G-Tech Corporation wrote:OMGeverynameistaken wrote:Space Russia's hats are superior to all other hats. This is a confirmed, scientific, fact. They're not even that expensive to produce.
And since this is a fact all Space Russian's wear suitably impressive hats, as there are no drawbacks when said hats are compared to the naked scalp. *nods sagely*
And since there are no drawbacks to wearing Space Russian headgear, Space Russians are the most perfect form of life in the galaxy.