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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:57 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:*watches Russia and this war*
Uh, Russia, can you... not start the Third or Fourth Russo-Japanese War?

Sure just don't help Italy and we are good
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:57 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:
Hey, can you protect me from America...I can be a good missile base and I can spite those capitalist pigs!

Sure, u and your billions of people.

*Kicks nose*
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Latvia
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Postby Hetalia Latvia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:57 pm

Finland Hetalia wrote:Latvia, if you and your brothers declare independence and leave to my house, I'll protect you!


*Tries to cut off CSA's foot (Texas)*

(I actually thought it was confirmed they weren't Brothers?)
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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:57 pm

Hetalia Confederacy wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:GETTYSBURG *Throws Confederacy into a wall*


*Passes out*


*makes a triumphant face* *looks at CSA* awww, he looks like such a little...BITCH *kicks CSA and walks away to have a Coke-a-Cola*and then help Italy with Russia
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day
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Hetalia Canada
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Postby Hetalia Canada » Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:58 pm

Hetalia Sweden wrote:
Hetalia Canada wrote:
Its actually because I joined the USSR, if you read back 30-40 pages.

Oh and fix'd

Canada... can we go somewhere private... please? :)


Sure thing! ;D
Vive la Terre Nouvelle

"As a Capitalist, you probably consumed too much in your horrid gluttony..." - Hetalia Ukraine
"I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Max Barry while chanting the entire text of Syrup backwards. Once you have done this, peel eleven blueberries and feed them to a shaved muskrat. The admins will surely hear your prayer and restore you to the World Assembly." - Motuka
America's Sister
>>>>Married to This guy<<<<
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:59 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Confederacy wrote:
*Passes out*


*makes a triumphant face* *looks at CSA* awww, he looks like such a little...BITCH *kicks CSA and walks away to have a Coke-a-Cola*and then help Italy with Russia


*looks around*
*runs out of a bush*
*helps CSA up*
I'll help you...
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Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:00 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
*makes a triumphant face* *looks at CSA* awww, he looks like such a little...BITCH *kicks CSA and walks away to have a Coke-a-Cola*and then help Italy with Russia


*looks around*
*helps CSA up*
I'll help you...


He's passed out though...
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:00 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:Sure, u and your billions of people.

*Kicks nose*

'punches mouth'
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:00 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
*makes a triumphant face* *looks at CSA* awww, he looks like such a little...BITCH *kicks CSA and walks away to have a Coke-a-Cola*and then help Italy with Russia


*looks around*
*runs out of a bush*
*helps CSA up*
I'll help you...

Damn you Prussia!
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Israslovakahzerbajan
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Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:00 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:
Hey, can you protect me from America...I can be a good missile base and I can spite those capitalist pigs!

Sure, u and your billions of people.


Well, I want the R-12 Dvina, I want it bad...besides, if I don't, that stupid burger muncher will eventually invade me.
IC name: El Reino Panamericano/El Reino de La Dorada
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México-Americano, por nacimiento. Nacionalista de mi país adoptivo: México.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Oh, I bet it counts alright...otaku gets anyone a x50 multiplier on their hell points.
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Hetalia Germania
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Postby Hetalia Germania » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:00 pm

Hetalia Prussia wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:
*makes a triumphant face* *looks at CSA* awww, he looks like such a little...BITCH *kicks CSA and walks away to have a Coke-a-Cola*and then help Italy with Russia


*looks around*
*helps CSA up*
I'll help you...


Prussia, I'm just watching... This conflict isn't worth my time.
Italy
Male Japan(Yes?)
Female Japan
Canada
Poland(please?)
Prussia


New Berlin(Sand!)
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Hetalia Confederacy
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Postby Hetalia Confederacy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:00 pm

*Wakes up*
Chikamauga!
*Trips America*
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Hetalia Sweden
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Postby Hetalia Sweden » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:00 pm

Hetalia Canada wrote:
Hetalia Sweden wrote:Canada... can we go somewhere private... please? :)


Sure thing! ;D

Yay!
*Takes Canada and pulls her to a nice quiet place...* ;)
Hetalia Alter-ego of Almaniania
Loving Husband of the totally Awesome Canada
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Hetalia Prussia wrote:*sigh*
Maybe you need to learn a little bit about how nations are born...
You see, the daddy nation goes, and invades the mommy nation's vital regions. And he plants his, erm, citizens there... and then, after a long while- usually around 9 months- the baby nation breaks out of the mommy nation, and becomes a little country!

