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New Humanity Unleashed
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Postby New Humanity Unleashed » Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:08 pm

O Olthar! My deepest wish is worshipping thee.

*brushes dust off shoulders*

Ahem. Well, I am quite good at soul-catching, I usually hang out with the necromancers. Can I worship you, please?
:bow:
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Postby Grenartia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:11 pm

Izandai wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
*pleasures Izandai for teh lulz*

*kicks you in the balls for teh lulz*


*is hunched over in extreme pain*
*starts yelling in extremely high pitched voice*
Olthardamn!! What the fuck was that for?!?!?!? I try to make you feel good and you kick me in the nuts?!?!?! Who the fuck does that?!!?!?!?!
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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:12 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Izandai wrote:*kicks you in the balls for teh lulz*


*is hunched over in extreme pain*

Olthardamn!! What the fuck was that for?!?!?!? I try to make you feel good and you kick me in the nuts?!?!?! Who the fuck does that?!!?!?!?!

People who don't like to be touched by guys.
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JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

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Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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Vorograd
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Postby Vorograd » Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:34 pm

*lights cigar, then lights a candle with said cigar*
Are we out of virgins again? I can't find the stash.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:04 pm

Nova terre wrote:I wanna be a lust deamon

Alright. If you feel like it.

New Humanity Unleashed wrote:O Olthar! My deepest wish is worshipping thee.

*brushes dust off shoulders*

Ahem. Well, I am quite good at soul-catching, I usually hang out with the necromancers. Can I worship you, please?
:bow:

Sure. If you want.
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Postby Grenartia » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:29 pm

Sorry I havent posted on here in a while. Izandai kinda scared me away. :( Plus, I'm tryin to work on this totally badass book report I gotta do.
Impeach Humanity, Legalize Death Stars, Life is TheftWis/Gren 2016 Something all cisgender allies should start doing. I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith. ⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧
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Please use they/them/their when referencing me, as I do NOT appreciate the other pronouns.
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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:34 pm

Grenartia wrote:Sorry I havent posted on here in a while. Izandai kinda scared me away. :( Plus, I'm tryin to work on this totally badass book report I gotta do.

:twisted: *raises foot menacingly*
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:01 pm

Grenartia wrote:Sorry I havent posted on here in a while. Izandai kinda scared me away. :( Plus, I'm tryin to work on this totally badass book report I gotta do.

Yeah, I haven't been on in ages, either. My puppets were actually on the verge of dying again. For me, though, it's because of Pokémon Black that I've been away from NS for so long. Well, that and the fact that I'm just getting generally bored of it. This is really the only F7 thread I post in anymore.
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Postby Grenartia » Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:27 pm

Izandai wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Sorry I havent posted on here in a while. Izandai kinda scared me away. :( Plus, I'm tryin to work on this totally badass book report I gotta do.

:twisted: *raises foot menacingly*

*is not scared because he is wearing an athletic cup made out of solid diamond, covered in a platinum-titanium-steel-cobalt uber alloy*

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Sorry I havent posted on here in a while. Izandai kinda scared me away. :( Plus, I'm tryin to work on this totally badass book report I gotta do.

Yeah, I haven't been on in ages, either. My puppets were actually on the verge of dying again. For me, though, it's because of Pokémon Black that I've been away from NS for so long. Well, that and the fact that I'm just getting generally bored of it. This is really the only F7 thread I post in anymore.


So you mean that there may not be a reason for this epic church anymore?
Impeach Humanity, Legalize Death Stars, Life is TheftWis/Gren 2016 Something all cisgender allies should start doing. I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith. ⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧
I'm a pansexual Androgyne. Also a Christian.
Please use they/them/their when referencing me, as I do NOT appreciate the other pronouns.
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Neweegeeia
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Founded: Feb 17, 2011
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Postby Neweegeeia » Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:31 pm

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Sorry I havent posted on here in a while. Izandai kinda scared me away. :( Plus, I'm tryin to work on this totally badass book report I gotta do.

Yeah, I haven't been on in ages, either. My puppets were actually on the verge of dying again. For me, though, it's because of Pokémon Black that I've been away from NS for so long. Well, that and the fact that I'm just getting generally bored of it. This is really the only F7 thread I post in anymore.

Try taking a break from it for a month or two, and come back when you want to. That's what I did.
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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:35 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Izandai wrote: :twisted: *raises foot menacingly*

*is not scared because he is wearing an athletic cup made out of solid diamond, covered in a platinum-titanium-steel-cobalt uber alloy*

*kicks cup, sending the edges into your crotch strongly enough to break you pelvis, the center squashes your balls* Yeah. Cups don't work as well as their supposed to.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:52 pm

Neweegeeia wrote:
Olthar wrote:Yeah, I haven't been on in ages, either. My puppets were actually on the verge of dying again. For me, though, it's because of Pokémon Black that I've been away from NS for so long. Well, that and the fact that I'm just getting generally bored of it. This is really the only F7 thread I post in anymore.

