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Hetalia Prussia
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Founded: Jan 16, 2011
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:08 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Well, yeah... why do you think I beat him up all the time?
Say... why do you always help him when I do that, anyway?

2 things:
1) If I don't Britain will be up my ass arse about it all month
2) I have to repay him for helping me get my independence


I guess... but if your reasons are not upsetting Britain and a revolution-era debt to France, don't they cancel each other out...?
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Confederacy
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Founded: Jan 17, 2011
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Postby Hetalia Confederacy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:09 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:Russia, you still wanna go on a date?


Nooooo Frackin Russia beat me to you!
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:09 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
I doubt anyone here has even basic medical training...


Japan could... So could switzerland... And Poland...

But I doubt they like me because of YOU!


Fine, go ask them, I won't come with... I'll sit here in the corner, and bleed...
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Switzerland
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Founded: Jan 17, 2011
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Postby Hetalia Switzerland » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:09 pm

Finland Hetalia wrote:
Hetalia Switzerland wrote:
Hey, alright so how do you like Geneva ?


It's a beautiful city.


So hey, you want to go shooting?
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Hetalia Germania
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Founded: Jan 15, 2011
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:11 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia Germania wrote:
Japan could... So could switzerland... And Poland...

But I doubt they like me because of YOU!


Fine, go ask them, I won't come with... I'll sit here in the corner, and bleed...


...Come on...

*Pulls you up and wonders towards Japan*
Last edited by Hetalia Germania on Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)
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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:11 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:2 things:
1) If I don't Britain will be up my ass arse about it all month
2) I have to repay him for helping me get my independence


I guess... but if your reasons are not upsetting Britain and a revolution-era debt to France, don't they cancel each other out...?

no?....*scratches head* I don't... :? I'M CONFUSED NOW! *sprays Prussia with a fire extinguisher*
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:12 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Fine, go ask them, I won't come with... I'll sit here in the corner, and bleed...


...Come on...

*Pulls you up and wonders towards Japan*


*staggers along behind you*
Stupid Japan... grrr... I'll get you eventually, you'll see...
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:13 pm

*Comes to Japan's doorstep*

*Knocks*
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Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:13 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
I guess... but if your reasons are not upsetting Britain and a revolution-era debt to France, don't they cancel each other out...?

no?....*scratches head* I don't... :? I'M CONFUSED NOW! *sprays Prussia with a fire extinguisher*


AAAAAGH! YOU GOT CHEMICAL FOAM IN MY BULLET WOUND!
*falls on Japan's doorstep, crying*
Last edited by Hetalia Prussia on Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Confederacy
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Postby Hetalia Confederacy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:13 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
I guess... but if your reasons are not upsetting Britain and a revolution-era debt to France, don't they cancel each other out...?

no?....*scratches head* I don't... :? I'M CONFUSED NOW! *sprays Prussia with a fire extinguisher*


Hey bro wanna Truce?
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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:14 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:no?....*scratches head* I don't... :? I'M CONFUSED NOW! *sprays Prussia with a fire extinguisher*


AAAAAGH! YOU GOT CHEMICAL FOAM IN MY BULLET WOUND!
*falls on Japan's doorstep, crying*


YEAH? WELL, I GOT IT IN MY MOUTH it didn't taste too good either...
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day
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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:15 pm

Hetalia Confederacy wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:no?....*scratches head* I don't... :? I'M CONFUSED NOW! *sprays Prussia with a fire extinguisher*


Hey bro wanna Truce?

Yup
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day
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Hetalia Prussia
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Founded: Jan 16, 2011
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:15 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
AAAAAGH! YOU GOT CHEMICAL FOAM IN MY BULLET WOUND!
*falls on Japan's doorstep, crying*


YEAH? WELL, I GOT IT IN MY MOUTH it didn't taste too good either...


*continues bleeding profusely and sobbing*
IT HURTS! IT FUCKING HUUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!!!
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Finland Hetalia
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Founded: Jan 16, 2011
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:16 pm

Hetalia Switzerland wrote:
Finland Hetalia wrote:
It's a beautiful city.


So hey, you want to go shooting?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USL3qh6bv6I

Okay...
Fedeledland's Hetalia alter-ego.
JOIN Hetalia XD!
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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:17 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
YEAH? WELL, I GOT IT IN MY MOUTH it didn't taste too good either...


*continues bleeding profusely and sobbing*
IT HURTS! IT FUCKING HUUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!!!


Calm down...

*Starts to clean and patch you*
Last edited by Hetalia Germania on Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:17 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:no?....*scratches head* I don't... :? I'M CONFUSED NOW! *sprays Prussia with a fire extinguisher*


AAAAAGH! YOU GOT CHEMICAL FOAM IN MY BULLET WOUND!
*falls on Japan's doorstep, crying*


*brings you inside and heals you*

What do you need, Germany-san?
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Hetalia Confederacy
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Postby Hetalia Confederacy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:17 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Confederacy wrote:
Hey bro wanna Truce?

Yup

Cool.


*Flies Propaganda over D.C.*
LONG LIVE THE CONFEDERACY!
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:19 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
AAAAAGH! YOU GOT CHEMICAL FOAM IN MY BULLET WOUND!
*falls on Japan's doorstep, crying*


*brings you inside and heals you*

What do you need, Germany-san?


*sniffles*
Some painkiller, Nihon-chan...
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Japan
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Founded: Jan 16, 2011
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:19 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*brings you inside and heals you*

What do you need, Germany-san?


*sniffles*
Some painkiller, Nihon-chan...


*hands you a shot of morphine*
It's illegal, but i'll be damned if it doesn't work.
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Hetalia Switzerland
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Founded: Jan 17, 2011
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Postby Hetalia Switzerland » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:20 pm

Finland Hetalia wrote:
Hetalia Switzerland wrote:
So hey, you want to go shooting?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USL3qh6bv6I

Okay...


(OOC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQYBaaMX ... re=related)

Alright well its been fun having you here but you can leave when you want.
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Hetalia Poland
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Founded: Jan 15, 2011
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Postby Hetalia Poland » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:21 pm

*Wakes up*
*Yawns*
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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:21 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
AAAAAGH! YOU GOT CHEMICAL FOAM IN MY BULLET WOUND!
*falls on Japan's doorstep, crying*


*brings you inside and heals you*

What do you need, Germany-san?


Nihon-chan, I believe Prussia needs to be healed... And I also came for 2 reasons... 1 to be healed... 2... To give you this...

*Gives you the antique I forgot to put back*

There. I must get going I guess.
Last edited by Hetalia Germania on Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)
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Finland Hetalia
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Founded: Jan 16, 2011
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:21 pm

Bye, Switz. It's been a pleasure to meet you.
Fedeledland's Hetalia alter-ego.
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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:22 pm

Hetalia Poland wrote:*Wakes up*
*Yawns*


Good day, Poland!
Fedeledland's Hetalia alter-ego.
JOIN Hetalia XD!
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:22 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*brings you inside and heals you*

What do you need, Germany-san?


Nihon-chan, I believe Prussia needs to be healed... And I also came for 2 reasons... 1 to be healed... 2... To give you this...

*Gives you the antique I forgot to put back*


*patches you up and gives you a shot of morphine*
There. You should be fine.
Sit down, and I'll give you something to drink.
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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