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Hetalia Japan
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Founded: Jan 16, 2011
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:26 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:I was going to war with America AND Russia, Thank you very much!

*Loads a new clip and pulls out a granade*


*shoots grenade*

HetaliaTurkey wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:*dies*

*Runs to you and Revives you*


*shoots you before you can*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:26 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:I was going to war with America AND Russia, Thank you very much!

*Loads a new clip and pulls out a granade*


Well, well, I'd say we can fight on the same side again!
*climbs up on tank*
*knocks Russia out with the butt of my rifle, and holds Japan at gunpoint*
It's good to have you back, Brother!
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.

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Hetalia Russia
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Founded: Jan 15, 2011
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:27 pm

Hetalia Canada wrote:*Exports more food and stolen American nukes to Russia*

While having sex with Sweeden? Applause, applause.
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...

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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:27 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia Germania wrote:I was going to war with America AND Russia, Thank you very much!

*Loads a new clip and pulls out a granade*


Well, well, I'd say we can fight on the same side again!
*climbs up on tank*
*knocks Russia out with the butt of my rifle, and holds Japan at gunpoint*
It's good to have you back, Brother!


*grabs gun and kicks you in the nuts*
*punches you in the mouth*
*hits you with the butt of your own rifle*
Don't fuck with me, bitch.
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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HetaliaTurkey
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Postby HetaliaTurkey » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:28 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
HetaliaTurkey wrote:*Runs to you and Revives you*


*shoots you before you can*

*Continues to revive america, while bleeding* Brotherhood, is my down fall!
A puppet, proudly presented by NHC24!mum kendi kök yakar. Ama ayar değişmez.
(22:26:36) Sweden: TURKEY
(22:26:42) Sweden: GET OUT OF NORTHERN CYPRUS! :P

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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:28 pm

HetaliaTurkey wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:


*shoots you before you can*

*Continues to revive america, while bleeding* Brotherhood, is my down fall!


*fires at you using Prussia's rifle*
*shoots Prussia several times*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:28 pm

*runs to help Turkey reviving America and healing his wounds*
Fedeledland's Hetalia alter-ego.
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:29 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia Germania wrote:I was going to war with America AND Russia, Thank you very much!

*Loads a new clip and pulls out a granade*


Well, well, I'd say we can fight on the same side again!
*climbs up on tank*
*knocks Russia out with the butt of my rifle, and holds Japan at gunpoint*
It's good to have you back, Brother!

'is unconscious, so general winter kicks your ass literally'
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...

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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:29 pm

Finland Hetalia wrote:*runs to help Turkey reviving America and healing his wounds*


*shoots at you*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:29 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Well, well, I'd say we can fight on the same side again!
*climbs up on tank*
*knocks Russia out with the butt of my rifle, and holds Japan at gunpoint*
It's good to have you back, Brother!


*grabs gun and kicks you in the nuts*
*punches you in the mouth*
*hits you with the butt of your own rifle*
Don't fuck with me, bitch.


OOC: Hax... I'm up on the tank, and I'm pointing a gun at you.
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.

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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:29 pm

HetaliaTurkey wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:


*shoots you before you can*

*Continues to revive america, while bleeding* Brotherhood, is my down fall!

*wakes up* T-turkey? wha-what happened, and why am I tied to a tree?
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day

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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:29 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
HetaliaTurkey wrote:*Continues to revive america, while bleeding* Brotherhood, is my down fall!

*wakes up* T-turkey? wha-what happened, and why am I tied to a tree?


*stabs you and runs*
(OOC: It's not fun when you can revive everybody at full strength. Kinda lame.)
Last edited by Hetalia Japan on Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:29 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Finland Hetalia wrote:*runs to help Turkey reviving America and healing his wounds*


*shoots at you*


DAMN YOU, JAPAN!

*Runs towards Japan and tries to knock him out*
Fedeledland's Hetalia alter-ego.
JOIN Hetalia XD!

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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:30 pm

Finland Hetalia wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*shoots at you*


DAMN YOU, JAPAN!

