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Shnercropolis
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Postby Shnercropolis » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:32 pm

Me Scotland! I'm Scotland!
it is my firm belief that I should never have to justify my beliefs.
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:32 pm

Frenca wrote:
Unicario wrote:*cuts off China's left arm* (Manchuria)
*cuts off China's legs* (Hong Kong, and Guangzhou)
*decapitates China completely* (Beijing)

Still haven't got China's intestines (Shanghai and Nanjing).


Actually... um, they call it the RAPE of Nanking...
I'm just going to go and guard France's old house now.
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Sweden
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Postby Hetalia Sweden » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:32 pm

Frenca wrote:
Hetalia Sweden wrote:(OOC: Didn't switch it... sorry.) :(

OOC: Doesn't matter.

OOC:Does to me.

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Sweden wrote:*Walks over to Russia*
I can give you three reasons why not...
*Laughs and walks away*

list them

Why not?
1. She's your sister... that's kind of... creepy.
2. She's completely insane. *Looks at her for a moment* Sorry, but you are.
3. Marriage is a dead institution.
*Walks away*
Hetalia Alter-ego of Almaniania
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Part of Terra Nova
Hetalia Prussia wrote:*sigh*
Maybe you need to learn a little bit about how nations are born...
You see, the daddy nation goes, and invades the mommy nation's vital regions. And he plants his, erm, citizens there... and then, after a long while- usually around 9 months- the baby nation breaks out of the mommy nation, and becomes a little country!

:shock:
Well if that doesn't scare me from ever creating a baby nation, I don't know what will...

(22:47:27) Sweden: (whispers to Belarus) Fun fact: They sing about Russia. Not carrots and sticks.
(22:48:25) Belarus: (whispers) We were singing about his stick.
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:34 pm

Hetalia Sweden wrote:
Frenca wrote:OOC: Doesn't matter.

OOC:Does to me.

Hetalia Russia wrote:list them

Why not?
1. She's your sister... that's kind of... creepy.
2. She's completely insane. *Looks at her for a moment* Sorry, but you are.
3. Marriage is a dead institution.
*Walks away*

Thank you 'breaks free of her and runs to india'
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:34 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Sweden wrote:OOC:Does to me.


Why not?
1. She's your sister... that's kind of... creepy.
2. She's completely insane. *Looks at her for a moment* Sorry, but you are.
3. Marriage is a dead institution.
*Walks away*

Thank you 'breaks free of her and runs to india'

*Drinks vodka*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:37 pm

Well, thank you, Sweden... I guess.
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Hetalia Sweden
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Postby Hetalia Sweden » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:39 pm

Finland Hetalia wrote:Well, thank you, Sweden... I guess.

No problem.
*Pulls out a plate of herring and offers it to him*
Herring?
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Hetalia Prussia wrote:*sigh*
Maybe you need to learn a little bit about how nations are born...
You see, the daddy nation goes, and invades the mommy nation's vital regions. And he plants his, erm, citizens there... and then, after a long while- usually around 9 months- the baby nation breaks out of the mommy nation, and becomes a little country!

:shock:
Well if that doesn't scare me from ever creating a baby nation, I don't know what will...

(22:47:27) Sweden: (whispers to Belarus) Fun fact: They sing about Russia. Not carrots and sticks.
(22:48:25) Belarus: (whispers) We were singing about his stick.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:42 pm

*Hits on India*
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:42 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:*Hits on India*

'kicks ur ass' So India wht do you do for fun?
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:43 pm

Where's Belgium? I don't think we told her she's been captured...
Also, Deutche, can I have some airplanes to throw at England?
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:43 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Hits on India*

'kicks ur ass' So India wht do you do for fun?

*Makes pasta for India* *Continues hitting on India*
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:43 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Hits on India*

'kicks ur ass' So India wht do you do for fun?


Hey! Don't hurt Italy! He's so stupid that he's defenseless! That's like beating up kittens!
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:44 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:'kicks ur ass' So India wht do you do for fun?


Hey! Don't hurt Italy! He's so stupid that he's defenseless! That's like beating up kittens!

Yay Prussia! :hug:
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:45 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:'kicks ur ass' So India wht do you do for fun?