:shock:
Well if that doesn't scare me from ever creating a baby nation, I don't know what will...

(22:47:27) Sweden: (whispers to Belarus) Fun fact: They sing about Russia. Not carrots and sticks.
(22:48:25) Belarus: (whispers) We were singing about his stick.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:00 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:*Kicks nose*

'punches mouth'

My toof! *Gives a wet willy*
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Latvia
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Postby Hetalia Latvia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:01 pm

Hetalia Switzerland wrote:Ill remain neutral

*laughs*

*Shakes* Ehh ... How do yo-uu st-aay Neutral all the tim-e?
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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:01 pm

Hetalia Confederacy wrote:*Wakes up*
Chikamauga!
*Trips America*

*spilla his Coke-a-Cola*............................ :( ..................... :evil: YOU LITTLE BITCH *starts chasing CSA*
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:01 pm

Hetalia Germania wrote:
Hetalia Prussia wrote:
*looks around*
*helps CSA up*
I'll help you...


Prussia, I'm just watching... This conflict isn't worth my time.


Fine... but CSA is a lot like me. He was never loved by anyone, and constantly under attack.
I don't want him to grow bitter, like I have...
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:02 pm

Hetalia Latvia wrote:
Hetalia Switzerland wrote:Ill remain neutral

*laughs*

*Shakes* Ehh ... How do yo-uu st-aay Neutral all the tim-e?

Latvia! Noooooooooooooo!!!
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Confederacy
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Postby Hetalia Confederacy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:02 pm

Hetalia America wrote:
Hetalia Confederacy wrote:*Wakes up*
Chikamauga!
*Trips America*

*spilla his Coke-a-Cola*............................ :( ..................... :evil: YOU LITTLE BITCH *starts chasing CSA*

*Runs*
Shit shit shit shit!
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Hetalia Japan
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Postby Hetalia Japan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:02 pm

*throws knife at America*
Guess who I am? As if it wasn't obvious.
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Hetalia Prussia
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Postby Hetalia Prussia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:03 pm

Hetalia Confederacy wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:*spilla his Coke-a-Cola*............................ :( ..................... :evil: YOU LITTLE BITCH *starts chasing CSA*

*Runs*
Shit shit shit shit!


*throws a rabid cat at America*
Lay off of CSA.
Door_Mouse wrote:
Auremena wrote:*a scream and crashing is heard*

Throwing yourself down stairs isn't the best way to induce an abortion.

Arcad's puppet. We use the same flag, usually... so it's not that hard.
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Hetalia America
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Postby Hetalia America » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:03 pm

Hetalia Confederacy wrote:
Hetalia America wrote:*spilla his Coke-a-Cola*............................ :( ..................... :evil: YOU LITTLE BITCH *starts chasing CSA*

*Runs*
Shit shit shit shit!

:twisted: YOU'D BETTER RUN *starts spraying CSA with his fire extinguisher*
The Hetalia puppet of ImperialistSalvia | NO ONE WORRY! THE HERO'S HERE! |

(20:41:25) Germany: (whispers) Grand pa, Tell me about sex!
(20:42:10) America: (whispers to Germany) Well, you see
(20:42:24) America: (whispers to Germany) when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much
(20:42:37) America: (whispers to Germany) they do absolutely nothing about it and continue their day
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Hetalia Russia
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Postby Hetalia Russia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:04 pm

Hetalia Italy wrote:
Hetalia Russia wrote:'punches mouth'

My toof! *Gives a wet willy*

No your Teef 'punches ur mouth again'
Puppet of BL

Fear my childish pranks and give me food
Tetraca wrote:
Zeppy wrote:"TROJAN VIRUS ALERT!"

He gave my wonderful virgin of a computers aids.

A Trojan virus? I thought condoms were supposed to prevent against that sort of thing...
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:04 pm

Hetalia Japan wrote:*throws knife at America*

America!
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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Hetalia Italy
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Postby Hetalia Italy » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:04 pm

Hetalia Russia wrote:
Hetalia Italy wrote:My toof! *Gives a wet willy*

No your Teef 'punches ur mouth again'

*Catches hand and twists it*
Now owned by Mana appropriately...
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