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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:17 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:*Sneaks behind Russia and pulls out a knife*


*fires pistol at Germany*
STAY AWAY FROM RUSSIA-KUN!
*pulls out dual Desert Eagles*
*fires*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:17 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
(OOC: I stabbed him before you defended him. Therefore, I win.)

*gracefully leaps over you, and grabs you from behind, and smashes you face first into the ground*

*Is unconscious*


*puts my boot on your head*
Loser... you'll never understand...
*pops off a few shots at Turkey*
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:18 pm

It... seems that we've lost...

*falls unconscious again*
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:18 pm

Finland Hetalia wrote:*wakes up*

Okay, okay, Russia, I surrender!

Good boy
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:18 pm

*dies*
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:18 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Germania wrote:*Sneaks behind Russia and pulls out a knife*


*fires pistol at Germany*
STAY AWAY FROM RUSSIA-KUN!
*pulls out dual Desert Eagles*
*fires*

:eek: DAMN!
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:19 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*fires pistol at Germany*
STAY AWAY FROM RUSSIA-KUN!
*pulls out dual Desert Eagles*
*fires*

:eek: DAMN!


*continues to fire at Germany*
America is dead. Confederacy! Your brother has been vanquished! You win!
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:20 pm

*Wakes up again*

Mr. America! NOOOO!
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:20 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote: :eek: DAMN!


*continues to fire at Germany*
America is dead. Confederacy! Your brother has been vanquished! You win!

:eek: Wou...would you go on a date with me?
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:20 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote: :eek: DAMN!


*continues to fire at Germany*
America is dead. Confederacy! Your brother has been vanquished! You win!


*walks over to Japan*
You're all right, Nihon-chan?
And you, too, Russia?
Last edited by Hetalia Prussia on Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:21 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Germania wrote:*Sneaks behind Russia and pulls out a knife*


*fires pistol at Germany*
STAY AWAY FROM RUSSIA-KUN!
*pulls out dual Desert Eagles*
*fires*


*Dodges*

*Fires Lugar as I get hit in the sholdier with a bullet*

Fuck...

*Retreats behind a tree and unloads a clip on Japan*
Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:21 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*continues to fire at Germany*
America is dead. Confederacy! Your brother has been vanquished! You win!

:eek: Wou...would you go on a date with me?


*fires at Germany*
Yes. I would like to.
GERMANY-SAN! SURRENDER! AMERICA IS DEAD!
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Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:22 pm

Canada? Turkey? Italy? Is anybody of the former alliance but me alive?
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:22 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*fires pistol at Germany*
STAY AWAY FROM RUSSIA-KUN!
*pulls out dual Desert Eagles*
*fires*


*Dodges*

*Fires Lugar as I get hit in the sholdier with a bullet*

Fuck...

*Retreats behind a tree and unloads a clip on Japan*


*pulls Japan behind a tree*
Deutche! Give up, West. You've lost!
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:22 pm

*spits on America's body*
This is revenge, you son of a bitch. Consider this my way of repaying you.
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Hetalia Sweden
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Postby Hetalia Sweden » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:23 pm

(OOC: Just as a note, the forums are ready. See the region.
And before everyone starts talking about this, talk about it on the RMB.)

Finland Hetalia wrote:Canada? Turkey? Italy? Is anybody of the former alliance but me alive?

Canada and I are busy right now... ;)
Last edited by Hetalia Sweden on Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Hetalia Alter-ego of Almaniania
Loving Husband of the totally Awesome Canada
Part of Terra Nova
Hetalia Prussia wrote:*sigh*
Maybe you need to learn a little bit about how nations are born...
You see, the daddy nation goes, and invades the mommy nation's vital regions. And he plants his, erm, citizens there... and then, after a long while- usually around 9 months- the baby nation breaks out of the mommy nation, and becomes a little country!

:shock:
Well if that doesn't scare me from ever creating a baby nation, I don't know what will...

(22:47:27) Sweden: (whispers to Belarus) Fun fact: They sing about Russia. Not carrots and sticks.
(22:48:25) Belarus: (whispers) We were singing about his stick.
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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:24 pm

So... Mr. Russia, what are the terms of the peace treaty?
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:24 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*continues to fire at Germany*
America is dead. Confederacy! Your brother has been vanquished! You win!


*walks over to Japan*
You're all right, Nihon-chan?
And you, too, Russia?

Im in love

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote: :eek: Wou...would you go on a date with me?


*fires at Germany*
Yes. I would like to.
GERMANY-SAN! SURRENDER! AMERICA IS DEAD!

After this then 'rides up in a T-34-85' and blasts Germany
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:25 pm

Finland Hetalia wrote:So... Mr. Russia, what are the terms of the peace treaty?

Just pay tribute in Vodka and sunflowers, and we won't hit you.
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:25 pm

I was going to war with America AND Russia, Thank you very much!

*Loads a new clip and pulls out a granade*
Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)
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HetaliaTurkey
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Postby HetaliaTurkey » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:25 pm

Hetalia America wrote:*dies*

*Runs to you and Revives you*
A puppet, proudly presented by NHC24!mum kendi kök yakar. Ama ayar değişmez.
(22:26:36) Sweden: TURKEY
(22:26:42) Sweden: GET OUT OF NORTHERN CYPRUS! :P
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Hetalia Canada
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Postby Hetalia Canada » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:26 pm

*Exports more food and stolen American nukes to Russia*
Vive la Terre Nouvelle

"As a Capitalist, you probably consumed too much in your horrid gluttony..." - Hetalia Ukraine
"I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Max Barry while chanting the entire text of Syrup backwards. Once you have done this, peel eleven blueberries and feed them to a shaved muskrat. The admins will surely hear your prayer and restore you to the World Assembly." - Motuka
America's Sister
>>>>Married to This guy<<<<
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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:26 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Finland Hetalia wrote:So... Mr. Russia, what are the terms of the peace treaty?

Just pay tribute in Vodka and sunflowers, and we won't hit you.


We agree! Thank you for being so merciful, sir! thanks! thanks!
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:26 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:I was going to war with America AND Russia, Thank you very much!

*Loads a new clip and pulls out a granade*

Considering u just got hit by a tank this is very unlikely
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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HetaliaTurkey
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Postby HetaliaTurkey » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:26 pm

Hetalia Canada wrote:*Exports more food and stolen American nukes to Russia*

*Frowns upon your actions*
A puppet, proudly presented by NHC24!mum kendi kök yakar. Ama ayar değişmez.
(22:26:36) Sweden: TURKEY
(22:26:42) Sweden: GET OUT OF NORTHERN CYPRUS! :P
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