*Runs towards Japan and tries to knock him out*


OOC: ...knock HER out...
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.

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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:30 pm

Finland Hetalia wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*shoots at you*


DAMN YOU, JAPAN!

*Runs towards Japan and tries to knock him out*


*grabs your head*
*smashes you into the floor*
*breaks your neck*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:30 pm

*Turns out the grande was actually a smoke granade*

*Coughs and continues to bleed*

Brother, I am nothing like you, But for this moment, I'm going to act like you...

*Gets up and slowly climbs a tree*
Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)

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HetaliaTurkey
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Postby HetaliaTurkey » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:30 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
HetaliaTurkey wrote:*Continues to revive america, while bleeding* Brotherhood, is my down fall!

*wakes up* T-turkey? wha-what happened, and why am I tied to a tree?

*Unties* GET OUT! Japan has gone R- *Falls dieing* go.
A puppet, proudly presented by NHC24!mum kendi kök yakar. Ama ayar değişmez.
(22:26:36) Sweden: TURKEY
(22:26:42) Sweden: GET OUT OF NORTHERN CYPRUS! :P

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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:31 pm

HetaliaTurkey wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:*wakes up* T-turkey? wha-what happened, and why am I tied to a tree?

*Unties* GET OUT! Japan has gone R- *Falls dieing* go.


*shoots at America with a pistol*
*hits America in the face with the pistol*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:31 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:*wakes up* T-turkey? wha-what happened, and why am I tied to a tree?


*stabs you and runs*
(OOC: It's not fun when you can revive everybody at full strength. Kinda lame.)


OOC: I'm not at full strength
Last edited by Hetalia America on Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day

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HetaliaTurkey
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Postby HetaliaTurkey » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:31 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
HetaliaTurkey wrote:*Unties* GET OUT! Japan has gone R- *Falls dieing* go.


*shoots at America with a pistol*
*hits America in the face with the pistol*

*Shoves my sword in your face* Take it, Japan.
A puppet, proudly presented by NHC24!mum kendi kök yakar. Ama ayar değişmez.
(22:26:36) Sweden: TURKEY
(22:26:42) Sweden: GET OUT OF NORTHERN CYPRUS! :P

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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:31 pm

HetaliaTurkey wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:*wakes up* T-turkey? wha-what happened, and why am I tied to a tree?

*Unties* GET OUT! Japan has gone R- *Falls dieing* go.

*falls onto the floor*can't move...
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day

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Hetalia Japan
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Founded: Jan 16, 2011
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:32 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*stabs you and runs*
(OOC: It's not fun when you can revive everybody at full strength. Kinda lame.)


OOC: I'm not at full strenght


*kicks America in the face*
*grabs him by the arm*
*breaks his arm*
*throws him onto the ground*
JAPAN IS ANGRY!!!!!!!! *chibi moment where my hair is on fire basically*

*grabs Turkey's sword*
Last edited by Hetalia Japan on Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.

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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:33 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
OOC: I'm not at full strenght


*kicks America in the face*
*grabs him by the arm*
*breaks his arm*
*throws him onto the ground*
JAPAN IS ANGRY!!!!!!!! *chibi moment where my hair is on fire basically*

*grabs Turkey's sword*


:( CSA! help me, please?
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day

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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:33 pm

OOC: Sorry... not accustomed to Japan being a female...

IC:

You just... killed... Christmas...
*dies*
Last edited by Finland Hetalia on Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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HetaliaTurkey
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Postby HetaliaTurkey » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:33 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
HetaliaTurkey wrote:*Unties* GET OUT! Japan has gone R- *Falls dieing* go.

*falls onto the floor*can't move...

*Slides Sword* Take her out, she is to evil for this world, Damn you Japan!
A puppet, proudly presented by NHC24!mum kendi kök yakar. Ama ayar değişmez.
(22:26:36) Sweden: TURKEY
(22:26:42) Sweden: GET OUT OF NORTHERN CYPRUS! :P

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