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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:04 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia Confederacy wrote:*Runs*
Shit shit shit shit!


*throws a rabid cat at America*
Lay off of CSA.


*stops chasing CSA*Awww he's so...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *cat starts mauling America's face* *knife flies out of no where and stabs the cat*
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day
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Hetalia Canada
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Postby Hetalia Canada » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:05 pm

*Exports more food to fuel Russia*
Vive la Terre Nouvelle

"As a Capitalist, you probably consumed too much in your horrid gluttony..." - Hetalia Ukraine
"I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Max Barry while chanting the entire text of Syrup backwards. Once you have done this, peel eleven blueberries and feed them to a shaved muskrat. The admins will surely hear your prayer and restore you to the World Assembly." - Motuka
America's Sister
>>>>Married to This guy<<<<
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Hetalia Confederacy
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Postby Hetalia Confederacy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:05 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Confederacy wrote:*Runs*
Shit shit shit shit!

:twisted: YOU'D BETTER RUN *starts spraying CSA with his fire extinguisher*

Fort Sumter!
*Stabs you in the foot*
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:05 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
*throws a rabid cat at America*
Lay off of CSA.


*stops chasing CSA*Awww he's so...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *cat starts mauling America's face* *knife flies out of no where and stabs the cat*


Japan? Maybe we should coordinate our efforts, next time.
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:05 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:No your Teef 'punches ur mouth again'

*Catches hand and twists it*

'kicks you in the gut' Leggo damn u
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:06 pm

*stabs America in the back*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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HetaliaTurkey
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Postby HetaliaTurkey » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:06 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:*throws knife at America*

*Pushes America out of the way*
A puppet, proudly presented by NHC24!mum kendi kök yakar. Ama ayar değişmez.
(22:26:36) Sweden: TURKEY
(22:26:42) Sweden: GET OUT OF NORTHERN CYPRUS! :P
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:06 pm

HetaliaTurkey wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:*throws knife at America*

*Pushes America out of the way*


*punches Turkey and stabs in the stomach*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:06 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Catches hand and twists it*

'kicks you in the gut' Leggo damn u

*Grip is thrown off but manages to get a choke hold* Die already!
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:07 pm

Hetalia Canada wrote:*Exports more food to fuel Russia*

'exports more seals, ice, and hockey pucks'
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:08 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:*stabs America in the back*


:eek: *falls to the floor unconcious*
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:08 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:*stabs America in the back*


:eek: *falls to the floor unconcious*


*steps on neck*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:08 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:'kicks you in the gut' Leggo damn u

*Grip is thrown off but manages to get a choke hold* Die already!

I'm taller than you dumbass 'is standing up straight, shakes you off'
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:09 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:*stabs America in the back*


:eek: *falls to the floor unconcious*

No! *Throws Russia to the ground and defends America* Stay back!
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:09 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
:eek: *falls to the floor unconcious*


*steps on neck*

:clap: :rofl:
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:09 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:*stabs America in the back*


:eek: *falls to the floor unconcious*


HAHA! KASSERINE PASS!!! *kicks America in the head*
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:09 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
:eek: *falls to the floor unconcious*

No! *Throws Russia to the ground and defends America* Stay back!


*sprays you with a fire extinguisher and stabs you repeatedly*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:09 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
:eek: *falls to the floor unconcious*


*steps on neck*

*Catches foot and throws F Japan to ground* I said stay back!
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:10 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*steps on neck*

*Catches foot and throws F Japan to ground* I said stay back!


*throws a bunch of knives at you*
Die, bakayarou!
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:10 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
:eek: *falls to the floor unconcious*


HAHA! KASSERINE PASS!!! *kicks America in the head*

*Punches Prussia in the face* Turkey! Could use some help!
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:11 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
HAHA! KASSERINE PASS!!! *kicks America in the head*

*Punches Prussia in the face* Turkey! Could use some help!


*about 2000 knifes are flying at your face*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:11 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Catches foot and throws F Japan to ground* I said stay back!


*throws a bunch of knives at you*
Die, bakayarou!

*Two knick him and one embeds itself into shoulder* Arrgghhh!
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Finland Hetalia
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Postby Finland Hetalia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:11 pm

Hetalia Latvia wrote:
Finland Hetalia wrote:Latvia, if you and your brothers declare independence and leave to my house, I'll protect you!


*Tries to cut off CSA's foot (Texas)*

(I actually thought it was confirmed they weren't Brothers?)


(No, but they have always considered themselves brothers, so...)

*Attacks Russia with all my might and is milimeters from cutting his right arm*
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:11 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*throws a bunch of knives at you*
Die, bakayarou!

*Two knick him and one embeds itself into shoulder* Arrgghhh!


*grabs you and throws you to the ground*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:12 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Japan wrote:
*throws a bunch of knives at you*
Die, bakayarou!

*Two knick him and one embeds itself into shoulder* Arrgghhh!

Thank you for getting him off me Japan :bow:
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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