Try taking a break from it for a month or two, and come back when you want to. That's what I did.

I already did that. I missed all of November last year.
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Postby Olthar » Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:55 pm

I proclaim that today, March 27th, shall be a new Church holiday. It is the day that I got into the top 100 for world rankings. My puppet, The Educational Programing of Poppy Street, is number four in the entire world for Income Equality.

(I also have another puppet in number 90, but who cares about that.)
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Postby Izandai » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:57 am

Olthar wrote:I proclaim that today, March 27th, shall be a new Church holiday. It is the day that I got into the top 100 for world rankings. My puppet, The Educational Programing of Poppy Street, is number four in the entire world for Income Equality.

(I also have another puppet in number 90, but who cares about that.)

Yay! My birthday is a church holiday!

But that means it'll be overshadowed.

Awww. :(
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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Postby Grenartia » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:23 am

Olthar wrote:I proclaim that today, March 27th, shall be a new Church holiday. It is the day that I got into the top 100 for world rankings. My puppet, The Educational Programing of Poppy Street, is number four in the entire world for Income Equality.

(I also have another puppet in number 90, but who cares about that.)


What shall it be called?
Impeach Humanity, Legalize Death Stars, Life is TheftWis/Gren 2016 Something all cisgender allies should start doing. I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith. ⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧
I'm a pansexual Androgyne. Also a Christian.
Please use they/them/their when referencing me, as I do NOT appreciate the other pronouns.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:36 am

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:I proclaim that today, March 27th, shall be a new Church holiday. It is the day that I got into the top 100 for world rankings. My puppet, The Educational Programing of Poppy Street, is number four in the entire world for Income Equality.

(I also have another puppet in number 90, but who cares about that.)


What shall it be called?

Eh, whatever you think is best.
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Postby Izandai » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:47 am

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
What shall it be called?

Eh, whatever you think is best.

How about "The Day of Rankage"? No, to vulgar. "The Day of Rank"? No. "The Ranking Day"? "The Day that Olthar Got in the Top 100 and a Puppet Got 4th"?
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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Postby Demen » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:50 am

FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO GIVE A RAT'S ASS: I'm back.

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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:54 pm

Izandai wrote:
Olthar wrote:Eh, whatever you think is best.

How about "The Day of Rankage"? No, to vulgar. "The Day of Rank"? No. "The Ranking Day"? "The Day that Olthar Got in the Top 100 and a Puppet Got 4th"?


The Day Olthar Pwnd in the World Census.
Impeach Humanity, Legalize Death Stars, Life is TheftWis/Gren 2016 Something all cisgender allies should start doing. I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith. ⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧
I'm a pansexual Androgyne. Also a Christian.
Please use they/them/their when referencing me, as I do NOT appreciate the other pronouns.
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Postby Basementees » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:05 pm

The Population Of Basementees Has Been Converted To Your Truth, Oh Dark Lord.
We Shall Do Your Bidding. :bow:

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:10 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Izandai wrote:How about "The Day of Rankage"? No, to vulgar. "The Day of Rank"? No. "The Ranking Day"? "The Day that Olthar Got in the Top 100 and a Puppet Got 4th"?


The Day Olthar Pwnd in the World Census.

That works.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:10 pm

Demen wrote:FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO GIVE A RAT'S ASS: I'm back.

You left?
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:13 pm

Olthar wrote:
Demen wrote:FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO GIVE A RAT'S ASS: I'm back.

You left?


That's what I was thinking.
Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
The Day Olthar Pwnd in the World Census.

That works.

I'll ass it to the OP immediately, but it sucks we wont be able to celebrate it until next year....
Impeach Humanity, Legalize Death Stars, Life is TheftWis/Gren 2016 Something all cisgender allies should start doing. I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith. ⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧
I'm a pansexual Androgyne. Also a Christian.
Please use they/them/their when referencing me, as I do NOT appreciate the other pronouns.
Textbook definition of irony
Quotes of awesomeness

"Don't take life so serious. It isn't permanent."-Dyakovo

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:51 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:You left?


That's what I was thinking.
Olthar wrote:That works.

I'll ass it to the OP immediately, but it sucks we wont be able to celebrate it until next year....

I would very much appreciate it if you kept your ass far away from the OP. I think that's against forum rules, anyways.
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Demen
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Postby Demen » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:04 pm

Olthar wrote:
Demen wrote:FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO GIVE A RAT'S ASS: I'm back.

You left?

33 days and no one notices? :o

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