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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:22 pm

Hetalia Poland wrote:*Wakes up*
*Yawns*


Poland!
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Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
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Hetalia Poland
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Postby Hetalia Poland » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:24 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:
Hetalia Poland wrote:*Wakes up*
*Yawns*


Poland!

Hello Germany.

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Hetalia Netherlands
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Postby Hetalia Netherlands » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:24 pm

*Walks over holding a bunny and smoking a pipe*
Well I'm back.
I am the Tulip Nation! Belgium's my sister, and I'm searching for my brother Luxembourg. I am also Mosasauria's Hetalia puppet.
Vandengaarde wrote:Sperm Airways Flight 69, coming in for landing.

America
I still have more enemies than allies.

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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:25 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Germania wrote:
Nihon-chan, I believe Prussia needs to be healed... And I also came for 2 reasons... 1 to be healed... 2... To give you this...

*Gives you the antique I forgot to put back*


*patches you up and gives you a shot of morphine*
There. You should be fine.
Sit down, and I'll give you something to drink.


Nein, I'm okay, Thank you.

Hetalia Poland wrote:
Hetalia Germania wrote:
Poland!

Hello Germany.


How are you doing, Poland? I've gotten shot up by everyone, Same as usual, I guess.
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Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)

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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:26 pm

Hetalia Netherlands wrote:*Walks over holding a bunny and smoking a pipe*
Well I'm back.


*Sprays with a fire extinguisher* That's for last night! *Hits the Netherlands over the head with it* And that's for Turkey!
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day

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Hetalia Poland
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Postby Hetalia Poland » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:27 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*patches you up and gives you a shot of morphine*
There. You should be fine.
Sit down, and I'll give you something to drink.


I'm okay, Thank you.

Hetalia Poland wrote:Hello Germany.


How are you doing, Poland? I've gotten shot up by everyone, Same as usual, I guess.


That must've sucked. :(

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Hetalia Netherlands
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Postby Hetalia Netherlands » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:27 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Netherlands wrote:*Walks over holding a bunny and smoking a pipe*
Well I'm back.


*Sprays with a fire extinguisher* That's for last night! *Hits the Netherlands over the head with it* And that's for Turkey!

AAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*Frantically tries to clean self and bunny*
What did I even do?
I am the Tulip Nation! Belgium's my sister, and I'm searching for my brother Luxembourg. I am also Mosasauria's Hetalia puppet.
Vandengaarde wrote:Sperm Airways Flight 69, coming in for landing.

America
I still have more enemies than allies.

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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:29 pm

Hetalia Poland wrote:
Hetalia Germania wrote:
I'm okay, Thank you.



How are you doing, Poland? I've gotten shot up by everyone, Same as usual, I guess.


That must've sucked. :(


It did indeed... But i'm all better now.

*Falls over*

Ouch...
Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)

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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:30 pm

*morphine-induced nap*
*still very pale from all that bleeding*
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Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.

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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:31 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:*morphine-induced nap*
*still very pale from all that bleeding*


Germany-san, come here! I need a favor!
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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Postby Hetalia Netherlands » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:31 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:*morphine-induced nap*
*still very pale from all that bleeding*

What the hell happened to him?
*Still smoking pipe*
I am the Tulip Nation! Belgium's my sister, and I'm searching for my brother Luxembourg. I am also Mosasauria's Hetalia puppet.
Vandengaarde wrote:Sperm Airways Flight 69, coming in for landing.

America
I still have more enemies than allies.

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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:31 pm

Hetalia Netherlands wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:*morphine-induced nap*
*still very pale from all that bleeding*

What the hell happened to him?
*Still smoking pipe*


I almost killed him, America, Turkey, Finland, and Germany.
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:32 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:*morphine-induced nap*
*still very pale from all that bleeding*


Germany-san, come here! I need a favor!


Me or Prussia?
Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)

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Postby Hetalia Netherlands » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:32 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Netherlands wrote:What the hell happened to him?
*Still smoking pipe*


I almost killed him, America, Turkey, Finland, and Germany.

And what'd you do that for Nihon?
*Smokes pipe*
I am the Tulip Nation! Belgium's my sister, and I'm searching for my brother Luxembourg. I am also Mosasauria's Hetalia puppet.
Vandengaarde wrote:Sperm Airways Flight 69, coming in for landing.

