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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:50 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:'throws the pasta at you' India did you wanna grab a flick sometime?

*Beats up Russia* I was hitting on her first! You are just a worthless, hops out of planes for no reason, beating up on Latvia, emo bastard! Why did I even try to help you hide from Bel in the first place? BACKSTABBER! *Italy loves girls*

Oh bitch no. 'Gets General winter and together the beat the crap out of you with bricks'
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Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:51 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Beats up Russia* I was hitting on her first! You are just a worthless, hops out of planes for no reason, beating up on Latvia, emo bastard! Why did I even try to help you hide from Bel in the first place? BACKSTABBER! *Italy loves girls*

Oh bitch no. 'Gets General winter and together the beat the crap out of you with bricks'

*Declares war on Russia* Everyone choose sides! Emo bastard or me!
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:52 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Beats up Russia* I was hitting on her first! You are just a worthless, hops out of planes for no reason, beating up on Latvia, emo bastard! Why did I even try to help you hide from Bel in the first place? BACKSTABBER! *Italy loves girls*

Oh bitch no. 'Gets General winter and together the beat the crap out of you with bricks'


Actually, Russia, this is WWII. That means we kick YOUR ass.
*shoots you in the foot*
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:52 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:Oh bitch no. 'Gets General winter and together the beat the crap out of you with bricks'

*Declares war on Russia* Everyone choose sides! Emo bastard or me!


And thus, Operation Barbarossa did begin...
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Sweden
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Postby Hetalia Sweden » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:52 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Sweden wrote:Because you're naturally a nice person who is also scared that Russia can probably torture you to death?
:D
*Waits for angry threats without action to back them up*

*Makes pasta extra scalding hot and throws in face* *While Sweden is on the ground crying Italy tosses a white flag on top of him* No one messes with my girls!

*Dodges pasta and throws ice cold herring at him*
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Hetalia Prussia wrote:*sigh*
Maybe you need to learn a little bit about how nations are born...
You see, the daddy nation goes, and invades the mommy nation's vital regions. And he plants his, erm, citizens there... and then, after a long while- usually around 9 months- the baby nation breaks out of the mommy nation, and becomes a little country!

:shock:
Well if that doesn't scare me from ever creating a baby nation, I don't know what will...

(22:47:27) Sweden: (whispers to Belarus) Fun fact: They sing about Russia. Not carrots and sticks.
(22:48:25) Belarus: (whispers) We were singing about his stick.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:52 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:Oh bitch no. 'Gets General winter and together the beat the crap out of you with bricks'


Actually, Russia, this is WWII. That means we kick YOUR ass.
*shoots you in the foot*

*Jabs with a white flag* For women!!!!!!!
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:53 pm

Hetalia Sweden wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Makes pasta extra scalding hot and throws in face* *While Sweden is on the ground crying Italy tosses a white flag on top of him* No one messes with my girls!

*Dodges pasta and throws ice cold herring at him*

*Throws more pasta*
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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:53 pm

Hetalia Sweden wrote:Herring?

Oooh... *takes a few herring*


As for the operation, I'm helping you, Italy. *puts a stone in a snowball and throws it to St.Petersburg, starting the famous siege*-
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Hetalia Canada
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Postby Hetalia Canada » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:54 pm

Gives Russia vodka I hope he remembers me.... eh.
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:54 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:Oh bitch no. 'Gets General winter and together the beat the crap out of you with bricks'

*Declares war on Russia* Everyone choose sides! Emo bastard or me!

Yes either guy who destroyed Germany, or the guy whos favorite tactic is to wave a white flag.
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Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:55 pm

Hetalia Canada wrote:Gives Russia vodka I hope he remembers me.... eh.

Help me beat up italy and we are good.
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Sweden
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Postby Hetalia Sweden » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:55 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Sweden wrote:*Dodges pasta and throws ice cold herring at him*

*Throws more pasta*

*Launches herring to block the pasta*
*Notices Finland starting to attack Russia*
Uh... what about Estonia? Don't you think that you're setting a bad example?
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Hetalia Alter-ego of Almaniania
Loving Husband of the totally Awesome Canada
Part of Terra Nova
Hetalia Prussia wrote:*sigh*
Maybe you need to learn a little bit about how nations are born...
You see, the daddy nation goes, and invades the mommy nation's vital regions. And he plants his, erm, citizens there... and then, after a long while- usually around 9 months- the baby nation breaks out of the mommy nation, and becomes a little country!

:shock:
Well if that doesn't scare me from ever creating a baby nation, I don't know what will...

(22:47:27) Sweden: (whispers to Belarus) Fun fact: They sing about Russia. Not carrots and sticks.
(22:48:25) Belarus: (whispers) We were singing about his stick.
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:55 pm

Finland Hetalia wrote:
Hetalia Sweden wrote:Herring?

