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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:11 pm

Israeon wrote:Alright Olthar, I'll join. But I have a new Commandment:

Idea: You shall post frequently, or you shall be banned.

Meh. I'd have to get rid of one of the others.
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Postby Izandai » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:44 pm

*erects a giant statue of Olthar's dick* See what I did there?

...Or did someone do that the first time?
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:46 pm

Izandai wrote:*erects a giant statue of Olthar's dick* See what I did there?

...Or did someone do that the first time?

Are you trying to make a life-sized replica of Lord Olthar's dick?

If so, its too damn small.
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Postby Izandai » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:22 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Izandai wrote:*erects a giant statue of Olthar's dick* See what I did there?

...Or did someone do that the first time?

Are you trying to make a life-sized replica of Lord Olthar's dick?

If so, its too damn small.

I know. I couldn't find enough pure gold.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

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Postby Grenartia » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:55 pm

Izandai wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Are you trying to make a life-sized replica of Lord Olthar's dick?

If so, its too damn small.

I know. I couldn't find enough pure gold.

Not a good idea. Gold has a hardness of 2.5-3, whereas Olthar's dick is about 15.
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Postby Izandai » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:56 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Izandai wrote:I know. I couldn't find enough pure gold.

Not a good idea. Gold has a hardness of 2.5-3, whereas Olthar's dick is about 15.

Olthar already endorsed a solid gold replica.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:59 pm

Izandai wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Not a good idea. Gold has a hardness of 2.5-3, whereas Olthar's dick is about 15.

Olthar already endorsed a solid gold replica.

We erected it.
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:56 pm

Izandai wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Not a good idea. Gold has a hardness of 2.5-3, whereas Olthar's dick is about 15.

Olthar already endorsed a solid gold replica.


But what if some asshole from the Burning Marsupial starts trying to demolish it?
He'll dent the dick.

We cant have that.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:58 pm

Nah, gold is just fine. You'd have to make it out of adamantium to get anywhere near the proper strength.
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:02 pm

Olthar wrote:Nah, gold is just fine. You'd have to make it out of adamantium to get anywhere near the proper strength.

I just dont want a dented-up dick in front of your gloriously unholy house of worship.
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Postby Izandai » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:04 pm

Has no one seen what I did?
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:37 pm

Izandai wrote:*erects a giant statue of Olthar's dick* See what I did there?

...Or did someone do that the first time?

I did it already.
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Izandai » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:37 pm

Drn.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:32 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:Nah, gold is just fine. You'd have to make it out of adamantium to get anywhere near the proper strength.

I just dont want a dented-up dick in front of your gloriously unholy house of worship.

Well, then just make a new one.
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:18 pm

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:I just dont want a dented-up dick in front of your gloriously unholy house of worship.

Well, then just make a new one.


*Erects a 1,000 ft tall replica of Olthar's dick, made from a Titanium alloy, covered in Platinum, and encased in a diamond*

*nods*
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Postby Olthar » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:12 am

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:Well, then just make a new one.


*Erects a 1,000 ft tall replica of Olthar's dick, made from a Titanium alloy, covered in Platinum, and encased in a diamond*

*nods*

Eh, it's a little small, but it's acceptable, as long as those are blood diamonds. *nods*
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Postby Luciratus » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:28 am

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
*Erects a 1,000 ft tall replica of Olthar's dick, made from a Titanium alloy, covered in Platinum, and encased in a diamond*

*nods*

Eh, it's a little small, but it's acceptable, as long as those are blood diamonds. *nods*

*I glance at the original post morosely, then begin to smile softly.*
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:08 pm

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
*Erects a 1,000 ft tall replica of Olthar's dick, made from a Titanium alloy, covered in Platinum, and encased in a diamond*

*nods*

Eh, it's a little small, but it's acceptable, as long as those are blood diamonds. *nods*


Well, a 10,000 ft dick statue seemed like it would topple over in the wind. And if by 'blood diamonds' you mean a giant artifical diamond with blood embedded in it, then yes, it is.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:49 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:Eh, it's a little small, but it's acceptable, as long as those are blood diamonds. *nods*


Well, a 10,000 ft dick statue seemed like it would topple over in the wind. And if by 'blood diamonds' you mean a giant artifical diamond with blood embedded in it, then yes, it is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_diamond
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:03 pm

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Well, a 10,000 ft dick statue seemed like it would topple over in the wind. And if by 'blood diamonds' you mean a giant artifical diamond with blood embedded in it, then yes, it is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_diamond

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Postby Israeon » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:05 pm

Uhh... remind me, If I have children, not to bring them here.
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Postby Izandai » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:21 pm

Israeon wrote:Uhh... remind me, If I have children, not to bring them here.

Why not? We're nice people. *mouth is dripping with blood from recent trip to the basement*
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

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Postby Israeon » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:24 pm

Izandai wrote:
Israeon wrote:Uhh... remind me, If I have children, not to bring them here.

Why not? We're nice people. *mouth is dripping with blood from recent trip to the basement*

...Seriously? Uncool man.
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Postby Izandai » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:27 pm

Israeon wrote:
Izandai wrote:Why not? We're nice people. *mouth is dripping with blood from recent trip to the basement*

...Seriously? Uncool man.

:p
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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Postby Israeon » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:29 pm

Izandai wrote:
Israeon wrote:...Seriously? Uncool man.

:p

And if I do bring them here, you'll eat them. Won't you?
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