a warning, but a full ban. However, since you did edit it out quickly this time on having your mistake pointed out to you, I'm going to be lenient and simply hand out a *** warning for misuse of warn tags ***.

I can't stress how important it is that you don't make this mistake again, however innocent it might have been this time.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

*Kicks T&L and Nana upstairs*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

There is just one egg here, sir. And that's me.
*winks*

And a nice, firm, round egg too. You're the egg that I would turn into a sunny side up egg and I'd dig my face into you and lick the yoke right out of ya.. Mmmm Mmmm!

You. Are. Positively. Creeping. Me. Out.
*backs away*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*Kicks T&L and Nana upstairs*

Hey, crackable person here.
*glares*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

*Kicks T&L and Nana upstairs*

Hey, crackable person here.
*glares*

*Lower half bulges*

*Goes to do business in bathroom*

*Bistro shakes*

*Comes back and gets a coffee*

[Israeon]

Well, I guess I might try and restart the Daily Show if Lynd doesn't revive it.

[Grittonia]

*Walks in*

You know, you people shouldn't move the Bistro when I'm not around. How can I otherwise stalk you guys?

*Takes binoculars, notepad and a pen*

Now, just act as if I'm not here.

[New East Ireland]

And a nice, firm, round egg too. You're the egg that I would turn into a sunny side up egg and I'd dig my face into you and lick the yoke right out of ya.. Mmmm Mmmm!

You. Are. Positively. Creeping. Me. Out.
*backs away*

I make one joke and all of a sudden I'm Dick Clark when he goes to the playboy mansion..

[Vandengaarde]

*Walks in*

You know, you people shouldn't move the Bistro when I'm not around. How can I otherwise stalk you guys?

*Takes binoculars, notepad and a pen*

Now, just act as if I'm not here.

*kicks you out for being too creepy*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Well, I guess I might try and restart the Daily Show if Lynd doesn't revive it.

He'll probably do it later on today. He must be watching the superbowl or something.

[North Wiedna]

You. Are. Positively. Creeping. Me. Out.
*backs away*

I make one joke and all of a sudden I'm Dick Clark when he goes to the playboy mansion..

No, you're Dick Clark.

[Lackadaisical2]

*returns from faraway lands, tired and bruised, but triumphant*

Love the new Flag Nana.
*grabs a beer*

I should never be without for so long. *caresses bottle affectionately*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You. Are. Positively. Creeping. Me. Out.
*backs away*

I make one joke and all of a sudden I'm Dick Clark when he goes to the playboy mansion..

It is you. You're creepy. Revel in your creepiness.

[Winian Islands]

I'm gonna open a fancy restaurant.

[St George of England]

*Walks in*

You know, you people shouldn't move the Bistro when I'm not around. How can I otherwise stalk you guys?

*Takes binoculars, notepad and a pen*

Now, just act as if I'm not here.

*kicks you out for being too creepy*

*kicks you out for gross misconduct unbefitting of your rank, and has you dishonourably discharged*

[Vandengaarde]

I'm gonna open a fancy restaurant.

Congrats.

[Grittonia]

*Walks in*

You know, you people shouldn't move the Bistro when I'm not around. How can I otherwise stalk you guys?

*Takes binoculars, notepad and a pen*

Now, just act as if I'm not here.

*kicks you out for being too creepy*

*Comes back in*

That's not nice. Bad boy.

[Mushet]

And a nice, firm, round egg too. You're the egg that I would turn into a sunny side up egg and I'd dig my face into you and lick the yoke right out of ya.. Mmmm Mmmm!

You. Are. Positively. Creeping. Me. Out.
*backs away*

Let's crack her open over a pan and savor her flavoring

[Israeon]

*Walks in*
May I have a beer?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*returns from faraway lands, tired and bruised, but triumphant*

Love the new Flag Nana.
*grabs a beer*

I should never be without for so long. *caresses bottle affectionately*

Lacky loves beer bottle!
Lacky and Beer Bottle sitting in a tree!
D R I N K I N G!

[Mushet]

*kicks you out for being too creepy*

*kicks you out for gross misconduct unbefitting of your rank, and has you dishonourably discharged*

The word discharge makes me think something dirty

[Vandengaarde]

*kicks you out for being too creepy*

*Comes back in*

That's not nice. Bad boy.

Stalkers are scary. Just saying.