Oooh... *takes a few herring*


As for the operation, I'm helping you, Italy. *puts a stone in a snowball and throws it to St.Petersburg, starting the famous siege*-


Now we fight like men!

And ladies!

And ladies who dress like men!

For Gilgamesh, IT IS MORPHING TIME!
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:55 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Actually, Russia, this is WWII. That means we kick YOUR ass.
*shoots you in the foot*

*Jabs with a white flag* For women!!!!!!!

'hits you with a brick' For Vodka!!!!!!
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Belarus
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Postby Hetalia Belarus » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:56 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Belarus wrote:
*Chases*
Image

'runs from you again' Crap crap crap


*Catches you*
Marry Me!
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:56 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Jabs with a white flag* For women!!!!!!!

'hits you with a brick' For Vodka!!!!!!


Russia? Start losing now.
*shoots your other foot*
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:56 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Jabs with a white flag* For women!!!!!!!

'hits you with a brick' For Vodka!!!!!!

*Is knocked out* *Wakes up* Oh hi guys. I made everyone white flags and pasta! *Skips around*
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Hetalia Sweden
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Postby Hetalia Sweden » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:57 pm

Yeah...
*Reads book*
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Hetalia Alter-ego of Almaniania
Loving Husband of the totally Awesome Canada
Part of Terra Nova
Hetalia Prussia wrote:*sigh*
Maybe you need to learn a little bit about how nations are born...
You see, the daddy nation goes, and invades the mommy nation's vital regions. And he plants his, erm, citizens there... and then, after a long while- usually around 9 months- the baby nation breaks out of the mommy nation, and becomes a little country!

:shock:
Well if that doesn't scare me from ever creating a baby nation, I don't know what will...

(22:47:27) Sweden: (whispers to Belarus) Fun fact: They sing about Russia. Not carrots and sticks.
(22:48:25) Belarus: (whispers) We were singing about his stick.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:57 pm

Where's England?
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:58 pm

Hetalia Belarus wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:'runs from you again' Crap crap crap


*Catches you*
Marry Me!
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Umm....well if you help me win the war maybe.
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:58 pm

*Remembers* Arrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Russia!!!!
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Postby Hetalia Sweden » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:59 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:*Remembers* Arrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Russia!!!!

*Watches as memory is recalled*
Sweet.
*Launches herring at him*
And THAT'S for the pasta!
Hetalia Alter-ego of Almaniania
Loving Husband of the totally Awesome Canada
Part of Terra Nova
Hetalia Prussia wrote:*sigh*
Maybe you need to learn a little bit about how nations are born...
You see, the daddy nation goes, and invades the mommy nation's vital regions. And he plants his, erm, citizens there... and then, after a long while- usually around 9 months- the baby nation breaks out of the mommy nation, and becomes a little country!

:shock:
Well if that doesn't scare me from ever creating a baby nation, I don't know what will...

(22:47:27) Sweden: (whispers to Belarus) Fun fact: They sing about Russia. Not carrots and sticks.
(22:48:25) Belarus: (whispers) We were singing about his stick.
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:00 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:*Remembers* Arrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Russia!!!!

'trips you'
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:00 pm

Hetalia Sweden wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Remembers* Arrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Russia!!!!

*Watches as memory is recalled*
Sweet.
*Launches herring at him*
And THAT'S for the pasta!

*Builds a fort and launches a continuas stream of pasta out*
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Sweden
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Postby Hetalia Sweden » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:01 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Remembers* Arrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Russia!!!!

'trips you'

Dude... you don't have feet... they got shot off, remember?

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Sweden wrote:*Watches as memory is recalled*
Sweet.
*Launches herring at him*
And THAT'S for the pasta!

*Builds a fort and launches a continuas stream of pasta out*

*Gets hit*
YOWCH! THAT'S IT! Time to mislead you...
*Pulls out red herring and launches it at Italy's head*
(Awful English puns FTW! :lol: )
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Hetalia Alter-ego of Almaniania
Loving Husband of the totally Awesome Canada
Part of Terra Nova
Hetalia Prussia wrote:*sigh*
Maybe you need to learn a little bit about how nations are born...
You see, the daddy nation goes, and invades the mommy nation's vital regions. And he plants his, erm, citizens there... and then, after a long while- usually around 9 months- the baby nation breaks out of the mommy nation, and becomes a little country!

:shock:
Well if that doesn't scare me from ever creating a baby nation, I don't know what will...

(22:47:27) Sweden: (whispers to Belarus) Fun fact: They sing about Russia. Not carrots and sticks.
(22:48:25) Belarus: (whispers) We were singing about his stick.
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