*Makes pasta for India* *Continues hitting on India*

'throws the pasta at you' India did you wanna grab a flick sometime?
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:45 pm

*Watches people hit on me*

I usually read books for fun, actually. Sometimes I do a lot of philosophy in my spare time, and I'm a pretty good doctor and software engineer.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Frenca
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Postby Frenca » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:46 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:Where's Belgium? I don't think we told her she's been captured...
Also, Deutche, can I have some airplanes to throw at England?

Nana's not on.
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:47 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Watches people hit on me*

I usually read books for fun, actually. Sometimes I do a lot of philosophy in my spare time, and I'm a pretty good doctor and software engineer.

Have u ever read the communist manifesto?
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Belarus
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Postby Hetalia Belarus » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:47 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Sweden wrote:OOC:Does to me.


Why not?
1. She's your sister... that's kind of... creepy.
2. She's completely insane. *Looks at her for a moment* Sorry, but you are.
3. Marriage is a dead institution.
*Walks away*

Thank you 'breaks free of her and runs to india'


*Chases*
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:47 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Makes pasta for India* *Continues hitting on India*

'throws the pasta at you' India did you wanna grab a flick sometime?

*Beats up Russia* I was hitting on her first! You are just a worthless, hops out of planes for no reason, beating up on Latvia, emo bastard! Why did I even try to help you hide from Bel in the first place? BACKSTABBER! *Italy loves girls*
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:48 pm

Frenca wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:Where's Belgium? I don't think we told her she's been captured...
Also, Deutche, can I have some airplanes to throw at England?

Nana's not on.

OOC:
...Frenca, this is an IC thread.
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:48 pm

Hetalia Belarus wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:Thank you 'breaks free of her and runs to india'


*Chases*
Image

'runs from you again' Crap crap crap
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Sweden
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Postby Hetalia Sweden » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:49 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:'throws the pasta at you' India did you wanna grab a flick sometime?

*Beats up Russia* I was hitting on her first! You are just a worthless, hops out of planes for no reason, beating up on Latvia, emo bastard! Why did I even try to help you hide from Bel in the first place? BACKSTABBER! *Italy loves girls*

Because you're naturally a nice person who is also scared that Russia can probably torture you to death?
:D
*Waits for angry threats without action to back them up*
Hetalia Alter-ego of Almaniania
Loving Husband of the totally Awesome Canada
Part of Terra Nova
Hetalia Prussia wrote:*sigh*
Maybe you need to learn a little bit about how nations are born...
You see, the daddy nation goes, and invades the mommy nation's vital regions. And he plants his, erm, citizens there... and then, after a long while- usually around 9 months- the baby nation breaks out of the mommy nation, and becomes a little country!

:shock:
Well if that doesn't scare me from ever creating a baby nation, I don't know what will...

(22:47:27) Sweden: (whispers to Belarus) Fun fact: They sing about Russia. Not carrots and sticks.
(22:48:25) Belarus: (whispers) We were singing about his stick.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:49 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Watches people hit on me*

I usually read books for fun, actually. Sometimes I do a lot of philosophy in my spare time, and I'm a pretty good doctor and software engineer.

Have u ever read the communist manifesto?

Yes, quite liked it.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:50 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:'throws the pasta at you' India did you wanna grab a flick sometime?

*Beats up Russia* I was hitting on her first! You are just a worthless, hops out of planes for no reason, beating up on Latvia, emo bastard! Why did I even try to help you hide from Bel in the first place? BACKSTABBER! *Italy loves girls*


...and thus, Operation Barbarossa did begin.
*invades*
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:50 pm

Hetalia Sweden wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Beats up Russia* I was hitting on her first! You are just a worthless, hops out of planes for no reason, beating up on Latvia, emo bastard! Why did I even try to help you hide from Bel in the first place? BACKSTABBER! *Italy loves girls*

Because you're naturally a nice person who is also scared that Russia can probably torture you to death?
:D
*Waits for angry threats without action to back them up*

*Makes pasta extra scalding hot and throws in face* *While Sweden is on the ground crying Italy tosses a white flag on top of him* No one messes with my girls!
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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