America
I still have more enemies than allies.

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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:32 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
Germany-san, come here! I need a favor!


Me or Prussia?


You. I need you to give some blood to Prussia-san.

Hetalia Netherlands wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
I almost killed him, America, Turkey, Finland, and Germany.

And what'd you do that for Nihon?
*Smokes pipe*


War.
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:33 pm

Hetalia Netherlands wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
*Sprays with a fire extinguisher* That's for last night! *Hits the Netherlands over the head with it* And that's for Turkey!

AAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*Frantically tries to clean self and bunny*
What did I even do?


It took me a while, but I found it:
Hetalia Netherlands wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
can we still be friends?

:palm: Are you always this... What's the word... Oblivious?
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day

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Postby Hetalia Netherlands » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:33 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Germania wrote:
Me or Prussia?


You. I need you to give some blood to Prussia-san.

Hetalia Netherlands wrote:And what'd you do that for Nihon?
*Smokes pipe*


War.

What in the name of all that is holy and unholy could've ignited a war like that?
I am the Tulip Nation! Belgium's my sister, and I'm searching for my brother Luxembourg. I am also Mosasauria's Hetalia puppet.
Vandengaarde wrote:Sperm Airways Flight 69, coming in for landing.

America
I still have more enemies than allies.

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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:33 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Germania wrote:
Me or Prussia?


You. I need you to give some blood to Prussia-san.

Hetalia Netherlands wrote:And what'd you do that for Nihon?
*Smokes pipe*


War.


Of course, Japan.

*Walks over slowly*
Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)

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Hetalia Netherlands
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Postby Hetalia Netherlands » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:34 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Netherlands wrote:AAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*Frantically tries to clean self and bunny*
What did I even do?


It took me a while, but I found it:
Hetalia Netherlands wrote: :palm: Are you always this... What's the word... Oblivious?

Hey, just to be fair, I do things like that to everybody when I'm scheming. Luckily for everyone, I'm kinda focused on bunnies and gardening right now.
I am the Tulip Nation! Belgium's my sister, and I'm searching for my brother Luxembourg. I am also Mosasauria's Hetalia puppet.
Vandengaarde wrote:Sperm Airways Flight 69, coming in for landing.

America
I still have more enemies than allies.

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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:34 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
You. I need you to give some blood to Prussia-san.



War.


Of course, Japan.

*Walks over slowly*


*sticks syringe in you and withdraws blood*
*injects it into Prussia*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:35 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Netherlands wrote:What the hell happened to him?
*Still smoking pipe*


I almost killed him, America, Turkey, Finland, and Germany.


You did kill me
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day

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Postby HetaliaTurkey » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:35 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Netherlands wrote:*Walks over holding a bunny and smoking a pipe*
Well I'm back.


*Sprays with a fire extinguisher* That's for last night! *Hits the Netherlands over the head with it* And that's for Turkey!

Yeah! OTTOMANS! Yeah Ottoman Empire! and the American Empire!
A puppet, proudly presented by NHC24!mum kendi kök yakar. Ama ayar değişmez.
(22:26:36) Sweden: TURKEY
(22:26:42) Sweden: GET OUT OF NORTHERN CYPRUS! :P

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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:35 pm

Hetalia Netherlands wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
It took me a while, but I found it:

Hey, just to be fair, I do things like that to everybody when I'm scheming. Luckily for everyone, I'm kinda focused on bunnies and gardening right now.


*glares while holding his fire extinguisher*
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day

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Hetalia Netherlands
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Postby Hetalia Netherlands » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:36 pm

HetaliaTurkey wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
*Sprays with a fire extinguisher* That's for last night! *Hits the Netherlands over the head with it* And that's for Turkey!

Yeah! OTTOMANS! Yeah Ottoman Empire! and the American Empire!

Still growing a beard?
I am the Tulip Nation! Belgium's my sister, and I'm searching for my brother Luxembourg. I am also Mosasauria's Hetalia puppet.
Vandengaarde wrote:Sperm Airways Flight 69, coming in for landing.

America
I still have more enemies than allies.

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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:36 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Germania wrote:
Of course, Japan.

*Walks over slowly*


*sticks syringe in you and withdraws blood*
*injects it into Prussia*


*Shakes it off*

ouch...
Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)

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